Massage Parlor Reports

**Malcolm1933** · 09-27-23 22:07

Sorry to read on here that you-massage is getting rebranded, but very glad to know where Ruby is now.

I know a story about a man who walked into you-massage a couple years ago when she was working there. He was excited by her good looks and warm attitude. She took him to a room and told him to get undressed, then she left. He put two bills on the chair with his wallet and phone and keys, then sat on the massage table facing the door so he could see her when she came in.

After ten minutes or so, she came in wearing a silky robe and apologized for her delay. "No problem at all," he said. He stood up and she came to him, and they hugged as her robe came off. After a few minutes of holding her and feeling her incredible body, and nuzzling her neck, he was hard as concrete.

Without direction she dropped to her knees and took him into her mouth. He thought he was already rock hard but she sucked and kept sucking until he got even harder. He thought she would stop and put him on his back on the table, but she didn't. Still in her mouth, he sat back down on the edge of the table and leaned back, and she kept sucking.

Then the earthquake started and he exploded in her mouth. And still she kept sucking. She sucked him dry and swallowed. Then she stood up and looked at how she had completely destroyed him and saw the look of total pleasure and relief and disbelief on his face. And she laughed a delighted kind of laugh. Total success!

**UncleJohnDoe** · 09-27-23 20:58

Originally Posted by WAustin64 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if Gardenia is a flat rate like mm used to be or house plus negotiated rate. Thanks.

I just paid the standard going rate, didn't have to discuss extras as it was implied by the amount I handed her.

**Malcolm1933** · 09-27-23 19:57

L1 and mostly unattractive workers there (in my opinion). There was one attractive person a year or two ago, but her personality was not great. Had a disinterested attitude and massage was mechanical, including through the end.

A month or so ago I decided to see if anyone new was there. A cute, fun-looking girl with black glasses came to the front, but she was busy and I couldn't wait. Went back the next week and she was gone. The person (unsatisfactory) who took care of me said she had been fired. Maybe it was for being too good-looking and fun. LOL.

Others may have had different experiences there, but whenever I've given it another chance, I've been disappointed.

**Fav6977** · 09-27-23 16:58

I was at Gardenia last weekend. I gave the girl a single amount up front. No questions. See my review, post #45577.

Originally Posted by WAustin64 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if Gardenia is a flat rate like mm used to be or house plus negotiated rate. Thanks.

**ScottyO** · 09-27-23 15:00

Originally Posted by MisterRH [View Original Post]

Since the big three went down, I've been taking a bit of break to see how things play out but then I got the itch again! I tried a random place off of Aloma and Sermon which seemed like a decent L1 place. I went in paid for 30 minutes and was led to one of the rooms. Girl was on the younger side, probably around early 30's and decent body. Not the best massage but let's be honest, we're all just waiting for the flip. Once I flipped she made the motion to confirm that's what I wanted. I said yes, and we haggled for a bit and settled on standard rates. Halfway through the HJ, I requested a prostate massage and she left the room and came back with a glove, ha! She worked the prostate and worked junior. After a few minutes, I felt al relaxed and ready to carry on with my day. It seemed that there is more on the menu, if you ask.

I tired another place near Turkey Lake and Sand Lake for another L1 service. This time it was an older provider, probably late 40's. Massage was decent and then came the flip. She dimmed the lights so it was pretty dark. At first, I wasn't sure I was going to like the room being that dark but it actually added to the experience. She had a great technique, so good that I didn't ask for the prostate massage. It didn't take long for me to feel very relaxed! No negotiation, standard tip was accepted..

The one on sand lake.

**WAustin64** · 09-27-23 07:19

Just wondering if Gardenia is a flat rate like mm used to be or house plus negotiated rate. Thanks.

**FrankOb65** · 09-26-23 10:20

Originally Posted by CopKoda [View Original Post]

Saw some posts on forums and RM that MM has lights on. Who wants to verify?

Just drove by. Parking lot blocked, lights off. No signs of life.

**FrankOb65** · 09-26-23 10:14

Originally Posted by CopKoda [View Original Post]

Saw some posts on forums and RM that MM has lights on. Who wants to verify?

I'm working at a jobsite one block from there and I'm about to head to HD. I'll report back in a few, if I see any life there.

**CopKoda** · 09-26-23 01:57

Saw some posts on forums and RM that MM has lights on. Who wants to verify?

**Big In Japan** · 09-26-23 01:49

Originally Posted by XclusivePlaya4 [View Original Post]

Who has the biggest tits rn at these AMPs? I am a tits guy so looking for the biggest natural.

Mona at Gardenia has some big ones.

**Member #6495** · 09-25-23 15:31

Who has the biggest tits rn at these AMPs? I am a tits guy so looking for the biggest natural.

Frikazoydz · 09-25-23 14:48

Originally Posted by BrickBatt [View Original Post]

Had to fly out over here for some business. Did some skimming on the forums for info (don't like doing things completely blind) Decided to try out Ocean Star (Kissimmee) since it seemed solid and was also the closest to me that day.

I went in for the full hour and donated for the full enchilada with Crystal. Her conventional massage, head to toe, was better than most AMP's. I appreciated this a lot especially after all the traveling. Table shower was also a very complete experience. Very sensual to get ya in the mood. Speaking of trying to get in the mood, the overall vibe of Crystal was quite intimate. Little TLC here and there is always appreciated and just enhances everything else. Kinda like MSG in Chinese food LOL. Didn't raw dog anything. It was covered including when she gave some CBJ. Did end things on a high note with dawggy dawg style though. Really felt like more than an hour was given to me. Crystal wasn't a time watcher at all. I hate when they do that shit. Very very attentive and was a total Asian babe. After the cleanup Crystal mentioned about coming to see her again, but yeah unfortunately I'll be out of the area by then. Seriously worth it.

Damnnn noise. Is Crystal still there? That joint usually solid.

Frikazoydz · 09-25-23 14:45

Originally Posted by AznWenis [View Original Post]

Stopped by gardenia and Mona is running a tight ship. She recommended the new girl joy. She reminds me of Cindy starfall looks. All natural with some tats. She seems new and a bit toothy on her head game. Says she will be here a month. Enjoying the good rotation that's been going for on.

You did FS with Joy?

**DirkDig1** · 09-25-23 14:40

Originally Posted by NightGuru [View Original Post]

Vivian texted me yesterday that she is in Ocean Spa.

Vivina is one of my fav from king and New daya Spa.

Met her yesterday, TS, Tuma, DFK, BBBJ and fnished CIM.

Nice girl, she mentioned she is leaving to China end of this month.

I believe she is going by Crystal at OS.

**StyleNProfile** · 09-25-23 14:31

I stopped in for the first time since the talent shake-up and drew Alyssa. Good looking girl and service was A+ but was only offered a HH instead of my requested HR because they are so busy.

Had a chance to say hi to Mona and Mina and they remembered me from King. They are both looking fantastic but I have such a thing for Mona so I hope I can catch her before end of the month.

Wish the place wasn't quite so slammed busy, but to their credit they are running a tight ship and I left happy.