Massage Parlor Reports

**Gruglok** · 09-04-23 11:54

Originally Posted by BuzzKill1969 [View Original Post]

Eden on Conway reminded me of a Spa on John Young years ago. I believe the name was Park Ave Spa. Unfortunately there was no Jenny, Alexa, and Paola. The woman I seen was a thick PR woman. The dream went really well. Extremely pricey.

Park Ave was awesome, office setting, taking the elevator up to some Latina pussy, it was fun.

**Gruglok** · 09-04-23 11:51

Sorry, but Semoran Spa is a no go from now on.

They're quoting $260 an hour, obviously I wasn't paying that.

The price hike I can entertain as any business would try to squeeze out every cent they can from their customer base. But if you're charging high dollar fees you better provide high dollar services or product.

The girl I picked on rotation was a short little thing, nice thick soccer player girl legs with a round beautiful ass, and that's what sold me aside from her nice "b" cups. I had to power through though because that nut wasn't just going to happen with my eyes open, as gorgeous as her body was and her attitude was pretty good too, I was stuck staring at the herpes stained across her right breast following the inner curvature from middle of her titty to the bottom. Then after focusing more on her face all of the bumps around her mouth started to stand out much more as she smiled and I was greeting with meth mouth. The bottoms of her teeth look great, but the upper roots are all black and eroded from use, something she conceals by not smiling directly. I got my nut and filled the bag deciding to never come back and risk it again.

**BuzzKill1969** · 09-04-23 11:30

Originally Posted by FrankOb65 [View Original Post]

Although most of the 35-45 yr old ladies still look great, does any have a suggestions on spots that have girls a bit younger? Maybe in their 20's? I'm not even necessarily looking for FS. Any level really. Any info is appreciated.

I just left Semoran Spa. Heard mixed reviews about the spot. When I walked in I was greeted by Lisa. Haven't been to too many spots with everything going on. Seems prices went up a bit. Usually they only accept cash. Today Lisa allowed me to pay with CC. Lisa seems to be late 20's. She's fit standing 5'4 with great C's. She definitely is not a clock watcher. When MM shut down was worried about finding a new spot to visit. This place definitely checks all the boxes and today's experience with Lisa was just as good if not better than MM. MM towards the end would rush you out. Lisa takes her time and you will leave feeling like a million bucks.

**PhotoMan343** · 09-04-23 11:01

Originally Posted by EvilChil [View Original Post]

I got chastised awhile back for joking about fake posts, so trying to be careful.

What's up with Tokyo spa? Just looking at posts I'm unsure what to think.

"Mandarin ducks"? That was in a post. Bad translation?

Just wondering.

Never could get past all the video being done. Glad I didn't partake after reviews. Expensive lack luster service from what I'm reading. To many others.

**FrankOb65** · 09-04-23 09:46

Although most of the 35-45 yr old ladies still look great, does any have a suggestions on spots that have girls a bit younger? Maybe in their 20's? I'm not even necessarily looking for FS. Any level really. Any info is appreciated.

**BuzzKill1969** · 09-04-23 07:43

Originally Posted by Opus1984 [View Original Post]

Thanks for TOFTT. Been wondering what's happening there. Curious what's up with the place across the street and with the newish spa (Eden) on Conway Road.

Wish I seen the review of this place on Bumby. Years ago you could get a great experience. This trip the other day was horrible. Walked in and woman was in mini skirt which I started off my dream really nice but as time went on it got worse and worse. Woman didn't offer anything and expected a tip. Definitely not going back.

Eden on Conway reminded me of a Spa on John Young years ago. I believe the name was Park Ave Spa. Unfortunately there was no Jenny, Alexa, and Paola. The woman I seen was a thick PR woman. The dream went really well. Extremely pricey.

**EvilChil** · 09-03-23 19:08

I got chastised awhile back for joking about fake posts, so trying to be careful.

What's up with Tokyo spa? Just looking at posts I'm unsure what to think.

"Mandarin ducks"? That was in a post. Bad translation?

Just wondering.

**EvilChil** · 09-03-23 19:00

Ok, I've been reading and lurking and wanted to try someplace new.

I haven't been to Gardenia yet, been considering it. But also have seen reviews of OS from before the slowdown.

So, trying OS, I went Saturday, place was empty. There were 2 girls, I picked Coco. She's actually very pretty, small B / Cs light skin. She claims 25 but she's mid 30's.

The $ discussion was more upfront and frank then I would think is normal / safe but whatever. We landed on 1 hr at $$. 4.

We went directly to BBBJ, not great but serviceable. She was displeased at CIM but hey this isn't like a regular date or whatever.

So, then the TS. It was Ok I guess, she was going for the full proctal exam. I prefer more frontside action.

Back to the room, she wants to just get dressed. I want to go CFS. Mind you It's about 30 minutes in. So A little friendly back and forth and I requested, and got. 4 back and just split.

Pretty girl, but I won't repeat.

The location, very busy strip mall, if you like to be in / out without being seen this isn't your place. But. It's also so busy that no one really notices anything. If you do want, or need, to talk to anyone around there it's likely going to be in Spanish.

**Ucf2020** · 09-03-23 17:21

Originally Posted by Opus1984 [View Original Post]

Thanks for TOFTT. Been wondering what's happening there. Curious what's up with the place across the street and with the newish spa (Eden) on Conway Road.

Went in there before and the girl had an attitude. Didn't partake.

**KenAdams3141** · 09-03-23 16:08

I'm not sure if this was posted yet but Mina, formerly of King and NDS is now at Gardenia. She texted me to let me know she was bored, if I wasn't out of town I would be running over there. IMO, Mina is the hottest girl to roam the hallways of our AMPs. If you have or have not seen her before, what are you waiting for?

**XRaySpex** · 09-03-23 12:23

Clif Notes: L1, not great, might repeat if I'm in the area and not feeling a FS experience.

Dropped into this place on a whim a few nights ago around 8 pm. Only seemed to be one gal working. Nothing special, although she was very nice and overly complimentary. She was wearing the ol' covid mask so my hopes weren't high. Asked for hhr because I didn't have a lot of time. Gave the requested. 6 and followed her in. She slapped ass a few times in the room and I returned the favor and everyone was nice and comfy. Unmemorable massage to follow and then the flip. She leaned in and whispered something incoherently in my ear. Had to ask for a few repeats to make sure I wasn't agreeing to some astronomical fee. She pointed at her mouth at one point and I did recognize the words 'how much you pay?' I don't know about you fellas, but I don't answer those kind of questions. I said 'do whatever you want to do, I have enough'. So she started in on the most middle of the road HE of all time. I wasn't feeling it so I went for some UTC roaming action and was greeted with the ultra tight leg clamp. Cool, cool. Hey, remember when you gestured to your mouth a minute ago? Yeah, let's try some of that. She declined. Realized we weren't getting anywhere so I opted for self service just to wrap things up. Asked if I could shower and she obliged with a rushed TS. Would've preferred a stand up solo session to actually get clean but who am I to turn down some more attention? In the middle someone came in the front door and she jumped up like the full SWAT regalia just dropped from the ceiling. She returned a few minutes later and helped me dry off. Back in the room I left another. 60 (usually would've left. 40 but she did put in some effort) and she had the nerve to ask for more. I said 'that's more than enough' and she seemed to agree. Out the door and on the next adventure. Next time, I'll hit the red awning up the street. Need some more options in the Apopka area, y'all.....

**MarkGew** · 09-03-23 11:52

Originally Posted by Turrbo1994 [View Original Post]

This report is a few days old, but I figured I might add mine to the recent reports about this place that have been posted.

Despite the rave reviews that this spot generated for (what seems like) a short period of time earlier this year, my first time in was OK. Just OK.

I drew Angela (that was who she said she was) on my most recent trip in. Nothing in the realm of MM, more expensive, and it provided less in terms of enjoyment.

The location itself is. Strange. The entire experience was not necessarily ruined, but it was odd enough to catch my attention.

Nice spa, but it's next to some sort of religious establishment. Live music was being played next door throughout the entire session, accompanied by children's voices singing some sort of version of Old McDonald Had a Farm but the lyrics were altered to include Jesus for some reason. Organized religion isn't my cup of tea personally, but to each their own. NBD. If only those children knew what was going on just on the other side of that wall. Never ever during my time enjoying "the hobby" have I ever that what I was doing was morally questionable (long time lurker, new member, thanks admins for finally getting back to my emails).

Maybe why'all are more ethical than I am, because I went in to get some relief anyway.

Despite the cacophony next door, I was excited to scratch my AMP itch for the first time since the big shut-down. I have read previous reviews on this establishment and decided I'd give it a go. I mean hell, it's even got it's own thread in the forum. It's got to be good, right?

Armed with the power that is knowledge, I went in with higher expectations.

The session was kind of mechanical, with a little GFE. LFK was allowed, as was DATY (both in room) and the shower was lackluster. After about 10 minutes in the shower she realized she wasn't going to get me to blow with just a BBJ. She kept spitting into a tissue and rinsing her mouth with mouthwash. I showered before I got there, but I always take the TS anyway because I enjoy it. I understand and completely respect being clean, but her adamancy was killing the mood after a bit. It was a little excessive. Basic run through the motions after we returned to the room, CFS in doggy and mish, with a light massage to finish. Admittedly, I almost fell asleep on the table. I think I needed the massage more than the nut. I think I got spoiled at MM. $$+40 for the hour, including tip.

Could it have been spent better elsewhere? Probably, yes.

As previously stated (a lot) Kieko at milk ran a tight ship. She pretty much guaranteed consistency, the girls varied but same script. Seems like everywhere is turning into a coin toss.

**Turrbo1994** · 09-03-23 00:50

This report is a few days old, but I figured I might add mine to the recent reports about this place that have been posted.

Despite the rave reviews that this spot generated for (what seems like) a short period of time earlier this year, my first time in was OK. Just OK.

I drew Angela (that was who she said she was) on my most recent trip in. Nothing in the realm of MM, more expensive, and it provided less in terms of enjoyment.

The location itself is. Strange. The entire experience was not necessarily ruined, but it was odd enough to catch my attention.

Nice spa, but it's next to some sort of religious establishment. Live music was being played next door throughout the entire session, accompanied by children's voices singing some sort of version of Old McDonald Had a Farm but the lyrics were altered to include Jesus for some reason. Organized religion isn't my cup of tea personally, but to each their own. NBD. If only those children knew what was going on just on the other side of that wall. Never ever during my time enjoying "the hobby" have I ever that what I was doing was morally questionable (long time lurker, new member, thanks admins for finally getting back to my emails).

Maybe why'all are more ethical than I am, because I went in to get some relief anyway.

Despite the cacophony next door, I was excited to scratch my AMP itch for the first time since the big shut-down. I have read previous reviews on this establishment and decided I'd give it a go. I mean hell, it's even got it's own thread in the forum. It's got to be good, right?

Armed with the power that is knowledge, I went in with higher expectations.

The session was kind of mechanical, with a little GFE. LFK was allowed, as was DATY (both in room) and the shower was lackluster. After about 10 minutes in the shower she realized she wasn't going to get me to blow with just a BBJ. She kept spitting into a tissue and rinsing her mouth with mouthwash. I showered before I got there, but I always take the TS anyway because I enjoy it. I understand and completely respect being clean, but her adamancy was killing the mood after a bit. It was a little excessive. Basic run through the motions after we returned to the room, CFS in doggy and mish, with a light massage to finish. Admittedly, I almost fell asleep on the table. I think I needed the massage more than the nut. I think I got spoiled at MM. $$+40 for the hour, including tip.

Could it have been spent better elsewhere? Probably, yes.

**Turrbo1994** · 09-03-23 00:18

Originally Posted by Opus1984 [View Original Post]

Thanks for TOFTT. Been wondering what's happening there. Curious what's up with the place across the street and with the newish spa (Eden) on Conway Road.

It seems to me like it just appeared, right after MM closed down. Either that, or I've just never been paying attention while driving down that way.