Massage Parlor Reports

[DaveyJ23]

Location: Michigan Ave and 14th Street. Nice spot. Clean storefront. Despite the name, no one goes there for their nails.

Cost: This place is expensive. The house charges $60 for the half hour and $80 for the hour. The girls set their own prices, but if you want to have a good time you better bring cash. $40 isn't going to get you anything. Depending on how much fun you want to have plan on between $100 and up to $300.

The girls: Several girls work there and they all offer pretty much everything you could want, more or less. Kelly is pretty famous on this thread. By all accounts she is great, but expensive. Emily is my personal favorite. Tiny and cute, nice little Bush.

Pros: Great girls. Good service. Anything you want is on offer. Pretty good massage to boot.

Cons: Expensive. If you go for an hour you'll probably get shorted on time.

[DaveyJ23]

Location: Wabash and 8th. Storefront place that is pretty dirty. Looks like they pretend to offer nail services as a front. There is a table shower there, but I recommend you stay away from it. Trust me on that.

Cost: House fee is 55 for half hour and 75 for an hour. Tips are dependent on what you want, but 40/60 is sufficient for an HJ.

The girls: I've never seen anyone attractive in there. Last time I was there I got an old battle axe of a woman.

Pros: Reliable service, I guess. Girls are probably eager to do whatever for tips so you can likely get whatever you want.

Cons: Old, ugly women. Kind of expensive house fee.

[DaveyJ23]

Location: Clark and Van Buren. 2nd floor of a dark, dingy, and kind of creepy building. Text for the code to get in.

The girl: Forget about what the reviews say on some other sites, there is only one girl there. Her name is Angel. She's probably in her 40's, but its impossible to tell since she keeps her mask on all the time and you can't see her face. No tits to speak of. No ass either. Bit of a Bush.

Cost: $100 will get you anything you want. Bring less if you want less.

Pros: Not much to recommend about this place. The best you can say is when you're in the loop and need a release its there for you.

Cons: This place is a dump. When you're leaving you will be questioning all of your life choices.

[PeteMusk]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

I think because of the lack of options recently, people are getting more desperate to try this, and it is a bad idea. A monger on here who was banned, always would give "private " intel thru pm about basically legit massage girls who had extras. Well, in his mind they did, but clearly most he suggested did not, almost getting me in a bad situation a few times. Fast forward a few years and the climate is even worse to try such a thing. Let them do their normal line of work without worry of being accosted, imo.

[Member #6439]

Rang the door bell and a minute later was let in. You know how they hide behind the door so you can't really see them until you're completely inside the facility. She looked cute and young, and led me to the room. She was wearing a nice regular dress that's not slutty which was pink or light purple in color. She asked if I'd been there before to which I replied many times baby. She's like OK -- money! I gave her $.60 which she found amusing, I was like how much do you want though to which she didn't respond and was pressing for more money but in a playful manner of course. I gave her another. 40 but she was insisting on $$.40 if I wanted TS. I was like fine, give me back the money I'll be back (at this point I was ready to leave if she gave it back to me). I think she sensed I was ready to leave and decided she'll do it but she said no TS, I was OK with it but I insisted on regular shower. In the shower she washed me while I was standing and back to the room. She performed BBBJ for a few minutes which was a nice but a little toothy, and her cups were real but small (personally I like them real). We did some CG, and then missionary, and k9, that's when I usually finish. She said her name is Wendy.

[Walker333]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

The chances are very slim. You have to be very friendly and open with an mt, moreover, she has to value your business.

[Eddinger]

I ind of agree. Its pretty clear which spas you shouldn't even try at. Chain national ones like massage envy, or clearly nicer ones for wealthy wives that have non-Asian therapists.

There are some grey ones though that offer more than massage. The places that have nail and foot baths and stuff are mostly legti in my exp, and I haven't been too often, and haven't really bothered trying in 15-20 yrs so who knows. But I've been on a bed getting a super legit massage in a place that does nails and was doing some ladies nails and did't have window decals covering up the view from outside but did have massage rooms with doors and on the flip I had a massive boner the girl kind of tried to avoid, but then at the end she just grabbed it and squeezed under the towel and looked at me and I smilled and grabbed her ass and she jerked me off. It was kind of a thrill since I was not expecting this to work out at all and it did. So, the nice surprises are sometimes way hotter. She gave a decent HJ and I came a lot. Tipped her 100 $ back when a HJ was 40 $ but it was clearly out of her scope (probably not actually, I doubt I'm the only dude she's pulled a hog on, but I'd been to the place a few times and gotten nothing from anyone else and wouldn't even entertain me touching a thigh).

But I haven't tried and am too lazy to deal with not getting what I want anymore when I have time to go to a place so I just go to sure things now. Or places that seem like sure things (fully covered windows).

In the wake of #metoo and our litigious society, I would say this is really a bad idea. I have have friends that are legit massage therapists at spas and medical offices. They have instructions to call their companies superiors and if necessary to have security come and escort the offending person out. You could easily be charged with sexual assault. Whether you are convicted is a different story.

[WalkingHard]

I have got lucky twice at Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago ave. It was a while back and both girls are long gone. I have been there tons of times for legit massage (probably best in Chicago). Two different times I was offered extras (L1 and L2). Both were way over priced and pretty lame and with new girls that I had never seen there before. My guess is they were found out by the owner and fired. Pretty much all the girls there are super cute, give great massages but are legit. Its sorta frustrating when you go there LOL because they are usually hot young spinner types and the rooms are super private with lots of stools and chairs where you could have a great time if it was a HO shop. At least you will get a really quality massage.

Lang Ocean always strikes me as a place you have to frequent regularly to get the menu to open up with the girls or possibly even arrange outside service. Just my thoughts tho. Most legit places have to stay legit as the owners of those places most likely have other establishments that aren't legit and they like to keep one or two places running above reproach so it's not really worth it.

[WalkingHard]

Stopped by the well known west river spa and got bella. Petite, somewhat cute little spinner. Naked l1 for 1. 2 was offered, nothing more. Pricy, but overall good massage and service.

On the way back east on grand I spotted Lets Spa, must be somewhat new, never noticed it before and haven't seen in discussed on here. Anyone got any intel? Thank you.

I went into Let's Spa earlier this summer and got a massage from a youngish, thicker girl with decent jugs. The massage was almost nonexistent essentially just rubbing my arms, legs, and back like a girlfriend who's really tired and doesn't want to be doing it. So I couldn't really get into it. Anyway I roll over and she pointed towards my crotch but I told her I didn't have enough cash. So you can get service there but that place seems to go out of the way to not be mentioned so I'd just be discreet about it.

[SpaDude777]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

I have got lucky twice at Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago ave. It was a while back and both girls are long gone. I have been there tons of times for legit massage (probably best in Chicago). Two different times I was offered extras (L1 and L2). Both were way over priced and pretty lame and with new girls that I had never seen there before. My guess is they were found out by the owner and fired. Pretty much all the girls there are super cute, give great massages but are legit. Its sorta frustrating when you go there LOL because they are usually hot young spinner types and the rooms are super private with lots of stools and chairs where you could have a great time if it was a HO shop. At least you will get a really quality massage.

[HappyGardener]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

In the wake of #metoo and our litigious society, I would say this is really a bad idea. I have have friends that are legit massage therapists at spas and medical offices. They have instructions to call their companies superiors and if necessary to have security come and escort the offending person out. You could easily be charged with sexual assault. Whether you are convicted is a different story.

[Jinurso]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.

The last time this came up, we came to a few conclusions.

1. Be VERY careful because anything can happen from being scolded to having the massage cut short to being banned at best to being charged with sexual assault or harassment at worst. Don't take any liberties without consent.

2. People who have had success usually do so with providers who also work at legit places. A few known providers do, but sharing their names and where they work openly violates the T&C since they usually work under their real name. Try to get into a PM conversation to discuss further.

3. Your best bet is getting a masseuse interested in you and asking her out. Then you'll get all the extras you want outside the studio.

[SideTalker]

Stopped by the well known west river spa and got bella. Petite, somewhat cute little spinner. Naked l1 for 1. 2 was offered, nothing more. Pricy, but overall good massage and service.

On the way back east on grand I spotted Lets Spa, must be somewhat new, never noticed it before and haven't seen in discussed on here. Anyone got any intel? Thank you.

[IMissCutler]

Dropped into Natural Healers, or I should say I tried to. No one answered when I rang and the lights were out. Last time I was there about a month ago I had some fun with Nana who had nice naturals. Wondering if they are closed or maybe someone else was already there as they post ads.

[OPIllini]

We all know the obvious AMPs that we can get extras from. But I'm trying a new challenge, and that's getting a HJ from a legit or "no extras" AMP.

For those noobs, a legit AMP likely has the following:

- male as well as female masseuses.

- good amount of female customers, along with several couples as clients.

- big, open massage area with beds in the middle of the place, with maybe one or two private rooms.

There are a few legit AMPs in Chicago I've been to the last couple of years. Healthy Zu, Happy Feet (NW Side) - that give me excellent massages, far superior than the traditional "extras" parlors. A few times, I've been able to touch the female masseuses with no complaints, but alas they didn't do the deed. My question to the veterans here is this: have you ever gotten extras in a legit parlor? And if so, how were you able to do so? I'm guessing being a regular visitor might eventually pay off, but it hasn't happened yet.

I know getting extras from a legit spot is largely unheard of, but I'm hoping there are some exceptions.