Massage Parlor Reports

[PuntaJaco43]

Let me start off by saying: I acknowledge that I am a deranged individual and that I should seek therapy. Having admitted this, I mean no disrespect to anyone for the following comparison.

I have visited QQ-1 spa many times. Keep in mind that this is a no-nonsense, all and above-board massage spa. Jinn is my favorite provider. She is older, in her 60's and very serious about her work. She rarely smiles, always has a very stern look on her face but I know she could be playful if tempted. I have written her up in the past; our sessions are more comical than therapeutical but for me there is therapy in being silly and playful at times.

The comparison that I want to make is to Sister Superior, my 8th grade principal.

With my hormones raging and my ADD kicking in I would invariably spend 2-3 days a month in detention. Detention was held after hours in Sister's office. She is behind her very large wooden desk and her detainees sit on a couch in proximity. There was no talking allowed or silliness, but something would always happen to get the sister's attention and she would give me the evil eye. One time I kept on with my nonsense; she got up, came over wagged her finger and told me to STOP- IT! She went back and sat down; I could see a very faint smirk on her face.

So, this is how I came to this comparison: After about 20 minutes lying face down jinn tells me to flip. She takes a towel and puts it over to cover my mid-section and then sits down at a chair to massage my feet. (She gives a 30-minute killer foot massage if you are interested, just ask for that service). I toss the towel onto the floor, and I stretch out holding junior, she picks up the towel, gives me the evil eye and places the towel on my midsection and sits back down. I now start to play with myself, making sure that I am visible to her. I manage a weak erection, and I start jacking. She gets up, smacks my hand, and tells me, sternly: STOP- It. She has a little grin showing but very subtle. Jinn undoubtedly would resemble Sister Superior in appearance and personality if she was wearing the full habit of her order.

I don't know why this came to mind, but it did. It's been a slow month. $60 for the HH and a $40 tip.

To conclude: I enjoy QQ-1. All the gals there are great, and they really do give a CMT quality massage if that's what you are looking for. If you need to seriously relax this is the place.

QQ-1 is located in Franconia on Grovedale -- Then if you need some real playtime after the massage, King Spa, Queen spa and QQ-2 as well as the old Franconia Wellness are 5 minutes away.

Gentleman do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

[AlmostRetired]

After reading all the comments here I decided to stop by about this time last year. While she answered the phone, she was not working that particular day and told me to try new girl. Which I did, got her to give me a stand up shower, but in the end she wouldn't remove any clothing. Chalked it up as YMMV for first-time visitors. Second visit I was able to set an appointment with Kiko, texted upon arrival and got the cute, English as a second language grammatical error, "comin up honey. " I did get a stand-up shower from her, the massage was really good (she know what she's doing there), but in the end it was just a NOVA HJ. While she did lift her top and pull the girls out to rest on top of her bra, I couldn't get here to remove any of her clothes. As a result it was a one and done for me and if there was a draw to return it would be thinner girl I saw the first time in the hopes of getting her to do more. I will / would return if and when I hear of any expansion of the menu posted here. Her boobs are on-point for those who like big, full breasts. Personally, I prefer the sag of the much older and thinner MTs. Even the minor sag found upon visiting the taller and thinner (though about the same aged) Angle Anna just a mile and a half away.

Kiko I believe checks out these pages periodically. Saw her about a week ago. Planned 60 ins, but had to go for 30 due to being busy. I echo what other adventurers have said, I don't think she will go beyond a NOVA HJ. But I plan to push a bit next visit and see. She actually likes Jr a lot but told me she is no FS. I think if one becomes regular enough, that could change and you may get lucky. Now I haven't seen Bella at Blue Ocean in a while but her tits might give Kiko a good run for her money and Bella has a full menu available.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Also for total LEGIT go see Lucky Theraputive in Fairfax. Li is very attractive but it's totally legit, and she does a great job with deep tissue.

Thanks for the post, Bro. She gave a phenomenal deep tissue massage. The place is clean, reasonably priced and she doesn't expect a big tip. Absolutely no extras though.

[DaiRyuu]

Also for total LEGIT go see Lucky Theraputive in Fairfax. Li is very attractive but it's totally legit, and she does a great job with deep tissue.

Thanks for the intel. Let me find Mira.

Stay safe and be wise.

[Procrast333]

Mira is at 571 XXX 0808 I think. I agree that massage skills are top notch.

Also for total LEGIT go see Lucky Theraputive in Fairfax. Li is very attractive but it's totally legit, and she does a great job with deep tissue.

[CanaPunter]

As a result it was a one and done for me and if there was a draw to return it would be thinner girl I saw the first time in the hopes of getting her to do more. I will / would return if and when I hear of any expansion of the menu posted here.

I heard thinner girl only does legit massage.

[LowerBackPain]

After reading all the comments here I decided to stop by about this time last year. While she answered the phone, she was not working that particular day and told me to try new girl. Which I did, got her to give me a stand up shower, but in the end she wouldn't remove any clothing. Chalked it up as YMMV for first-time visitors. Second visit I was able to set an appointment with Kiko, texted upon arrival and got the cute, English as a second language grammatical error, "comin up honey. " I did get a stand-up shower from her, the massage was really good (she know what she's doing there), but in the end it was just a NOVA HJ. While she did lift her top and pull the girls out to rest on top of her bra, I couldn't get here to remove any of her clothes. As a result it was a one and done for me and if there was a draw to return it would be thinner girl I saw the first time in the hopes of getting her to do more. I will / would return if and when I hear of any expansion of the menu posted here. Her boobs are on-point for those who like big, full breasts. Personally, I prefer the sag of the much older and thinner MTs. Even the minor sag found upon visiting the taller and thinner (though about the same aged) Angle Anna just a mile and a half away.

I have seen Kiko three times. Does she ever taken her top off? The most I got was top up and tits out of her bra. I thought I might get more on successive visits but that doesn't seem to be the case.

[CanaPunter]

I'm glad you like her too. Don't you agree those big tits are pretty much the best tits in the.

Dmv. Have you seen better? If so let me know. The bigger the better for me. Have you met anyone whose tits are even bigger than kiko (have to be natural)??

I dunno. She has absolutely run of the mill fat Chinese's tits. I walked into two random MPs and saw identical tits on providers of similar girth, just with better nipples. Go to any Chinese MP with out of shape middle aged providers and you will be happy.

[Retire]

If you're interested in legitimate massage with no extras. She says even OTC touching is distracting, go see Mira in Manassas / Gainesville area. Occasionally posts on bedpage. I'm sorry that I don't have her contact info.

Real legitimate massage and stretching. Best massage I've ever gotten even if there was NO HE.

Mira is at 571 XXX 0808 I think. I agree that massage skills are top notch.

[Member #6802]

I tried different AMPs, Independents around Chantilly, Sterling area. Did not find a good / decently aged CMT with some fun. Some of the Korean AMPs that used to have good massage therapists are changing their service model. So far tried Smile Well-being, Yams, Serene, Miko, Best Massage in the area. M&M, Lot of them I did not report as there is nothing special other than regular rub and tug. Looking for any good suggestions.

Stay safe and be wise.

If you're interested in legitimate massage with no extras. She says even OTC touching is distracting, go see Mira in Manassas / Gainesville area. Occasionally posts on bedpage. I'm sorry that I don't have her contact info.

Real legitimate massage and stretching. Best massage I've ever gotten even if there was NO HE.

[Dunnit]

I'm glad you like her too. Don't you agree those big tits are pretty much the best tits in the.

Dmv. Have you seen better? If so let me know. The bigger the better for me. Have you met anyone whose tits are even bigger than kiko (have to be natural)??

The thing about kiko's tits that I love is not only that they are big with volume, but they also have good firmness and perkiness to them. Her nipples are good. But perhaps that's the only slight minus. If nipples were bigger they would definitely be the best tits ever.

I have seen Kiko three times. Does she ever taken her top off? The most I got was top up and tits out of her bra. I thought I might get more on successive visits but that doesn't seem to be the case.

[DanteDk07]

Fantastic visit with the lovely and stacked Kiko at Diamond Flash. Wonderful and relaxing massage for 30 minutes. The ending was even more relaxing and stress relieving that needs to be done more often. In awe of Kiko's fantastic assets that are legendary. Will be back as soon as funds are available.

I'm glad you like her too. Don't you agree those big tits are pretty much the best tits in the.

Dmv. Have you seen better? If so let me know. The bigger the better for me. Have you met anyone whose tits are even bigger than kiko (have to be natural)??

The thing about kiko's tits that I love is not only that they are big with volume, but they also have good firmness and perkiness to them. Her nipples are good. But perhaps that's the only slight minus. If nipples were bigger they would definitely be the best tits ever.

[SlyFrog]

I finally made it to May Wellness and saw Coco. Looks were OK, massage was OK, but when the time to talk extras came around she let me know it was her time of the month and she had one of those giant pads on. Got HJ for extra $40. With top off would have been another $20 but I was OK without that. She also let me know that there is no FS to be had at this location. On the way out the mamamsan let me know that there are younger prettier girls available if I come back, but this was right in front of coco which made me uncomfortable. Maybe I am getting soft.

[DcMetroDude]

First time poster. Thank you for your patience.

Let me start with the home run. Helen (https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/tysons/23010677.html). She is the one in the pictures, but the pictures are deceptive. She is closer to 50 IMO. Petite spinner and tight in all spots. Communication was easy. Two rates were quoted - $$ and $$$ (the latter was marked as VIP as an earlier poster noted). Chose the longer version. Communication was easy, was led to an apartment in a nice area, parking was easy and plentiful, was led inside and a cursory LE check was performed. Was asked about my preference for the massage and a medium Swedish style was indicated and she spent at least 30 min on the back, pretty decent massage in my book. Towards the end there was b2 b which was very well enjoyed. Following the flip, there was some initial teasing, LFK and DFK. Then the head games started which were pretty intense, followed by a couple of positions with a cover followed by a climax. Act III was the resumption of the massage on the front which was thorough and was then asked if a double shot espresso would be ordered. Act IV ended with a wind ensemble with just a clarinet. Was cleaned up and the play ended. Not great English but she warms up once she feels you. Will obviously repeat.

The strike out. Sydney (https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23050597.html). Based on other reviews, made an appointment. Again, communication was easy, was led to to an apartment in a nice area. Not the one in the pictures but yes, very good looking in my book. I said alright, let's go. Massage was decent with stretching, then the flip. Upsell followed, $ to resemble Eve and a nova finish. Was already in a vulnerable position, the little head consented (remember, the massage itself was $. 4). Was having trouble with the release valve, she tried like the tesla robot. Up, down, side ways, no looking into the eyes, no feeling, nothing. Just robotic. And then. Says your time is almost up, you better complete the job. That was it for me, no completion, ended up paying $$.4 for a massage and some eye candy. Will obviously not repeat.

DCM.

[Serpico99]

Disappointing report from Warrenton Day Spa today. I'm new to the hobby and I've been here a handful of times and have usually had a nice time with Amy or May. Today I had someone new and the whole thing felt rushed. I paid for the hour and she gave a solid PM and the HE was good, the only problem was the flip happened about 20 minutes into the massage and afterwards the whole massage kinda ended. I've had quick flips with Amy before but usually she will massage me for the remainder of the time. Today I only had about a half hour despite paying for the hour.

I tried to make an appointment to see Bella today because I was in the area but they weren't answering their phones. As someone new to the hobby, what's the best way to ask for someone else if you didn't have a good time with a provider?

If you go to this place again, ask for the providers that you want to service you. Be prepared to walk if you don't get who you want. Sounds like the provider you got this time around wanted to do a pump and dump and get a slice of the one hour door fee for doing a 30 minute session. That's b. S.