Massage Parlor Reports

[SkysBaked1]

I'm coming down to cinci for a few nights and was wondering what AMP's are worth checking out.

If anyone would like to know of some Columbus spots inbox me, thank you stay safe.

[RubMania19]

Couldn't agree more. HHR here is really a QV. In fact, a full hour here is usually "let's rush you out" out in 40 minutes.

I think you're referencing the new girl Nancy. Cute but I don't think 40 + 160 for HHR is Fair. 60 + 160 for an hour is more fair, and in the high side.

Haven't posted in awhile I really enjoy the hunt more than anything these days so most places I try to see what can be had for no more than standard rates. With that being said I think everyone is over paying 40+160 for what turns out to be a qv or hhr is more than most escorts. SO I Stop by to see what the hype was about although I have to been here before years ago. Place looks the same got greeted and shown the room not much English from this one she said hhr with a smile I gave her the 40 got undressed she returned quickly. I laid face up and said I want everything she started with these (to me) high numbers I said I'm only willing to do 100 more. She motioned I could only receive CBJ I sound no thanks. Long story less long 40+100 is more than far for hhr qv. Big tattoo across her stomach is all I really remember she seem to enjoy herself than I did really probably won't visit again because like I said I enjoy the hunt and not knowing more than anything.

[Skeeter34]

What was the damage?

$40 House. $30 tip.

[Look Big]

Haven't posted in awhile I really enjoy the hunt more than anything these days so most places I try to see what can be had for no more than standard rates. With that being said I think everyone is over paying 40+160 for what turns out to be a qv or hhr is more than most escorts. SO I Stop by to see what the hype was about although I have to been here before years ago. Place looks the same got greeted and shown the room not much English from this one she said hhr with a smile I gave her the 40 got undressed she returned quickly. I laid face up and said I want everything she started with these (to me) high numbers I said I'm only willing to do 100 more. She motioned I could only receive CBJ I sound no thanks. Long story less long 40+100 is more than far for hhr qv. Big tattoo across her stomach is all I really remember she seem to enjoy herself than I did really probably won't visit again because like I said I enjoy the hunt and not knowing more than anything.

[Doingitmyway]

Stopped by Moon a few days ago, around 8:30 pm. Met Emma (Standard massage and HE, but that's all I was really looking for. She lifted her top and responded well to nipple sucking. Nice finish. I had 2 drinks before I got there so she had to work for it. She's a nice lady.

What was the damage?

[Craise]

I saw Abby at Sakura recently. The massage is exceptional. One of the best I've ever gotten. I'd see her even if that was all there was. She's also pretty, not old, and friendly. 10/10 - nothing to complain about.

[Icfts]

What they advertise you will get for what they charge. Is what you get. The only variation in that is whether or not the massage is given topless (always) or fully nude. There are no extras to be had. Therefore, while a tip is always appreciated, it is not required since you got what you paid, and they advertised, for. I have never tipped, and Rachelle does not expect a tip. BTW, for us mongers who continue to see them. Can we unite and request they change their end game service? Is it not reasonable to be wiped down with a warm moist towel like at any AMP rather than be thrown a few paper towels to wipe ourselves down? Is that unreasonable? We should request that Cherry and Company change this rather cold ending to a wonderful experience..

Agreed. Those would be better than the paper towels or even worse the ice cold baby wipes.

[NyteHawk]

Not asking yall to be too specific, but how much should I expect the damage to be total, including the price listed in the ad?

What they advertise you will get for what they charge. Is what you get. The only variation in that is whether or not the massage is given topless (always) or fully nude. There are no extras to be had. Therefore, while a tip is always appreciated, it is not required since you got what you paid, and they advertised, for. I have never tipped, and Rachelle does not expect a tip. BTW, for us mongers who continue to see them. Can we unite and request they change their end game service? Is it not reasonable to be wiped down with a warm moist towel like at any AMP rather than be thrown a few paper towels to wipe ourselves down? Is that unreasonable? We should request that Cherry and Company change this rather cold ending to a wonderful experience.

Nytehawk.

[RedDog980]

I don't know why but I was thinking about Scarlett the other day and how I enjoyed our talks even though they were different, but she was fun to me. Man I wish I could see her in these garters or her tits one last time! I thought about reaching out to her but I didn't want to mess with new life.

I miss her a ton. I have yet to find someone that is as good at what she did as she was or as nice and plesent.

[RufusFirefly]

Not asking yall to be too specific, but how much should I expect the damage to be total, including the price listed in the ad?

I will usually tip 20 more for hour versus 30 minute massage. No HE on a 30 min massage so 40 for hour.

Normal HE would be 40 and 60. FS in Indy is usually between 120 to 160 no matter the length of massage.

I have tipped 100 when I get an MT I like that I believe will provide more. They remember and it has worked.

[ClearGuy]

With Divine Rachel back and having the opportunity in getting to see her, figured I'd try to describe my experiences in the massage scene. If you want to see my report on Rachel herself, just check it my post in the escort section but I'll still add a bit about her below. I basically rotate between 5 locations / providers (though one of them has fallen out of my rotation). Anyways as always, YMMV.

Divine Rachel: Super personable like a long lost friend who's also freaky as hell. Everything is covered, and while I prefer BBBJ, this isn't an issue for me particularly. Good teaser. I usually have a bit of healthy paranoia in this hobby and my recent experience with her was relaxing while also being very fun. Rather not drive to KY if I can avoid it, but the journey is well worth it. 10/10.

Lillith: Lillith is also a very sexual person, but she seems more about treating this like a business (not by a lot, but it's noticeable). BBBJ and 4 hand are available (have not partaken in the 4 hand) but anything FS is off the table which makes her sessions more cost effective. If you're looking to have a good ass orgasm with a lot of teasing, I'd highly recommend. A little heavy handed with the oil but still provides towels for cleanup. Also in KY so it's a little difficult for me to repeat as often as I'd like. 9. 5/10.

Sakura: This is the place I don't come to anymore because everyone in their mom comes here but still had good times here. I haven't been to see the recent talent that everyone raves about (all I used to see was posts about Mimi). Paranoia is telling me that Sakura is getting a little *too* popular in an area that literally has 0 other FS AMPs that I'm aware of. If you're in a pinch and need a hole that's cheap and easily available without much setup, Sakura isn't a bad option. 8/10.

Eswin: Nothing more than a HE finish, but I've been coming here so often that a provider there (idk her name but it's not Danny Devito / Cherry) just knows how to get me off. Actually made me finish before the flip once on my stomach and it was great. 7. 5/10.

D&P: Again, never bothered to ask the providers name, but there's this lady there (not cherry again nor the older lady who works there) that just works me so well. She goes at the pace that's perfect for me and a good amount of teasing. 7/10.

Goose: Not going to score this one because I've only ever been once. It's my understanding that BJ is available here, but only got a HE. Fortunately the time I went, there wasn't a male porn star in the next room emptying his nuts like he just finished a scene. The report about the police inquiry gives me pause about returning, especially if the people there feel the need to broadcast their orgasm to the world.

[MarblesKyle]

MK, you are hilarious. LMFAO. The "Fort" with blankets and broomsticks, and " Mr Ed getting electrocuted. " I actually laughed out loud.

Yeah I think I've heard that guy or someone similar at another parlor. I remember back when Hong Kong massage on Wooster Pike was around, I was in a room getting an HE, and the guy in the room next to me was moaning away like crazy. The lady who was doing me stepped out and asked the guy to settle down.

LOL there should be classes on AMP etiquette. I'm still laughing at "The Fort. " LMFAO.

For people who care to read them, there's great guidelines out there. Years ago when I was cracking into the AMP side of the hobby I found a great rundown of do's and don'ts. It may have even been on USASG, I can't remember. A lot of it was common sense but there were some tips that I found helpful like waiting in your car instead of in the lobby and asking if there's a back door to use for departure once you've become a regular. When I go to the AMP I don't want to see anyone else, and I don't want to be seen. Those tips helped. Every AMP operates differently and I've never come across guidelines for a blanket fort massage so maybe we need a special set of goose guidelines. Another guy came in because he left his glasses behind and it interrupted my and other monger's massage. Same visit as Mr. Ed. Cmon, fellow mongers, clean it up. Don't bring sh*t in that you don't need that can potentially be left behind. The language barrier in these places makes it twice as difficult and intrusive. My lady couldn't understand what the guy was saying, so another came out, two massages interrupted, etc. Sloppy mongering.

These guidelines are out there. Google will help. Hell, what's common sense to some might be new information to others. Doesn't hurt to read up on how you can make a better experience for yourself and others. The problem is that this information is available to "those who care to read it" and something tells me Buddy the Horse suffers from a little bit of narcissism with a side of IDGAF and likely won't take the time to better himself between booking QVs with a parlor's hottest masseuse. Just a hunch.

[GoodWill123]

MK, you are hilarious. LMFAO. The "Fort" with blankets and broomsticks, and " Mr Ed getting electrocuted. " I actually laughed out loud.

Yeah I think I've heard that guy or someone similar at another parlor. I remember back when Hong Kong massage on Wooster Pike was around, I was in a room getting an HE, and the guy in the room next to me was moaning away like crazy. The lady who was doing me stepped out and asked the guy to settle down.

LOL there should be classes on AMP etiquette. I'm still laughing at "The Fort. " LMFAO.

I stopped in between meetings recently and I think buddy came in again. It was probably around 1 PM, I got an hour as I always do, and our man came in during my time and said he called for Anna. He must have got a half hour because he got his HE right after I finished and was getting dressed. I drew the "child's fort" room, the first one on the right that looks like it was made out of blankets and broomsticks. The least private room. As a result I put my O-face on mute, you hear absolutely nothing from me. This is out of respect for not only the other mongers but also the establishment. Discretion should be the norm.

It was a busy day and the music wasn't as loud, so you could hear at least one room fapping away if you listened closely at all times during my visit. This is to be expected and hard to cover up. Once buddy got his turn it sounded like Mr. Ed getting electrocuted. Almost a full minute of moaning, grunting and very heavy breathing. My guy, props to you on achieving 40 second orgasms, but please shut the f*ck up over there. Figure out a way to shoot with a silencer. It's rude and entitled. This is not your personal spa.

As for my personal visit, aside from the livestock torture it was a standard goose visit it. I keep drawing the same chick. I never ask her name but she has a birthmark or mole on the back of her right arm. Good massage, decent finish. She'll do PM if you want but the perks end there. She's not very attractive and there's not much to grab.

[MarblesKyle]

Made a trip recently to a local establishment where the walls don't go all the way up. Might have to start wearing my nose cancelling ear buds moving forward. Hey buddy next door- how about keeping it down over there!! If you can't figure out how to finish without the who f-ing place know about it, go home and practice keeping your mouth shut. Nobody wants to hear your moaning. That's all. Rant over.

I stopped in between meetings recently and I think buddy came in again. It was probably around 1 PM, I got an hour as I always do, and our man came in during my time and said he called for Anna. He must have got a half hour because he got his HE right after I finished and was getting dressed. I drew the "child's fort" room, the first one on the right that looks like it was made out of blankets and broomsticks. The least private room. As a result I put my O-face on mute, you hear absolutely nothing from me. This is out of respect for not only the other mongers but also the establishment. Discretion should be the norm.

It was a busy day and the music wasn't as loud, so you could hear at least one room fapping away if you listened closely at all times during my visit. This is to be expected and hard to cover up. Once buddy got his turn it sounded like Mr. Ed getting electrocuted. Almost a full minute of moaning, grunting and very heavy breathing. My guy, props to you on achieving 40 second orgasms, but please shut the f*ck up over there. Figure out a way to shoot with a silencer. It's rude and entitled. This is not your personal spa.

As for my personal visit, aside from the livestock torture it was a standard goose visit it. I keep drawing the same chick. I never ask her name but she has a birthmark or mole on the back of her right arm. Good massage, decent finish. She'll do PM if you want but the perks end there. She's not very attractive and there's not much to grab.

[Wycked]

Stacy IS truly wonderful, but Rachelle will always be the best.

Not asking yall to be too specific, but how much should I expect the damage to be total, including the price listed in the ad?