Massage Parlor Reports

**Walker333** · 09-26-23 11:02

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

The chances are very slim. You have to be very friendly and open with an mt, moreover, she has to value your business.

**Eddinger** · 09-26-23 09:07

I ind of agree. Its pretty clear which spas you shouldn't even try at. Chain national ones like massage envy, or clearly nicer ones for wealthy wives that have non-Asian therapists.

There are some grey ones though that offer more than massage. The places that have nail and foot baths and stuff are mostly legti in my exp, and I haven't been too often, and haven't really bothered trying in 15-20 yrs so who knows. But I've been on a bed getting a super legit massage in a place that does nails and was doing some ladies nails and did't have window decals covering up the view from outside but did have massage rooms with doors and on the flip I had a massive boner the girl kind of tried to avoid, but then at the end she just grabbed it and squeezed under the towel and looked at me and I smilled and grabbed her ass and she jerked me off. It was kind of a thrill since I was not expecting this to work out at all and it did. So, the nice surprises are sometimes way hotter. She gave a decent HJ and I came a lot. Tipped her 100 $ back when a HJ was 40 $ but it was clearly out of her scope (probably not actually, I doubt I'm the only dude she's pulled a hog on, but I'd been to the place a few times and gotten nothing from anyone else and wouldn't even entertain me touching a thigh).

But I haven't tried and am too lazy to deal with not getting what I want anymore when I have time to go to a place so I just go to sure things now. Or places that seem like sure things (fully covered windows).

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

In the wake of #metoo and our litigious society, I would say this is really a bad idea. I have have friends that are legit massage therapists at spas and medical offices. They have instructions to call their companies superiors and if necessary to have security come and escort the offending person out. You could easily be charged with sexual assault. Whether you are convicted is a different story.

**WalkingHard** · 09-25-23 22:18

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

I have got lucky twice at Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago ave. It was a while back and both girls are long gone. I have been there tons of times for legit massage (probably best in Chicago). Two different times I was offered extras (L1 and L2). Both were way over priced and pretty lame and with new girls that I had never seen there before. My guess is they were found out by the owner and fired. Pretty much all the girls there are super cute, give great massages but are legit. Its sorta frustrating when you go there LOL because they are usually hot young spinner types and the rooms are super private with lots of stools and chairs where you could have a great time if it was a HO shop. At least you will get a really quality massage.

Lang Ocean always strikes me as a place you have to frequent regularly to get the menu to open up with the girls or possibly even arrange outside service. Just my thoughts tho. Most legit places have to stay legit as the owners of those places most likely have other establishments that aren't legit and they like to keep one or two places running above reproach so it's not really worth it.

**WalkingHard** · 09-25-23 22:14

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Stopped by the well known west river spa and got bella. Petite, somewhat cute little spinner. Naked l1 for 1. 2 was offered, nothing more. Pricy, but overall good massage and service.

On the way back east on grand I spotted Lets Spa, must be somewhat new, never noticed it before and haven't seen in discussed on here. Anyone got any intel? Thank you.

I went into Let's Spa earlier this summer and got a massage from a youngish, thicker girl with decent jugs. The massage was almost nonexistent essentially just rubbing my arms, legs, and back like a girlfriend who's really tired and doesn't want to be doing it. So I couldn't really get into it. Anyway I roll over and she pointed towards my crotch but I told her I didn't have enough cash. So you can get service there but that place seems to go out of the way to not be mentioned so I'd just be discreet about it.

**SpaDude777** · 09-25-23 19:44

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

I have got lucky twice at Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago ave. It was a while back and both girls are long gone. I have been there tons of times for legit massage (probably best in Chicago). Two different times I was offered extras (L1 and L2). Both were way over priced and pretty lame and with new girls that I had never seen there before. My guess is they were found out by the owner and fired. Pretty much all the girls there are super cute, give great massages but are legit. Its sorta frustrating when you go there LOL because they are usually hot young spinner types and the rooms are super private with lots of stools and chairs where you could have a great time if it was a HO shop. At least you will get a really quality massage.

**HappyGardener** · 09-25-23 18:07

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

In the wake of #metoo and our litigious society, I would say this is really a bad idea. I have have friends that are legit massage therapists at spas and medical offices. They have instructions to call their companies superiors and if necessary to have security come and escort the offending person out. You could easily be charged with sexual assault. Whether you are convicted is a different story.

**Jinurso** · 09-25-23 17:36

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

The last time this came up, we came to a few conclusions.

1. Be VERY careful because anything can happen from being scolded to having the massage cut short to being banned at best to being charged with sexual assault or harassment at worst. Don't take any liberties without consent.

2. People who have had success usually do so with providers who also work at legit places. A few known providers do, but sharing their names and where they work openly violates the T&C since they usually work under their real name. Try to get into a PM conversation to discuss further.

3. Your best bet is getting a masseuse interested in you and asking her out. Then you'll get all the extras you want outside the studio.

**SideTalker** · 09-25-23 15:37

Stopped by the well known west river spa and got bella. Petite, somewhat cute little spinner. Naked l1 for 1. 2 was offered, nothing more. Pricy, but overall good massage and service.

On the way back east on grand I spotted Lets Spa, must be somewhat new, never noticed it before and haven't seen in discussed on here. Anyone got any intel? Thank you.

**IMissCutler** · 09-25-23 13:50

Dropped into Natural Healers, or I should say I tried to. No one answered when I rang and the lights were out. Last time I was there about a month ago I had some fun with Nana who had nice naturals. Wondering if they are closed or maybe someone else was already there as they post ads.

**OPIllini** · 09-25-23 13:32

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

**CornCobMaker** · 09-25-23 10:59

Can anyone recommend a petite and young Latina at this place? Haven't been there in a year or so and my experience in that past was mostly plump women in their 40's.

**CakeLover13** · 09-25-23 07:21

Hey great report, I've read all good things about Carolina at this spot, always wanted to go there, just a long drive in since I'm out by ohare, and the kennedy is a fooking mess.

Originally Posted by DaImpala [View Original Post]

Not sure if this belongs in this thread or the Latinas one.

Always have had a soft spot for Latinas.

Visited one of the few places in the city that has Latinas. (you should be able to look it up easily).

Asked reception who was available -- was told Carolina and Gina.

Went with Carolina since have seen her name reviewed a few times on the other website.

She's a little older (I think in her 40's), however, she has a great body and she claims she's Colombian.

Massage was actually pretty great, she knows how to press the right spots.

On the flip was quietly asked if I wanted extras, to which I complied.

FS is $$ plus you got to BYOC, which I'd already brought with me.

Some nice covered DT, she slipped junior between her rack.

Then started with RCG, where I could grab her nice butt and had a fantastic view of her rear.

Followed by canine, and finally finished in mish.

Got dressed and was on my way, will def repeat.

Total damage: . 60 house fee + $$ = $$ .60.

Last time when I was there, I drew Sol.

Younger Colombian. She charged $$ .50.

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**HappyGardener** · 09-25-23 00:52

Originally Posted by TechLambo [View Original Post]

Hey folks, any late night options available around the city?

Most of the Papasan places operate 24/7.

**Endorfn2002** · 09-24-23 18:12

Fellow mongers I'll be in the city the next few days and looking for recommendations for a spa where BJ is an option whether covered or not. Rimming would be a plus. Would like a decent massage. Any recommendations appreciated. Happy to help if any of you come down to NC. I'll be in the North Grant Park area.

Thanks!

**FellowMonger** · 09-24-23 15:25

Originally Posted by Flipper12 [View Original Post]

What's the total damage with door fee? Sounds like you got a BBBJ with rimming for $240?

Was there a good quality massage included at all?

I'm sure there wouldve been had I chose to stay but I did my business and decided to leave. And ya 240 for everything. Doorman just led me straight to the room. I'm sure they figure out door fee later. I told them 30 so they probably just take that cut.