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08-12-23 13:30 #11291Senior Member

Posts: 9533 reports about 33 massages
OK, it's only three but 33 had a better rhythm.
Jasmine Spa (university) - I went in on the advice of you idiots and it was just as fun as advertised. I caught Apple, who I think is very cute, and she did a great massage leading into a lot of attention to the undercarriage. Annie came in at some point and they did a shortish 4 hands experience which really got things revving. Only downside was Apple insisted on 140 total for the hour. I don't feel too put out by it because I did get 5 minutes of both and it was a fun experience.
One More Spa (85th at Aurora) - I'd been here a bunch of times before almost always catching an older lady who had previously been at Soft Bay. She was an HJ only lady but again really payed attention to the undercarriage (sensing a theme? This time she wasn't there and a relatively cute & thin woman opened the door in a short black dress. Being game, I took her up on her offer to come in and agreed to a 1 hour. It was an extremely poor experience. In the first 15 minutes she must have gone out of the room a half dozen times to answer the phone or the door or who knows what. The massage itself was mediocre and about 20 minutes in she starts trying to negotiate for a CBJ or CFS. It was lame and awkward and by this point I'm just not interested. She says all done at about the 30 minute mark and then tries to hit me up for a tip. That was a hard "no".
Sea of Serenity (fka Sakura, Aurora at 155th) - I hadn't been in here in well over a year and decided on a whim to see what was going on with this place. Caught an older lady, 50-ish but kind of pretty, who proceeded to give a very serviceable massage. Good pressure and thorough. There was CBJ and CFS on the menu but that was a hard pass for me that day with her but her HJ was quite good. I coached her into really covering the topic with both hands and she climbed up on the table between my legs until I had a very thorough release. I would definitely consider repeating. 120.
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08-12-23 12:49 #11290Senior Member

Posts: 268Rare, but sometimes you get lucky
I have, on the rare occasion, been surprised by finding a young attractive provider at an AMP, but they usually aren't there very long and eventually are replaced by the typical older gals. I have run across cute younger gals at Total Relax and Emily and a few years ago when Seoul Spa in Smokey Point first opened there were a couple of cute ones there.
Originally Posted by ProJohn1
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08-12-23 12:22 #11289Regular Member

Posts: 21Magnolia spa
Is there any recent intel on magnolia spa in Renton?
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08-12-23 10:34 #11288Senior Member

Posts: 185https://perb.cc
Originally Posted by PeterHouston
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Search Victoria. Many, many options.
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08-12-23 09:43 #11287Banned Member

Posts: 2302It's been old aunties for as long as I can remember. I have literally never heard a report of an attractive provider here in over 5 years.
Originally Posted by DarkDan
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But I haven't checked in a long while. Any reason to believe things might be different now?
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08-12-23 01:24 #11286Banned Member

Posts: 510Has anybody here ever seen an actual young girl at an AMP? Like teens to early 20's maybe mid 20's? Every report I've ever read it's all just a bunch of old ladies LOL! I have been an AMP only once in my life and that was 15 years ago. It seems not much has changed. I know in other parts of the country there are actual young ladies working these places.
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08-11-23 23:15 #11285Senior Member

Posts: 242Victoria bc
Heading to Victoria BC next week. Anyone have any suggestions for any AMP or provider with either DATY or BBFS available.
Appreciate any thoughts. Thanks.
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08-10-23 15:57 #11284Senior Member

Posts: 141North Bay Massage Renton
Just by the long shot that it's not filled with old Aunties anyone have any intel on North Bay Massage in Renton?
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08-09-23 16:38 #11283Shill account ignore all posts

Posts: 269Great
I really appreciate the clarification! I'll keep Kings on the radar.
Originally Posted by Bfm66
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08-09-23 16:04 #11282Senior Member

Posts: 268Yep, nailed it.
Originally Posted by AussieFury
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08-09-23 13:50 #11281Banned Member

Posts: 2302We apparently disagree on the definition of "young." April is easily late 40's. Emma's late 30's early 40's.
Originally Posted by JKLFisher
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April is ugly and never smiles.
Emma's very chubby. If you like chonkers as much as she likes donuts, Emma is your girl.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But neither of these ladies be-holdin' my money.
This isn’t T N A. We can be honest here without negative blowback.
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08-09-23 13:37 #11280Banned Member

Posts: 2302Reading between the lines, guessing she's chubby and not as pretty as he prefers.
Originally Posted by GeniusCasanova
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08-09-23 13:36 #11279Banned Member

Posts: 2302Put down 200 all in and hold firm.
Originally Posted by BaconHillDad
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They might ask for more, but they'll accept if they believe you are willing to walk.
The secret is to never bluff. Be ready to walk.
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08-09-23 12:58 #11278Shill account ignore all posts

Posts: 269Why meh?
This honestly sounds pretty good per your description. What was the damage and what was particularly lackluster that you won't repeat?
Originally Posted by Bfm66
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08-09-23 02:20 #11277Senior Member

Posts: 197Not worth it to me
I can get a very good, legit massage for 110 by an attractive lady. Never tried extras with her. Or I could pay a little more and get a decent massage with HE by a reliable, attractive provider at an AMP nearby so the CL ad isn't really good enough for me.
Originally Posted by BastaBasta
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