Massage Parlor Reports

**Slammer333** · 08-23-23 13:33

Originally Posted by RickJohn [View Original Post]

Isn't that Lavender Spa?

Yeah that's Lavender. I visited Lilly last week. Not bad but nothing too exciting either. She's a nice spinner in her 40's. I'd repeat when in the area.

**RickJohn** · 08-22-23 10:01

Originally Posted by SullyTheMonste [View Original Post]

Anyone check this place out yet?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/saras...e/104029245524

Isn't that Lavender Spa?

**SullyTheMonste** · 08-22-23 07:08

Anyone check this place out yet?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/saras...e/104029245524

**Srq2018** · 08-19-23 10:40

Originally Posted by RodStewart [View Original Post]

So I went back today to see if the last one was available, she was busy but the girl who was vacuuming the lobby was available. I thought about bouncing, but reconsidered and figured I'd get a massage and an old-fashioned. This one says her name is YoYo. I gave her some fake made-up name (Marty, I think) and she asked twice if I wanted a shower after paying for the hour. OK, why not. She is maybe a 4 on looks, 5 on body, 8 on attitude. Shower was thorough and almost clinical. She worked my ass like she was going to find a quarter up there, way too much. Shower took a good 12 minutes. Back to the room, start the massage, it was OK, a little mechanical. At one point, I think she tried to stick her elbow up my ass. Toward the end of the massage, she did the "walking on the back" thing, nearly fucking destroyed me. I'm 5'9" 190, she's probably 140, and she was using all her weight. I was fighting off the assault when I finally gave a loud grunt, she asked "You OK?" I said "Yer a little heavy". That didn't stop her. She stomped around for another minute or so before practically falling off and pretending it was a controlled dismount. She whispered something in my ear in Mandarin that meant either "you flip over" or "now you die", I flipped and hoped for the best. Negotiation started, I didn't want anything more than the old-fashioned with her top off, she want $$$ for boom boom, I said ". 8, get naked, hand" before long she said "OK $. 3 for everything". Fuck, I can't pass up a good deal. "Fine, everything. " A few minutes of good Russian with her average C-cups, decent oral application of the cover. Main event started with CG, hey she's actually pretty good at this, a couple minutes then flip to side-by-side, then finish in mish on the table. Actually a decent performance. Will I repeat? Not with this one.

Hey brother! While I always appreciate a quality review, I thoroughly enjoy a well written, detailed and laugh out loud review!

I literally spit out my coffee! Thanks for the info AND the entertainment! I read the Sarasota and Bradenton boards as the cross over is a no brainer, while keeping an eye on StPete as well. But damn if all your reviews are this good I'll be reading Ft Myers too! Thanks!

**Call234** · 08-18-23 23:34

Originally Posted by RodStewart [View Original Post]

So I went back today to see if the last one was available, she was busy but the girl who was vacuuming the lobby was available. I thought about bouncing, but reconsidered and figured I'd get a massage and an old-fashioned. This one says her name is YoYo. I gave her some fake made-up name (Marty, I think) and she asked twice if I wanted a shower after paying for the hour. OK, why not. She is maybe a 4 on looks, 5 on body, 8 on attitude. Shower was thorough and almost clinical. She worked my ass like she was going to find a quarter up there, way too much. Shower took a good 12 minutes. Back to the room, start the massage, it was OK, a little mechanical. At one point, I think she tried to stick her elbow up my ass. Toward the end of the massage, she did the "walking on the back" thing, nearly fucking destroyed me. I'm 5'9" 190, she's probably 140, and she was using all her weight. I was fighting off the assault when I finally gave a loud grunt, she asked "You OK?" I said "Yer a little heavy". That didn't stop her. She stomped around for another minute or so before practically falling off and pretending it was a controlled dismount. She whispered something in my ear in Mandarin that meant either "you flip over" or "now you die", I flipped and hoped for the best. Negotiation started, I didn't want anything more than the old-fashioned with her top off, she want $$$ for boom boom, I said ". 8, get naked, hand" before long she said "OK $. 3 for everything". Fuck, I can't pass up a good deal. "Fine, everything. " A few minutes of good Russian with her average C-cups, decent oral application of the cover. Main event started with CG, hey she's actually pretty good at this, a couple minutes then flip to side-by-side, then finish in mish on the table. Actually a decent performance. Will I repeat? Not with this one.

Thanks for the report. That was funny. Stay safe.

**RodStewart** · 08-17-23 22:26

So I went back today to see if the last one was available, she was busy but the girl who was vacuuming the lobby was available. I thought about bouncing, but reconsidered and figured I'd get a massage and an old-fashioned. This one says her name is YoYo. I gave her some fake made-up name (Marty, I think) and she asked twice if I wanted a shower after paying for the hour. OK, why not. She is maybe a 4 on looks, 5 on body, 8 on attitude. Shower was thorough and almost clinical. She worked my ass like she was going to find a quarter up there, way too much. Shower took a good 12 minutes. Back to the room, start the massage, it was OK, a little mechanical. At one point, I think she tried to stick her elbow up my ass. Toward the end of the massage, she did the "walking on the back" thing, nearly fucking destroyed me. I'm 5'9" 190, she's probably 140, and she was using all her weight. I was fighting off the assault when I finally gave a loud grunt, she asked "You OK?" I said "Yer a little heavy". That didn't stop her. She stomped around for another minute or so before practically falling off and pretending it was a controlled dismount. She whispered something in my ear in Mandarin that meant either "you flip over" or "now you die", I flipped and hoped for the best. Negotiation started, I didn't want anything more than the old-fashioned with her top off, she want $$$ for boom boom, I said ". 8, get naked, hand" before long she said "OK $. 3 for everything". Fuck, I can't pass up a good deal. "Fine, everything. " A few minutes of good Russian with her average C-cups, decent oral application of the cover. Main event started with CG, hey she's actually pretty good at this, a couple minutes then flip to side-by-side, then finish in mish on the table. Actually a decent performance. Will I repeat? Not with this one.

**RodStewart** · 08-17-23 22:01

Posted this on the FM board, seems to be a lot of crossover in PC between Sarasota and FM so I'm posting here, too.

Went to Jasmine Bee a couple weeks ago, I've been going there for years since back when Nana was the main mamasan. It seems recently the talent there became weak, I walked away a couple months ago when I was greeted by an Asian she-goblin. I dropped in since the caring providers at Caring are on vacation, was greeted by a provider I've known for a few years in the area, apparently she's managing the joint now, or is a house mother of some sort. I forget her name, I forget most of their names, but she is slightly chubby and awfully kooky. She used to do calisthenics in the room when I was getting dressed after the massage. I first met her at Celestial in NFM, she's been here now for a while at Jasmine Bee. Anyhooo. She offered a very cute provider, maybe 30's but almost perfect B / C cups. Because the house mother greeted me enthusiastically with a big hug and a loud reception, the other two girls came out and gave me a big hug and she introduced me to them. This may have contributed to a comfort and familiarity with this new provider. I offered 70 to the house, the massage was pretty good, she wore a very cute white andégligée-type thing. On the flip, I asked for the full dim sum platter. $. 8 got her andégligée off and here we go. Extremely sexy body, she enthusiastically rubbed it all over me for the first five minutes, some BBBJ before the cover, then CG, she asked for doggy and did a nice back arch which most Asian girls don't often do because of their limited ability to accommodate size, but I am average at best and this wasn't a problem. Then to missionary and finished up. She was a good performer, no rush. Offered a head massage after clean up, that one was a bit rough. But I think I'll go back.

BTW, do all these Asian MPs try to destroy your spine and shoulders, or am I just a big pussy?

**LocalMotion** · 08-17-23 00:29

New girl at Zhiaxg spa on baywood. Name Luby. She from Taiwan.

Attitude was perplexing. At first she was too business like, but later relaxed and was playful. Then I moved her around to different positions and she seemed like I was taking too long but after was sweet and "you so good, come back baby" :

But she has a great body. Perfect C cups. Shaved kitty with a tat right above.

Man I miss Barbara.

**RodStewart** · 08-11-23 11:46

There is a handwritten sign on the door stating they are on vacation and will return on November 8. So if everybody can just hold onto their dicks for three months, we'll all get through this.

**YellowJacket** · 08-10-23 09:47

I'm convinced that the hot gals have all left for the most part in the Sarasota area. Recently visited jade on BR and two providers there both whom I have never seen there. Older visibly looked 60 and bodies showed it. Left.

Was going to stop at Blue ocean and lot was full, so I assume so we're the gals twats inside. Of note here a large white unmarked van was in the lot which also makes me nervous.

Ended up at an old reliable. Lavender. Lilly is beautiful, I'm not sure on her age she must be 40's or 50's but her body is flawless with cute b cups. Paid the hour and my full buck 80 donation up front. Had a Fantastic thorough table shower, back to the room for light massage. On the flip she is already naked. I always provide my own condom as I'm on the larger size so I prefer a special brand. Skyn Elite Large is nice if anyone is interested.

She did CBJ and then on top for some reverse cow girl, the. Standing doggy, she said she needed to lay down after that position. Finished in missionary and blew in the bag. She has a tight tight kitty and it convulsed and pulsated all over my cock at the end. All in all she is the best in Sarasota. Feel Free to PM me.

**Nonyab** · 08-07-23 15:34

Originally Posted by FunGuy2022 [View Original Post]

Older members here always say "Do Search!" - Worst Search Feature EVER! Can't find anything on this board in search. Pine Tree Phone: 727-546-0509 10 am-10 pm 7 days https://pine-tree-massage-spa-largo.business.site/ 111 XX 66th St and STE 101, Largo, FL 33773.

Glad to help. It is what we are here for.

Thank you!

**Nonyab** · 08-07-23 15:33

Originally Posted by Srq2018 [View Original Post]

Hey brother not trying to crush your balls, maybe just bust them a little! I appreciate that you can't search PT, BUT the original post was literally 2 posts down! 🍻.

Yeah. Pine Tree totally makes sense. Dope!

**FunGuy2022** · 08-07-23 15:33

Older members here always say "Do Search!" - Worst Search Feature EVER! Can't find anything on this board in search. Pine Tree Phone: 727-546-0509 10 am-10 pm 7 days https://pine-tree-massage-spa-largo.business.site/ 111 XX 66th St and STE 101, Largo, FL 33773.

Glad to help. It is what we are here for.

Originally Posted by Nonyab [View Original Post]

Feeling like an idiot. Where is PT and what do the initials stand for? Cannot find any info easily, and PT is too short a phrase to search.

**Srq2018** · 08-07-23 14:33

Originally Posted by Nonyab [View Original Post]

Feeling like an idiot. Where is PT and what do the initials stand for? Cannot find any info easily, and PT is too short a phrase to search.

Hey brother not trying to crush your balls, maybe just bust them a little! I appreciate that you can't search PT, BUT the original post was literally 2 posts down! 🍻.

**Nonyab** · 08-07-23 08:45

Feeling like an idiot. Where is PT and what do the initials stand for? Cannot find any info easily, and PT is too short a phrase to search.

Originally Posted by Srq2018 [View Original Post]

I don't typically go this route, and can't comment on Sarasota but since you asked. I've been up to St. Pete and the PT has always exceeded expectations! I think as a courtesy I posted about one if my experiences up there on our board. Unless you are super close to the places in our area, I'll say the "extra" 15-20 drive is well worth it! Check out the Stpete boards for additional information. Don't bother getting hung up on who is or isn't working, the few I've seen have all been smoking hit! And don't skip the hour that includes the best table shower you'll ever have! I highly recommend.