Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Wasn't thrilled with the 2 at Magnolia Renton. Jessica / Linda is gone and the new "young pretty girl" ain't that young and ain't that pretty.

Decided to roll the dice one final time at Diva. Walked with 220 in my pocket since I'd heard that gets better service there since the owner charges the girls 60 for the room.

Imagine my surprise to find Viet Jessica Rabbit body double Apple.

Yes, that Apple.

Yes. THAT Apple. She did NOT want to talk about the arrest. I told her I was just glad she was ok.

If you know how to handle (manhandle) Apple and push back against her bratty schtick, she can rock your world. If you're a pushover, she is going to push you over.

Hate the CBJ but if you want a girl who will arch up in doggie like a good girl and take it as hard and fast as you can deliver, then Apple is good.

She will try to upsell, rush, delay, and run the show. Show her she's not in charge and she gets both more aggressive and more compliant. It's weird. But good fun.

I do not recommend her for those looking for a fake romantic session. She's there to fuck you.

[SkeletonKey6]

1223 Aroma. Got a teaser txt from nat geo droopy tits claiming 'beautiful young girl just arrived, come try!' and seeing as this spot had a half-way decent late 30's girl a few months ago named Kiki thought I'd give it a try. Went with Lilana (or something like that) who claimed to be 25 (therefore 35) who was at least younger than 2 other grannies working. Problems included: very tired, couldn't take more than 5 minutes of moderate plowing, quite lumpy out of shape where you feel like your making love to a bowl of mashed potatoes, etc. Pros included: had sweet personality and at least tried to provide the full hour of massage after the FS before granny nat geo droopy tits started yelling at her to hurry up.

519th 85th Apple. Decided to tofft with the 'new girl' here named Betty, since Yoyo is gone now. Late 30's decent enough looking but OMG some the worst FS ever. Refused to do anything beyond regular mish, clock watching, absolutely zero attempt to even pretend she likes what she's doing. Paid standard over-priced 2 benjis and was kicked out after just 20 minutes very unremarkable FS mish. Hard pass.

7358 15th Smiling Shart - 1st time at this spot thinking "there's just got to be at least 1 decent AMP in Seattle!" Walked into a clean looking place and got a good vibe from Joy so decided to pay 2 bengis for what I assumed would be FS. On to the table and Damit! It became clear this is just a jack shack and somehow missed that when doing research here. One would think though that overpaying $$ for just HE they would do everything possible to make it a good session right? Not with Joy, lots of complaining and refusing to do much beyond basic HE once her clothes were off. Pity cause she's taken good care of her 45 year old Body and could actually pass for 35. Not sure if dropping another benji would have opened up her menu, but probably not considering it wasn't ever offered; not that she would be worth $$$ FS anyway. Lots more complaining after she finished my HE about oil getting on her body and I'm like 'Bit** please, I just paid $$ for a $120 HE, go F yourself". Hard pass.

[Mrzow]

Look forward to your report. This shop has been the closest AMP to me for years, but has been a let down since Meechelle left and the place stopped being called Four Seasons tanning. Apple was OK when not rushed, but the experience here has consistently been upsell upsell upsell, rush rush rush. I'm there for fun. And that's not fun.

I don't expect anything has changed, but if it has I'd be here very often.

Spa.

If proximity is the main drive, I'd recommend Renton Spa & health. Mostly Latinas, but never had a upsell experience there.

$$ is the most I've paid, and the talent is pretty decent and friendly.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...renton-wa-6509#rubmaps.

[AussieFury]

I think I'm willing to TOFTT. Though last time I was there it was pretty much a upsell shop. Hasn't been good since Apple left.

Look forward to your report. This shop has been the closest AMP to me for years, but has been a let down since Meechelle left and the place stopped being called Four Seasons tanning. Apple was OK when not rushed, but the experience here has consistently been upsell upsell upsell, rush rush rush. I'm there for fun. And that's not fun.

I don't expect anything has changed, but if it has I'd be here very often.

[TeaBitch6]

Can anybody post the two reviews of yumi (toy) from Rubmaps? I appreciate it.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Is Mia the Filipina at Orchid? How many girls work there, do you know?

No, I think Mia is Korean. And has been there for years, along with one other, Kiki. Or an occasional temp "new girl". But always Asian I think.

[Marko Ramius]

5 for 5 for me right now.

The girls rotate a lot so you aren't likely to ever repeat. But they aren't all old grannies (and mostly not) and there have been a couple of decent early dirty thirties chicas that have accepted healthy loads of marko swimmers.

Usual price ranges.

This place is in the mall where Ichi Teriyaki is, and well off 99. But it is right next to a busy Thai Restaurant and you'll have to wait outside in shame before they let you in.

[AznlLver1977]

I don't have any issue with the parking there, it's just that Mia always seems pretty disinterested, either in me or her job in general. New talent would be welcome.

Is Mia the Filipina at Orchid? How many girls work there, do you know?

[Bfm66]

Anyone have any experience with Sense Spa in Smokey Point Road? Might be Arington or Marysville.

Thanks.

Decent massage, HJ only.

[Peet0115]

Anyone have any experience with Sense Spa in Smokey Point Road? Might be Arington or Marysville.

Thanks.

[Mrzow]

Folks,

Does anyone have any intel on the spa? Have been a bit worried about going there since Q was shutdown.

I think I'm willing to TOFTT. Though last time I was there it was pretty much a upsell shop. Hasn't been good since Apple left.

[MassageFunStuf]

I see Shogun's update below and can totally relate. Went to Total relax at mid-day Thur and it was a total disaster. Saw Amy (appearance looked cute to me) but what followed after was a total disaster. We agreed on BJ and HJ and when I asked her to slow down with HJ she kept going at it and asked me to stop stopping her. I was so not happy with the service that I left in 10 min. Have never been this disasppointed with Total Relax before.

[Seattle Ampfan]

I recently texted Orchid on Aurora and they told me they had a mid 20's Filipina working there.

I don't have any issue with the parking there, it's just that Mia always seems pretty disinterested, either in me or her job in general. New talent would be welcome.

[AznlLver1977]

I recently texted Orchid on Aurora and they told me they had a mid 20's Filipina working there. Can anybody confirm this or are they just blowing smoke up my ass? It's hard to find any ladies in their 20's working at an AMP around here. Been thinking of checking it out to see, but parking in that area is such a *****. I try to stay on the DL and don't park my car at the AMP I am going to. Any help or replies would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks and stay safe, Gents!

[AussieFury]

Folks,

Does anyone have any intel on the spa? Have been a bit worried about going there since Q was shutdown.

Same owner. Same hard upsell. Same rush. Still a pass.