Massage Parlor Reports

**ExtraSensation** · 08-06-23 20:40

I've recently seen a couple references to CL, Craigslist, like this one. I know Craigslist stopped running massage ads a few years ago. So what is this "CL" of which you speak?

Originally Posted by NamelessDrone [View Original Post]

Two places in Everett have popped up on CL that look super legit. Curious if anyone has intel.

http://soulmassageeverett.com/

Revive Therapeutic Massage on Madison St.

**FromTheJump2** · 08-06-23 14:39

Gave Magnolia a shot later in the evening. Candy was the only one that came out. Maybe 5'6, soft mid section but not chunky at all. No ass but that's common. Dropped 220 total for a hh, BBBJ and cfs. Only needed one position as the BBBJ was pretty decent. She rubbed my balls a lot which I love. No BBFS on the table regardless of more tip.

I don't typically live AMP experiences but will sometimes give them a shot. This one wasn't bad.

**Lewdovico** · 08-05-23 22:33

I tried King's for the first time. Interesting experience, don't know that I would repeat, given that I only have a few opportunities per year to sample AMPs in the area.
On a weeknight at 7-ish pm only Happy seemed to work there.
Granny territory with nice bolt-ons.
Very friendly, especially after I handed over 2 benjis (service and tip altogether.
Table shower was nice, but I don't like the room setup -- the one at Sun is much more spacious, or so I remember.
She probed gently my anus, I gave her a go, and she managed a timid PM in the shower.
The massage was good, and she put a lot of effort into that, explicitly wanting me to relax properly.
She finally got undressed, started a b2 b massage, and ended up rimming me for a few minutes, excellent job.
After the flip she provided a decent BBBJ though not very deep. I'm not long but thicker than average.
I asked to return the favor, which she seem to enjoy, then we proceeded to the main course, a couple of positions, and great satisfaction on my part.
She cleaned me up, helped with shoes and sent me on my way.

Fast forward a couple of night later and I'm left at 11 pm in (North) Seattle with some craving, but no energy to trek to Everett, so I tried Apple on 85th.
Yo-yo works there, less than 30 yo, bolt-ons, nice smile. $. 4 , 30 minutes massage.
No shower. Though there is a standard one in the entrance for anyone needing one. And barely a massage, probably the worst fake massage of any AMP I've experienced.
At the flip, we "negotiated" 1 $ for BJ, nothing more was available due to her period (just my luck).
Covered experience, ok, I had to stop her and direct her to do a better job, but being half the age of Happy helped a lot the situation.
I left happy with some cold water and ready to sleep peacefully.

Have fun out there!

**GoaThillBilly** · 08-04-23 16:14

Hit it up again, and was greeted by a new, younger female, slender and maybe late 30's. Asked for the Mamasan and then asked her about the new ones services. She claimed that she didn't know, yea right. So I went with the older one since she has an open menu and good rate. Was a good experience except for 2 things, they did the annoying 10 increase to 50 for a hh and I typically tip her 100 but this time she asked for 140 to which I declined. We proceeded anyway and I left the usual tip which she did not count, so not sure if she was happy. Probably try the younger on next time and if someone else does please let me know here or via PM how that goes But I have to say, what a horrible location for a parlor, right next to a Baskin Robbins. Upon my exit there was a family sitting eating ice cream at a table outside near where I exited, and here I was with my water bottle of shame, arrrrr!

**Regularity** · 08-04-23 12:33

Originally Posted by PeterHouston [View Original Post]

Found an ad On CL for a massage in Bellevue.

Anyone seen her before?

She has a 314 area code.

I have attached her picture.

She looks hot and maybe worth a try. I might contact her. Just a heads up, though. While I have had some great success recently with some craigslist providers, some ads are fake, and the phone number will be for someone else. One time, there was an ad with a hot woman in it. The person who texted me back told me that he was a dude, and that he didn't place the ad. I told him that I'd flag the ad for removal. That's happened to me twice now.

**AussieFury** · 08-04-23 09:27

Originally Posted by JohnG01 [View Original Post]

No, I checked in at a place on 45th and another on 50th.

Funny enough, after I left the CFG, they texted me a 3rd address and said "promise young girl". I obviously didn't try after getting the run around to 2 locations already and the 3rd was in the wrong direction.

I highly recommend that people walk if the lady isn't what your looking for. They lie about age and looks. No reason to give them a penny unless you're happy with what you see. Again, I understand that 22 yo is total b. S. ,but if you're going to say 22,at least present someone who's within 8 years of that age.

Classic Fuckery!

**Loren Daiz** · 08-03-23 23:57

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review! You should totally post it over at RubMaps to offset the suspiciously glorious reviews that forget dude constantly dumps off.

I've been a couple of times, never seen person mentioned, but never been disappointed. Sorry it wasn't great, those suck, had those experiences too.

**PeterHouston** · 08-03-23 23:37

Hit THE ONE the other day. They advertised a $49 four hand massage for half an hour. I confirmed via text. Thought I would give it a try. Showed up and the two women there said it was 100 or 49 each masseuse. They were in their late 40's or their 50's. Wearing dresses but neither was very attractive to me. I just left.

Went over to try ESSENCE Massage 42 xx aurora. Greeted by Angel. At first glance I thought she was in her 50's but looked closer and think she is early 40's. Short and a bit chuncky. Wore a mid thigh dress. Very nice. Paid for an hour massage and received the full hour. Pretty decent massage too. Decent HE too. No negotiating either. Allowed otc roaming down south. Wearing heavy duty panties LOL.

Not sure what else is on the menu as that was all I wanted. 6 tip for which she seemed really happy to receive. One of the m ore plesant AMP experiences for me recently.

Treat her well. She seemed like a really nice woman.

**PeterHouston** · 08-03-23 23:25

Found an ad On CL for a massage in Bellevue.

Anyone seen her before?

She has a 314 area code.

I have attached her picture.

**JohnG01** · 08-03-23 17:34

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

Was this at the 65th spot? Was considering it today, but you may have saved me some time.

No, I checked in at a place on 45th and another on 50th.

Funny enough, after I left the CFG, they texted me a 3rd address and said "promise young girl". I obviously didn't try after getting the run around to 2 locations already and the 3rd was in the wrong direction.

I highly recommend that people walk if the lady isn't what your looking for. They lie about age and looks. No reason to give them a penny unless you're happy with what you see. Again, I understand that 22 yo is total b. S. ,but if you're going to say 22,at least present someone who's within 8 years of that age.

**JMirage** · 08-03-23 15:20

Was this at the 65th spot? Was considering it today, but you may have saved me some time.

Originally Posted by JohnG01 [View Original Post]

I now have exactly 2 experiences. The first was a long time ago. First try with them. I met a reasonably attractive lady who definitely passed for late 20's. Service was scripted but not bad. In and out quick.

Today, I found myself in the general vicinity with time to kill and an alibi. Thought what the hell, let's see what's on offer. I was given an address that was 10 minutes or so from where I was. No prices were mentioned. I hit the atm assuming the normal half hour donation. I the made my way to the address. After 5 ish minutes of silence, I was about to leave when I was asked to go to a different location 10 minutes away. I was told there would be 2 girls to choose from. I almost bailed then but figured I was in this far I may as well go see. So I get there and again responses are slow. Finally I'm called by a woman with a thick accent and asked a couple profile questions. All good I'm given the unit #. Upon entry I'm met by a woman I'd guess to be in her 40's. She's definitely not my type not quite bbw but very "full". Now some guys like that. I even like that on occasion but I was told that there would be 2 girls to chose from and they were 22. I didn't believe the age but in this case there was only 1 woman and she was likely twice the age of 22. I politely left.

Figured I may as well do the rounds and stopped at a couple massage parlors in the Wallingford vicinity. I both cases I was met by women in their 40's who just didn't do it for me.

Thankfully the big head was in charge today so my pocket book is still full and I'm definitely still free.

**KitWalker1967** · 08-03-23 11:01

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

Really needed a nut today after hanging with a hot coworker. Hit up a few places in the north end and nobody was doing it. Ended up at Lake Serene. Was brought in by a gal named "kay", older but tiny, tight with a nice pair. Attractive enough. I can work with that. Did some massage and asked for a tip. Two hundo total. I was actually down a 10 but she was fine with it.

After some crappy massage she gave me brief CBJ the. Demanded I get on top of her. I pumped a bit but she kept holding me back with forearms. I was seriously not being rough at all. I convinced her to do some doggy. I like her right little body but she was asking for me to finish. I told her to flip again and pumped away in Noah for a weak finish in the bag. I wasn't rude but very visibly unimpressed. She tried to lighten the mood in clean up and call me a beg monster but I just wanted to leave. Toom my expensive shame water and hot the road.

Unless you have better luck than I do maybe avoid?

I think I need a new hobby.

Thanks for the review! You should totally post it over at RubMaps to offset the suspiciously glorious reviews that fffforget dude constantly dumps off.

**Nameless Drone** · 08-03-23 11:00

New guy checking in. Been AMPing in Seattle for the last couple of years and been lurking here for a few months. Also seen many of the AAMP ladies over the years, not so much the new crop other than Lita.

Most of my activity is north around Everett / Lynnwood. Favorites are Sunshine Massage in Lynwood and Natural Healing (or whatever it's called now) in Everett. I avoid the major Lynwood AMPs. I like to TOFTT new places to see what might happen. Part of the fun for me. I also like places that are relatively nice; I've hit some real dumps and it's just not my thing. I'm older than dirt so I really don't care about the ancient ladies as long as they look reasonably good and deliver. Still, I like something young and tight as much as the next guy. Been trying a few places Eastside lately but mostly coming up empty. I'm open to sharing information posting here and private message.

Two places in Everett have popped up on CL that look super legit. Curious if anyone has intel.

http://soulmassageeverett.com/

Revive Therapeutic Massage on Madison St.

**DamianDono** · 08-03-23 03:18

Really needed a nut today after hanging with a hot coworker. Hit up a few places in the north end and nobody was doing it. Ended up at Lake Serene. Was brought in by a gal named "kay", older but tiny, tight with a nice pair. Attractive enough. I can work with that. Did some massage and asked for a tip. Two hundo total. I was actually down a 10 but she was fine with it.

After some crappy massage she gave me brief CBJ the. Demanded I get on top of her. I pumped a bit but she kept holding me back with forearms. I was seriously not being rough at all. I convinced her to do some doggy. I like her right little body but she was asking for me to finish. I told her to flip again and pumped away in Noah for a weak finish in the bag. I wasn't rude but very visibly unimpressed. She tried to lighten the mood in clean up and call me a beg monster but I just wanted to leave. Toom my expensive shame water and hot the road.

Unless you have better luck than I do maybe avoid?

I think I need a new hobby.

**Bench Clot** · 08-03-23 01:25

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

Funny, I stopped seeing Amy at Yili because she eventually skipped any attempt at a massage. And yes, I heard from Alice who used to work there that the rumor was that Amy went back to China (although Alice didn't believe that).

Smiling Art you can occasionally get a good massage there, but it depends on who you get, and who you get changes at virtually every visit. Although Cindy has been there for awhile and gives decent enough massages, but she can be either there or at Champion.

I've seen people happy about the massages at that place at 39th and Aurora, but she's too old and unappealing for me. Also Candy at Eternity on 145th and Greenwood gives a good massage, but again probably classified as too old and unappealing. Symmetry Spa across the street usually has good massages, but then you run the very high risk of no extras. Unless something has changed since I've last been there.

Weird—I always found Amy to be the most consistent combo experience—skilled and enthusiastic in both departments. She'll be missed if she went back to China—hopefully Alice is right and then maybe she'll resurface.

Tried the new place on 101st and Greenwood— seems like a legit place, but the massage was worth the cost, at least.