Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

I've seen you mention a few times now, who you think are among the hottest girls at CLM. Would it be too much to ask for a ranking and / or description of the girls you've seen (face, body, and service)?

I'll start with the ones I've interacted with:

1. Zara. Hottest girl I've seen across the Chicago scene. Beautiful face and eyes and the absolute best body ever. Small waist, big curvy ass and a great set of man mades (possible the best job I've seen; could pass for natural). As for service, everything is covered and she raised her FS price from $$ to $$$ which is the only reason I haven't seen her in a while.

2. Maya. Cute face, big ass. Haven't seen her in over a year and wouldn't be surprised if she's picked up weight because she was a heavier frame although her tummy was flat. Everything was covered. Charged $ for CBJ and I negotiated $$ for FS although I think she initially quoted FS at $$ Worth it at $$ but definitely not at $$.

3. Bella. Average face, chubby / chunky body. Asked for. 5 for CBJ and $. 5 for bbj. Didn't attempt FS as she was a littler heavier than my taste for that. BBJ was good. A lot of spit and nastiness if you're into that sort of thing.

4. Suzie. Cute to avg face. Big butt but it's man made. Charged $ for bbj but said she doesn't do FS anymore. Service was poor. I've read good reviews of her in the past but personally I wouldn't repeat.

5. Hanna. Cute to avg face, big butt but kept stomach covered. Appeared to have a belly (possible baby damage). Negotiated $$ for FS but initially asked for $$$ or $$ Nothing especially negative to say about her but personally would not repeat.

6. Salma. Cute face, tall thin body, not a curvy ass or big boobs. Asked for $$ for FS, and was not open to negotiating.

This is my overall ranking factoring in appearance, service and price. Keeping in mind that my personal preference is cute face, flat stomach and big curvy ass, I'd rank the girls strictly on appearance as Zara, Maya, Salma, Suzie, Hanna, then Bella. Service / Experience / Personality ranking differs and I'd rank them Zara, Maya, Bella, Hanna, Suzie, Salma (note: I didn't receive any service from Salma as I couldn't go along with her price point).

Lots of different opinions on how much prettier one girl is over another, as different people have different tastes. That said, the "lookers" I've seen there so far in some rough order are:

1. Zara, for sure.

2. Cassandra.

3. Danielle.

4. Maya.

5. Julie.

6. Natalie.

7. Nikki.

Zara laps the field. Everybody else there is pretty close to each other. Depending on your particular taste. Short or taller, curvier or thinner, etc I can see 2-7 in any order.

In terms of menu, it's all basically the same. CBJ is +100 and CFS is +200 (I haven't seen Zara recently). DATY is included with FS, and YMMV for anything else beyond that. Most girls will be open to more the more you see them but it seems to vary from person to person.

There are a few other girls who are hot too but I haven't seen them listed lately, so I left them out, like Athena and Paola.

[Fantastico]

Man, I left Chicagolandbodyrubs.com for dead a few months ago but they've had a nice resurgence this summer. One girl there brought her entire crew with her and now the place is full of 20-something Latinas.

Most of then are new to sex work but the new girls I've seen so far (Danielle and Cassandra) have been eager to please.

I already reviewed Danielle. Let's talk Cassandra. For the first time ever a CLM girl actually looks better than her photo. I thought from the pic that she might be a little chubby. But Cassandra is actually gorgeous. Great body, not even thick like Bella and Camilla. She resembles Danielle, but is really done up like she's going to a club. She's hot. Sexy voice.

The usual +100/+200 CBJ / cfs. Did some LFK which I don't think she was expecting at first so I pulled back even though she voluntarily kissed me later on, probably after she got comfortable. These new girls are all trying to figure their limits out which is the only down side to seeing newbies.

DATY was the best part. She really loves it and cums hard. She was wavering on the CBJ vs BBBJ. She opted for the CBJ but was doing some ball licking, which is actually encouraging as she gets more comfortable with the work over time.

Overall, she's got a ton of potential. Expect her menu to ebb and flow over time as she gets settled in. My advice is to not try to push her boundaries too hard or she'll shut down instead of open up.

I've seen you mention a few times now, who you think are among the hottest girls at CLM. Would it be too much to ask for a ranking and / or description of the girls you've seen (face, body, and service)?

I'll start with the ones I've interacted with:

1. Zara. Hottest girl I've seen across the Chicago scene. Beautiful face and eyes and the absolute best body ever. Small waist, big curvy ass and a great set of man mades (possible the best job I've seen; could pass for natural). As for service, everything is covered and she raised her FS price from $$ to $$$ which is the only reason I haven't seen her in a while.

2. Maya. Cute face, big ass. Haven't seen her in over a year and wouldn't be surprised if she's picked up weight because she was a heavier frame although her tummy was flat. Everything was covered. Charged $ for CBJ and I negotiated $$ for FS although I think she initially quoted FS at $$ Worth it at $$ but definitely not at $$.

3. Bella. Average face, chubby / chunky body. Asked for. 5 for CBJ and $. 5 for bbj. Didn't attempt FS as she was a littler heavier than my taste for that. BBJ was good. A lot of spit and nastiness if you're into that sort of thing.

4. Suzie. Cute to avg face. Big butt but it's man made. Charged $ for bbj but said she doesn't do FS anymore. Service was poor. I've read good reviews of her in the past but personally I wouldn't repeat.

5. Hanna. Cute to avg face, big butt but kept stomach covered. Appeared to have a belly (possible baby damage). Negotiated $$ for FS but initially asked for $$$ or $$ Nothing especially negative to say about her but personally would not repeat.

6. Salma. Cute face, tall thin body, not a curvy ass or big boobs. Asked for $$ for FS, and was not open to negotiating.

This is my overall ranking factoring in appearance, service and price. Keeping in mind that my personal preference is cute face, flat stomach and big curvy ass, I'd rank the girls strictly on appearance as Zara, Maya, Salma, Suzie, Hanna, then Bella. Service / Experience / Personality ranking differs and I'd rank them Zara, Maya, Bella, Hanna, Suzie, Salma (note: I didn't receive any service from Salma as I couldn't go along with her price point).

[BeardAndInk]

Man, I left Chicagolandbodyrubs.com for dead a few months ago but they've had a nice resurgence this summer. One girl there brought her entire crew with her and now the place is full of 20-something Latinas.

Most of then are new to sex work but the new girls I've seen so far (Danielle and Cassandra) have been eager to please.

I already reviewed Danielle. Let's talk Cassandra. For the first time ever a CLM girl actually looks better than her photo. I thought from the pic that she might be a little chubby. But Cassandra is actually gorgeous. Great body, not even thick like Bella and Camilla. She resembles Danielle, but is really done up like she's going to a club. She's hot. Sexy voice.

The usual +100/+200 CBJ / cfs. Did some LFK which I don't think she was expecting at first so I pulled back even though she voluntarily kissed me later on, probably after she got comfortable. These new girls are all trying to figure their limits out which is the only down side to seeing newbies.

DATY was the best part. She really loves it and cums hard. She was wavering on the CBJ vs BBBJ. She opted for the CBJ but was doing some ball licking, which is actually encouraging as she gets more comfortable with the work over time..

Howdy Chicago- in town for business from Florida.

I've been researching here and have some questions it seems a little different than what I'm used to and want to get my info straight before going.

Chicagoland= CLM.

Thinking of Chicagoland.

Seems like the rate is 220 for the hour.

On this post it sounds like it's pay for extras like full service.

Hourly rate is $220 and for full service I'm looking at $420?

Is it hard to get an appointment?

I'd like to do verification if at all possible and looking for a place with flat rate no negotiation. Prefer latinas. Any help?

[FuckIt216]

Multiple handles? Poster TheRedStar just wrote a review for Judy at Tokyo on Monday. Are you saying that is my handle too? He has 130 posts. If you check his post history, the posts go back to 2017 covering multiple spas. There are other reviews of Tokyo by senior members, not newbies. Here is another example. Poster Satriani's review on Tokyo, post# 30552. He has 162 posts, going all the way back to 2010. I guess I had this second handle for all those years, just waiting to write a review for Tokyo? His review wasn't even all positive too. If you want to say something negative about a place, at least go try it first and write about your experience. I tell people about Tokyo because it's the only place that does nuru with authentic nuru gel. What about the famous Anne. There are at least 15 positive reviews for her, most of them by senior members. Are those all my handles too???

I have said this before, if you or anyone else don't like my posts just add me to your ignore list. It's really that simple. I will add you to my ignore list since you can't appreciate legit reviews by legit posters. Even fuckit216 posted a positive review for Judy too and he is mostly an Orange guy if you check his post history. So he is promoting Tokyo now?

Guys OFCharlie is the most legit guy in this forum and I would agree with him if you don't like his post ignore him and even as he said I'm 99% Orange Spa because Candy treats me like family with her girls but I personally think Toyko Spa offers the best of the best in Chicago and I got to meet one of my all time favorite girls Monica only because of the reviews OFCharlie Offers.

But seriously guys OFCharlie won't bullshit you he has the best intel out of any of us hands down.

[Piday314]

Question, is this the same Anne from PD a couple months ago? Where is Tokyo spa? Thank you for your help.

No idea. Never been to PD.

OF Charlie indicates it is not the same person.

[Perversity]

I have said this before, if you or anyone else don't like my posts just add me to your ignore list. It's really that simple. I will add you to my ignore list since you can't appreciate legit reviews by legit posters.

Ignore list? If rubmaps had an ignore list I would still be a paying member. Nice. (I'm pretty new here, I don't know all the features.).

[Jinurso]

I've been in Chicagoland for just two years and I'm still trying to figure the place out. I've been to a lot of strip clubs and a few massage parlors. Coming from Michigan where the Detroit area strip clubs allow for everything, I find that the clubs here do not allow for extras and the VIP room is outside my budget. So, massage parlors are the way to go. The ones I have been to were Asian, which was very good, but I would like to have some variety. What massage parlors have more diverse women?

The post immediately before yours.

[HDick]

Got it, was hoping to see her again. I guess I have to wait until November. Thank you for the info and the location for Tokyo!

I probably won't stop by because I don't like plaza area too much foot traffic unless they have a back door.

No, the famous Anne is still in China. Won't be back to the US until November at the earliest. She went back to China in May. Need to wait 6 months before she can come again.

Tokyo is in the plaza that is on Halsted, by 26th. Big sign was added last week. You can't miss it.

[SpaGuy21]

In other news has anyone tried the massage place on Belmont bordering Elmwood park? Looks promising but don't want one of the Northside papasan places.

I have been once. Actually visited twice, first time just to scope it out and the second for a 30 min visit. Average, middle age providers that will get the job done. Pretty average so only worth a visit if the location is convenient. I went to scope it out on a Friday and a provider came out with a short frilly skirt and tight top, slightly above average body and giving looks like she was willing to play. Probably early-mid 40's. I couldn't stay and didn't make it back later that day so decided to try the following day. It was a different provider, average body though fit for her age, 50's, in jean shorts. Got L1. The other girl may be up for more, just based on looks.

[OF Charlie]

Question, is this the same Anne from PD a couple months ago? Where is Tokyo spa? Thank you for your help.

No, the famous Anne is still in China. Won't be back to the US until November at the earliest. She went back to China in May. Need to wait 6 months before she can come again.

Tokyo is in the plaza that is on Halsted, by 26th. Big sign was added last week. You can't miss it.

[Snoop1234]

Visiting Chicago soon and wondering if there are any quality Indy massage girls who would do an outcall to my downtown high end hotel room for massage and L1 service? If anyone needs recs when visiting DC I'm happy to DM useful info.

[OF Charlie]

Last time I got dinged for this hahaha. Between the promotion and the multiple handles it really has watered down this and the AMP forum. Trying to go through the spam makes it hard to monger. Would be nice if real reviews came through without saying best ever etc. And not the new users. Odd that a lot of times the criticism is not handled well. Makes you think. In other news has anyone tried the massage place on Belmont bordering Elmwood park? Looks promising but don't want one of the Northside papasan places.

Multiple handles? Poster TheRedStar just wrote a review for Judy at Tokyo on Monday. Are you saying that is my handle too? He has 130 posts. If you check his post history, the posts go back to 2017 covering multiple spas. There are other reviews of Tokyo by senior members, not newbies. Here is another example. Poster Satriani's review on Tokyo, post# 30552. He has 162 posts, going all the way back to 2010. I guess I had this second handle for all those years, just waiting to write a review for Tokyo? His review wasn't even all positive too. If you want to say something negative about a place, at least go try it first and write about your experience. I tell people about Tokyo because it's the only place that does nuru with authentic nuru gel. What about the famous Anne. There are at least 15 positive reviews for her, most of them by senior members. Are those all my handles too???

I have said this before, if you or anyone else don't like my posts just add me to your ignore list. It's really that simple. I will add you to my ignore list since you can't appreciate legit reviews by legit posters. Even fuckit216 posted a positive review for Judy too and he is mostly an Orange guy if you check his post history. So he is promoting Tokyo now?

[DMichaels69]

The best one was the girl from Hawaii looked older because of sun damage.

He gets paid by the owner per post.

Discounts at the spa.

Partner in the PD syndicate? This one is the least likely though.

Also, there are claims that many providers are based in California. As he put it, the girls get 60% of the tips. Probably false. Out west, decent looking girls command a minimum $200 tip for FS at the spas. He's saying they fly here, just to make less. Huge red flag. There is something very shady going on here.

[OF Charlie]

And you are completely missing the point of my original post. All you saw was criticism that for some reason compelled you to reply with that nonsensical analogy. Is there a specific reason you go out of your way to defend / promote these spots?

I write about girls who are worth seeing, not spots. I posted 2 reviews for girls at Orange a few weeks ago. If you know anything about Orange and PD, they are fierce competitors. The bookers hate each other.

You said you didn't like the wait at PD, so all I said was you can go to another place if you don't like the wait. The Portillo / McDonald's analogy was the same idea. If you don't like the wait at Portillo, you can go next door to McDonald's or another restaurant. I wasn't saying Portillo is better than McDonald's or any other restaurants. Simply saying you as the consumer can choose to go anywhere. Don't like any particular place, go somewhere else. It's that simple.

[HDick]

Question, is this the same Anne from PD a couple months ago? Where is Tokyo spa? Thank you for your help.

Tokyo Spa, S Halstead.

Late on a Friday. Rang bell. Waited. Rang bell again.

Eventually was met by Anne a 5', 120 lb Chinese woman and taken to temp room.

Then brought to another room for massage.

I was offered shower and said, "Sure. ".

She stripped naked and we walked to shower room. Stand up shower was performed w wand with attention to key regions. (Table shower is for $300 and uses NURU gel as noted by OF Charlie).

Back to room where I laid down face up. She said, "you want massage or just to fuk?" .went w / fuk.

BBBJ from side. Allowed rubbing kitty.

Then rolled in shield and said, "you fuck. ".

Had me get up and fuck her missionary from the table side.

Then flipped for standing doggy.

Eventually she went up on table with both knees and let me thrust into her.

Banged for 8- 10 min and wasn't in burst mode. The she asked if I wanted HJ. .sure. I lied down and She went table side. I was grabbing her ass and eventually put my finger up her ass a little and I finally blew.

Score: /160.