Massage Parlor Reports

[TheDrowned]

I have a love and hate relationship with QQ2 spa. Lots of turnover means lack of consistency and I often compare this place to a typical Asian crapshoot.

There's been some real winners here, like Cici and more recently with Wendy.

Here 0. 5 for 30 min plus 1. 5 for FS isn't a bad wrap because you get a fairly young and def sexy Chinese girl that gives you free reign and makes the time (and money) spent worthwhile. I'm not asking for love but you can spot an expert from an amateur in how they make you feel. Nobody wants to bang a starfish, right? There needs to be engagement and chemistry at least to some degree or I can't nut.

I went back to Qq2 the other night in hopes of seeing Wendy but she was already rotated out and I was greeted with a shorter and frumpier looking Chinese girl. She wasn't ugly but she wasn't as pretty as Wendy so if I had been thinking more than with little brain I would have walked out and saved 200 for another trip, but she insisted I should try her and I (mistakenly) accepted her offer. I told her I wasn't interested in massage and instead handed her $$ and asked her to spend 30 min with me in the same manner Wendy does.

Water forgets the name of this one so I'm just going to call her Goofball for lack of a better term. Goofball has some nice pair of tits. She's easily in her 50's but these are some solid natural Ds with some nice pointy nipples. Goofball probably was pretty attractive when she was young but the glamor has started to fade here and she was wearing these fake eyelashes that didn't really do her any favors. Age gracefully as I always say. There's beauty in age. Don't try to chase the former years.

So Goofball does something I had never seen before. She grabs a condom AND a plastic wrap piece. She puts on the condom and then applies the plastic wrap over it like some kind of maniac and proceeds to give me a CCBJ. She's got pretty decent mic skills. Too bad I couldn't feel fucking any of it. Anyway after practicing some solid social distancing on my dick she takes off the layer of plastic wrap and we move to the main event. Things started off well in mish but when I moved to nurse on those delicious Ds she thrust out her hand like Vader and started force choking me away. I'm 6 inches deep and yet I'm not good enough to lick the tits. Total mood killer. I try to lean down and get back into it with a kiss and am denied again. Too many rules and restrictions and at this point she's a broken record just repeating please cum please cum. I've yet to cum on demand, I don't know why these girls insist that I can be Jedi mindtricked like that. In fact I'd argue it does the opposite and I went soft serve on this dessert real quick.

Things soured at this point and while I tried to change into a more comfortable position I eventually just lost the urge altogether and told her flat out there's no chemistry here and that she's definitely nowhere close to Wendy's skills. The fantasy was killed and Goofball tried to resurrect my member but I assure you her necromancy skills are about as good as her abilities in sex. Nevertheless she tried to finish me off with a HJ and started another first for me. She closed her eyes and stuck out her tongue and started making slurping noses like she was blowing a raspberry onto an invisible belly. It was NOT sexy, just fucking hilarious with a tinge of embarrassing. In order to save face I started to laser focus on her tits and figured they were a good size and shape for a Russian finish. I told her if she wanted this nightmare to come to an end the least she could do was offer those tits to me and let me slide my member up and down them until I came. She reluctantly complied but complied nonetheless. I sprayed over Goofballs tits and managed to salvage a pretty miserable session.

Will not repeat. Hopefully some new talent can resurface in a month with more promise.

[PrivatePyle]

The other day I had a very delightful session with a beautiful young Chinese princes named Cheri, 30 years old, tall, and slender shy and very cuddly. I have visited her before when she was here 4 months ago working alongside Sunny. She is back! They both are! She lives in New York but prefers the gents in Nova. (She volunteered the info) Exquisite body, slender hourglass figure with a smile that will buckle your knees and boy did I want to take her home. She comes across as the girl next door, (maybe the girl next door in flushing) so innocent looking and shy but gents. She is anything but. Cheri gives a superb massage. She starts by pushing on my lower back for 15 minutes, just pushing from one side to the other to get me loosened up and feeling good. I adore this woman she is a must see and you can see it all, but, only in your dreams. You must be extremely polite and respectful with her, no degenerates please. Be gentle, caring, and romantic, (yes just like me) and she will come around but then YMMV!

Now to the main attraction!

Sunny is the star of the show and there are many of you that have been with this young lady. Both Cheri and Sunny have very similar looks and figures, but Sunny is the direct opposite of Cheri in personality. While Cheri is somewhat shy and reserved, Sunny, on the other hand, will come right at you with that incredible flirtatious personality. It's like being on a first date with a gal that is crazy about you. Anyhow, she is 30 years old, killer body tall and slender athletic looking. (Looks like one of those tight female Olympic runners) One beautiful and charming Chinese woman. What a wonderful gal! I have been with both multiple times, but I can't get enough of their massage skills; it's intoxicating!.

I have been seeing Nicole's crew for the past six months and never left disappointed or felt my money was not well spent. Unlike other places, I always get my full hour and am never rushed out. I have seen Cheri a couple of times and agree with PJ's comments. She does seem to know intuitively what I like during the massage and comes back to those spots repeatedly. She does this little thing of running her fingers down my sides and then slightly under my thighs that makes me lift my pelvis in anticipation--always rewarding. She is shy and I am not much of a talker--so, it's a pretty quiet hour devoted to pleasure.

[PolknVet431]

Longtime Lurker first time poster. I'll start by saying thanks for providing intel to a green newbie who finally got the nerve to go for it. The dream was lucid and started with a call to make an appointment. Mamasa asked if I visit before of course! I arrive 15 minutes early dressed in Business Casual (def over dressed LOL). Mamas you sure you've been here before, Yes I was so nervous I gave her a Jackson tip in addition to the house fee. After a few visits I notice Mamasa changed as well, at first I thought here we go ahead but the new ones never asked. The MT was middle aged typical nova (you guys prepared me for this) a little flirty it eased my nervs, during the TS just as junior started to awake, I was moved to the sauna which felt like forever junior goes back to sleep. After FIV minutes we moved to the back room, a few minutes into massage I touch MT leg no issue, she giggles I touch leg higher no issue. She continues. On the flip she gently brushes over junior a few time then negoc starts. CFS $.30 miss, k9. After a few visits here I learned it was a typical Crapshoot and learned what YMMV means. This place has since closed a hint MT yolo, sunny.

This spot prepared me to venture out to New King Spa near the dojo, to look for June or Penny. I ended up getting Sophie she was playful and got the hint with Light touch. She had me lay on my back, she hopped on the table and straddle me while lightly rubbing my back, with a few soft kisses she continued to kiss lower and lower and teased the office. I though I hit the jackpot but no dice junior was excited I flipped myself, nego at $ .30 she started CCG finished miss. Overall a fun session, as she seem to enjoy it I've never made it back but plan too.

Last encounter Dragon Massage I think her name was Wendy a beauty finest one I've visited hands down, FS was off the table this was the most expensive HJ ever $. 50 she was supposed to remove top and bottom but only unbuckled top and slightly pull down bottom. I switch from roaming under top to rubbing round bottom with her dirty talk and technique It was a decent finish as I imaged PT the whole time. Have not repeated.

Tips I'll offer to the newbs visit early in the week, early in the day. If asked you've been there before chances are Mamasa new. Have your budget set I 'll usually have expected amount in 1 pocket and extra jack or ham in another. If your firm with your $.20 or $.30 chances they will take it. If possible remove clothes in front of MT, sometimes they take a long time to come back to the room. If its your first visit go with TS, then pass on it. I always shower before anyway. Also search the forum for past fun encounters, it seems once there's a new report everyone race to that spot which I understand they may leave soon, but past gems maybe more eager than the overworked newly in demand MT. I will think of a closing outro. Tbc.

[PuntaJaco43]

The other day I had a very delightful session with a beautiful young Chinese princes named Cheri, 30 years old, tall, and slender shy and very cuddly. I have visited her before when she was here 4 months ago working alongside Sunny. She is back! They both are! She lives in New York but prefers the gents in Nova. (She volunteered the info) Exquisite body, slender hourglass figure with a smile that will buckle your knees and boy did I want to take her home. She comes across as the girl next door, (maybe the girl next door in flushing) so innocent looking and shy but gents. She is anything but. Cheri gives a superb massage. She starts by pushing on my lower back for 15 minutes, just pushing from one side to the other to get me loosened up and feeling good. I adore this woman she is a must see and you can see it all, but, only in your dreams. You must be extremely polite and respectful with her, no degenerates please. Be gentle, caring, and romantic, (yes just like me) and she will come around but then YMMV!

Now to the main attraction!

Sunny is the star of the show and there are many of you that have been with this young lady. Both Cheri and Sunny have very similar looks and figures, but Sunny is the direct opposite of Cheri in personality. While Cheri is somewhat shy and reserved, Sunny, on the other hand, will come right at you with that incredible flirtatious personality. It's like being on a first date with a gal that is crazy about you. Anyhow, she is 30 years old, killer body tall and slender athletic looking. (Looks like one of those tight female Olympic runners) One beautiful and charming Chinese woman. What a wonderful gal! I have been with both multiple times, but I can't get enough of their massage skills; it's intoxicating!

Of course, then you have Nicole; she holds it all together. She is the mature one there but very, very alluring. This is one special woman, and she knows it.

More options if the above doesn't satisfy:

Another option at this spa, (We all like options) is to order up half sessions. Book an hour and split your time. I did it, why should you be any different. The better you know the girls the easier it is to do. What a novel idea! Two weeks ago, I spent HR with Nicole; I had not seen her in a while and wanted to reconnect. She gave me a crunch of a massage, (this gal is a real CMT trained in Tiawan, no nonsense; she is very serious, it was the best HR of totally good pain and fun. At the halfway point I cried "Uncle", she then sends in Coco to put on the finishing touches. WOW! (Coco has moved on to make way for Sunny returning Today I believe.).

I suggest you try the above scenario with Nicole but add either Cheri or Sunny to the mix. That would be like Dynamite! I should try that, but I need to consult my Cardiologist first. Do not do 4 hands; that never works IMHO but YMMV. FYI, you need to text Nicole exactly on how you want this to play out it; don't just walk in.

I have been visiting this place since February, I have never stayed with one spa for so long. All the young ladies, especially Nicole, will make you feel wanted. Everyone that visits get a weekly reminder from Nicole of the upcoming line up. Who else would go to so much trouble?

The New York young gals:

I am seeing a shift, coming from New York, of much younger providers. They are coming here. They just need to feel wanted. They want to be here. Tip them well so we can keep them in Nova forever. I mean. What young Asian gal (there are hundreds of them) wants to deal with the New York crowd? Plus, their football teams are so overrated!!

I'm going to hear it now!

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

May Wellness is located at 236 in Fairfax. Not to be confused with M and why Wellness just around the corner.

[PolknVet431]

Well from my end I wanted to stop leachin / lurkin and start contributing to ya'll as well.

Thanks, you inspired me to finally share after lurking. The tips here definitely helped me, its time way past time to give back.

[InternNew]

WOW. two full-fare visits in a 12-hour time frame.
Great report. Enjoy the hobby. Do not let the hobby become an impediment to paying your rent and other bills on-time.

Also remember to post reports and to always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Haha, yeah. Thanks! Kinda gave a little break after that twice under 12 hours time frame encounter and decided to space it out for twice every month. Now, waiting for the new month to start haha. I kinda want to try some MT who might be open to some dfk. Does anyone have suggestions?

[LowerBackPain]

Thanks for the report 4 N8, nice write up. Though not my type (as I'm still hooked on the TS and AMP experience; maybe 10 years from now when those boobs start to sag) I enjoy reading about this broad. Joyce sounds like a real peach!!

I have come to that conclusion after visiting countless AMPs and spending over 200 for a lame massage and straight CFS on a hard massage table.

Today, right after hitting the ATM, was deciding which AMP to visit when I called Asian Joyce instead. Went to her hotel and was greeted with a big smile, hug, and LFK before I helped her undress and watched her freshen up her Anus as I has had made that a request. After watching her in the tub she gave me a BBBJ and then a pussy slide where it slid in a bit more than a few times before the cover went on. This time no 69 just went straight to standing MISH, K9, and then anal K9 in the bathroom in front of the mirror. I've always been fascinated about ATM (not the kind that dispenses money) so I asked her if I could CIM. Not real ATM as she cleaned me up first before she went to BBBJCIM for the finish.

After that we got dressed and chatted for a few while rubbed her back and tits through her dress and traded sex stories. All this for 200 (less than what even an older AMP girl asks for FS).

A few things about Joyce for those who don't keep up with the escort thread;.

Her Bush has really grown out. It's now a thick fur ball with over an inch nap. She asked me if she should shave it again and I said Nooooooo.

For RicknVa. She doesn't have an Abaya costume (I asked for you) but she asked me where she could buy and said she would wear almost anything if you bring it. She looks south Asian so she could pass for Muslim if that is your thing.

Joyce is a bit quirky and not real PSE but she is fun to be with and I have a lot more fun in her hotel suite than in a tiny AMP room.

[PilotAviator]

As I write this, I realized as I forgot to mention the young MT's name in the previous post, that was Minnie. I would rate her 9/10 but I am still a just a new two time visitor at any MP. So, after the good experience at the One, I woke up the next day craving for Apple. Though she is a little older but she was fit and I was kinda excited by her during the TS. I called and asked for Apple and made an appointment in the next hour when they just opened.

Once I reached there and rang the bell, Apple opened the door and recognized me as I was the closing customer the previous night haha. "Back So Soon", she said. "I woke up wanting you" I replied. She took me to the room and handed me a towel for a 1/2 hr session fee. Walked me to the TS, to the sauna and back to the room where I left the tip on the counter which she didn't even count. She gave me a quick walk on the back massage, and flipped me. She took off her dress, woke up my boy with a HJ, got on to the table and put a crown on him. She started with a CBJ, I asked her to flip to taste some P. After few minutes, she hopped onto RCG style, I asked her to turn around for CG as I suck on her teets, She then got off to positioned into Doggy but I asked her to lay down for some Mish. She then went on her to knees and I finished for the CBJ.

She then dressed me up, and walked me outside. Comparatively, Minnie was a bit tighter and flexible than Apple but I did enjoy with her and might repeat.

Minnie: 9/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 6 tip (It was my first time, so I was nervous and didn't haggle).

Apple: 8. 5/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 4 tip.

Hope I got better in leaving the report. I'm open to suggestions to improve and also suggestions to try other MPs. Is there any white / Latin MPs any one would suggest?

WOW. two full-fare visits in a 12-hour time frame.
Great report. Enjoy the hobby. Do not let the hobby become an impediment to paying your rent and other bills on-time.

Also remember to post reports and to always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Ashoka]

Was going to write a post anyway might as well throw it in here. Wouldn't normally try a place based on a shilly-sounding report from a low-count poster but I was in a f around and find out mood so I called for an appointment and went in. It was raining and the door was locked when I arrived. I saw a rather fat lady (Coco I assume) slurping on a bowl of noodles, figured the report was fake, and started to leave. She somehow sensed my pervert energy through the door and came running out to retrieve me, noodles flying everywhere (ok no noodles, but she was surprisingly agile). I told her I called for May and she nods furiously and tries to lead me in. I held fast because I can smell a bait-and-switch from a mile away. Are you May? No. Where's May? She's eating. I do massage! No thanks I'll try some other time. Ok I do massage May will finish! Pass, I don't want to interrupt dinner (I did make an appt but whatever). A lot of yelling in Chinese commences and she says May coming! Finally meet May. Thank god she's actually cute. Probably in her 30's-40's medium build.

The massage commences. I hear the outer door open and some unlucky guy comes in and gets greeted by kung fu panda. Poor sucker, I think. Anyway- no shower of any kind. Had to use warm towels with the only cleaning solution they had. Alcohol in a spray bottle. She tried to massage for about 5 minutes and then went to the frilly tickling stuff on the lower body which I absolutely hate. We flip and start negotiating. She will try to start high but you can get 140 for all covered (I spent a little extra to unlock the BBBJ). She looks good naked and nice chest. Even though I hate fakes, hers were well done. Not hard at all, just firm. And nice ass for a Chinese girl. She did some of the fake sexy talk but not my thing. We finished and she isn't really into helping clean up. I had paid her first at her insistence, a red flag in retrospect. She tells me all done, I have to go clean up. I start dressing and look at the clock, realizing I foolishly paid for an hour and she ghosted at about 35 minutes. The bigger one comes in and excitedly suggests I see her next time. Um, how about the hour I paid for? So sorry next time take care of you! Then I realize, hey what's she even doing here? Isn't she supposed to be massaging the other guy? Turns out May ran out the second I finished to take over the other massage. Thus I am shorted time and left to be consoled by not-May.

Anyone who has been to a cAMP knows this is all standard. So I wasn't too put out. My fault for forgetting cAMP rules. They were both nice. I used to have not one but two Chinese Mays on the roster back in the day who were young, sweet, did an amazing massage, and gave me enthusiastic full service. I might have been nostalgic because of the name May. Still not a bad time. I need an actual massage so I'm not sure this will be in my lineup but kudos to OP for the report, sorry for assuming you were a shill. And glad the guy below actually prefers Coco. There's no way she's competing with May on looks (for most of us) but she was still super nice.

I just left and was serviced by May. Based on that report I figured I go ahead and give the place a try. Got there around 430. I didn't call first, just showed up and trusted the AMP gods. Was greeted at the door by a woman in a red dress with white polka dots. She told me her name was May. She had b sized man mades. Not the bolt on types. These looked great. I didn't know they were fake until I grabbed them. Anyway. May jumped right into teasing and got me hard immediately. We quickly tan through my favorites, DATY, CG, doggy and I finished in the bag in Mish. May got me cleaned up and then gave me a scalp massage for about 20 minutes.

As I was getting dressed another provider, coco came into the room to say hi I guess. Coco was much more my type. I'm a sucker for a thick (kinda fat) Asian woman with huge soft natural tits. As I was putting my shirt back on coco was rubbing my chest and telling me how handsome I am so I reached out and grabbed her huge soft tits and she laughed.

I will be returning to give Coco a try.

Damage was 70 for the hour and 140 on the tip.

[LoveFromFrank]

I stopped by Zenith at #105 in Herndon the other day. They were busy, but said it would just be a 5 minute wait. The lady took me to the staff room and asked me to sit and wait. 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes, so I decided to leave. As I was walking out, the lady came barreling out of the massage room saying I stole a $100 bill from the staff room. I walked back in and asked what she is talking about. She said that she hid a hundred under a tissue box and that I took it. I said no way. She wanted to check my pockets, so I striped down in the front entrance area and tossed her my clothes and said, have at it. She made a half ass search and said ok. Just then a customer walked in, took one look at me standing naked, turned around and left. I put my clothes back on and left. Guess I won't be going back there again.

I'm both laughing and crying for you at the same time bro, wtaf. Sorry you were made to endure such an encounter. Why'all need to be tougher on the market out here. The ladies in these parlors damn near charge an arm and leg for cfs and now pull this stuff? Crazy.

[ShortMan22]

[QUOTE=RegularJoe1985;6612518]Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

[ShortMan22]

Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

Maybe she's on vacation? Usually when she doesn't answer ger text. She's usually on vacation or out of the county.

[FourNick8]

I have come to that conclusion after visiting countless AMPs and spending over 200 for a lame massage and straight CFS on a hard massage table.

Today, right after hitting the ATM, was deciding which AMP to visit when I called Asian Joyce instead. Went to her hotel and was greeted with a big smile, hug, and LFK before I helped her undress and watched her freshen up her Anus as I has had made that a request. After watching her in the tub she gave me a BBBJ and then a pussy slide where it slid in a bit more than a few times before the cover went on. This time no 69 just went straight to standing MISH, K9, and then anal K9 in the bathroom in front of the mirror. I've always been fascinated about ATM (not the kind that dispenses money) so I asked her if I could CIM. Not real ATM as she cleaned me up first before she went to BBBJCIM for the finish.

After that we got dressed and chatted for a few while rubbed her back and tits through her dress and traded sex stories. All this for 200 (less than what even an older AMP girl asks for FS).

A few things about Joyce for those who don't keep up with the escort thread;.

Her Bush has really grown out. It's now a thick fur ball with over an inch nap. She asked me if she should shave it again and I said Nooooooo.

For RicknVa. She doesn't have an Abaya costume (I asked for you) but she asked me where she could buy and said she would wear almost anything if you bring it. She looks south Asian so she could pass for Muslim if that is your thing.

Joyce is a bit quirky and not real PSE but she is fun to be with and I have a lot more fun in her hotel suite than in a tiny AMP room.

[BlueVrod]

Got a text from MMS that there's couple of newbies available. Yoki was here name, late 30's with natural sagging C's. Not bad in the look department as she had a nice smile with DSL on her.

Asked for the hour and got to my birthday suit, hopped on the table for some nice hard massage, it wasn't bad with some back walking. Flip came around 40 minutes and she motioned if I wanted to take her for a ride. Why not, of course negotiations came and she was adamant that she get ahold of the greenies. Usually this is where I am turned off and I put on my clothes and walked out, but she was nice and I wanted to sample this Dim Sum so I fold.

This girl was shy and reserved, but it's all an act so you would think they're innocent. The minute the crown goes on, it's on like donkey kong with that head game. Not too shabby as I was standing there and she was on her knees. I laid back onto the table and asked her to turn for some dinner but got rejected so I just laid there watching her head game. Hopped on for CG, Doggy, and Mish with her legs straight to her head and I was defeated. Cleaned up and say our farewells.

Face: 7- with nice smiles.

Body: 6- 5' spinner body with suction therapy marks on shoulders and back. Small ass with natural sagging C's and big nips.

Serv: 7- good massage and no rush.

Damages: 220 calories lost.

Overall: Good visit but with her it's one and done.

Until next time gents.

[InternNew]

As I write this, I realized as I forgot to mention the young MT's name in the previous post, that was Minnie. I would rate her 9/10 but I am still a just a new two time visitor at any MP. So, after the good experience at the One, I woke up the next day craving for Apple. Though she is a little older but she was fit and I was kinda excited by her during the TS. I called and asked for Apple and made an appointment in the next hour when they just opened.

Once I reached there and rang the bell, Apple opened the door and recognized me as I was the closing customer the previous night haha. "Back So Soon", she said. "I woke up wanting you" I replied. She took me to the room and handed me a towel for a 1/2 hr session fee. Walked me to the TS, to the sauna and back to the room where I left the tip on the counter which she didn't even count. She gave me a quick walk on the back massage, and flipped me. She took off her dress, woke up my boy with a HJ, got on to the table and put a crown on him. She started with a CBJ, I asked her to flip to taste some P. After few minutes, she hopped onto RCG style, I asked her to turn around for CG as I suck on her teets, She then got off to positioned into Doggy but I asked her to lay down for some Mish. She then went on her to knees and I finished for the CBJ.

She then dressed me up, and walked me outside. Comparatively, Minnie was a bit tighter and flexible than Apple but I did enjoy with her and might repeat.

Minnie: 9/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 6 tip (It was my first time, so I was nervous and didn't haggle).

Apple: 8. 5/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 4 tip.

Hope I got better in leaving the report. I'm open to suggestions to improve and also suggestions to try other MPs. Is there any white / Latin MPs any one would suggest?