Massage Parlor Reports

[KitWalker1967]

Really needed a nut today after hanging with a hot coworker. Hit up a few places in the north end and nobody was doing it. Ended up at Lake Serene. Was brought in by a gal named "kay", older but tiny, tight with a nice pair. Attractive enough. I can work with that. Did some massage and asked for a tip. Two hundo total. I was actually down a 10 but she was fine with it.

After some crappy massage she gave me brief CBJ the. Demanded I get on top of her. I pumped a bit but she kept holding me back with forearms. I was seriously not being rough at all. I convinced her to do some doggy. I like her right little body but she was asking for me to finish. I told her to flip again and pumped away in Noah for a weak finish in the bag. I wasn't rude but very visibly unimpressed. She tried to lighten the mood in clean up and call me a beg monster but I just wanted to leave. Toom my expensive shame water and hot the road.

Unless you have better luck than I do maybe avoid?

I think I need a new hobby.

Thanks for the review! You should totally post it over at RubMaps to offset the suspiciously glorious reviews that fffforget dude constantly dumps off.

[Nameless Drone]

New guy checking in. Been AMPing in Seattle for the last couple of years and been lurking here for a few months. Also seen many of the AAMP ladies over the years, not so much the new crop other than Lita.

Most of my activity is north around Everett / Lynnwood. Favorites are Sunshine Massage in Lynwood and Natural Healing (or whatever it's called now) in Everett. I avoid the major Lynwood AMPs. I like to TOFTT new places to see what might happen. Part of the fun for me. I also like places that are relatively nice; I've hit some real dumps and it's just not my thing. I'm older than dirt so I really don't care about the ancient ladies as long as they look reasonably good and deliver. Still, I like something young and tight as much as the next guy. Been trying a few places Eastside lately but mostly coming up empty. I'm open to sharing information posting here and private message.

Two places in Everett have popped up on CL that look super legit. Curious if anyone has intel.

http://soulmassageeverett.com/

Revive Therapeutic Massage on Madison St.

[DamianDono]

Really needed a nut today after hanging with a hot coworker. Hit up a few places in the north end and nobody was doing it. Ended up at Lake Serene. Was brought in by a gal named "kay", older but tiny, tight with a nice pair. Attractive enough. I can work with that. Did some massage and asked for a tip. Two hundo total. I was actually down a 10 but she was fine with it.

After some crappy massage she gave me brief CBJ the. Demanded I get on top of her. I pumped a bit but she kept holding me back with forearms. I was seriously not being rough at all. I convinced her to do some doggy. I like her right little body but she was asking for me to finish. I told her to flip again and pumped away in Noah for a weak finish in the bag. I wasn't rude but very visibly unimpressed. She tried to lighten the mood in clean up and call me a beg monster but I just wanted to leave. Toom my expensive shame water and hot the road.

Unless you have better luck than I do maybe avoid?

I think I need a new hobby.

[Bench Clot]

Funny, I stopped seeing Amy at Yili because she eventually skipped any attempt at a massage. And yes, I heard from Alice who used to work there that the rumor was that Amy went back to China (although Alice didn't believe that).

Smiling Art you can occasionally get a good massage there, but it depends on who you get, and who you get changes at virtually every visit. Although Cindy has been there for awhile and gives decent enough massages, but she can be either there or at Champion.

I've seen people happy about the massages at that place at 39th and Aurora, but she's too old and unappealing for me. Also Candy at Eternity on 145th and Greenwood gives a good massage, but again probably classified as too old and unappealing. Symmetry Spa across the street usually has good massages, but then you run the very high risk of no extras. Unless something has changed since I've last been there.

Weird—I always found Amy to be the most consistent combo experience—skilled and enthusiastic in both departments. She'll be missed if she went back to China—hopefully Alice is right and then maybe she'll resurface.

Tried the new place on 101st and Greenwood— seems like a legit place, but the massage was worth the cost, at least.

[Bench Clot]

Just signs for Health Massage and a phone number. No ads when I Google the phone number, no RM or Google map location there. Tried calling but they didn't answer. May TOFTT because I'm curious, but if anyone else beat me to it I'd love to know.

Good massage, though.

[BangWarrior]

I hope this is the right place to ask but any inputs on https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ere-33634.html.

I think I was in the building and turned out to be an old lady, not sure if this is also a bait and switch case.

[TeaBitch6]

Jenny opened door I usually see happy / seven but she looked sexy so I thought about trying her out. Back to room she left a few minutes after she returns I pull her to my as I was standing there naked start moving my hands up her short dress she pulls down dress to show breasts which I slowly squeeze and suck nipples I lay face up on table she takes off dress and starts sucking dick as I rub her clit she's really wet from all the creampies that evening I heard alot of mongers coming and going after few minutes I couldn't wait had her hop right on she asked no cip she rode me nice and hard we switched to me on top her pussy was dripping wet pounded hard till I couldn't hold back in the heat of thing blew deep inside her pussy held inside while I kissed and sucked nipple slowly pulled out and she was dripping with cum. She giggled and wiped herself up came back cleaned me up. I always cip feels so good to dump load inside. Older lady comes in gives me hard massage and later table shower I was out in 45 min. I'll probably see happy again she takes creampie and licks ass is a trooper.

Thank you!

[Original703]

I visited ThaiMaya recently for massage and companion services. Her ad says, "I am sweet Asian lady offering full body rub to melt your stress, private, safe, clean and very convenient location. You will be satisfied with my service". That proved accurate: she neither over-promised nor over-delivered.

$200 all in. Pleasant, discreet apartment in Tukwila. She is a nice person, forthcoming and friendly. Body rub was fine: not LMP-level nor rushed, gentle finger touch, somewhere in between. During and after the body rub, there was some teasing. Then BJ and CFS in several positions.

Listed age on her profile is 35, but she's much older than that: she said she plans to retire from the hobby within the next year. Profile says "HWP," but her body type is slightly more chubby than what I consider to be HWP--still it's consistent with the USA Version of that phrase.

Probably won't visit again. On that evening, there was another hobbyist vying for the same appointment time as me. I'm hopeful you found a different, excellent provider. If so, can you PM me?

[Bonnaryi]

Can anyone that has a rubmap account post bare69's review of Jenny? I appreciate it.

Jenny opened door I usually see happy / seven but she looked sexy so I thought about trying her out. Back to room she left a few minutes after she returns I pull her to my as I was standing there naked start moving my hands up her short dress she pulls down dress to show breasts which I slowly squeeze and suck nipples I lay face up on table she takes off dress and starts sucking dick as I rub her clit she's really wet from all the creampies that evening I heard alot of mongers coming and going after few minutes I couldn't wait had her hop right on she asked no cip she rode me nice and hard we switched to me on top her pussy was dripping wet pounded hard till I couldn't hold back in the heat of thing blew deep inside her pussy held inside while I kissed and sucked nipple slowly pulled out and she was dripping with cum. She giggled and wiped herself up came back cleaned me up. I always cip feels so good to dump load inside. Older lady comes in gives me hard massage and later table shower I was out in 45 min. I'll probably see happy again she takes creampie and licks ass is a trooper.

[TeaBitch6]

Can anyone that has a rubmap account post bare69's review of Jenny? I appreciate it.

[JohnG01]

The AdultSearch ads are for the crew I call the CFG: Chinese Fuckery Group. Because fuckery abounds with them.

Fake photos always. You have to be willing to walk when she's an uggo or a fatty. Some winners for sure but you'll have to deal with fuckery.

Do a search here for CFG and you'll get lots of past intel.

I now have exactly 2 experiences. The first was a long time ago. First try with them. I met a reasonably attractive lady who definitely passed for late 20's. Service was scripted but not bad. In and out quick.

Today, I found myself in the general vicinity with time to kill and an alibi. Thought what the hell, let's see what's on offer. I was given an address that was 10 minutes or so from where I was. No prices were mentioned. I hit the atm assuming the normal half hour donation. I the made my way to the address. After 5 ish minutes of silence, I was about to leave when I was asked to go to a different location 10 minutes away. I was told there would be 2 girls to choose from. I almost bailed then but figured I was in this far I may as well go see. So I get there and again responses are slow. Finally I'm called by a woman with a thick accent and asked a couple profile questions. All good I'm given the unit #. Upon entry I'm met by a woman I'd guess to be in her 40's. She's definitely not my type not quite bbw but very "full". Now some guys like that. I even like that on occasion but I was told that there would be 2 girls to chose from and they were 22. I didn't believe the age but in this case there was only 1 woman and she was likely twice the age of 22. I politely left.

Figured I may as well do the rounds and stopped at a couple massage parlors in the Wallingford vicinity. I both cases I was met by women in their 40's who just didn't do it for me.

Thankfully the big head was in charge today so my pocket book is still full and I'm definitely still free.

[LiteSoda]

Can confirm this one in Kirkland. Met a young (for WA, 35-45) provider named Cici. Short, a little thicc, and mediocre massage and HJ. 50 for HH, 60 for HE. Dropped her to reveal a bra, but that's it. Mild OTC roaming, HJ was just a standard tug with some ball rub. Nothing to write home about it but a cheap option in the area from a non-granny.

Cici was cute and English was good.

Did she have a little white dog hanging out at the shop?

[MikeWall]

Me, too, going to start using this.

Bakers and donuts. I love it!

[GeniusCasanova]

Can confirm this one in Kirkland. Met a young (for WA, 35-45) provider named Cici. Short, a little thicc, and mediocre massage and HJ. 50 for HH, 60 for HE. Dropped her to reveal a bra, but that's it. Mild OTC roaming, HJ was just a standard tug with some ball rub. Nothing to write home about it but a cheap option in the area from a non-granny.

Cici was cute and English was good.

[Loopguystl]

Hi All,

I know a couple that offer a handy (and more) after a few sessions. These are legit therapists and not an AMP or AAMPs. I would love to exchange intel. I imagine some of you know folks I don't know about and vice versa. So let's spread the joy.

But please I am not looking for the obvious ones. If they post on the other board, STG or have a neon sign outside, then that is not what I am looking for.