Massage Parlor Reports

[Guy2021]

I saw her again this week and had a very straightforward conversation. She said she doesn't ever massage clients and she is too busy with waxing and facials and personal life. I even tried incentivizing her, like a billionaire would, and she had no interest. She did compliment my Frank and beans tho. She is actually the nicest.

And this is accurate.

[Hugh Jload]

Agree with you 100%. Thought the exact same thing when I read this. I've known Sara for quite a few years now and gotten my fair share of waxes and zero chance this happened.

I saw her again this week and had a very straightforward conversation. She said she doesn't ever massage clients and she is too busy with waxing and facials and personal life. I even tried incentivizing her, like a billionaire would, and she had no interest. She did compliment my Frank and beans tho. She is actually the nicest.

[Hugh Jload]

Does anyone here take edibles or smoke before the massage? And if so, how do you handle transportation afterwards?

[Polaris Rider]

Just stopped by a parlor on Horizon, not sure what they call this place. Older Chinese lady who gives a very good massage, has a good body, but light in the chest. Was a little teasing throughout the massage including the one eyed monster. She didn't have a problem with my hands roaming freely. Lets just say, I left happy.

[ChrisNoit2]

Anyone know of any places besides Zen and Relax that do massage on a futon instead of table?

South west metro: Tonka Wellness Massage. Excelsior, MN. I would highly recommended going if you like legit massages where the girls do a excellent job. But, don't expect NOTHING else. Men work here too, if that's your thing.

[Deutsche205]

Anyone know of any places besides Zen and Relax that do massage on a futon instead of table?

Some places that have the futon option are Thai Massage in Crystal, Maple Leaf in Vadnais Heights, and Masque in Buffalo.

[Poogs]

Okay so I went to a location I had luck with before about a year ago in WBL, I ended up getting lucky again. Lots of teasing leading up to HE.

While receiving the HE, she started laughing (I'm 7-8 in in size, so unless she's only seeing monster dong I don't know what was so funny LOL), I was having a hard time getting into it because she was being distracting. Took a while but finally busted, when that happened she howled with laughter. It was insane. She was like 40+ and was a 6/10.

[WiseTraveler]

I did see the person in the second ad.

She is a married hispanic lady with a young kid at home. Older than in the picture; she looks way better in the picture also.

Not a great area but not horrible I suppose.

The kid kept interrupting the session which was annoying.

She has very little in the way of massage skill. Used cheap baby oil.

Nothing erotic to report.

I rarely leave no tip but this was a mediocre experience at best so I did not tip.

Same experience. Would have been a find if she was open to more but with the kid there I was already at 'hell no'. If she reaches out I might hint at repeating if more was available and kid wasn't there.

[Ridley1991]

Anyone know of any places besides Zen and Relax that do massage on a futon instead of table?

[Jeremy P]

In my years of knowing Sara, I hate to say I am doubtful of this.

Agree with you 100%. Thought the exact same thing when I read this. I've known Sara for quite a few years now and gotten my fair share of waxes and zero chance this happened.

[FunBoyZhnr]

So is there anything new AMP in the Metro, always love new just opened places.

[LikeThat888]

I am sure this is a well known spot for most, but I went to the AMP just off of hwy. 65 in Spring Lake Park this week. Paid 70 for an hour. The masseuse was older a heavy set. The massage was above average, but with no teasing. After a hot towel was used to remove the oil she gave about a minute of a light tough teasing for a start to the fun. The flip started with more of the light teasing and slowly built to attention to the good stuff. Tipped 50. Will be returning for my short notice outings.

Everyone has different preferred speeds, but about the only thing I've needed to say when I'm seeing her is slow down, slow down.

[Vio109]

I am sure this is a well known spot for most, but I went to the AMP just off of hwy. 65 in Spring Lake Park this week. Paid 70 for an hour. The masseuse was older a heavy set. The massage was above average, but with no teasing. After a hot towel was used to remove the oil she gave about a minute of a light tough teasing for a start to the fun. The flip started with more of the light teasing and slowly built to attention to the good stuff. Tipped 50. Will be returning for my short notice outings.

[ViagraN]

On another note, has anyone seen her? https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...665553098.html

Is she as advertised? (therapeutic massage only)

I did see the person in the second ad.

She is a married hispanic lady with a young kid at home. Older than in the picture; she looks way better in the picture also.

Not a great area but not horrible I suppose.

The kid kept interrupting the session which was annoying.

She has very little in the way of massage skill. Used cheap baby oil.

Nothing erotic to report.

I rarely leave no tip but this was a mediocre experience at best so I did not tip.

[Nhybgt]

Has anyone tried this one?

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...661966331.html

She offers HE and BBBJ. Has a room in a small office building in BC. Does not look like pictures if you've seen her ads elsewhere. She's not ugly or anything, but definitely bigger than her pics.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/169639635/6127872204[/url]

I think the upgrades were $50 and $80. I didn't think the BBBJ was very good. It was just really aggressive and fast, didn't feel great. Kind of like the jackhammer version of a HE. I also think I was shorted about 20-25 minutes on a one hour massage. If you go I recommend getting the shorter period of time. I think I ended up paying $90 + $80.

On another note, has anyone seen her? https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...665553098.html

Is she as advertised? (therapeutic massage only)