Massage Parlor Reports

[Anything Cool]

Thai in Crystal, I have never gotten extras there. Nice women, and lots of oil, but haven't gotten more.

The other two, act like you have been there, smile, be polite and YMMV.

No happiness at Thai in Crystal.

Maple in VH, used to be called Natural Healing Spa. I have been going there since 2016 and always leave happy.

I haven't been to the place in Buffalo.

[Hugh Jload]

My cocktail is a combo of Viagra, redbull and watermelon shake. The melon will make you hard by increasing circulation. Try it.

Is watermelon shake a product or are you literally blending this up at home?

[LastsLonger]

YMMV but I also receive at Thai in Crystal. But not surprised Deutsche did not. Maybe because I keep flipping towel off, LOL. Maple lef has been hit and miss for me.

Thai in Crystal, I have never gotten extras there. Nice women, and lots of oil, but haven't gotten more.

The other two, act like you have been there, smile, be polite and YMMV.

[Deutsche205]

Happy time at any of these places?

Thai in Crystal, I have never gotten extras there. Nice women, and lots of oil, but haven't gotten more.

The other two, act like you have been there, smile, be polite and YMMV.

[WoozerBuck]

Does anyone here take edibles or smoke before the massage? And if so, how do you handle transportation afterwards?

My cocktail is a combo of Viagra, redbull and watermelon shake. The melon will make you hard by increasing circulation. Try it.

[Ridley1991]

Some places that have the futon option are Thai Massage in Crystal, Maple Leaf in Vadnais Heights, and Masque in Buffalo.

Happy time at any of these places?

[Nhybgt]

Anybody seen Carmen?

Advertises Hawaiian Lomi Lomi massage, 90 bucks flat, and also says in her ad 1 hour?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/minne...r/898218403429

Is she as advertised? Or is there an upsell?

[Guy2021]

I saw her again this week and had a very straightforward conversation. She said she doesn't ever massage clients and she is too busy with waxing and facials and personal life. I even tried incentivizing her, like a billionaire would, and she had no interest. She did compliment my Frank and beans tho. She is actually the nicest.

And this is accurate.

[Hugh Jload]

Agree with you 100%. Thought the exact same thing when I read this. I've known Sara for quite a few years now and gotten my fair share of waxes and zero chance this happened.

I saw her again this week and had a very straightforward conversation. She said she doesn't ever massage clients and she is too busy with waxing and facials and personal life. I even tried incentivizing her, like a billionaire would, and she had no interest. She did compliment my Frank and beans tho. She is actually the nicest.

[Hugh Jload]

Does anyone here take edibles or smoke before the massage? And if so, how do you handle transportation afterwards?

[Polaris Rider]

Just stopped by a parlor on Horizon, not sure what they call this place. Older Chinese lady who gives a very good massage, has a good body, but light in the chest. Was a little teasing throughout the massage including the one eyed monster. She didn't have a problem with my hands roaming freely. Lets just say, I left happy.

[ChrisNoit2]

Anyone know of any places besides Zen and Relax that do massage on a futon instead of table?

South west metro: Tonka Wellness Massage. Excelsior, MN. I would highly recommended going if you like legit massages where the girls do a excellent job. But, don't expect NOTHING else. Men work here too, if that's your thing.

[Deutsche205]

Anyone know of any places besides Zen and Relax that do massage on a futon instead of table?

Some places that have the futon option are Thai Massage in Crystal, Maple Leaf in Vadnais Heights, and Masque in Buffalo.

[Poogs]

Okay so I went to a location I had luck with before about a year ago in WBL, I ended up getting lucky again. Lots of teasing leading up to HE.

While receiving the HE, she started laughing (I'm 7-8 in in size, so unless she's only seeing monster dong I don't know what was so funny LOL), I was having a hard time getting into it because she was being distracting. Took a while but finally busted, when that happened she howled with laughter. It was insane. She was like 40+ and was a 6/10.

[WiseTraveler]

I did see the person in the second ad.

She is a married hispanic lady with a young kid at home. Older than in the picture; she looks way better in the picture also.

Not a great area but not horrible I suppose.

The kid kept interrupting the session which was annoying.

She has very little in the way of massage skill. Used cheap baby oil.

Nothing erotic to report.

I rarely leave no tip but this was a mediocre experience at best so I did not tip.

Same experience. Would have been a find if she was open to more but with the kid there I was already at 'hell no'. If she reaches out I might hint at repeating if more was available and kid wasn't there.