Massage Parlor Reports

**MarkGew** · 09-03-23 11:52

Originally Posted by Turrbo1994 [View Original Post]

This report is a few days old, but I figured I might add mine to the recent reports about this place that have been posted.

Despite the rave reviews that this spot generated for (what seems like) a short period of time earlier this year, my first time in was OK. Just OK.

I drew Angela (that was who she said she was) on my most recent trip in. Nothing in the realm of MM, more expensive, and it provided less in terms of enjoyment.

The location itself is. Strange. The entire experience was not necessarily ruined, but it was odd enough to catch my attention.

Nice spa, but it's next to some sort of religious establishment. Live music was being played next door throughout the entire session, accompanied by children's voices singing some sort of version of Old McDonald Had a Farm but the lyrics were altered to include Jesus for some reason. Organized religion isn't my cup of tea personally, but to each their own. NBD. If only those children knew what was going on just on the other side of that wall. Never ever during my time enjoying "the hobby" have I ever that what I was doing was morally questionable (long time lurker, new member, thanks admins for finally getting back to my emails).

Maybe why'all are more ethical than I am, because I went in to get some relief anyway.

Despite the cacophony next door, I was excited to scratch my AMP itch for the first time since the big shut-down. I have read previous reviews on this establishment and decided I'd give it a go. I mean hell, it's even got it's own thread in the forum. It's got to be good, right?

Armed with the power that is knowledge, I went in with higher expectations.

The session was kind of mechanical, with a little GFE. LFK was allowed, as was DATY (both in room) and the shower was lackluster. After about 10 minutes in the shower she realized she wasn't going to get me to blow with just a BBJ. She kept spitting into a tissue and rinsing her mouth with mouthwash. I showered before I got there, but I always take the TS anyway because I enjoy it. I understand and completely respect being clean, but her adamancy was killing the mood after a bit. It was a little excessive. Basic run through the motions after we returned to the room, CFS in doggy and mish, with a light massage to finish. Admittedly, I almost fell asleep on the table. I think I needed the massage more than the nut. I think I got spoiled at MM. $$+40 for the hour, including tip.

Could it have been spent better elsewhere? Probably, yes.

As previously stated (a lot) Kieko at milk ran a tight ship. She pretty much guaranteed consistency, the girls varied but same script. Seems like everywhere is turning into a coin toss.

**Turrbo1994** · 09-03-23 00:50

This report is a few days old, but I figured I might add mine to the recent reports about this place that have been posted.

Despite the rave reviews that this spot generated for (what seems like) a short period of time earlier this year, my first time in was OK. Just OK.

I drew Angela (that was who she said she was) on my most recent trip in. Nothing in the realm of MM, more expensive, and it provided less in terms of enjoyment.

The location itself is. Strange. The entire experience was not necessarily ruined, but it was odd enough to catch my attention.

Nice spa, but it's next to some sort of religious establishment. Live music was being played next door throughout the entire session, accompanied by children's voices singing some sort of version of Old McDonald Had a Farm but the lyrics were altered to include Jesus for some reason. Organized religion isn't my cup of tea personally, but to each their own. NBD. If only those children knew what was going on just on the other side of that wall. Never ever during my time enjoying "the hobby" have I ever that what I was doing was morally questionable (long time lurker, new member, thanks admins for finally getting back to my emails).

Maybe why'all are more ethical than I am, because I went in to get some relief anyway.

Despite the cacophony next door, I was excited to scratch my AMP itch for the first time since the big shut-down. I have read previous reviews on this establishment and decided I'd give it a go. I mean hell, it's even got it's own thread in the forum. It's got to be good, right?

Armed with the power that is knowledge, I went in with higher expectations.

The session was kind of mechanical, with a little GFE. LFK was allowed, as was DATY (both in room) and the shower was lackluster. After about 10 minutes in the shower she realized she wasn't going to get me to blow with just a BBJ. She kept spitting into a tissue and rinsing her mouth with mouthwash. I showered before I got there, but I always take the TS anyway because I enjoy it. I understand and completely respect being clean, but her adamancy was killing the mood after a bit. It was a little excessive. Basic run through the motions after we returned to the room, CFS in doggy and mish, with a light massage to finish. Admittedly, I almost fell asleep on the table. I think I needed the massage more than the nut. I think I got spoiled at MM. $$+40 for the hour, including tip.

Could it have been spent better elsewhere? Probably, yes.

**Turrbo1994** · 09-03-23 00:18

Originally Posted by Opus1984 [View Original Post]

Thanks for TOFTT. Been wondering what's happening there. Curious what's up with the place across the street and with the newish spa (Eden) on Conway Road.

It seems to me like it just appeared, right after MM closed down. Either that, or I've just never been paying attention while driving down that way.

**ReadyAlways** · 09-02-23 23:03

Seen the petite Chinese girl with bolt-ons. Weak massage and the rest is not worth mentioning.

**Member #6533** · 09-02-23 20:36

Thanks for TOFTT. Been wondering what's happening there. Curious what's up with the place across the street and with the newish spa (Eden) on Conway Road.

Originally Posted by Texualman [View Original Post]

Hey there fellas been a while since I wrote a report- life gets in the way.

I went to the spa on Bumby between Colonial and 408 (was cherry blossom at some point).

The good: well parking is great in the back.

The rest: its a long list.

Yelled through the wall, but never invited me in, then was pissy that I didn't open the door.

Massage tables had dark red towels (I like red, but at a parlor I expect white so I can see it is clean.

Asked for a hour, she talked me down to 30 min - 30 min was $80 the cost of an hour previously. She said. Inflation.

Asked for a shower before the massage, she was pissed but damn I had worked all day I was doing it for her as much as me.

In the shower I have never had someone move their hands so fast. It was like a race to see how fast she could clean me.

Only washed the front, but not sensual at all.

Shower had a red towel on the rubber / plastic thing. Again is it clean?? Who knows, but it was gross.

Back to the room. Medium massage was god awful, pushing into me, no massage just random elbows and forearms.

Only massaged one leg, and one arm, but at least they were on different sides.

Not a single hint of anything sensual or fun.

This was legit the worst experience I have ever had. The girl was rushing, rude, disinterested, and just an awful time.

Before I am called out, I was not once rude, I did not make any unwelcomed advances as I let the girl lead, I am not ugly nor gross, typically I have had luck at places where others do not.

Hate to give a bad review but honestly feel like you guys need to know. Don't waste your time or money here, it was just a huge disappointment.

Stay safe fellas.

T.

**Dr Willy** · 09-02-23 17:32

Originally Posted by FootyFanatic14 [View Original Post]

If we go by the name he mentioned in his review, it sounds like he saw a former "King-pin" already ...

I guess I shouldn't have tried to be quite so coy. By "King-Pin" I was attempting to imply Mona or Yuki/Monica, as those two always seem to run a fairly tight ship when they were on site at King or NDS.

**Big In Japan** · 09-02-23 17:18

Originally Posted by Ken1992 [View Original Post]

Is it the formal MM Mina or King Mina? I really miss them both.

King Mina.

**LouisPapa** · 09-02-23 15:22

I was greeted by a sexy girl when I went in and gave 80 for the room, then she told me there was a shower on the table, then I paid the tip, followed her to the mandarin ducks, there was quite a bit of teasing from the beginning, vivi Amazing milking started from below. I almost couldn't help but explode on the table. Back in the room, Vivi made me lie down and started working hard with both hands. One grabbing my balls, playing with my asshole, and the other skillfully stroking me. She seems really invested in her work. She leaned her face against my ass, moaning and panting. Touched me very kindly. I touched her ass on the outside of my jeans and she hit full speed. It didn't take long for me to have a lot of bullets all over my body. She was so warm and sensual throughout and I was so relaxed with her massage, I would definitely say she is my new favorite in the field.

**CallMeMatthew** · 09-02-23 11:27

I believe so, but I cannot say 100%.

As always YMMV.

-cmm.

Originally Posted by JAva181 [View Original Post]

Thank you for the info, this shop is like 10 minutes away from me, In your experience do all the women there work the same way she does? Meaning FS and not just a good massage?

**CallMeMatthew** · 09-02-23 11:25

Jiu Jiu is also known as the Red Awning because of the red awning over the front door.

Originally Posted by KramerCostanza [View Original Post]

Is that red awning? Thanks in advance.

**CallMeMatthew** · 09-02-23 11:24

6 hh / . 8 h for house fee (they often encourage hh if they are busy).

1. 4 tip for FS. I usually give 1. 6 for the hour.

Originally Posted by DrBJ [View Original Post]

Haven't been but I'm local to Altamonte. What are the rates?

**Ken1992** · 09-02-23 11:21

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

Mina is sorry about the bad shower experience. The shower issues are known and hopefully will be rectified soon.

Is it the formal MM Mina or King Mina? I really miss them both.

**Big In Japan** · 09-02-23 10:17

Originally Posted by OrlNative [View Original Post]

Someone def over hyped this place. Either that or it's a hit or miss. They were asking for a redic amount for FS so I did cim. She didn't want to go to the shower. It was mediocre and the water kept getting cold. There was no tuma and barely any body massage. We didn't even make it back to the room she did everything there. Again while the water kept getting cold. I got Mina but I would not repeat.

Mina is sorry about the bad shower experience. The shower issues are known and hopefully will be rectified soon.

**FootyFanatic14** · 09-02-23 07:21

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

As others have lamented, the good-ole business model that Keiko (fka Snow) employed at Milk/MC/BO provided remarkable consistency, and at a very high level of service, and is not often replicated. I'm afraid we have become "spoiled" to that consistency and have come to take that for granted.

When Mona or Yuki/Monica, or even one of their trusted proteges, were on-site, NDS and King came closer to Keiko's model than most anyone, but what we seem to now be seeing at Gardenia is apparently reverting to a more loosely run operation whereby each girl is taking the liberty to set their own terms, perhaps even to include pricing at some point. We can only hope that the best of the girls there recognize the value in repeat business when they offer Milk-style service, or as close to it as possible, and that the "others" get equally well labeled in this, and other forums and end up getting sort of black-balled. If former "King-pins" do, indeed, show up at Gardenia perhaps they can influence how all that goes for the benefit of everyone.

If we go by the name he mentioned in his review, it sounds like he saw a former "King-pin" already. Hopefully or was just a bad day or something because she is normally a great time.

**Texualman** · 09-02-23 06:46

Hey there fellas been a while since I wrote a report- life gets in the way.

I went to the spa on Bumby between Colonial and 408 (was cherry blossom at some point).

The good: well parking is great in the back.

The rest: its a long list.

Yelled through the wall, but never invited me in, then was pissy that I didn't open the door.

Massage tables had dark red towels (I like red, but at a parlor I expect white so I can see it is clean.

Asked for a hour, she talked me down to 30 min - 30 min was $80 the cost of an hour previously. She said. Inflation.

Asked for a shower before the massage, she was pissed but damn I had worked all day I was doing it for her as much as me.

In the shower I have never had someone move their hands so fast. It was like a race to see how fast she could clean me.

Only washed the front, but not sensual at all.

Shower had a red towel on the rubber / plastic thing. Again is it clean?? Who knows, but it was gross.

Back to the room. Medium massage was god awful, pushing into me, no massage just random elbows and forearms.

Only massaged one leg, and one arm, but at least they were on different sides.

Not a single hint of anything sensual or fun.

This was legit the worst experience I have ever had. The girl was rushing, rude, disinterested, and just an awful time.

Before I am called out, I was not once rude, I did not make any unwelcomed advances as I let the girl lead, I am not ugly nor gross, typically I have had luck at places where others do not.

Hate to give a bad review but honestly feel like you guys need to know. Don't waste your time or money here, it was just a huge disappointment.

Stay safe fellas.

T.