Massage Parlor Reports

**GeneralObvious** · 09-06-23 12:28

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

Just the crazy on-line advertising presence of Tokyo and Orange is enough to make me avoid them. They are definitely going to get busted and I don't want to be there when it happens. It's just a matter of when (not if) it happens.

Spas, or houses of ill repute, rarely get busted. It's at the bottom of the list forbCPD, or the sheriff's office. Community complaints to the alderman / woman will get CPD involved. However, any arrests made result in a few fines, and nothing more. It's mostly a waste of resources.

**Jinurso** · 09-06-23 12:19

Originally Posted by LiquorThnPoker [View Original Post]

So I was on the mood for a blonde, and I read an old post on here (from the clm king himself) that Adele is the girl in the photo (which, right now is a blonde in pigtails with giant fake tits holding a rose that looks TGTBT). So I booked her. And, per usual, definitely not even close to the photo. They must have changed her photo from a real one to a fake one. I really wish they wouldn't do that. Adele is a cute Latin brunette spinner with perky A-cups, great pointy nips, and a nice round ass.

CLM recently started this practice where they will use multiple photos of a girl, and only some of them are real and then rotate them. The first time I saw that happen was with Salma. Her early photos were her, now they use some bombshell lingerie model. I don't know if they do that when demand slows down for a girl or what.

Adele has three photos floating around at various times on their website or rubrankings page. One was definitely real because she wore the same outfit when I saw her. And she's definitely not blonde and probably never was LOL.

Ok here are the girls on the roster who I can confidently say are using their photos and the photos are reasonably accurate. I might not have booked appointments with all of them, but I sometimes like to meet other girls after an appointment is over so I'll know who is who.

Natalie.

Suzie.

Bella.

Cassandra.

Lily.

Leila.

Athena.

Paoula's new photo (the one taken outside in a bikini is either fake or inaccurate).

Amida (although she's got a gut that she's great at hiding in all her photos).

Zara.

Melissa.

Kylie.

The ones I know are fake are:

Camilla's new photos.

Adele's new photo.

Salma's current photo.

Sandra.

Danielle's current photo.

I'm pretty sure both Hanna and Adele are using the same fake model.

Julie (note: real Julie is actually hotter IMO than her fake double).

I'm on the fence about Claudia. She has multiple photos and some seem more accurate thsn others.

The others either I'm not sure, haven't met them yet, aren't on the roster this week so I don't see their photo, or haven't seen them in so long (like Laura and Sarah) that I can't comment anymore on the accuracy.

If anybody has met any of the girls i haven't listed, please feel free to add your thoughts. I'm curious to know about the others.

**BenBeck** · 09-06-23 11:41

Originally Posted by Hapenny [View Original Post]

The only place answering the description is

Health Care Spa
60XX W. Irving Park Rd.
Chicago
XXX-XXX-9300.

Thanks, don't know how I missed it here, RM and Google. Duh.

**Hapenny** · 09-06-23 10:03

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

Thanks. She sounds like an Angela I lost track of. Used to work at Seven Star (now defunct).
Anyway, I'm drawing a blank on an 'HCS' on Irving. Searched all over, doesn't ring a bell.
What is HCS?
BB.

The only place answering the description is

Health Care Spa
60XX W. Irving Park Rd.
Chicago
XXX-XXX-9300.

**Bambinos1987** · 09-06-23 09:55

This was at Tokyo Spa??

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

160 HH TS BBBJ CFS. I really wanted a more extensive TS but the water took too long to warm up. Overall great attitude average service and very cute. She has a thin youngish body type with natural small slightly puffy boobs. Nice break from the now standard MMs.

**Walker333** · 09-06-23 09:51

Originally Posted by SoIll89 [View Original Post]

Another great time at l_ux yesterday.

Arrived as they were opening. Mama finally remembered my name.

I drew Pynang (sp?) again. 2 minute warm up massage to TS with great warm up HJ.

Sauna two minutes and then to the room to get started. Terribly 15 minute massage but I knew where we were headed.

Beautiful lateish 30 year old MILF looking type.

Deep throat CBJ. Almost blew my shit, manage to hold on as she got on top and I pounded her from the bottom until I blew my load after a few minutes LOL.

Will be back next month.

Any intel on Youngs in HP? TS? FS? Or legit?

Thanks all.

No TS, No FS, L1 only, and not guaranteed. But YMMV, if they don't know you. Hard to make an appointment because they don't answer texts and, most of the time, phone. And they don't keep your appointment, if someone else walked in. 80 per hour fee. Does NOT wortyit.

**HeadsOfState** · 09-06-23 09:35

Originally Posted by LiquorThnPoker [View Original Post]

So I was on the mood for a blonde, and I read an old post on here (from the clm king himself) that Adele is the girl in the photo (which, right now is a blonde in pigtails with giant fake tits holding a rose that looks TGTBT). So I booked her. And, per usual, definitely not even close to the photo. They must have changed her photo from a real one to a fake one. I really wish they wouldn't do that. Adele is a cute Latin brunette spinner with perky A-cups, great pointy nips, and a nice round ass. There is some baby damage on her stomach (which I don't mind) that she covers up with one-piece lingerie. I would have booked her with excitement on a day when I'm in the mood for a Latin spinner. But when the girl looks nothing like the photos, its always a shock that ruins the mood for me. I'm ranting about this because I know the girls there read this forum. Please stop using fake, completely inaccurate photos. At least get the hair color and the body type right!

I still eventually enjoyed the session. She is a sweetheart. The teasing was good (although the massage was nonexistent, like every other girl there). On the flip, she started L1, didn't offer anything else, so I politely asked if any extras were available. She said full for 200 with a big smile on her face. I eventually learned here that most girls don't openly offer more. You always have to ask them first. I was already hard, so she covered me up and hopped on without any BJ (sorry I can't report on that). We did all the positions. She was very passionate and very responsive to DFK (which I don't think is common at CLM).

I don't regret going. But given how fake this photo was. I'm also wary of trying anyone else who doesn't have an on-location photo.

I think the pics they post there are more accurate. The other pics they have of her on there seem like they fit the description you gave.

**AyoHell** · 09-06-23 08:00

160 HH TS BBBJ CFS. I really wanted a more extensive TS but the water took too long to warm up. Overall great attitude average service and very cute. She has a thin youngish body type with natural small slightly puffy boobs. Nice break from the now standard MMs.

**LiquorThnPoker** · 09-06-23 07:08

So New Hope on Lincoln near Belmont / Ashland has been reviewed a lot on here over the years and is very convenient for me. But I can't seem to get the protocol right. I called ahead to get an appointment, and the mamasan asked me who I wanted to see. When I said "anyone who is available" she hung up the phone. So I just walked in later that day, and things seemed to start off OK. The mamasan offered me the table shower (which I accepted) and lead me into the back. I was excited to see which girl I was going to get, until I realized that the mamasan was keeping me for herself. I could hear the younger girls chatting in the back room (not with clients) but it felt rude asking if I could see who else is available, so I just went along with it and enjoyed the massage part. She offered L1, and I politely declined. When I was in there, another guy came in and they drilled him about who he was there to see. He awkwardly answered with Coco, and they said she is in China, but gave him another girl.

So apparently you need to name-drop here to get in now? (or get stuck with the mamasan?) I had seen Angerla about a year ago. She is hot, and her massage / L1 was great. But she didn't offer FS, so I wanted to roll the dice with someone else. Does anyone know any names of the current lineup, and if anyone does FS?

**LiquorThnPoker** · 09-06-23 06:44

So I was on the mood for a blonde, and I read an old post on here (from the clm king himself) that Adele is the girl in the photo (which, right now is a blonde in pigtails with giant fake tits holding a rose that looks TGTBT). So I booked her. And, per usual, definitely not even close to the photo. They must have changed her photo from a real one to a fake one. I really wish they wouldn't do that. Adele is a cute Latin brunette spinner with perky A-cups, great pointy nips, and a nice round ass. There is some baby damage on her stomach (which I don't mind) that she covers up with one-piece lingerie. I would have booked her with excitement on a day when I'm in the mood for a Latin spinner. But when the girl looks nothing like the photos, its always a shock that ruins the mood for me. I'm ranting about this because I know the girls there read this forum. Please stop using fake, completely inaccurate photos. At least get the hair color and the body type right!

I still eventually enjoyed the session. She is a sweetheart. The teasing was good (although the massage was nonexistent, like every other girl there). On the flip, she started L1, didn't offer anything else, so I politely asked if any extras were available. She said full for 200 with a big smile on her face. I eventually learned here that most girls don't openly offer more. You always have to ask them first. I was already hard, so she covered me up and hopped on without any BJ (sorry I can't report on that). We did all the positions. She was very passionate and very responsive to DFK (which I don't think is common at CLM).

I don't regret going. But given how fake this photo was. I'm also wary of trying anyone else who doesn't have an on-location photo.

**BenBeck** · 09-06-23 05:40

Thanks. She sounds like an Angela I lost track of. Used to work at Seven Star (now defunct).

Anyway, I'm drawing a blank on an 'HCS' on Irving. Searched all over, doesn't ring a bell.

What is HCS?

BB.

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Went to HCS on Irving to visit Angela. She is just a sweetheart of a person with a great body to match. She was s probably up there in the top 10 as far as massage skills go. She will tease the fuck out of you, but I've come to the realization that you ain't getting anything more than L1 from her. I'm okay w / that because her skills, pleasant demeanor & spunk will keep me going back. As my other reviews have noted. If she ain't there it ain't worth going.

70/ hr. 50 / hhr.

Tip -. 6.

Angela - 5'5" , 105 lbs, small A cup, and a killer butt that you can palm w /1 hand. Mid 30's(?) With the energy of a 19 y/o

Treat her right.

**Moejoo** · 09-05-23 22:00

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

Bro, this is my second post, I've been to Sun, harmony, Mt and multiple in the city. I posted about Chicago bodyland, seen many girls from there, Mya, Sandra, Bella Lilly I'm impressed by the women at orange, what's what's the big deal? Plus there pricing at Orange is much cheaper than most other places.

Thanks for all of your contributions to the board.

**JusticeOnce** · 09-05-23 21:15

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Went to HCS on Irving to visit Angela. She is just a sweetheart of a person with a great body to match. She was s probably up there in the top 10 as far as massage skills go. She will tease the fuck out of you, but I've come to the realization that you ain't getting anything more than L1 from her. I'm okay w / that because her skills, pleasant demeanor & spunk will keep me going back. As my other reviews have noted. If she ain't there it ain't worth going.

70/ hr. 50 / hhr.

Tip -. 6.

Angela - 5'5" , 105 lbs, small A cup, and a killer butt that you can palm w /1 hand. Mid 30's(?) With the energy of a 19 y/o

Treat her right.

What's HCS?

Those rates are pretty cheap. May have to try it out.

**Eddinger** · 09-05-23 19:51

That's so cool! Post reviews about the many girls from Sun, Hamrony, Mt and multiple in the city as well as the Chicago bodyland (LOL), Mya, Sandra, Bella Lilly. I and all of us are eager to read them and get some more reviews on the page. Thanks in advance.

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

Bro, this is my second post, I've been to Sun, harmony, Mt and multiple in the city. I posted about Chicago bodyland, seen many girls from there, Mya, Sandra, Bella Lilly I'm impressed by the women at orange, what's what's the big deal? Plus there pricing at Orange is much cheaper than most other places.

**RichL1234** · 09-05-23 18:54

Went to HCS on Irving to visit Angela. She is just a sweetheart of a person with a great body to match. She was s probably up there in the top 10 as far as massage skills go. She will tease the fuck out of you, but I've come to the realization that you ain't getting anything more than L1 from her. I'm okay w / that because her skills, pleasant demeanor & spunk will keep me going back. As my other reviews have noted. If she ain't there it ain't worth going.

70/ hr. 50 / hhr.

Tip -. 6.

Angela - 5'5" , 105 lbs, small A cup, and a killer butt that you can palm w /1 hand. Mid 30's(?) With the energy of a 19 y/o

Treat her right.