Massage Parlor Reports

**IMissCutler** · 09-21-23 09:09

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Busy. Trying to decide between a 18 yr old or a 19 yr old. The 19 yr old girl is cuter imo, but 18 is younger than 19. Tough decision.

Both look fantastic. Have fun bro and enjoy it. Always enjoy your reviews and insight.

**Proton456** · 09-21-23 07:50

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Busy. Trying to decide between a 18 yr old or a 19 yr old. The 19 yr old girl is cuter imo, but 18 is younger than 19. Tough decision.

OF Charlie. You have to tell us where is this. The only places I know of which have 19's are thousands of miles away.

**HeartLander** · 09-21-23 07:09

Originally Posted by HeartLander [View Original Post]

So the Booker let me know that they got a pretty, thin, young girl that speaks great English. She's here for a week or two and she goes by the name Selina. She greats at the room wearing a tiny thong and a bedazzled bra. She really does have a pretty face. Nice petite body, but not skinny. Curves where you want them. Boobs are man-made but well done. I'd call them a large B or small C. Either way they fit her body perfectly. I did a half hour so we got right to business. Best. BBBJ. Of. My. Life. I mean, holy shit boys. If you are a BBBJ connoisseur, then run don't walk. She did the whole porn star thing too with slapping my cock on her tongue. It was so hot. Then onto the main event. Any position I wanted. She put on a great show, like out of a movie. It was obviously all contrived, but fun nonetheless. I asked if I could CIM to finish. She hesitated and asked me to finish inside, but I pulled out and finished with BBBJCIM. It was a fantastic session. I highly, highly, recommend paying her a visit before she leaves. She is a short-timer. The place is great. Easy to book. Door guy is friendly. Place is clean. And girls are always younger and hotter than other places. Stay safe.

It's Ruby on Archer.

**Jinurso** · 09-20-23 23:46

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I don't know Dwaits I like the dirty girls performance personality, the thing is I don't think I'll stay for the night because I still have to make a trip back to catch a meeting with my higher ups. Might be just a day trip depending how this week goes.

That's the other advantage of a MP / apartment girl. They're a lot easier to schedule and more predictable. I prefer indie higher end GFE girls, but scheduling one can take a while. You have to establish contact, verify, then schedule and everything has to align. The MP girls, just call on a day they're working and go.

You can try one of the agencies too, but it sounds like verifying can take a while and there's no guarantee you will get in. Probably not worth it if you're just visiting for a one time trip.

Eh, I still say Karly at Ozone for what you're looking for. And this is coming from someone who only had a so-so time with her. But I'm in the minority.

**FruitNinja** · 09-20-23 21:40

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Busy. Trying to decide between a 18 yr old or a 19 yr old.

I'd go with 490. Nice ass.

**Akuma187** · 09-20-23 20:43

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

If money isn't a concern and you have some time, go with an escort and check the high end escorts thread. I haven't seen Karly, but you're spending 300 for 30 minutes. Sounds like PSE, although seems like massage is part of her routine. An escort might not include anal with gargling your cum but a good escort will be an hour of GFE.

I don't know Dwaits I like the dirty girls performance personality, the thing is I don't think I'll stay for the night because I still have to make a trip back to catch a meeting with my higher ups. Might be just a day trip depending how this week goes.

**JusticeOnce** · 09-20-23 20:32

Originally Posted by HeartLander [View Original Post]

So the Booker let me know that they got a pretty, thin, young girl that speaks great English. She's here for a week or two and she goes by the name Selina. She greats at the room wearing a tiny thong and a bedazzled bra. She really does have a pretty face. Nice petite body, but not skinny. Curves where you want them. Boobs are man-made but well done. I'd call them a large B or small C. Either way they fit her body perfectly. I did a half hour so we got right to business. Best. BBBJ. Of. My. Life. I mean, holy shit boys. If you are a BBBJ connoisseur, then run don't walk. She did the whole porn star thing too with slapping my cock on her tongue. It was so hot. Then onto the main event. Any position I wanted. She put on a great show, like out of a movie. It was obviously all contrived, but fun nonetheless. I asked if I could CIM to finish. She hesitated and asked me to finish inside, but I pulled out and finished with BBBJCIM. It was a fantastic session. I highly, highly, recommend paying her a visit before she leaves. She is a short-timer. The place is great. Easy to book. Door guy is friendly. Place is clean. And girls are always younger and hotter than other places. Stay safe.

You forgot to let us know where?

**DWaits** · 09-20-23 20:22

This is the North Ashland papasan place. Same as all the others with blacked out windows, doorbell, red light in a room built form plywood. But I'll back up for the guys who want a story. Had an early meeting near Ashland and Chicago, kids back in school, and wife at her office. Figured I'd leave with 100 and not spend more than that. Last time I was down that way, some some women at the Ashland bus stop that were clearly users and figured if I saw again, I'd make eye contact and see what happens. No luck. All civies. Then hoped to find Melissa near the Belmont highway exit and max at 80 with 20 leftover for some good tacos for lunch. Raining cats and dogs so knew that was going to be bust but circled anyway. No luck. Texted Johana in RP. No response. Last stop before hitting Clark Street taqueria row: 365 Hot Spa. I know 120 is usually the minimum but I don't care about the massage and the sex is hump and dump with these ladies who are rush jobs.

Amy answered the door. 5 foot 2, maybe. She's short. A little round, but not bad. Low cut top showing tits, which turned out to be small Cs. Nice nipples. We go back and forth about the amount. I show her that I don't have 120 and say I'll leave and come back, which I wouldn't do. Finally she agreed and said more next time. Get naked she comes back, rub hands over her body, suck those nice nipples, try to DATY and shut down, can't get her around so I could try to DATO. But I would expect that would be a no go as well. More sucking on the tits and then she's ready for the main event. On goes the bag, she lubed up when she was out of the room, do mish for a bit, flip her over for K9 and done after about 5 more minutes. Nice little ass and nice nipples as I said. Face average. Experience typical. Certainly not worth 120. And if you have 120 they want 140. You have 140 they want 160. Anyway, glad I saw her since I needed some action but would have preferred the equally meh experience for less money. LOL.

Looks / attitude recap for guys who don't want the narrative: short, nice tits, great nipples, small ass but ok shape, face average and probably mid-50's, friendly, very limited menu, can't speak to massage quality, rush job, used translator app since English is very limited. I rarely repeat but if I did, wouldn't repeat. Don't think 120 would have changed anything and possibly only added a low quality massage.

**DWaits** · 09-20-23 20:10

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I got to drive a couple hours for business for a couple days, wondering if I should hit up the AMPs, apartment Asians or Book a nice lady. I don't mind spending because I'm already here just want to make good used of my time. Sucks driving long hours for work just hoping I don't make a mistake spending my money on the wrong place. I like the AMPs and apartments menus but I don't want to waste time on bad service. Thanks and be safe.

If money isn't a concern and you have some time, go with an escort and check the high end escorts thread. I haven't seen Karly, but you're spending 300 for 30 minutes. Sounds like PSE, although seems like massage is part of her routine. An escort might not include anal with gargling your cum but a good escort will be an hour of GFE.

**OF Charlie** · 09-20-23 20:03

Originally Posted by RedCoke [View Original Post]

Beware of our friend OFxxx will coming firing at you. Haha.

Busy. Trying to decide between a 18 yr old or a 19 yr old. The 19 yr old girl is cuter imo, but 18 is younger than 19. Tough decision.

**Akuma187** · 09-20-23 19:33

Originally Posted by HeartLander [View Original Post]

So the Booker let me know that they got a pretty, thin, young girl that speaks great English. She's here for a week or two and she goes by the name Selina. She greats at the room wearing a tiny thong and a bedazzled bra. She really does have a pretty face. Nice petite body, but not skinny. Curves where you want them. Boobs are man-made but well done. I'd call them a large B or small C. Either way they fit her body perfectly. I did a half hour so we got right to business. Best. BBBJ. Of. My. Life. I mean, holy shit boys. If you are a BBBJ connoisseur, then run don't walk. She did the whole porn star thing too with slapping my cock on her tongue. It was so hot. Then onto the main event. Any position I wanted. She put on a great show, like out of a movie. It was obviously all contrived, but fun nonetheless. I asked if I could CIM to finish. She hesitated and asked me to finish inside, but I pulled out and finished with BBBJCIM. It was a fantastic session. I highly, highly, recommend paying her a visit before she leaves. She is a short-timer. The place is great. Easy to book. Door guy is friendly. Place is clean. And girls are always younger and hotter than other places. Stay safe.

Just wondering was I'd HKPD, Pinkdiamond, or Orange. SF got me the links but I'm heading out their next week. I wanted to see if I can what I could splurge on while I'm there. Thanks again and be safe.

**HeartLander** · 09-20-23 18:51

So the Booker let me know that they got a pretty, thin, young girl that speaks great English. She's here for a week or two and she goes by the name Selina. She greats at the room wearing a tiny thong and a bedazzled bra. She really does have a pretty face. Nice petite body, but not skinny. Curves where you want them. Boobs are man-made but well done. I'd call them a large B or small C. Either way they fit her body perfectly. I did a half hour so we got right to business. Best. BBBJ. Of. My. Life. I mean, holy shit boys. If you are a BBBJ connoisseur, then run don't walk. She did the whole porn star thing too with slapping my cock on her tongue. It was so hot. Then onto the main event. Any position I wanted. She put on a great show, like out of a movie. It was obviously all contrived, but fun nonetheless. I asked if I could CIM to finish. She hesitated and asked me to finish inside, but I pulled out and finished with BBBJCIM. It was a fantastic session. I highly, highly, recommend paying her a visit before she leaves. She is a short-timer. The place is great. Easy to book. Door guy is friendly. Place is clean. And girls are always younger and hotter than other places. Stay safe.

**RedCoke** · 09-20-23 14:36

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

There's a section for this but anyways, if you have any sort of symptoms just get tested. Asking other mongers if they got anything is not the solution. If you are "just being paranoid," and have no symptoms you might, maybe, kinda-sorta should be fine, haha. Fortunately, it's more difficult for men to catch an STD compared to a woman. You know, anatomy, skin, pee-hole is exit only, etc. Always give yourself a wipe-down IMMEDIATELY after bare service, maybe an alcohol spray or 2 and a thorough clean when you get home, but I digress. Burning pee, bumps and the like, get tested and get meds ASAP. Thank goodness I haven't been in that situation but if I thought I was I wouldn't hesitate to act on it. Oh, and I'll be avoiding Tokyo, thanks.

Beware of our friend OFxxx will coming firing at you. Haha.

**Jinurso** · 09-20-23 14:19

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I got to drive a couple hours for business for a couple days, wondering if I should hit up the AMPs, apartment Asians or Book a nice lady. I don't mind spending because I'm already here just want to make good used of my time. Sucks driving long hours for work just hoping I don't make a mistake spending my money on the wrong place. I like the AMPs and apartments menus but I don't want to waste time on bad service. Thanks and be safe.

If you were to take a poll on this board of Provider of the Year, Karly at Ozone would almost certainly win. So if you only have one chance and want the best liklihood of a good time, she would be the one.

**Akuma187** · 09-20-23 13:27

I got to drive a couple hours for business for a couple days, wondering if I should hit up the AMPs, apartment Asians or Book a nice lady. I don't mind spending because I'm already here just want to make good used of my time. Sucks driving long hours for work just hoping I don't make a mistake spending my money on the wrong place. I like the AMPs and apartments menus but I don't want to waste time on bad service. Thanks and be safe.