Massage Parlor Reports

[IMissCutler]

The lights in the window are on and I rang the Bell. Had to wait for a few seconds but a taller beautiful Asian came to answer the door. She was probably about 5'7 and said her name was Nana. I'm wondering if she's been there a while. Quoted me 50/70 for half or full hour. There was a language barrier and when I asked a question she misunderstood, said boom boom and typed 250 into the calculator. The price is definitely not firm and she will drop it. I told her I don't do FS and that she had beautiful tits. She pulled her shirt up to reveal full C or small D naturals that were amazing. She took my hand and put them on then and they felt amazing. She is probably 30 or so but looks young. She seems to try and please and I enjoyed Russian finishes with those beautiful things wrapped around me and looking at her pretty face. Been a heck of a week for me. Language barrier sucks so if you care about that then she might not be for you. She has a little language device for you to talk into that translates instead of just using her phone. Decent butt on her. I'm thinking the pics they used to run of her might be accurate from the old ads for there.

I've never used the places out south that everyone loves but this seems to be one on the northside. Crowded area but you can skip in pretty discreetly depending on your timing.

[PetRain]

I am headed into Chicago tomorrow. I have never been to a place in Chicago as I am closer to Grand Rapids, MI. But I thought I would partake of the Chicago experience. After reading some reviews going back a few pages. I am not sure where I should go. Can any of you nice guys help me out? Thanks for the help.

[LC310]

Where is this located?

S Halsted and W 26th Street.

[Heathwood]

Where is this located?

So I texted ahead, and they urged me to 'come now. ' I arrived, and Amy was busy with someone else. I waited I think ten minutes? Not a huge deal to me, but I'm patient and some guys aren't, so take that as you will.

Amy was tall, about 5'7", and had a great body. Pretty face, big tits, pretty curvy, not a hardbody but I was happy. Did not match any of the pics they sent me, but it was not a problem. Weak English.

We spent a lot of time in the table shower. She got naked and washed me head to toe, and rubbed soap all over me with her tits. She rinsed out my butt and rimmed me, which was a first. Lots of tongue bathing. It was, I dunno, not super hot for me? She was friendly, not really into me, but not distant or hostile or anything. Lots of eye contact, but not hot. There was a connection, but not really a sexual connection.

We got back to the room and she wants to 69. She throws a leg over and sits properly on my face, I didn't have to sit up to munch away, like I seem to have to often. Pretty clean, not super wet. The suck was good. Not chrome off a trailer hitch good, but I CIM.

They listed a bunch of stuff for the $300 hour over the $200 hour. We hit a lot of it but not all of it. No DFK, no GFE. No 2 pops. (no PIV.).

We finished early, so I asked for a massage, which I did need. She did ok. It wasn't completely half-assed like you get in a lot of FS places. I've had better, I've had worse.

I wasn't unhappy with the experience. I feel like there was a lot of focus on stuff that didn't do much for me. Tongue bathing, rimming. Meh. Rub the titties in my face, sweetheart, not on my back.

I would recommend if you like that stuff. If I went back and pulled her again, I would want to take charge and give more direction.

There was another girl I saw coming out of a room when I was coming out of the shower. She was very smiley and friendly, but it was brief. Maybe Judy?

[WalkingHard]

I do not post often in this Chicago forum because I am mostly in LA. Is this the norm for a review?

With such weak AF information like:

"left happy".
"new going rate".
"great personality".
"3 young girls".

You got some brass balls to say, "worth checking out" to finish this review.

If this is the norm here, please accept my apology.

LOL. You'll get absolute garbage info here for the most part. Tons of shills or promoters pumping up their girls and / or spa and the rest is garbage info like this that doesn't say anything at all. I've almost completely ceased giving info here or on RM because it's the same. So many lurkers that go to spas but don't contribute anything either for fear of being outed for giving a review or because the girl asked them not to say anything so they don't "out of respect" because they think the girl is going to fall in love with them and don't realize she messages all her friends in the MP community about his small weiner immediately after he walks out the door. I'll save you time and tell you this place is only worth visiting if you want L1 with a pretty good massage from 35-45 yo mid provider. The free covered parking is convenient though.

[Fit312]

There was another girl I saw coming out of a room when I was coming out of the shower. She was very smiley and friendly, but it was brief. Maybe Judy?

That would be her. I saw her last week and she didn't have much idea of what to do with a dick for a girl with a tattoo on her hand, but her pussy was accommodating. Nice tits.

[Perversity]

So I texted ahead, and they urged me to 'come now. ' I arrived, and Amy was busy with someone else. I waited I think ten minutes? Not a huge deal to me, but I'm patient and some guys aren't, so take that as you will.

Amy was tall, about 5'7", and had a great body. Pretty face, big tits, pretty curvy, not a hardbody but I was happy. Did not match any of the pics they sent me, but it was not a problem. Weak English.

We spent a lot of time in the table shower. She got naked and washed me head to toe, and rubbed soap all over me with her tits. She rinsed out my butt and rimmed me, which was a first. Lots of tongue bathing. It was, I dunno, not super hot for me? She was friendly, not really into me, but not distant or hostile or anything. Lots of eye contact, but not hot. There was a connection, but not really a sexual connection.

We got back to the room and she wants to 69. She throws a leg over and sits properly on my face, I didn't have to sit up to munch away, like I seem to have to often. Pretty clean, not super wet. The suck was good. Not chrome off a trailer hitch good, but I CIM.

They listed a bunch of stuff for the $300 hour over the $200 hour. We hit a lot of it but not all of it. No DFK, no GFE. No 2 pops. (no PIV.).

We finished early, so I asked for a massage, which I did need. She did ok. It wasn't completely half-assed like you get in a lot of FS places. I've had better, I've had worse.

I wasn't unhappy with the experience. I feel like there was a lot of focus on stuff that didn't do much for me. Tongue bathing, rimming. Meh. Rub the titties in my face, sweetheart, not on my back.

I would recommend if you like that stuff. If I went back and pulled her again, I would want to take charge and give more direction.

There was another girl I saw coming out of a room when I was coming out of the shower. She was very smiley and friendly, but it was brief. Maybe Judy?

[LC310]

Went to this spa. Always drive by it and saw free indoor parking. Called the number as I pulled in the driveway. They opened the door and told to park in space 2. Went in saw 3 young girls sitting their. I picked Esther. Great personality and massage. On the flip she ask me what I like. I left happy. I tipped the new going rate. You might see a familiar face running the place. It's worth checking out.

I do not post often in this Chicago forum because I am mostly in LA. Is this the norm for a review?

With such weak AF information like:

"left happy".
"new going rate".
"great personality".
"3 young girls".

You got some brass balls to say, "worth checking out" to finish this review.

If this is the norm here, please accept my apology.

[ConfuciusMan]

Went to this spa. Always drive by it and saw free indoor parking. Called the number as I pulled in the driveway. They opened the door and told to park in space 2. Went in saw 3 young girls sitting their. I picked Esther. Great personality and massage. On the flip she ask me what I like. I left happy. I tipped the new going rate. You might see a familiar face running the place. It's worth checking out.

[ThrilHouse]

Funny you should mention that. I did the rounds on Saturday and met Apple at Orange and Summer at Archer. Apple was kinda cute and flirty, so I went back this morning even though one of the regulars had beat me to it. I went inside and asked for Apple, but Coco with the tattoo on her wrist tried to lead me to a room. She didn't speak any English and I didn't like how things were going, so I bailed out. Needless to say, the pictures on the web site were not of these two girls. I had re-upped on RubMaps this morning to get some intel on Summer and someone claimed to have had a good session with her for $150 after house fee and mentioned a big tattoo on her leg. I went to Archer and floated that number after a little negotiation and got BBBJ, DATY, LFK, and CFS in multiple positions. Chatted a bit with Helen afterwards who is a taller woman from Flushing, Queens. Smoked a doob and went to Starbucks before stopping by 819. Was not pleased to see that there was a doorman there, but spoke to Angela briefly before hitting the road and snooping around the Grand / Chicago area. It's the least I can do as the Junior Ambassador or my name isn't FuckIt216!

You forgot to change your persona. Or am I seeing things hahaha.

[FuckIt216]

It's useless. They won't post their experiences because they will say oh I don't want my girls to be run over by all the mongers.

Here are some pics that I took on my own phone for a girl who was at BHC last year and shared with close to 70 guys privately. Anyone who has seen the pics or had a session with her will recognize who she is. There were quite a few positive reviews of her. The hype on her was as real as it gets. A true petite spinner who speaks good English. I stop taking and sharing pics, because it wasn't fun anymore.

Because of these pics I went to BHC and that was my love affair with them and Orange that girl in the pics was.

[ThrilHouse]

The Sun-Times is how I found the old Rainbow Spa in Rockford. My first bare back spa. Well worth the 1:15 drive. I remember picking up the latest Gentleman's Page as well at the adult video store on Peterson. All pre-Internet for me.

Rockford wasn't my first foray but I did enjoy the lingerie shows.

If I don't comment much is because the girls I have do see are already reviewed. Would we want. More Richie reviews or clm? Nope, I have had plenty of people ask via pm and will answer then. The difference is this board has always been fair and open, if it fills with shills it will turn into the maps haha. I don't complain about the price point but we have white knights saying xyz, if anything they are a quick fix. I usually dabble in escorts at that price point in my opinion more bang for your $. Though I do partake at O'Hare girls along with kp.

To the poster for Belmont by ep thank you, I had similar experience and it was enjoyable. My only concern would be to public and reminds me of good times with ng LOL.

[Fit312]

By the way, I don't complain about those who try to nickel and dime these girls then wonder why they get sub par service and the girl leaves town. Maybe just take intel on what others pay as exactly that instead of complaining that others are overpaying or "driving rates up."

Funny you should mention that. I did the rounds on Saturday and met Apple at Orange and Summer at Archer. Apple was kinda cute and flirty, so I went back this morning even though one of the regulars had beat me to it. I went inside and asked for Apple, but Coco with the tattoo on her wrist tried to lead me to a room. She didn't speak any English and I didn't like how things were going, so I bailed out. Needless to say, the pictures on the web site were not of these two girls. I had re-upped on RubMaps this morning to get some intel on Summer and someone claimed to have had a good session with her for $150 after house fee and mentioned a big tattoo on her leg. I went to Archer and floated that number after a little negotiation and got BBBJ, DATY, LFK, and CFS in multiple positions. Chatted a bit with Helen afterwards who is a taller woman from Flushing, Queens. Smoked a doob and went to Starbucks before stopping by 819. Was not pleased to see that there was a doorman there, but spoke to Angela briefly before hitting the road and snooping around the Grand / Chicago area. It's the least I can do as the Junior Ambassador or my name isn't FuckIt216!

[JJuanht]

Feel free to head over there and TOFTT. I'd be interested in hearing about the new rotation as well!

One of the new girls is Angela that was at Archer a few months back. Ok looking. Has a nice set that's all natural. Gives a half-assed massage and spends a lot of time answering your guys' texts.

[OF Charlie]

I'm not going to name any names here but if people want more posts from certain parts of town like the north side, or certain types of places, then I've got a crazy idea. Post them. Go out there and show us what we are all missing and report back instead of complaining about the same places being reported on here and accusing those who report on those places of being "shills". Especially ironic considering many of these folks have barely any posts of actionable intelligence themselves and mostly comment on what others post or enjoy telling us all about the "good ol days" when there were only newspapers to go from and you had no idea what you were walking into.

Putting parlors like Ruby, 819, Orange, etc. Into their own thread isn't going to magically create more intel here on L1 places or cheaper places or places in other parts of town or whatever it is you would rather hear about. The reason those parlors are reported on so much is because for service more than L1/ L2 that's where the action is. And they just happen to all be on the same part of town for obvious reasons. And most on here are looking for more than L1 and with women under 60. So if you know of some quality places with great girls and extras that aren't being discussed then do tell. And hey I got another crazy idea, if someone reported on someplace and you went and had a different experience maybe report back and let us know? Fact is that without posts about the aforementioned and others like them, it would be tumbleweeds blowing around here.

And as far as OF Charlie goes, who really cares what his connection to the parlors is? He consistently provides actionable and reliable intel and information. In fact if I'm correct he was the first to report on the new happenings at Natural Healers on the NORTH side.

By the way, I don't complain about those who try to nickel and dime these girls then wonder why they get sub par service and the girl leaves town. Maybe just take intel on what others pay as exactly that instead of complaining that others are overpaying or "driving rates up." Yes rates are going up. I spent $13 on a "value meal" at Burger King the other day. I don't offer them $10 then get out of my car and complain to the other patrons that they're overpaying or how much a value meal cost in 1993. If I don't want to pay $13 maybe I should be eating ramen noodles instead of a whopper with cheese.

Sorry for the rant. It's just weird to have people who aren't reporting on anything, post after post complaining about those who are.

It's useless. They won't post their experiences because they will say oh I don't want my girls to be run over by all the mongers.

Here are some pics that I took on my own phone for a girl who was at BHC last year and shared with close to 70 guys privately. Anyone who has seen the pics or had a session with her will recognize who she is. There were quite a few positive reviews of her. The hype on her was as real as it gets. A true petite spinner who speaks good English. I stop taking and sharing pics, because it wasn't fun anymore.