Massage Parlor Reports

[Poppers113]

OD Judy is older probably around 55 and not the best looking but gives a phenomenal BBBJCIM. Just dim the lights, close your eyes and let her go to work.

I just relax and let her do the work. Service nothing to complain.

[Jayp80]

Oldest massage "girl" I was ever given was at the old named Pine Tree Spa in Willowbrook. She was definitely 60+ years old. I'm sure she had tons of guys walk out on her because as soon as she walked into the room (and likely seeing the disappointment on my face) she went into sell mode. She gave me a very close hug making sure to press against my dick and then she turned around and rubbed her butt on my dick while saying she will give me good time. Never had a break in protocol so early LOL. But I got my stuff and walked out.

Could I have gotten a HJ or BJ or more from her and been happy? Probably. But at some point it's also a service and I'm happy I drew the line knowing I can pay the same amount for a girl 20+ years younger.

I like the massage aspect of the spas but good lord do most of them have no shame trotting out old women. Supply and demand I guess.

I think it's very hard for people to guess ages outside of their own race especially if you're not around that race a lot. Almost every MP bust I've seen in the news paper at least one girl is in their 50's or 60's. I've seen reports on here of girls in their 20's maybe early 30's and I get there and the girl is clearly 40+. I'm not asian but I have a lot of asian friends so I have a reference point of female friends, wives of male friends and even moms of friends.

[LB1001]

Guys. I am traveling from Boston to Chicago area and will be staying in Vernon Hills. Can anyone recommend a massage place in the area at all worth checking out? Thanks in advance.

LB.

[LittleVegas]

Is there an attractiveness level where below that it's simply preferable to watch porn and put the money you would have otherwise given her into a "hot young escort" savings account?

Oldest massage "girl" I was ever given was at the old named Pine Tree Spa in Willowbrook. She was definitely 60+ years old. I'm sure she had tons of guys walk out on her because as soon as she walked into the room (and likely seeing the disappointment on my face) she went into sell mode. She gave me a very close hug making sure to press against my dick and then she turned around and rubbed her butt on my dick while saying she will give me good time. Never had a break in protocol so early LOL. But I got my stuff and walked out.

Could I have gotten a HJ or BJ or more from her and been happy? Probably. But at some point it's also a service and I'm happy I drew the line knowing I can pay the same amount for a girl 20+ years younger.

I like the massage aspect of the spas but good lord do most of them have no shame trotting out old women. Supply and demand I guess.

[Jinurso]

Is there an attractiveness level where below that it's simply preferable to watch porn and put the money you would have otherwise given her into a "hot young escort" savings account?

OD Judy is older probably around 55 and not the best looking but gives a phenomenal BBBJCIM. Just dim the lights, close your eyes and let her go to work.

Seeing her in the lobby with the lights on I'd say the over / under is 65 and I'd bet the over.

[BallsMcgeeSr]

Any younger / attractive girls at T Pro? Been a while since I've been and last time I got a granny.

Hey, now grannies need loving too.

[BallsMcgeeSr]

You can find her ad on Slixa. Beware of Eros ad (imposter).

She's visiting till the EOM and then off to Japan forevermore. Highly recommend seeing her before she's gone, especially if you like Japanese. Has a great personality to match and speaks English comfortably. Cute face (pics are real, looks better in person), nice tots, wonderful sloppy dome 9/10, no rush. BBFS available.

Thank me later.

[IMissCutler]

OD Judy is older probably around 55 and not the best looking but gives a phenomenal BBBJCIM. Just dim the lights, close your eyes and let her go to work.

Seeing her in the lobby with the lights on I'd say the over / under is 65 and I'd bet the over.

[Chris873]

I'm seeing reports of "Judy" at both OD and Tokyo. Are both recommended? Sounds like the OD Judy is older?

OD Judy is older probably around 55 and not the best looking but gives a phenomenal BBBJCIM. Just dim the lights, close your eyes and let her go to work.

[Flipper12]

I'm seeing reports of "Judy" at both OD and Tokyo. Are both recommended? Sounds like the OD Judy is older?

[ThrilHouse]

Aggghhh sounds like she might be part of the expensive clique. The sad part is if they were more reasonably priced for extras they would get more repeat business.

Decided to try someone new at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com and was intrigued by Amida. She's Asian but her photos show a very thick latina body so I wasn't sure if they were real photos.

The good news. They are very real photos. They are recent and she showed me the unblurred photos.

The bad news. I wouldn't say they are inaccurate photos. They're accurate, she really is an Asian girl with a latina body. But notice she only shows certain angles to hide a bit of a gut. It's not too much of a distraction because the rest of her body is perfectly thick. But something to be aware of.

Her face is cute, a little chubby. She's American, so native level English. I'd say about 30 or so.

She gives a surprisingly good massage. IIRC, she's actually professionally trained, so if you want to get a real massage, she's one of maybe two girls at CLM who can deliver.

If you want a real massage and L1 with a youngish Asian girl built like a Brickhouse, she's CLM's best. I prefer doing it on a bed to a massage table, so I'd rather see her than going to an AMP.

Until you start talking extras.

[ThrilHouse]

It has been said my many seasoned mongers that don't frequent these high volume places but have tried them that VIP is a scam and ripoff. Hard lesson learned and thanks for the report.

I have to agree at a certain price point it is a deal but more of a release. For the higher amounts better can be had.

[CrazyShady]

So has anybody tried that new earth spa that red laturen is pushing on?

[Fit312]

It has been said my many seasoned mongers that don't frequent these high volume places but have tried them that VIP is a scam and ripoff. Hard lesson learned and thanks for the report.

I got BBBJ / CFS from Wen-Wen aka Wendy at Tokyo for $140 all in. A bit of a rush job, but I don't think that the experience would have been that much better if I had spent $160 extra for the VIP service.

[SexWithJesus69]

Hey guys,

For those of you who have gone to paradise before, would you describe what Amy looks like? I went there today and was greeted by a short darker skinned Chinese woman in white jean shorts. She had a loose shirt on so couldn't tell if she was packing under it. Some people have said that when they ask the provider they name all the girls Amy so just wanted to make sure that that's the Amy that everyone has raved about. Appreciate the feedback guys. Good luck mongering.