Massage Parlor Reports

[JMirage]

What was the damage?

60 for the hr, tipped 60, but again, she didn't even look or count it.

[YungCheese]

Weirdly I am only into skinny flat-chest 50-60 mature Asians only.

Not into FS but more DATY and BBBJ. Any recommendations around North Seattle?

We all have our kinks brotha LOL but for North Seattle, pretty much any parlor offers HE. I've been making my rounds and don't remember them by name. None have impressed me enough to come back but it was good enough to get the job done. I'm going to start branching out and trying independent providers. I feel like the FS / HE parlors are no longer worth it.

[JonLaw]

What was the damage?

Saw Eva, started out with a good complete massage. Ended with her pulling her skirt and shirt up to lay on top of me to grind until I was up. Gave a few kisses, hopped off, stroked til completion with her tits out and ass exposed. After cleaning me up, a few more kisses.

Got the full time, she's mid 30's? Great body, B tits, good nips, decent face. She speaks pretty good english, and didn't even check the tip. Got my full hour. Got her number and will repeat!

[JMirage]

Saw Eva, started out with a good complete massage. Ended with her pulling her skirt and shirt up to lay on top of me to grind until I was up. Gave a few kisses, hopped off, stroked til completion with her tits out and ass exposed. After cleaning me up, a few more kisses.

Got the full time, she's mid 30's? Great body, B tits, good nips, decent face. She speaks pretty good english, and didn't even check the tip. Got my full hour. Got her number and will repeat!

[Jy2019]

https://www.usahuarenjie.com/city/Se...-id-92649.html

One of the translations says (yellow, do not disturb) so extras will be a no on this one. However, some providers break this rule and eventually, they don't last long unless all parties involved are skillfully discreet.

[Anhtai]

Had a year long "relationship" with a HE only shop here in Everett. Full on BBFSCIP, no pay type thing. On my days off from work she'd open up shop way late after closing. She always refused payment after the fact but I felt like she was playing the long game. I'm 31 yrs old and she's in her mid 50's, petite body, tight kitty beautiful natural puppies. We banged twice a week for almost a full year. Never slept over, but she was always wanting me to stay the night. Had to call it quits after she started asking me to run errands for her and wanting to take trips. I felt bad, but there was no way I'd be able to do that. Has anyone had an experience like this? Little head is starting to take over and I'm close to texting her right now. Been a year since I've gotten into BBFS.

Weirdly I am only into skinny flat-chest 50-60 mature Asians only.

Not into FS but more DATY and BBBJ. Any recommendations around North Seattle?

[Nameless Drone]

Worth a very discreet and careful try.

Granny, totally legit down to logo wear.

[Nameless Drone]

https://www.usahuarenjie.com/city/Se...-id-92649.html

This is brilliant, thank you. Worth a very discreet and careful try for sure.

My technique on this is generally to play it completely straight. Pay for the massage plus maybe $20, get under the covers on the bed. Then I leave a pretty significant stack of 20's (or a hundy) in plain sight on my clothes as an invitation. That invitation either gets ignored, or the lady asks "Is that for me?" to which the response is "It could be..."

[Nameless Drone]

Okay, as I said in an earlier post I tried earlier to go to Revive on Madison.

My experience today was nice, but not that young, shy chick experience. MILF-type, slender with nice curves wearing a little black lacy dress. I handed her $$ and she immediately offered up boom-boom, BJ, and handy. I selected the BJ. Massage was from the bars, pretty damn hard, then some additional work with no teasing at all. Got right to a CBJ on the flip with no sensuality at all. Nice place, nice lady. Not sure I'd go back.

[ZoooBus]

Thanks for the intel; I figured when I saw their ads on Craigslist that something might be available. Now I kinda wonder if this other legit place that advertised at the same time might have some possibilities: http://soulmassageeverett.com/.

I fucking love a younger chick that's new to giving handys. Just found one recently; took 2 visits but she gave in. Happy to share via PM to folks that appear to be experienced.

I cannot say for sure, but there are signs that it is not legit. I have not seen any ads for the place at all. Considering the neighborhood they might be trying to maintain a low profile. But using one trick of mine I found a site that raises the flags that tell me more than a simple message may be offered. I Google searched the phone number. It is is listed in any ads that search will find a place. That place did not show up but one did in Chinese. I clicked on it and used Google translate. They are claiming an income of $7,500 a month. I do not think that the average straight massage worker is making $90,000 a year:

https://www.usahuarenjie.com/city/Se...-id-92649.html

[Nameless Drone]

HE was fun and a bit amateurish but what else does one expect from a girl that looks like she may have just started in the business.

Thanks for the intel; I figured when I saw their ads on Craigslist that something might be available. Now I kinda wonder if this other legit place that advertised at the same time might have some possibilities: http://soulmassageeverett.com/.

I fucking love a younger chick that's new to giving handys. Just found one recently; took 2 visits but she gave in. Happy to share via PM to folks that appear to be experienced.

[ZoooBus]

Okay, as I said in an earlier post I tried earlier to go to Revive on Madison. I was met inside by a cute young thing and told to come back in an hour. I was too busy that day to come back, but today I was free. As I walked towards the door I noticed a younger man (heck I must be old) walking towards his car with the ubiquitous bottle of water. So I was pretty sure that there would be a girl available. After I got in a different cute young thing than from the first day met me. I paid for an hour and she took me to a room. She asked if I knew that was just for the hour and I said "Yes, not my first time".

So I get undressed cover butt with towel and wait. I was a bit disappointed when the girl that came in was yet another girl. But dang if she was not a little hottie too. I have seen three girls from this place all attractive. All definitely under 35. My first time I take it slow and let the girl make the first move. Especially if there is any possibility of a doubt. She started a really crappy massage that only worked down one side of my body before she asked if I wanted something more and gave the universal HJ sign. I agree and said. 6 for a tip. No problem. HE was fun and a bit amateurish but what else does one expect from a girl that looks like she may have just started in the business. But it was a lot of fun and she had very nice breasts and that were easily accessible.

The only downer was that I was seriously shorted on time. And I asked and if she would do more next time, but I did not want to ruin the mood by haggling on a possible return. So I have no idea on how much.

Definitely worth another shot. This may be just a temporary unicorn. They just opened so they may have wanted to start with fresh new talent. Enjoy while it lasts.

[YungCheese]

I mean, how does that even happen? .

Well when I was seeing her, I'd always show up an hour before closing. The 1st 3 sessions were happy endings only. The 4th ended up hotter than usual since I was always using my mouth to play with her boobs, I guess she got hot and bothered so 15 min to close she closes up shop locks the door and it went from there. I was scared at first thinking I might've caught something but tests came back clear. She literally hasn't been with a man in years, so she says, but she feels like it. Still tight and has a tiny tummy but still has the spinner body. She works alone and lives at the shop so I guess that helps make it easier for something like this to happen. I'm new to the monger game, but I can tell something like this is rare.

[YungCheese]

The closest I had was with a stripper that I dated a few times. And that was not even sexual. We went out a couple times just for coffee. I think we were both testing the waters carefully. She already had two or three kids from two or three fathers and I had the feeling that she was looking for baby daddy number three. I just quit seeing her then. A half year to a year later I saw here at the club and saw that I was right. She was knocked up. I still got a dance from her, and this was from my good boy days where I would just get grindy dances. I had learned the magic of loose shorts since then. She reached up and said "I have no idea". Jumped on and then almost immediately jumped off and said that she does not usually do that. And back then not nearly as many girls did. Now it is open prostitution at the strip clubs. Back then there were those that did not cross the line.

Don't listen to the little head. I was glad that I didn't. She might not be able to get preggo but if you have a serious relationship she could easily ruin that.

By the way, what establishment and who? If you do not mind telling. If you don't, that is your business too. I won't fault you either way.

I personally wouldn't mind sharing her name and location, but she asked me not to when we first started out since the place was strictly HE only. But she lives in the parlor, works alone as well. Has a bathroom, shower, and everything. She's sweet and caring but I know itll never work out. God damn though I'm trying my best not to go back LOL.

[SeeksCuriously]

The closest I had was with a stripper that I dated a few times. And that was not even sexual. We went out a couple times just for coffee. I think we were both testing the waters carefully. She already had two or three kids from two or three fathers and I had the feeling that she was looking for baby daddy number three. I just quit seeing her then. A half year to a year later I saw here at the club and saw that I was right. She was knocked up. I still got a dance from her, and this was from my good boy days where I would just get grindy dances. I had learned the magic of loose shorts since then. She reached up and said "I have no idea". Jumped on and then almost immediately jumped off and said that she does not usually do that. And back then not nearly as many girls did. Now it is open prostitution at the strip clubs. Back then there were those that did not cross the line.

Don't listen to the little head. I was glad that I didn't. She might not be able to get preggo but if you have a serious relationship she could easily ruin that.

By the way, what establishment and who? If you do not mind telling. If you don't, that is your business too. I won't fault you either way.

When I was much younger, long time ago.

Dated a couple strippers, lived with a couple of them.

Not recommended. But damn it was also fun!