Massage Parlor Reports

**MarkGew** · 09-28-23 12:18

Originally Posted by Malcolm1933 [View Original Post]

They have a lot of rotation there. They are prone to bait and switch, texting a photo and saying come see this new girl. Then driving there and finding the girl looks nothing like the photo. Or calling to make sure a certain girl is available and then getting there and that girl is "busy. " Most times, there is some issue. On the other hand, they occasionally do get some very attractive girls. Eva was one several months ago. She's still in Florida but a few hours south now.

In August, "Lisa" was there. Here's the report I heard.

She is a good looking girl in her mid or late 20's with manufactured boobs. But still very attractive. Great looking ass especially when she's on all fours. But inexperienced and has a lot of rules. First, no hour, only half hour because it was a Friday and she's busy. Then tended to rush things along too fast even for a half hour. During FS objected to hearing "Fuck you *****" as she got pounded DS. Seconds away from client climaxing she actually stopped and turned around and said, no *****. Apology made. But that pretty much spoiled things for the client. Still, client was able to finish. All of this in about 12 minutes. LOL. Lisa starts to leave but client asked for a foot massage hoping to get a little more of his money's worth. "I don't massage feet. Only legs. " Client said to her you have a lot of rules but was thinking, "My dick was in your mouth 10 minutes ago but you don't want to touch my feet?

A week later she had left and they texted a new photo. Another bait and switch. New girl turned out to be a much older completely different person with a strong hustler instinct. Client hasn't been back, but will probably take another chance at some point.

I saw a late 20's early 30's hot looking girl in August I give her 100 for nude hand job with no limits on roaming fingers. She called herself monika. Never made it back for more.

**Malcolm1933** · 09-27-23 23:07

They have a lot of rotation there. They are prone to bait and switch, texting a photo and saying come see this new girl. Then driving there and finding the girl looks nothing like the photo. Or calling to make sure a certain girl is available and then getting there and that girl is "busy. " Most times, there is some issue. On the other hand, they occasionally do get some very attractive girls. Eva was one several months ago. She's still in Florida but a few hours south now.

In August, "Lisa" was there. Here's the report I heard.

She is a good looking girl in her mid or late 20's with manufactured boobs. But still very attractive. Great looking ass especially when she's on all fours. But inexperienced and has a lot of rules. First, no hour, only half hour because it was a Friday and she's busy. Then tended to rush things along too fast even for a half hour. During FS objected to hearing "Fuck you *****" as she got pounded DS. Seconds away from client climaxing she actually stopped and turned around and said, no *****. Apology made. But that pretty much spoiled things for the client. Still, client was able to finish. All of this in about 12 minutes. LOL. Lisa starts to leave but client asked for a foot massage hoping to get a little more of his money's worth. "I don't massage feet. Only legs. " Client said to her you have a lot of rules but was thinking, "My dick was in your mouth 10 minutes ago but you don't want to touch my feet?

A week later she had left and they texted a new photo. Another bait and switch. New girl turned out to be a much older completely different person with a strong hustler instinct. Client hasn't been back, but will probably take another chance at some point.

**OdinsBeard78** · 09-27-23 22:45

Originally Posted by Malcolm1933 [View Original Post]

L1 and mostly unattractive workers there (in my opinion). There was one attractive person a year or two ago, but her personality was not great. Had a disinterested attitude and massage was mechanical, including through the end.

A month or so ago I decided to see if anyone new was there. A cute, fun-looking girl with black glasses came to the front, but she was busy and I couldn't wait. Went back the next week and she was gone. The person (unsatisfactory) who took care of me said she had been fired. Maybe it was for being too good-looking and fun. LOL.

Others may have had different experiences there, but whenever I've given it another chance, I've been disappointed.

Yoko was the only ever cute girl that worked there, her massage was great and she at least feigned interest on the flip but never more than a HJ there. She's been there for a long time so if she got fired they fucked up royally. The last time I went, she was off and the girl that took me was awful. I hope its not true that Yoko is fired.

**Malcolm1933** · 09-27-23 22:07

Sorry to read on here that you-massage is getting rebranded, but very glad to know where Ruby is now.

I know a story about a man who walked into you-massage a couple years ago when she was working there. He was excited by her good looks and warm attitude. She took him to a room and told him to get undressed, then she left. He put two bills on the chair with his wallet and phone and keys, then sat on the massage table facing the door so he could see her when she came in.

After ten minutes or so, she came in wearing a silky robe and apologized for her delay. "No problem at all," he said. He stood up and she came to him, and they hugged as her robe came off. After a few minutes of holding her and feeling her incredible body, and nuzzling her neck, he was hard as concrete.

Without direction she dropped to her knees and took him into her mouth. He thought he was already rock hard but she sucked and kept sucking until he got even harder. He thought she would stop and put him on his back on the table, but she didn't. Still in her mouth, he sat back down on the edge of the table and leaned back, and she kept sucking.

Then the earthquake started and he exploded in her mouth. And still she kept sucking. She sucked him dry and swallowed. Then she stood up and looked at how she had completely destroyed him and saw the look of total pleasure and relief and disbelief on his face. And she laughed a delighted kind of laugh. Total success!

**UncleJohnDoe** · 09-27-23 20:58

Originally Posted by WAustin64 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if Gardenia is a flat rate like mm used to be or house plus negotiated rate. Thanks.

I just paid the standard going rate, didn't have to discuss extras as it was implied by the amount I handed her.

**Malcolm1933** · 09-27-23 19:57

L1 and mostly unattractive workers there (in my opinion). There was one attractive person a year or two ago, but her personality was not great. Had a disinterested attitude and massage was mechanical, including through the end.

A month or so ago I decided to see if anyone new was there. A cute, fun-looking girl with black glasses came to the front, but she was busy and I couldn't wait. Went back the next week and she was gone. The person (unsatisfactory) who took care of me said she had been fired. Maybe it was for being too good-looking and fun. LOL.

Others may have had different experiences there, but whenever I've given it another chance, I've been disappointed.

**Fav6977** · 09-27-23 16:58

I was at Gardenia last weekend. I gave the girl a single amount up front. No questions. See my review, post #45577.

Originally Posted by WAustin64 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if Gardenia is a flat rate like mm used to be or house plus negotiated rate. Thanks.

**ScottyO** · 09-27-23 15:00

Originally Posted by MisterRH [View Original Post]

Since the big three went down, I've been taking a bit of break to see how things play out but then I got the itch again! I tried a random place off of Aloma and Sermon which seemed like a decent L1 place. I went in paid for 30 minutes and was led to one of the rooms. Girl was on the younger side, probably around early 30's and decent body. Not the best massage but let's be honest, we're all just waiting for the flip. Once I flipped she made the motion to confirm that's what I wanted. I said yes, and we haggled for a bit and settled on standard rates. Halfway through the HJ, I requested a prostate massage and she left the room and came back with a glove, ha! She worked the prostate and worked junior. After a few minutes, I felt al relaxed and ready to carry on with my day. It seemed that there is more on the menu, if you ask.

I tired another place near Turkey Lake and Sand Lake for another L1 service. This time it was an older provider, probably late 40's. Massage was decent and then came the flip. She dimmed the lights so it was pretty dark. At first, I wasn't sure I was going to like the room being that dark but it actually added to the experience. She had a great technique, so good that I didn't ask for the prostate massage. It didn't take long for me to feel very relaxed! No negotiation, standard tip was accepted..

The one on sand lake.

**WAustin64** · 09-27-23 07:19

Just wondering if Gardenia is a flat rate like mm used to be or house plus negotiated rate. Thanks.

**FrankOb65** · 09-26-23 10:20

Originally Posted by CopKoda [View Original Post]

Saw some posts on forums and RM that MM has lights on. Who wants to verify?

Just drove by. Parking lot blocked, lights off. No signs of life.

**FrankOb65** · 09-26-23 10:14

Originally Posted by CopKoda [View Original Post]

Saw some posts on forums and RM that MM has lights on. Who wants to verify?

I'm working at a jobsite one block from there and I'm about to head to HD. I'll report back in a few, if I see any life there.

**CopKoda** · 09-26-23 01:57

Saw some posts on forums and RM that MM has lights on. Who wants to verify?

**Big In Japan** · 09-26-23 01:49

Originally Posted by XclusivePlaya4 [View Original Post]

Who has the biggest tits rn at these AMPs? I am a tits guy so looking for the biggest natural.

Mona at Gardenia has some big ones.

**Member #6495** · 09-25-23 15:31

Who has the biggest tits rn at these AMPs? I am a tits guy so looking for the biggest natural.

Frikazoydz · 09-25-23 14:48

Originally Posted by BrickBatt [View Original Post]

Had to fly out over here for some business. Did some skimming on the forums for info (don't like doing things completely blind) Decided to try out Ocean Star (Kissimmee) since it seemed solid and was also the closest to me that day.

I went in for the full hour and donated for the full enchilada with Crystal. Her conventional massage, head to toe, was better than most AMP's. I appreciated this a lot especially after all the traveling. Table shower was also a very complete experience. Very sensual to get ya in the mood. Speaking of trying to get in the mood, the overall vibe of Crystal was quite intimate. Little TLC here and there is always appreciated and just enhances everything else. Kinda like MSG in Chinese food LOL. Didn't raw dog anything. It was covered including when she gave some CBJ. Did end things on a high note with dawggy dawg style though. Really felt like more than an hour was given to me. Crystal wasn't a time watcher at all. I hate when they do that shit. Very very attentive and was a total Asian babe. After the cleanup Crystal mentioned about coming to see her again, but yeah unfortunately I'll be out of the area by then. Seriously worth it.

Damnnn noise. Is Crystal still there? That joint usually solid.