Massage Parlor Reports

[NewGuy666]

Read previous reviews of Mia and thought, great, some new talent. What alternate universe are you guys living in? Low energy, don't touch this, I don't do that. Complete waste of time and money, shame on me for not walking out or just getting a straight massage from her. Probably pushing 50 years old and had the mid section of your favorite aunt, cute boobs only redeeming feature. You guys need to raise your standards a lot or I need to realize Mia's boss is writing reviews. Just drove away lighter in the wallet and gravely disappointed, wait for a changing of the guard at 209.

I only visited 209 the one time. I enjoyed it. You visited and posted about 209 several times. If it sucks so much, why do you keep going back?

[DranoBoy]

Read previous reviews of Mia and thought, great, some new talent. What alternate universe are you guys living in? Low energy, don't touch this, I don't do that. Complete waste of time and money, shame on me for not walking out or just getting a straight massage from her. Probably pushing 50 years old and had the mid section of your favorite aunt, cute boobs only redeeming feature. You guys need to raise your standards a lot or I need to realize Mia's boss is writing reviews. Just drove away lighter in the wallet and gravely disappointed, wait for a changing of the guard at 209.

[NewGuy666]

So this was 130 total or170?

170 total. Her name is Mia and used condom. I recommend her and will probably return when funds allow.

[PeanutsHucko]

Was there last night. Girl is named Mai. Did a hr massage, which was nothing special I wasn't expecting anything else anyway. So on the flip I tell her what I wanted and she heads for the saran wrap. I ask her how much and she says "Whatever you want to pay" I'm like what. I don't get it first time that's ever happened to me. I will never got for that again. Make sure you always get a price! So I do the deed and I don't think FS is on the table either. So I go a little cheap because of the "pay what you want", I go with $60, I know that's $20 short for a saran BJ. She starts going crazy and wants $140 for the saran wrap and I'm like WTF is going on here. When Lisa was there I got her for $100 to $140 for everything no complaints. Now I have this crazy chick wanting $140 for a saran job. Now I'm pissed and I give her $10 more and I tell her she's crazy wanting $140. I want out of there, finally after 5 minutes of craziest she says go and never come back. I'm like if I never go back to 209 it'll be too soon. Men. Make sure you always get a price! Never go with a provider saying "pay what you want" Maybe I'm a bad person here a little, if she would have said $80 I would have given her the extra $20 and been on my way, but when she started asking for $140 I changed. If there's anything more you want reach out.

[FlynNY56]

Agreed, I only blabber on this site. For those that don't read the Lawrence thread, there are positive reviews for 209 Broadway in Methuen. I visited with Mia there today. She was pretty enough with nice body. I gave 40 house fee for half hour. She came back in room when I was getting undressed. Maybe it was me squeezing her ass when I came in but she helped me finish and took off my shirt and undies. She immediately started nice rub of junior and I gave a hug. I grabbed last of my funds of 130 in pocket and said I have this for tip. She motions for BJ and I say boom boom. She wanted more but I said take it or leave it, I'll bring more next time. She asked if I have cover and I said no. She returned with condom and went right to work. Covered BJ to mish, to side and finally doggie. I was sweating my balls off banging the snot out of her. I just couldn't bust with cover on. I had her take off and finish with HJ. She tugged and tugged and had finger in my ass. Must have lasted another 5 minutes before I released. Parking was easy right on street. If tired of Rogers 8 or 11, can give 209 a try, I did.

So this was 130 total or170?

[NewGuy666]

I tend to be at least a little bit discrete when reporting on places that have an more open menu.

Every now and again places get raided, so just be cool and don't blabber at the local bar, especially the bar across the street from the shop.

Agreed, I only blabber on this site. For those that don't read the Lawrence thread, there are positive reviews for 209 Broadway in Methuen. I visited with Mia there today. She was pretty enough with nice body. I gave 40 house fee for half hour. She came back in room when I was getting undressed. Maybe it was me squeezing her ass when I came in but she helped me finish and took off my shirt and undies. She immediately started nice rub of junior and I gave a hug. I grabbed last of my funds of 130 in pocket and said I have this for tip. She motions for BJ and I say boom boom. She wanted more but I said take it or leave it, I'll bring more next time. She asked if I have cover and I said no. She returned with condom and went right to work. Covered BJ to mish, to side and finally doggie. I was sweating my balls off banging the snot out of her. I just couldn't bust with cover on. I had her take off and finish with HJ. She tugged and tugged and had finger in my ass. Must have lasted another 5 minutes before I released. Parking was easy right on street. If tired of Rogers 8 or 11, can give 209 a try, I did.

[Spectator]

I blabber on this site every time I make a visit. Isn't that the whole point of this forum?

I tend to be at least a little bit discrete when reporting on places that have an more open menu.

Every now and again places get raided, so just be cool and don't blabber at the local bar, especially the bar across the street from the shop.

[LeadPaint66]

Michelle does offer FS. You have tonuse a condom though. I found that she has a good sense of humor and if you can just make her laugh you can get more.

Yeah, I kinda figured she did. She was super flirty with me after my session with anna. Thanks for the info, buddy. I'm going again in a couple weeks so I'll make sure I have some real one liners prepared.

[LeadPaint66]

Michelle does offer FS. You have tonuse a condom though. I found that she has a good sense of humor and if you can just make her laugh you can get more.

Yeah, I kinda figured she did. She was super flirty with me after my session with anna. Thanks for the info, buddy. I'm going again in a couple weeks so I'll make sure I have some real one liners prepared.

[SnagglePop]

Google: FS Escort.

Michelle does not.

Anna does.

Michelle does offer FS. You have tonuse a condom though. I found that she has a good sense of humor and if you can just make her laugh you can get more.

[Muffhunt]

A crooked officer, apparently, who got a CBJ from anna last week. I know FS means "full service" but figured that just meant roaming and CBJ. I thought Michelle was cuter so I'm going again in a couple weeks or so.

Google: FS Escort.

Michelle does not.

Anna does.

[LeadPaint66]

Not sure I understand your question Officer.

A crooked officer, apparently, who got a CBJ from anna last week. I know FS means "full service" but figured that just meant roaming and CBJ. I thought Michelle was cuter so I'm going again in a couple weeks or so.

[Muffhunt]

Not sure I understand your question Officer.

Oh really? Interesting. I thought I read Michelle did FS too. What sort of FS will Anna do that Michelle won't? I thought Michelle did CBJ as well. Is there something else? Vaginal sex? Idk what FS really entails I'm a noob.

[LeadPaint66]

That has to be Anna. She will do FS, but Michelle will not.

Oh really? Interesting. I thought I read Michelle did FS too. What sort of FS will Anna do that Michelle won't? I thought Michelle did CBJ as well. Is there something else? Vaginal sex? Idk what FS really entails I'm a noob.

[Muffhunt]

That has to be Anna. She will do FS, but Michelle will not.

Oh, forgive me. I'm new to this. She said she had been there for only three months. Is that considered new? To me it is. Not sure how often why'all go. Did not catch her name, no.