Massage Parlor Reports

**FourNick8** · 09-20-23 11:12

I can't speak for everyone here but all my reports have been factually accurate.

Some things are subjective like how pretty she is, how old she is, how nice here tits are but statements I have posted like "I came in her mouth without warning her", "she helped me slide it in bareback", or "she tried to DFK me after CIM" are accurate.

I have been called out by others who disagree with my perception or beauty or service but not facts. I also understand that others have gotten much more service and some others much less service than my posts is that's just YMMV. Just recently learned that a senior has been getting FS from a girl that won't give me more than a HJ and that same senior was once turned down by a provider that gave me FS on the first visit.

Still, there is absolutely no reason to hurl insults at providers like the newbie just did to BiBi.

**SeeAll07** · 09-20-23 10:18

Originally Posted by GoodOne6969 [View Original Post]

I'll just summarize by saying Bibi knows who did it and it is without a doubt a complete fabrication. Also, just to clarify, the fake review stated she's leaving, however, she will be there until the end of the month. I recommend a visit if you have the opportunity. Thanks and stay safe.

I went there on yesterday 9/12.

BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!

I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.

Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.

Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.

I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.

You guys check the RUbMAPS review!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...enna-va-185554#rubmaps.

**CanaPunter** · 09-20-23 09:55

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**SeeAll07** · 09-20-23 09:23

Originally Posted by PomLovesThais [View Original Post]

They are not 60 I know them personally.

I went there on yesterday,9/12.

BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there.

I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.

Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.

Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160. I think that GPS.

**FourNick8** · 09-19-23 22:35

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

I want to share with you my experience on my very first post, maybe this will help:

After reading the Forum for two weeks I decided I was ready to comment on someone else's review. I did and then I asked a question and formulated an assumption. I was excited to participate. Well, after a few hours someone picked up my post and wrote a response, but this was not any ordinary senior member; this guy had some 500 posts to his name. I was beside myself thinking that I had made a great impression on this gent. Well with a few short sentences Mr. Serpico, (he is really a pussy cat) proceeded to dismember my comment and he threw it back at me.

I remember my second post here. It was right at the start of COVID and I posted about 4 places, in the previous year, where I got BBFSCIP on the first visit. These were later verified by others mongers but at the time some mongers actually called me a lier of the board. I almost gave up then but I knew I was right and stuck with it.

I encourage everyone to post but also to stand behind what you post.

Some recent posts by newbs with under 5 to their credit read like they are only made to inflate some providers (Grace) and others are blatant attempts to destroy providers (BiBi). My advice is post often but stand behind what you post.

**ThaiMeUp1** · 09-19-23 20:51

https://enliven-therapy.com/ couldn't find the Bedpage ad but this is the address. 847X Tyco Rd. Vienna. Back of an industrial park.

Visited recently and drew CiCi. 50's K-MILF, big tits. $. 8 for the hour. Showered, started with below average FBSM. Hard to understand but nice enough lady. Asked what I wanted, negotiated FS for $120. CBJ, RCG, CG, Mish, K-9 about 10 minutes blew in bag.

All in all a good visit but Probably won't repeat.

**LocalCustomer** · 09-19-23 20:46

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Care to share links or information on any Thai independents that offer extras? Free feel to DM if they prefer to stay UTR.

Love to DM you but your inbox is full.

**ThaiMeUp1** · 09-19-23 20:43

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

I am still out there navigating these treacherous waters and I haven't hung up my banner yet.

But for one reason or another the gravitas and bravado wasn't there and I just hadn't the motivation to post. Truth be told, while entertaining to some, my expos tend to expose me among the providers that indeed read the board which can make for much obvious unwanted attention and also affect my experiences with reviewed providers. So I wanted to lay low for a bit.

Been watching the one piece live action on the flix and loving it. As a figurative pirate among these boards I only feel it's quite apropos. Much like the character of Sanji whose goal is to find the mystical convergence at the center of the seas and find the ALL BLUE, I feel it is my dream to uncover the ALL PINK. To taste the finest pussy the seven seas have to offer.

CLASSIC! Well done, TD.

**Frank Digitola** · 09-19-23 20:20

Reunions are a phenomena that tend to run either hot or cold. When it's a good one, boy is it a good one. Two brief moments stick out to me. One was randomly bumping into one of my long lost truant brahs at a camera retailer when I came home from college. The clap from our brah shake reverberated loudly enough to make Carl Weathers and Arnie proud. He also provided enough "discounted" equipment for me to shoot a sequel to Oppenheimer but I used it instead for extracurricular college activities. There was also the reunion between myself and a girl I had a crush on in elementary school. We jointly produced reverberating claps as well. These however were not made during our welcome handshake if you know what I'm saying. Anyway, on the flip side, when reunions are bad, there's a rich, palpable "yuck, it's *insert name here*" that fills the depths of your stomach. They stink, and unfortunately I'm drawing this parallel because my Sunday was the scene of an AMP reunion of the latter variety.

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Dying to return after my first visit with Amy and reports of a F cup Chinese KK.

PROS: big tits.

I think we all knew what was going to happen after Nick Brah posted that. Even though brahs said she sucked, I decided to go take a look at the teddies. I hopped in the car and drove to Fairfax so fast I nearly broke the spacetime continuum. After climbing the stairs and ringing the bell I am greeted by "KK". I'm looking down and see a pair of big teds when the door opens and before I can look up to see the face I hear "Oh! Hello handsome!" and realize that "new girl, KK" recognizes me and is actually KiKi, a woman many of us remember from 8303. Suddenly all of these new reports on her started ringing in my head in a deep, distorted, instant replay tone. "She pulled one teddy out. " "Misshapen body" "Rushed the flip". "KK" "KiKi". It all added up. I've typed those same things here, yet didn't piece together the puzzle. Although she has brahs here who really enjoy her, KiKi is a chick who I actively avoided. That's even despite her wonderful teds. If it weren't for the impoverished nature of her flips, she'd be a lock for the HOF. But the sad reality is that there are about 6 or so times I haven't popped during an AMP visit and KiKi is now responsible for 4 of them.

I didn't drive all the way to Fairfax for nothing so I go through with my appointment. KiKi actually gives a good massage and I enjoyed this one. On the flip she asks if I want her to blow me. I do not. I also don't want to deal with the single ted dance so I ask for a ted banging figuring there's no way she'll attempt this feat with a uni-ted. She agrees to do it for 150. I immediately break eye contact and focus on the door, convinced Dax Shepherd, Ashton Kutcher and a camera crew are bursting in at any minute to tell me I've been Punk'd. When the practical jokers don't materialize I realize KiKi is being serious. Since she shot for the stars, I do the same, counter with 60 and we play Sotheby's ping pong until we agree upon 90 and a ted glazing. It's off to the races.

KiKi flips her shirt over her head and pops the teddies out. I take a moment to gently fondle them and they are still wonderful. She gives a "one second" gesture in my general direction and then goes to the supply table to prepare. A Fun Frank Fact is that every other Friday while showering in the gym before work, I take my Lawnmower 47.0 or whatever the hell it's called, and give my unit a fresh to death skin taper. In the event I engage in some fun with AMP ladies and / or bar strumpets, I like for my piece to be a smooth, majestic, freshly fried churro-esque golden brown, cylindrical, party pole of ecstasy. Did I just over share for a laugh? 12% of me did. The other 88% of me shared it to explain why KiKi turning around from the supply table and spraying my crotch down with pure rubbing alcohol was a mistake. I feel like I'm Count Dracula and the bottle contained holy water or liquified 9 AM in July.

While I'm silently writhing in agony, KiKi returns to the table side. While I was trying to get over the fact that my piece and orbs felt like acid was flung onto them, I failed to notice that KiKi produced a sandwich bag and poured lube inside of it. She proceeds to put the bag between her teds, she stuffs my Johnson into it and proceeds to give me the worst ted bang ever. I am shocked into silence. She proceeds to chant "coom for me coom for me baby baby coom, coom for me coom for me baby baby coom". Full NPC mode. It was about as hot as standing on top of an igloo in your underwear while eating a popsicle. I asked her what she was doing and convinced her to remove the literal bag by telling her it was hurting me. My boner dropping probably helped in convincing her. She repeatedly ted bangs me for about <10 strokes then complains about being tired. I remind her 3 or 4 times that our deal was for a ted bang before she repeats. After the 4th reminder she resigned to her hand.

There are a number of colloquialisms for male hand release. Beat, jerk, tug, jack, etc. The vast majority of men wouldn't like for their hand release to actually be performed in that fashion though. This however is KiKi's modus operandi. I try to lock in and subconsciously remove one of my hands from a ted and grab her ass. In response she drops her pants and undies. For the brahs who mentioned her not getting naked, I assure you that you're not missing anything. Despite the great teddies, she's very much built like naked Hank Hill in the doctors office meme. After violently tugging Junior for a while, heeding then immediately abandoning direction provided, she once again announced that she was tired and took a break. I decided we could call it quits and ended it.

KiKi hot towels me off, I get dressed and pull out 8. She thanks me and reaches out for a hug and asks me to come back. I don't reach into my pocket to peal off a Lin Manuel Miranda to complete our agreed upon tip. Her farewell and my lack of finish helps my conscious to be easy with this decision. So there you have it. Brahs familiar with KiKi, you now know where to find or avoid her. Brahs who are unfamiliar, if above average massages, great teddies, and lackluster sploosh encouragement sound good to you and you can pop in less than 5 minutes, go check her out. I won't be seeing her until our next chance reunion.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23067440.html

P.S. - that's definitely her in the topless pic.

Frankie.

**PomLovesThais** · 09-19-23 20:11

Originally Posted by Retire [View Original Post]

My report wasn't fake and it wasn't even much in the way of anything new as a review. I was just reflecting on how two of us could receive essentially the same service, but feel differently about the experience. There are two sides to YMMV, I guess. Sometimes we get different services. Sometimes we are looking for different things. I agree that it makes sense to evaluate reviewers as well as reviews. I try to find reviewers who seem to be looking for the same kind of experience that I prefer and give particular credence to their reviews, for me. I haven't reviewed much on this board and I'm just "regular," but I'm real and probably more "senior" in age than 90 percent. Anyway, be kind and stay careful out there.

She wasn't at mgm the day you said she saw your review.

**WalkerC** · 09-19-23 18:10

Originally Posted by LoveDemAzn [View Original Post]

I was looking on google map. Google map say Asian massage. But here the link to their website https://asianmassage7900.business.site/.

Also Rick did post the ad for it. That the closest AMP near off Sherwood lane that near Costco.

I know Ricks post shows before mine, but not all post show up right away, so it wasn't there when I asked.

Also, not everyone might be from the area to know where Sherwood lane is or which Costco.

**LoveDemAzn** · 09-19-23 15:41

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

I'm not trying to be an a $$ here, but if this is an AMP why not give the names of the place? It's done all the time. If it's not an AMP I understand not giving an Indy's address, but why not post a link to the ad?

I was looking on google map. Google map say Asian massage. But here the link to their website https://asianmassage7900.business.site/.

Also Rick did post the ad for it. That the closest AMP near off Sherwood lane that near Costco.

**MrEMonger** · 09-19-23 13:53

Scheduled some time with Asian Amy yesterday. I'll echo the sentiments of others that she gives a great massage. She works out of a discrete apt that is very clean. She's probably 5'5, Asian thick with nice bolt-on C / Ds that give her an hourglass shape and long thick hair down to her mid back. I thought she was very attractive. Op"ed for the 30 min massage where I got every bit of that 30 minutes. After the flip, she began with the standard NOVA but I asked for a bit more. My offering of a $ was enough to upgrade the experience to the more expanded menu (CFS). Once the menu was sampled she continued with a short massaged and stretched me a bit more. Afterwards I took shower in a clean, well appointed bathroom and took off. Total damage was $$. I will repeat.

Stay Safe.

Mr E.

**JoeyPopkins** · 09-19-23 11:04

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Based on your description of its location, I believe the name of the place is "Parham Massage" even though there's no sign out front. I found the place earlier this year (January I think) as I was leaving my doctor's office in the same business complex.

Been wanting to go back but my MD moved locations so it's kind of out of the way for me. I posted a review at the time and definitely had fun. But also don't know if same provider is still there. I believe she said her (American) name was Isabel. She wore a yellow dress that looked like a sailors uniform.

Appears they have some new girls:

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23069300.html

Saw on bedpage they are under new management or new girls.

I stopped by last week was was greeted by a 60's y / o short woman. Didn't really feel like it was going to be worth my time, so I walked. I normally don't mind the older ladies but it wasn't doing to for me that day. I will try again soon based on other reports here.

**WalkerC** · 09-19-23 10:09

Originally Posted by SexyLuvr [View Original Post]

Thank you. Ill keep that in mind.

For location it was on the other side of the highway from Costco off of Sherwood Hall. Her build was like an hourglass figure that was turning rectangular. I don't know if that makes much sense, I suck at describing physique. Her waist was probably a 32-34? I mean definitely skinnier than my fat ass LOL.

I'm not trying to be an a $$ here, but if this is an AMP why not give the names of the place? It's done all the time. If it's not an AMP I understand not giving an Indy's address, but why not post a link to the ad?