Escort Reports

**CuteProf** · 08-30-23 16:01

After seeing the review she reached out in a screed of several texts including gaslighting, accusations of being drugged, telling me she has people that follow the guys home, and threats of going to employers.

I think my favorite line was this one.

"you like everyone else just wanted to fuck and got pissed off because you had to leave before you had sex. " Does she understand what her job is? There were other things along those lines.

Anyways seriously watch out because she will rob you.

Here is her ad for those who don't know.

https://callescort.org/813-369-2607

**Pirate6969** · 08-30-23 13:15

Originally Posted by RookieMonger [View Original Post]

Bro.

C'Mon. Tell me this is a joke and you didn't put Jr in that??

That is really awful.

**TampaOob** · 08-30-23 11:41

Its become a hobby for me to see if she will ever come through. I saw her once like a year ago and never got her since as she is the flakiest person ever. I will message her from different numbers, offering lots of money, she's on her way, then some excuse, and eventually just disappears, message about it next day she apoligizes, will make it up to me etc. Seriously I've seen her flake on 3 different numbers at the same time, tellign them all she is available and on her way.

One time I went to her, she gave me the room number, I could hear her in there, she never responded to textxs, calls or knocking, too bad she could make a killing.

Originally Posted by CuteProf [View Original Post]

Just saw her last night. I thought the gods were smiling up on me actually getting to see her. Got in the room and she was chatty as usual. She gabbed for a while had some candy. Then things started. She pushed my head down to eat her out and I get her off. Then she says she has a headache. She puts her panties back on and asks for the money. I say we atrd going to finish playing right? She agreed and I (stupidly) hand her the money. She is sleepy and this point and has been texting someone. Then she wanders over the the bathroom and instead leavies the room taking the money. Shortly thereafter her handler comes in telling me it's time to leave.

**WhosThirsty** · 08-30-23 10:38

Originally Posted by JosefK [View Original Post]

Look who's back (for a limited time she claims) Jessica Dime.

Looking quite large, although the twerking video looks good.

**Hngblkm** · 08-30-23 09:23

Originally Posted by JosefK [View Original Post]

Look who's back (for a limited time she claims) Jessica Dime.

Subscribers low on owlee fanns? She put on some poundage.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/151620537

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...fc3cbea2eba311

**TTY954** · 08-30-23 08:14

Hoping all you fellow hobbyists, on both sides of the game, are high and dry today. I was going to take advantage of the day off to monger, but flooded streets will probably thwart that effort.

**TeamCommando** · 08-30-23 07:18

Originally Posted by CuteProf [View Original Post]

Just saw her last night. I thought the gods were smiling up on me actually getting to see her. Got in the room and she was chatty as usual. She gabbed for a while had some candy. Then things started. She pushed my head down to eat her out and I get her off. Then she says she has a headache. She puts her panties back on and asks for the money. I say we atrd going to finish playing right? She agreed and I (stupidly) hand her the money. She is sleepy and this point and has been texting someone. Then she wanders over the the bathroom and instead leavies the room taking the money. Shortly thereafter her handler comes in telling me it's time to leave.

Well, at least you got her off and she got high on your dime. So you should be good from her perspective, right? LOL Michelle is a known YMMV, ripoff girl. Talks a good game. Seldom delivers. She's had a a very few good reviews. Most reviews are negative. Guys keep showing up, though, so she is still killing it.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/151777866

**RookieMonger** · 08-29-23 22:23

Originally Posted by Rub101 [View Original Post]

https://escortbabylon.net/comments_l...a37cf16adc539c

I saw this one because I didn't want to drive far and was a little bored with my regulars. She is in Wimauma and the incall wasn't that great. I came for qv which she didn't want to do because she says she doesn't usually do them. She isn't a big girl but, her boobs are. One of her boobs were bitten by ants and there were spots that got bigger from an allergic reaction to the ants, I was told. So no sucking tits that day. The BBBJ was just okay to me. I ended up staying longer when she said the hh would be 100. The uncovered doggy I did enjoy, and was the highlight of the visit! She has a odd- looking ass that I was interested in getting into. I could see her again but not at her shack in the back, which was on a large piece of property. So probably is a one and done.

Bro.

C'Mon. Tell me this is a joke and you didn't put Jr in that??

**FeedEmNutz** · 08-29-23 21:09

Originally Posted by JosefK [View Original Post]

Look who's back (for a limited time she claims) Jessica Dime.

Heard she blew up like a balloon. No gut shots is usually a sign. She does suck some of the best dick imaginable tho.

**JosefK** · 08-29-23 20:32

Look who's back (for a limited time she claims) Jessica Dime.

**FeedEmNutz** · 08-29-23 20:12

Originally Posted by GirthWorm [View Original Post]

Yep, I think our back and forth is valuable because it truly is up to the individual. Obviously just being private residence doesn't automatically qualify a girl anymore than just requiring a deposit shouldn't automatically disqualify a girl. There are some creepy situations at girls homes where a bunch of sketchy people are around. But people are also good on these sites to tell what that was like at their visit so you can make an informed decision. I get your paranoia actually. I am definitely reconsidering what I am willing to do now compared to before. But I mean these days? Sticking to known quantity regulars is better than the roulette wheel you get "trying something different". At least it is these days. Good stuff.

Yea man good talk. I'm 100 with sticking to a routine you know and this forum certainly adds to the know. The knowledge thrown out here from people who've been there and done it is invaluable. Monger on fella. Be safe.

**Girth Worm** · 08-29-23 14:21

Originally Posted by FeedEmNutz [View Original Post]

I hit send accidentally in the middle of my last post sorry. I was saying that most of these ladies have habits and associates I want zero to do with outside of the few minutes we spend together. Their idea of a safe environment isn't the same as mine (candy, felons, boy "friend" but he's cool, random chics and dudes walking around that "they don't know" but when I showed up early I saw that person walking out of your room). I'm just throwing out there that financial ties and bio info, even if vetted by a third party, in association with these girls is something to consider. I understand these girls want a way to vet for safety and some surety. For me. Nah I'm moving on. Some would say paranoia (so be it), but I'd rather go jack off then 1 time in 100 my spidey sense was right and I ultimately let junior make a decision that resulted in me getting caught up. So many dudes get caught up in a girls looks and forget that the same bullshit that lead a less appealing SW or LC girl to hop and slop is 99% of the time the same shit the lead a more attractive girl like Kim down that same path. She associates (or did) with the same clowns in the same piece of shit hotels that all these other chics do and to assume because she's cute and has an apartment now that she is safer bet is a reach too far for me personally. Kim is used an example here simply because the discussion started with her, but in a general sense the same rules apply for me. She's fantastic. And does have a beautifully interesting voice..

Yep, I think our back and forth is valuable because it truly is up to the individual. Obviously just being private residence doesn't automatically qualify a girl anymore than just requiring a deposit shouldn't automatically disqualify a girl. There are some creepy situations at girls homes where a bunch of sketchy people are around. But people are also good on these sites to tell what that was like at their visit so you can make an informed decision. I get your paranoia actually. I am definitely reconsidering what I am willing to do now compared to before. But I mean these days? Sticking to known quantity regulars is better than the roulette wheel you get "trying something different". At least it is these days. Good stuff.

**FloridaAssman** · 08-29-23 14:02

Originally Posted by Ejent [View Original Post]

I always appreciate the hustle. I'll miss the tiny Genesis, fit Kims and little Emilys as they climb the ranks and figure out their business model. Always a new bus coming by every ten minutes though. I like them when they're newer. I always find that when the good ones trust you, they like to test their limits to see if some of the upcharges are worth it for them. I have gone to the islands and been able to play PSE free of charge many times to help them make sure they're capable of following through on those requests for others.

You can't get mad when a girl figures out her model and what the market will bear. A seasoned monger can take pride that he saw these girls before they got expensive and call it a win. I won with Stoya and with fit Kim. I missed my shot with Jade Jayden. That's the beauty of this forum. We can share a true gem when one of us is lucky enough to make a discovery.

**CuteProf** · 08-29-23 08:57

Just saw her last night. I thought the gods were smiling up on me actually getting to see her. Got in the room and she was chatty as usual. She gabbed for a while had some candy. Then things started. She pushed my head down to eat her out and I get her off. Then she says she has a headache. She puts her panties back on and asks for the money. I say we atrd going to finish playing right? She agreed and I (stupidly) hand her the money. She is sleepy and this point and has been texting someone. Then she wanders over the the bathroom and instead leavies the room taking the money. Shortly thereafter her handler comes in telling me it's time to leave.

**FeedEmNutz** · 08-29-23 08:41

Originally Posted by GirthWorm [View Original Post]

I just want to know how with all of these reports on Kimberly not one mentioned that she talks like Fran Drescher? LOL Check out her Instagram or X. It's not exact, but it sounds close and I can't unhear it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cuxd1gcJnad/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CuuxIShJMG4/

In all seriousness though, the whole thing is illegal. The whole thing involves risk. If the risk is too much. Don't do it. They are earning a living. We are trying to get some strange. And Kimberly has guys coming to her actual residence? But shouldn't screen? Shouldn't ask for a deposit? I would probably be willing to pay for her simply for the private residence benefit. I think UTR and private residence are going to quickly become the norm in the near future. Both sides are flexing their "values" on everyone. To me there is no way the tit for tat bs doesn't spill over into our literally pervy corner of the world. They already started on the AMPs and these round ups. AMPs and hotels seem way riskier now. Didn't they say the hotels are required to cooperate or something? Shops could be next which sucks because like Journey and Oasis (I think the other one is) are pretty strong. I had Maura there and I have read a stream of good reports from them. But it IS in a shopping center. Only a matter of time. Surprisingly Strip Clubs seem safer than hotel escorts, AMPs, shops and SWs these days which is nuts to me. But I better stop or I'll jinx it.

I hit send accidentally in the middle of my last post sorry. I was saying that most of these ladies have habits and associates I want zero to do with outside of the few minutes we spend together. Their idea of a safe environment isn't the same as mine (candy, felons, boy "friend" but he's cool, random chics and dudes walking around that "they don't know" but when I showed up early I saw that person walking out of your room). I'm just throwing out there that financial ties and bio info, even if vetted by a third party, in association with these girls is something to consider. I understand these girls want a way to vet for safety and some surety. For me. Nah I'm moving on. Some would say paranoia (so be it), but I'd rather go jack off then 1 time in 100 my spidey sense was right and I ultimately let junior make a decision that resulted in me getting caught up. So many dudes get caught up in a girls looks and forget that the same bullshit that lead a less appealing SW or LC girl to hop and slop is 99% of the time the same shit the lead a more attractive girl like Kim down that same path. She associates (or did) with the same clowns in the same piece of shit hotels that all these other chics do and to assume because she's cute and has an apartment now that she is safer bet is a reach too far for me personally. Kim is used an example here simply because the discussion started with her, but in a general sense the same rules apply for me. She's fantastic. And does have a beautifully interesting voice.

I aint judging these girls or their lives. We all do what we want or have to. Monger on.