Massage Parlor Reports

[Meorme]

I'm frequently asked if I'm single, and say yes. The response is almost always along the lines of "Why? You're so good looking!" to which I make up some excuse.

I'm curious what happens if I say "no".

What responses have you guys got?

Don't think it really matters.

They might take greater care to make sure they aren't leaving scratches across your back, or just use the odorless lotion.

Or they could be detesting you even more for having to fuck you for money while you cheat on your wife and make it a point to leave some mark?

Or just a casual question to make small talk.

Who really knows what's going through any one other persons head during these encounters?

[SkeletonKey6]

Amy is gone, Sophia is there instead. Booker said "new girl" but she is a meh looking aunti. Can't report on services, I didn't stay.

Meh looking aunties and grannies galore is Seattle's SOP.

[Seattle Ampfan]

I'm frequently asked if I'm single, and say yes. The response is almost always along the lines of "Why? You're so good looking!" to which I make up some excuse.

I'm curious what happens if I say "no".

What responses have you guys got?

It's not like the menu is going to change any if you say you are married. They may then go on to ask about your kids, or say that they will be "your Chinese wife" or "your girlfriend".

[MurmanDramus]

Amy is gone, Sophia is there instead. Booker said "new girl" but she is a meh looking aunti. Can't report on services, I didn't stay.

Thanks for letting us know. I was literally just about to call them to try and get an appt with her.

[Mrzow]

Amy is gone, Sophia is there instead. Booker said "new girl" but she is a meh looking aunti. Can't report on services, I didn't stay.

Sophia from Lins? Or a new Sophia? Trying to figure out which places are connected.

I know Total Relax, Lins and Maple Village seem to rotate around girls (seen one girl say she was leaving Total Relax at the end of the month, then ended up at Lins).

[Kinkaid69]

Amy is gone, Sophia is there instead. Booker said "new girl" but she is a meh looking aunti. Can't report on services, I didn't stay.

Will Repeat.

[Mrzow]

Care to elaborate on where this is?

Pretty sure this is the spot he's talking about: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ttle-wa-115307#rubmaps.

[Bfm66]

Got up early and went to work knowing I'd be in a certain area I did my research and it paid off. Texted the number and got very detailed directions. Found a parking spot right in front luckily since there's a lot of road work going on in the area.

Amy was welcoming and walked me to our room after a short meet with the other girl. The other Chinese slim hottie probably late 30's. Dropped 2 benjis as I abhor negotiating, she asks usually "1/2 or 1 hour baby? I always just say "whatever you want" to this new dumb question they're all asking these days. Amy and I get started with a mostly uneventful massage that quickly turned to lfk / dfk and daty. All major positions in CFS lasting around 30-40 minutes followed by a nice head massage.

She had passion, she looked sexy, and was fairly eager to please. Not much English but we pulled through without a phone. She's about 5'7, fit, with a runners body and is in much better shape than most of Seattle's other AMP hoes. Probably late 30's, D natural top that is impressive, and a freshly shaved V.

Will Repeat.

Care to elaborate on where this is?

[Sea He Newb]

I'm frequently asked if I'm single, and say yes. The response is almost always along the lines of "Why? You're so good looking!" to which I make up some excuse.

I'm curious what happens if I say "no".

What responses have you guys got?

[SkeletonKey6]

Got up early and went to work knowing I'd be in a certain area I did my research and it paid off. Texted the number and got very detailed directions. Found a parking spot right in front luckily since there's a lot of road work going on in the area.

Amy was welcoming and walked me to our room after a short meet with the other girl. The other Chinese slim hottie probably late 30's. Dropped 2 benjis as I abhor negotiating, she asks usually "1/2 or 1 hour baby? I always just say "whatever you want" to this new dumb question they're all asking these days. Amy and I get started with a mostly uneventful massage that quickly turned to lfk / dfk and daty. All major positions in CFS lasting around 30-40 minutes followed by a nice head massage.

She had passion, she looked sexy, and was fairly eager to please. Not much English but we pulled through without a phone. She's about 5'7, fit, with a runners body and is in much better shape than most of Seattle's other AMP hoes. Probably late 30's, D natural top that is impressive, and a freshly shaved V.

Will Repeat.

[Mrzow]

Initially came in to see Apple, but ViVi was also a cutie. About 5' 5" without heels, slender with a nice ass / tits and a sweet smile, I figured I'd sample some other talent and see if this place can fill in for a ATF depot. $60 to get in the door and she led me to the room with a smile.

Massage was non-existent (some light hand gliding across the glutes and into my taint told me all I needed for what's up).

Dropped $$, and ViVi got undressed. She started with some necking and nipple sucking while straddling me naked, stroking my cock to get it hard. A quick look down, and she slipped the cover on with her hands, then went to town with a CBJ.

I start fucking her mouth, until she taps out, and I tell her to get on top for some Cowgirl. As I'm slipping in, and fucking her from below, she passionately bites my shoulders and kisses my neck and ears. I pick her up and lay her down on the pillow for some Mish. Fucking her and kissing her neck as she sticks her tongue in my ear, I'm riled up for some Doggie.

She turns around, and the view is divine. Slender back and shoulders, tapering into a juicy ass with pussy lips gripping my dick; the temptation to rub her asshole and taint ass I fuck her takes over. Her moans were of the mix of pleasure and pain (I'm a dumbbell handle thick, and 6-7 inches on a good day) .

Starting to go soft (I'm a little over 40, so it happens) she offers to finish with a HJ. I lay back as she strokes and teased she wants it all over her mouth. Being desensitized to HJs, I tell her to lick my balls. Gasping for breath, she stuffs them in her mouth as I take over on the jerking, going faster and faster as she moans with my balls in her mouth. I finish as she comes up for air, licking my nipples and kissing my neck.

On my way out, I run into Apple. We exchange 'what the hell are you doing here's as she grabs my cock on the way out.

From what I saw, everyone is a smoke show here, so if you're willing to dish out $$60 for a no interrupted good time, I give it a.

[Mrzow]

Wasn't thrilled with the 2 at Magnolia Renton. Jessica / Linda is gone and the new "young pretty girl" ain't that young and ain't that pretty.

Decided to roll the dice one final time at Diva. Walked with 220 in my pocket since I'd heard that gets better service there since the owner charges the girls 60 for the room.

Imagine my surprise to find Viet Jessica Rabbit body double Apple.

Yes, that Apple.

Yes. THAT Apple. She did NOT want to talk about the arrest. I told her I was just glad she was ok.

If you know how to handle (manhandle) Apple and push back against her bratty schtick, she can rock your world. If you're a pushover, she is going to push you over.

Hate the CBJ but if you want a girl who will arch up in doggie like a good girl and take it as hard and fast as you can deliver, then Apple is good.

She will try to upsell, rush, delay, and run the show. Show her she's not in charge and she gets both more aggressive and more compliant. It's weird. But good fun.

I do not recommend her for those looking for a fake romantic session. She's there to fuck you.

Welp. Know where I'm heading to next. .

[Seattle Ampfan]

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7358 15th Smiling Shart - 1st time at this spot thinking "there's just got to be at least 1 decent AMP in Seattle!" Walked into a clean looking place and got a good vibe from Joy so decided to pay 2 bengis for what I assumed would be FS.

I've never had anyone offer me FS at Smiling Art, ever. Some of them won't even take off their clothes, so at least you got Joy who does. Is she 45? She dresses and acts so immature combined with being skinney / small and you could mistake her for much younger than that.

[Ocean Explorer]

Can anybody post the two reviews of yumi (toy) from Rubmaps? I appreciate it.

Saw the previous review that Yumi was now at Kings and had to come see her for myself. I had seen her previously when she was at ET and prior to that at another location. She remembered me right away and gave me a big hug and a kiss. It was shortly after they opened and Yumi said she had been at yoga class before coming to work. Off to the table shower and Yumi demonstrated several yoga poses for me before scrubbing me clean. Back to the room and a couple more yoga poses was demonstrated then a nice massage of the back followed. Yumi has had professional training in massage and she did an outstanding job with a firm oil massage. Hot towel cleanup then I was asked to flip over. We kissed some then switched it up to a little 69 action then proceeded to all of the activities listed above with CG, RCG, and Missionary. As I finished Yumi thanked me for another morning workout first thing in the morning. Highly recommend Yumi as she always delivers a quality session.

Toy from Euro has moved to Kings and is renamed as Yumi.

Now the lineup at Kings is even better.

Great service as always.

Table shower.

Kings has a sauna but they don't currently use it.

We spend as much time talking as playing. One consequence of being a long time regular.

I can't recommend her enough.

[AussieFury]

Wasn't thrilled with the 2 at Magnolia Renton. Jessica / Linda is gone and the new "young pretty girl" ain't that young and ain't that pretty.

Decided to roll the dice one final time at Diva. Walked with 220 in my pocket since I'd heard that gets better service there since the owner charges the girls 60 for the room.

Imagine my surprise to find Viet Jessica Rabbit body double Apple.

Yes, that Apple.

Yes. THAT Apple. She did NOT want to talk about the arrest. I told her I was just glad she was ok.

If you know how to handle (manhandle) Apple and push back against her bratty schtick, she can rock your world. If you're a pushover, she is going to push you over.

Hate the CBJ but if you want a girl who will arch up in doggie like a good girl and take it as hard and fast as you can deliver, then Apple is good.

She will try to upsell, rush, delay, and run the show. Show her she's not in charge and she gets both more aggressive and more compliant. It's weird. But good fun.

I do not recommend her for those looking for a fake romantic session. She's there to fuck you.