Massage Parlor Reports

**Poogs** · 09-28-23 20:55

I always smoke a bowl before I go so I can relax. I have never had an issue getting hard so sometimes I might divulge in a little extra. When I was in Chicago I got a vape and actually smoked it in the room while I was waiting. As far as transport goes I usually take Uber to somewhere near the place and Uber home after from the same location. Discreet.

Originally Posted by HughJload [View Original Post]

Does anyone here take edibles or smoke before the massage? And if so, how do you handle transportation afterwards?

**Serendipity22** · 09-27-23 17:39

Tried Balance Massage on Lake Street near Barbette. Wanted 60 minutes but they could only do 30 so I took it. A not-very-attractive gal got me situated in the room. The massage was actually pretty decent but there was no teasing and no extras. I got dressed, left a $10 tip on the table and walked out. She was at the checkout area and asked me for a tip. I thought, WTF? Who does that? Also there was a couple in the waiting area who were there for a massage so they got to see this. I told her that I left it in the room. She gave me some water and as I was leaving the office she started chuckling. I would not go back.

**Hugh Jload** · 09-27-23 17:07

Originally Posted by CarpMaster [View Original Post]

Dr. Rachael Ross on Youtube has many videos on the male anatomy. These include smoothies to get hard. Dr. Ross calls water melon natures Viagra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELjvSiMlVg

I appreciate the natropathic medicinal advice!

I don't have much need for boner medicine, but I did take sildenafil once before hitting up the tittybar. Big mistake! I wore paper thin joggers and there was a white zebra stripe down the front when I left that wasn't there when I arrived. I also earned a couple new nicknames from the dancers that night that my buddies never let die: sausage McWonderpants and Capt. Hook.

**CarpMaster** · 09-26-23 18:51

Originally Posted by WoozerBuck [View Original Post]

My cocktail is a combo of Viagra, redbull and watermelon shake. The melon will make you hard by increasing circulation. Try it.

Dr. Rachael Ross on Youtube has many videos on the male anatomy. These include smoothies to get hard. Dr. Ross calls water melon natures Viagra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELjvSiMlVg

**Anything Cool** · 09-26-23 15:10

Originally Posted by Deutsche205 [View Original Post]

Thai in Crystal, I have never gotten extras there. Nice women, and lots of oil, but haven't gotten more.

The other two, act like you have been there, smile, be polite and YMMV.

No happiness at Thai in Crystal.

Maple in VH, used to be called Natural Healing Spa. I have been going there since 2016 and always leave happy.

I haven't been to the place in Buffalo.

**Hugh Jload** · 09-26-23 10:44

Originally Posted by WoozerBuck [View Original Post]

My cocktail is a combo of Viagra, redbull and watermelon shake. The melon will make you hard by increasing circulation. Try it.

Is watermelon shake a product or are you literally blending this up at home?

**LastsLonger** · 09-26-23 09:58

YMMV but I also receive at Thai in Crystal. But not surprised Deutsche did not. Maybe because I keep flipping towel off, LOL. Maple lef has been hit and miss for me.

Originally Posted by Deutsche205 [View Original Post]

Thai in Crystal, I have never gotten extras there. Nice women, and lots of oil, but haven't gotten more.

The other two, act like you have been there, smile, be polite and YMMV.

**Deutsche205** · 09-26-23 09:46

Originally Posted by Ridley1991 [View Original Post]

Happy time at any of these places?

Thai in Crystal, I have never gotten extras there. Nice women, and lots of oil, but haven't gotten more.

The other two, act like you have been there, smile, be polite and YMMV.

**WoozerBuck** · 09-25-23 22:36

Originally Posted by HughJload [View Original Post]

Does anyone here take edibles or smoke before the massage? And if so, how do you handle transportation afterwards?

My cocktail is a combo of Viagra, redbull and watermelon shake. The melon will make you hard by increasing circulation. Try it.

**Ridley1991** · 09-25-23 19:46

Originally Posted by Deutsche205 [View Original Post]

Some places that have the futon option are Thai Massage in Crystal, Maple Leaf in Vadnais Heights, and Masque in Buffalo.

Happy time at any of these places?

**Nhybgt** · 09-23-23 10:19

Anybody seen Carmen?

Advertises Hawaiian Lomi Lomi massage, 90 bucks flat, and also says in her ad 1 hour?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/minne...r/898218403429

Is she as advertised? Or is there an upsell?

**Guy2021** · 09-22-23 19:27

Originally Posted by HughJload [View Original Post]

I saw her again this week and had a very straightforward conversation. She said she doesn't ever massage clients and she is too busy with waxing and facials and personal life. I even tried incentivizing her, like a billionaire would, and she had no interest. She did compliment my Frank and beans tho. She is actually the nicest.

And this is accurate.

**Hugh Jload** · 09-22-23 18:14

Originally Posted by JeremyP [View Original Post]

Agree with you 100%. Thought the exact same thing when I read this. I've known Sara for quite a few years now and gotten my fair share of waxes and zero chance this happened.

I saw her again this week and had a very straightforward conversation. She said she doesn't ever massage clients and she is too busy with waxing and facials and personal life. I even tried incentivizing her, like a billionaire would, and she had no interest. She did compliment my Frank and beans tho. She is actually the nicest.

**Hugh Jload** · 09-22-23 18:08

Does anyone here take edibles or smoke before the massage? And if so, how do you handle transportation afterwards?

**Polaris Rider** · 09-22-23 15:11

Just stopped by a parlor on Horizon, not sure what they call this place. Older Chinese lady who gives a very good massage, has a good body, but light in the chest. Was a little teasing throughout the massage including the one eyed monster. She didn't have a problem with my hands roaming freely. Lets just say, I left happy.