Massage Parlor Reports

[AvgJoe123]

It'd be amazing if this forum added a button on every post that could be used to flag a potential fake report.

Genuine users of the forum could use the count of false report alerts while considering whether to visit a provider based on the report.

People who post too many of these false reports could then be banned.

I agree that this would be helpful. I recently noted that same issue, an overly positive post that seemed fake, but my comment was deleted as being argumentative. I apologize if I offended someone. I was just trying to help.

[PilotAviator]

Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

Currently traveling. Returning later next week.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[SweetDickBilly]

I called it another fake report because I ventured here and there was no one with that description. This person is trying to promote the business.

So disappointing!

I just left and was serviced by May. Based on that report I figured I go ahead and give the place a try. Got there around 430. I didn't call first, just showed up and trusted the AMP gods. Was greeted at the door by a woman in a red dress with white polka dots. She told me her name was May. She had b sized man mades. Not the bolt on types. These looked great. I didn't know they were fake until I grabbed them. Anyway. May jumped right into teasing and got me hard immediately. We quickly tan through my favorites, DATY, CG, doggy and I finished in the bag in Mish. May got me cleaned up and then gave me a scalp massage for about 20 minutes.

As I was getting dressed another provider, coco came into the room to say hi I guess. Coco was much more my type. I'm a sucker for a thick (kinda fat) Asian woman with huge soft natural tits. As I was putting my shirt back on coco was rubbing my chest and telling me how handsome I am so I reached out and grabbed her huge soft tits and she laughed.

I will be returning to give Coco a try.

Damage was 70 for the hour and 140 on the tip.

[Mustang946]

Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

She goes home once a year.

[Mustang946]

I recently visited Soft Touch in West Springfield. ST was an "old favorite" (actually one of the first AMPs for which I was a regular customer) - it is the place I found my ATF (regretfully, she retired many years ago).

It is a nice spa with nice staff. For this visit, Hanna was my massage technician. I completely enjoyed my one-hour massage experience and will return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

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[RegularJoe1985]

Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

[Kijimuna]

I stopped by Zenith at #105 in Herndon the other day. They were busy, but said it would just be a 5 minute wait. The lady took me to the staff room and asked me to sit and wait. 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes, so I decided to leave. As I was walking out, the lady came barreling out of the massage room saying I stole a $100 bill from the staff room. I walked back in and asked what she is talking about. She said that she hid a hundred under a tissue box and that I took it. I said no way. She wanted to check my pockets, so I striped down in the front entrance area and tossed her my clothes and said, have at it. She made a half ass search and said ok. Just then a customer walked in, took one look at me standing naked, turned around and left. I put my clothes back on and left. Guess I won't be going back there again.

[SexyD]

So what does ethnicity have to do with access to FS? Is it stereotypes about size of equipment? Do they trust asians more than others? I thought the only color that most providers see is green as in your money. If you tip well and see them often they are inventived to keep you happy and returning.

Yes this hobby is especially YMMV when it come to certain lady and AMP. All these AMP know about this site. Majority of the the lady that work in nova know each other and they talk to each other. I can get FS with one of atf that don't offer FS to all customers. It's take a lot visit for certain lady to offer you FS. Majority these lady that offer FS where the AMP only known for standard nova, don't want to be review on here. Also a bonus if you a Asian guy, you might get better treatment then others.

[NotUnlisted]

Been traveling to Herndon for work over the past few months and visited Moon last time I was in town. Enjoyed my session but looking to expand when I go back in a few weeks. Not interested in FS, more CBJ or BBBJ with a little DATO.

Fairly new to the site. I've seen recommendations here in the past but know things change and staff turns over. Don't know the area too well so surrounding area is an option but seems to be plenty of options where I already stay. Thanks in advance.

[Cuckold1234]

I was wondering. Who was your ATF there? It was one of my first regular spots ever too and was wondering if it was the same lady? It would have been 2019 or so for me. She had a massive pair.

I recently visited Soft Touch in West Springfield. ST was an "old favorite" (actually one of the first AMPs for which I was a regular customer) - it is the place I found my ATF (regretfully, she retired many years ago).

It is a nice spa with nice staff. For this visit, Hanna was my massage technician. I completely enjoyed my one-hour massage experience and will return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[BlueVrod]

Wow! I could feel junior rustling while reading this review. Not sure what happened but these last few days there have been a lot of reviews and commentary from just regular members, many with only a handful of posts to their name. Almost all of them well written and thought out. Maybe it was all the talk last week of fake reviews and then all the encouragement for new members to post. Well done! We need more of this and seniors should step forward to comment good or bad on new members reviews. I know that helped me in the early days.

Regards.

Pj.

I called it another fake report because I ventured here and there was no one with that description. This person is trying to promote the business.

So disappointing!

[Member #6802]

I've seen the reports on waxing services in Northern Virginia. But wondering if anyone knows a place to get waxed in the Woodbridge to Manassas area. Preferably with a little extra but not a must.

I know Mira does it without extra fun but she doesn't even allow OTC.

Thanks for any tips that keeps me from driving too far north. PM messages welcomed.

[SteveSmithAbq]

DaddyKarma, are you reviewing Wendy or Crystal? The name changed in your report.

It'd be amazing if this forum added a button on every post that could be used to flag a potential fake report.

Genuine users of the forum could use the count of false report alerts while considering whether to visit a provider based on the report.

People who post too many of these false reports could then be banned.

[CuriousVaMan]

DaddyKarma, are you reviewing Wendy or Crystal? The name changed in your report.

Needed to kill some time. After some browsing online I decided to check out this AMP that was on Andrus road in Alexandria, VA. Should treat yourself once in a while ya know. And no better way then to let go a huge load of release in some Asian.

I was in luck b / c they told me that some new girl just arrived that went by Wendy. Not a bad looker. I'd say around 35-40. Still sexy with sexy technique. Her traditional massage was superior to many I've experienced at other AMP's. Like I know we usually go for the "secret menu" shit so I'm always impressed when they really give it a go with the conventional shit. The table shower was thorough and added a sensual touch to the mood. Butter'd me up good, y'all.

Wendy overall demeanor was very intimate, adding small touches of care throughout the session, which greatly enhanced the experience. Sometimes it's the added flair that really transforms the experience. Kinda like when you go to a Chinese restaurant and DGAF that they sprinkle a little of that magic MSG dust. My brain going to fucking love it. But yeah all the really intimate stuff I covered up, including the CBJ. The time spent felt longer than an hour, and I appreciated that Crystal didn't keep an eye on the clock. A pet peeve of mine. No BS rushing leading up to the grand finale of some mish. Pounded her hard till I dumped trucked a load all up in there. Overall Wendy was incredibly attentive and that's always sexy in a girl. Sets apart the noobs from the pros. Cleaned up and I thanked her for being a great time.

[LoveDemAzn]

I have no experience with using ChatGPT and no intentional use of AI writing tools. (I think many of us monger hobbyists are sufficiently challenged to utilize "big head natural / actual intelligence" let alone artificial intelligence).

That said, I would not be surprised to learn that I have read AI assisted writing reviews -- in fact, I am certain I have seen such reviews (Amaz** and elsewhere).

This sight is useful only to the extent that we can trust the words we read, the opinions of the reviewer.

I am going to remind myself (regularly) that if it sounds to good to be true, if it sounds like a unicorn story -- it probably is.

I am also going to remember this is a YMMV hobby.

PA

Yes this hobby is especially YMMV when it come to certain lady and AMP. All these AMP know about this site. Majority of the the lady that work in nova know each other and they talk to each other. I can get FS with one of atf that don't offer FS to all customers. It's take a lot visit for certain lady to offer you FS. Majority these lady that offer FS where the AMP only known for standard nova, don't want to be review on here. Also a bonus if you a Asian guy, you might get better treatment then others.