Escort Reports

[WreckAsaurus]

Why'all maybe I shoulda seen this coming, but Ashley, lady keeps posting for "Newbedford" (sic) - she ain't worth it, no way no how. Apologies to Ashley in advance for this roast, but my therapist tells me I need to get my anger out in a healthy way and brother this is about as healthy as I can muster.

So I've seen the mediocre reviews saying she ain't all that and a bag of chips. I wrote her off, decided to look elsewhere for a while. Then she starts putting up different posts, saying she'll do DT BBBJ. Now I don't know about you, but that's the whole reason I'm in this hobby. My loving life partner has got everything else down on lock except head (sorry hon! And I know how good that shit can be. That's the good shit I'm risking my freedom for, God Bless America. That shit's what Jesus Christ our lord and savior blew up the dinosaurs and planted us here for, getting the slurp good style til ya yartz down the gullet. So I figure maybe she's changed her setup and kicked it up a notch.

She directs me to the most depressing public housing in all of Herman Melville's favorite podunk harbor town. I'm talking, no AC, flies in the hallway, whole place looks and smells like it's covered in cat piss. She gives me the wrong apartment number and I damn near spook someone's sweet ol' grandma. She pops out of the actual apartment at the last second and brings me in.

Her relative is there with her, sister or aunt or something like that, walking around in the next room. She says it's cool you're fine, I go okay sure thing. I pass along the 1. 6 for HHR. And if you thought things were looking bad already, THIS is when things start going downhill.

She puts my bare ass on her stanky pleather couch, sticking to my cheeks with the collective butt crust of half a dozen other local suckers. She tells me to put on a rubber. I'm like "your ad said I didn't need one", she's like "well you do". So in the words of God's favorite octogenarian, "That was a lie!

So get this. I got my tucus stuck to her Reagan era furnishings, willy in the stale wind, and THIS is when she asks me if I'm a cop. Buddy, do I look like I got handcuffs on the tip of that dang thing?

So anyhow we get to business and guys, she's awful. Rusty mechanical HJ, I'd probably get better from Bender Futurama. Craning her arms up and over like a dang alien. No joke gripping the thing like a dang claw machine from an arcade. Then she does this thing, where her mouth hovers half an inch over Willy One-Eye, and she shakes her head around like a bass on a reel, making I kid you not absolutely no contact. I go "so when does the BJ start" and she says "this is it". Got here for DTBBBJ, got some creepy air guitar CBJ instead.

After I kid you not, five minutes of this (yes that's right half the time to cook ten minute rice), she goes, "are you done yet? I remind her I paid for half an hour, she goes "yeah it's never that long, it's usually like a quarter that long. " Now in case you were born yesterday, let me tell you, that's not how anyone worth a dang does it. If anything, that's the minimum time you're there, if they're even a little worth it. I mean, at this point, I ain't blasting off no ghost suck no matter how long I'm there, so I shrug and pull my pants back up.

Y'all, if any of you know someone in New Bedford with that good gawk gawk, hook a brother up. It frustrates me because I know there's better out there. For less than what I donated here, I've got BBBJCIM for forty-five frickin minutes. And it was the good shit. Maybe three months ago! And if somehow the stunts this lady pulls is enough to get you off, buddy I got some advice for you, for half the price you can get one of those high-end fleshlights. I can tell you from experience, that goop in a can's ten times the business this lady's serving.

I'm dying out here, folks. Someone throw me a bone.

[BbcKilla]

BBW Kate. Lots of reviews in the Cape section.

Is she any good? Have you seen her?

[CapeCod6]

Has any one tried the bbw in Wareham that dose car dates 100 $? Any good??

BBW Kate. Lots of reviews in the Cape section.

[I On Da Street]

Has any one tried the bbw in Wareham that dose car dates 100 $? Any good??

I forget the name, and I'm pretty sure there are ample and mostly negative reviews of her now. She used to be a cheap option years ago when she was FS with minimal rules for what she wants for a BJ now. Also check the cape forum.

[BbcKilla]

Has any one tried the bbw in Wareham that dose car dates 100 $? Any good??

[RobePete]

We need the details here. Did she cut and run with the money? Pick your pocket? Were there unsavory characters waiting in the shadows? She pull a gun?

And she pulled her ad down from STG. I shocked!

[FormerlyCongo]

We need the details here. Did she cut and run with the money? Pick your pocket? Were there unsavory characters waiting in the shadows? She pull a gun?

This one is a total scumbag and way older than 41. She will rob you too. Stay far away!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/south...e/282336648810

[MWaters]

This one is a total scumbag and way older than 41. She will rob you too. Stay far away!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/south...e/282336648810

[FormerlyCongo]

Saw her a whole back. Had some issues setting up since it seems she travels to her location from elsewhere. She was running late. Other delays had me waiting around for over an hour for her to get there. Quiet neighborhood small little house. Wants you to park in the driveway. She's def not single since there were men's shoes in the bedroom. She's got tats so those pics aren't her. Half hearted massage with lotion. CBJ finish. Really not my type at all so wouldn't repeat but as always YMMV.

Any intel on this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/cape-...e/897790052005

I don't recall seeing these pics before or reviews on her, but maybe I missed it. Memory failing, ha.

Capt.

[Anthony7]

Any info on this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/south...-/166247007742

[FairPlay]

Yeah I seen her off and on a few times. Definitely a POS scammer. When she first started she had some weight to her so nice figure but her service was quick BJ to get you up and then doggy only. Most of the time she fiending and will say whatever to get you to come. Last time I seen her she said she had incall, pulled up to address and she made me wait for awhile, some short dude left before her and walk down the street (guessing her dealer) then came out and met me in the street asking if we could do car date. Told her I don't like car dates and wished she would of said that before I got there. Shesaid don't worry you will this time. There was also some chick in a car just chillin, I asked her who that was and she said it was her friend. Super sketchy but we left, found a spot and it just wasn't working. Awful BJ, said forget it gave her 60. She was pissed and said she was going to blow my spot up on FB etc LOL.

I made an appointment about a week ago and she was much thinner, no curves, and showing signs of demons. I did not have paper at the time so asked to use app transaction and came through up front to show I was good business (my mistake) and she then forgot "Something" and ran back out and took off.

[ClayMcCoy]

She looks familiar for some reason. Anybody ever checked her out yet?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/catalina...taunton-419022#erotic.

I saw her about four years ago, used to share a hotel room with a friend and offered threesome. I did the threesome a couple of times with them. She didn't do much, just laid there and only did missionary, Her friend on the other hand was much better. She was into dirty talk, CIM and cowgirl. I ended up seeing her friend alone when they had a falling out. I'm guessing she isn't much better now than she was then.

For a couple of years, she posting offering a threesome with a guy instead of a girl.

Hope this helps.

[Anthony7]

That second pic in her ad is heavily filtered. So how bad are we talking in terms of accuracy? And when you say rip off are you referring to other unsavory types shaking you down or nondelivery of service?

I made an appointment about a week ago and she was much thinner, no curves, and showing signs of demons. I did not have paper at the time so asked to use app transaction and came through up front to show I was good business (my mistake) and she then forgot "Something" and ran back out and took off.

[Style20]

Thanks for the reply. I'm guessing by uncomfortable, you mean the incall location? It sucks if that's the case, she seems like good deal for price point.

Eww that chick. She look nothing at all like her pics. She was the one that robbed me when I first started doing this. Her partner came in the room and she said she had to give him something near the door. And they ran and never came back. Trust me, she don't look that fine in person.

[BobStevens]

Been posting on and off for a while, Saw her last year, bland service, wouldn't repeat, felt uncomfortable, But YMMV.

Thanks for the reply. I'm guessing by uncomfortable, you mean the incall location? It sucks if that's the case, she seems like good deal for price point.