Strip Club Reports

[Fruit Cake]

Nothing much going on at those clubs in title. Very slow, and not to much to choose. Jenny at Rhino Rialto is so beautiful to my eyes, but she claims she doesn't do extras, anyone care to tell me Jenny does do extras from Rhino Rialto? Paradise is boring big-time. I asked some ugly dancers if they get freaky, most said no which, 1 or 2 said yes, no prices talked, Candy paradise she was cool to talk to and Sky seems to be getting alot of VIPZ, NOT MY TYPE. . .

[Boboloo]

She came over and sat in my lap, we talked for a while and wanted 5 for a VIP. I laughed said no way and explained LA online, massage parlors and adult entertainers pricing. We chatted some more it was the end of night so I thought I'd get a VIP and she would drop her price. NOPE no such luck, ended up with a 15 lap dance, where she blocked my hands 60% of the time from wandering.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Anyone paying for a HJ is a dummy.

I respectfully disagree. Ain't no different than guys throwing $20-$100 in 1's on stage. You drop decent coin and get no play; hell she's not even touching you. I ain't 1 to judge what another wants for a good time / how they spend their money.

I've got 2 buddies that pay for HJs:

1. One is REALLY afraid of STDs.

2. One loves making out and getting an HJ same time. (This one sounds interesting.).

I think one can argue the amount they pay for an HJ makes them a dummy. I can go with that. Assuming you're middle-class and not some $50 k / month baller, $100 max for an HJ seems fine. $20 if we're being reasonable. $3. 50 if she likes you LOL.

[KevlarProof]

Make sure you don't drink too much (or any other substance), I've been there done that before. Not wanting to go home empty handed, and get enticed thinking you just want to have a good time. Come to realize the next day you spent too much and regret it. It happens. Some guys probably won't admit it here though. Its just soo convenient to walk in, pick a flavor of the evening, and get your extras in a simple visit. Take some time off, recoup, and get back at it!

Also don't get too wound up on others here saying they got cheap extras. I think some won't pay a certain amount, but are also willing to go home empty handed vs getting something on your first visit.

I wish I knew about this forum prior to my visit a couple of weeks ago, as I think I was overly charged for extras. I'm new to the scene here as it's different in the UK, and I think the girl figured out.

So I visited here on a Thursday during the afternoon and it was packed. I got a $20 dance from a girl, that I can't remember her name, but she was of Cambodia origin with a big neck tattoo on the front, and tattoos around her body. Slim petite thing but wasn't feeling it. She wanted VIP but I declined.

Went back out and seen Andrea on the stage. I was attracted to her as she was quite toned and you can tell she worked out. So I sat at the stage and threw some $'s on stage. She finished her dance and came over to me. I then got a $20 dance, which was so much more fun. She popped my hands on her boobs (which are fake) and let me roam around her body, asked if I wanted a VIP. I said yes and went for a 15 min VIP for $80.

Got in VIP and she said to me to get comfortable by taking off my pants, so I did. She started dancing and could tell I was enjoying this. She whispered and asked if I wanted a CBJ and I said yeah, but at the cost of $700. Her mouth was amazing and I never normally cum from a BJ but she made me cum. She did offer me CFS but at $2 k so I refused.

I enjoyed my first experience but I was over charged reading the other experiences below. I know that I have so please no hate. I've learnt my lesson!

However, thought I would share my first experience in a US club.

[Jay M]

Whom cares to share the best lap-dance / V. I. P they had gotten in 2023, what club, why the best dance and and extras in the Non VIP room, but on the couch dance area?

The best couch dance I have gotten this year was from SRCOI from a dancer whose stage name starts with the letter C. I had been trying to get a dance from C all night until she happened to stop and asked for a dance. No extras involved, but one $20 dance was all it took LOL. The wait helped build up the tension and the release was intense. Definitely one of my Top 5, if not Top 3.

[CuziletYou72]

Absolutely. My definition of fun is no holes barred. And better earned me up before we start a VIP LOL.

Anyone paying for a HJ is a dummy.

[BlueNose723]

Chalk it up as a lesson learned. If you still enjoy Andrea I suggest you sit near the bar area and have her approach you. (If time is of the essence or she's taking too long, go ahead and throw 1's at her to get her attention then sit back down.).

Negotiate on the floor. Be clear with your words and body language you're willing to not do a dance if she won't come down in price. Be discrete. Don't talk about how enjoyable her last dance was. Give off the vibe you're enjoying yourself with or without her dance. If she is willing to walk away as well, let her know "No problem, let me know if you change your mind I'll be right here. ".

Your UK accent probably sounds like money to girls anyway. Watch some US movies and get an American accent LOL.

Yup definitely lesson learnt here! My American accent is bad LOL but thank you for the kind advice!

[Pusclicious]

Chalk it up as a lesson learned. If you still enjoy Andrea I suggest you sit near the bar area and have her approach you. (If time is of the essence or she's taking too long, go ahead and throw 1's at her to get her attention then sit back down.).

Negotiate on the floor. Be clear with your words and body language you're willing to not do a dance if she won't come down in price. Be discrete. Don't talk about how enjoyable her last dance was. Give off the vibe you're enjoying yourself with or without her dance. If she is willing to walk away as well, let her know "No problem, let me know if you change your mind I'll be right here. ".

Your UK accent probably sounds like money to girls anyway. Watch some US movies and get an American accent LOL.

Too late for that, he's been marked.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

I wish I knew about this forum prior to my visit a couple of weeks ago, as I think I was overly charged for extras. I'm new to the scene here as it's different in the UK, and I think the girl figured out.

So I visited here on a Thursday during the afternoon and it was packed. I got a $20 dance from a girl, that I can't remember her name, but she was of Cambodia origin with a big neck tattoo on the front, and tattoos around her body. Slim petite thing but wasn't feeling it. She wanted VIP but I declined.

Went back out and seen Andrea on the stage. I was attracted to her as she was quite toned and you can tell she worked out. So I sat at the stage and threw some $'s on stage. She finished her dance and came over to me. I then got a $20 dance, which was so much more fun. She popped my hands on her boobs (which are fake) and let me roam around her body, asked if I wanted a VIP. I said yes and went for a 15 min VIP for $80.

Got in VIP and she said to me to get comfortable by taking off my pants, so I did. She started dancing and could tell I was enjoying this. She whispered and asked if I wanted a CBJ and I said yeah, but at the cost of $700. Her mouth was amazing and I never normally cum from a BJ but she made me cum. She did offer me CFS but at $2 k so I refused.

I enjoyed my first experience but I was over charged reading the other experiences below. I know that I have so please no hate. I've learnt my lesson!

However, thought I would share my first experience in a US club.

Chalk it up as a lesson learned. If you still enjoy Andrea I suggest you sit near the bar area and have her approach you. (If time is of the essence or she's taking too long, go ahead and throw 1's at her to get her attention then sit back down.).

Negotiate on the floor. Be clear with your words and body language you're willing to not do a dance if she won't come down in price. Be discrete. Don't talk about how enjoyable her last dance was. Give off the vibe you're enjoying yourself with or without her dance. If she is willing to walk away as well, let her know "No problem, let me know if you change your mind I'll be right here. ".

Your UK accent probably sounds like money to girls anyway. Watch some US movies and get an American accent LOL.

[BlueNose723]

I wish I knew about this forum prior to my visit a couple of weeks ago, as I think I was overly charged for extras. I'm new to the scene here as it's different in the UK, and I think the girl figured out.

So I visited here on a Thursday during the afternoon and it was packed. I got a $20 dance from a girl, that I can't remember her name, but she was of Cambodia origin with a big neck tattoo on the front, and tattoos around her body. Slim petite thing but wasn't feeling it. She wanted VIP but I declined.

Went back out and seen Andrea on the stage. I was attracted to her as she was quite toned and you can tell she worked out. So I sat at the stage and threw some $'s on stage. She finished her dance and came over to me. I then got a $20 dance, which was so much more fun. She popped my hands on her boobs (which are fake) and let me roam around her body, asked if I wanted a VIP. I said yes and went for a 15 min VIP for $80.

Got in VIP and she said to me to get comfortable by taking off my pants, so I did. She started dancing and could tell I was enjoying this. She whispered and asked if I wanted a CBJ and I said yeah, but at the cost of $700. Her mouth was amazing and I never normally cum from a BJ but she made me cum. She did offer me CFS but at $2 k so I refused.

I enjoyed my first experience but I was over charged reading the other experiences below. I know that I have so please no hate. I've learnt my lesson!

However, thought I would share my first experience in a US club.

[PelicanT99]

Why don't you start us off?

Haha someone really misses "Penthouse Letters" I guess. Let me start things off in his stead:

"My best strip club trip this year was the time I found a free pass in the parking lot, bought my drink with that day's payout from UberEats, found a seat far from the tip rail, spent 2 hours watching the stage and luring girls to spend time talking about their prices and services before telling them 'maybe later,' then used my birthday money from auntie to do a 2-1 special where the girl touched my crotch and talked about what she'd do in VIP. But I couldn't afford that, so I went home and beat off while thinking about her. "

[XBiker]

Sad to hear the passing of Paul Reubens. May he rest in peace.

I remember when they cancelled his show and heard about the details. It was the news around that first exposed me to strip clubs. I was so young, I had no clue.

When I got older, and started puberty, I realized what a strip club was and wanted to experience it myself due to all the news coverage as a kid.

That's rush I got at Paradise in 2003, oh man, I was hooked.

RIP Paul. Thanks for everything!

Hate to burst your bubble, but Reuben was not arrest at a strip club. He was arrested in adult movie theater jerking off while watching a porn movie. I will not get into the child porn charges because I don't know much about that. If it was actually child porn, then he should not be idolized.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Nice. Sounds like she is one of the few reasons to visit this club these days. I keep looking for a reason to pop in as it is not far from me, but I've been put off since nearly every recent review of it has been negative.

I highly recommend Lily and Skye (another girl with a great attitude, half Filipino, half latina, great body and nice bolt-ons. She's an extras girl. Lily is not.).

To be fair I'm sure those negative reviews are warranted. The place IS expensive ($400 just for a 30 min dance, holy hell). The girls tend to be older. And the girls have that LA / Russian attitude. Unlike most girls that work COI, who tend to come from IE / Riverside / Corona area and are a lot more laid back and easy-going.

I suggest going as early as possible. I think evening shift starts around 6:30-7 pm? The girls are rested and ready to make money with a more positive mindset. Since this place closes at 4 am, towards the end of their shifts, these girls are tired, in a bad mood, and just ready to go home. They are no longer in money-making / fun mode.

[Roland2418]

Nice. Sounds like she is one of the few reasons to visit this club these days. I keep looking for a reason to pop in as it is not far from me, but I've been put off since nearly every recent review of it has been negative.

Lily at Bare Elegance LAX. Cute, petite, and fit, half swedish, half black. I'm on a new kink lately of asking girls "What's your dirty talk like?" Boys, quite literally the best dirty talk I've had in my entire life. Full contact, sensual movement, her sweet voice saying the naughtiest things into my ear. I'm getting hard just talking about it LOL. Most girls are shy and laugh when they try and dirty talk, but not this little devil. I think her non-extras dance is better than half of all the extras dance I've had.

Gents, as I've gotten older I've come to appreciate attitude more and more. Give me an average to cute girl with a great attitude VS. A dime piece with a bland, "going through the motions" attitude.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Whom cares to share the best lap-dance / V. I. P they had gotten in 2023, what club, why the best dance and and extras in the Non VIP room, but on the couch dance area?

Lily at Bare Elegance LAX. Cute, petite, and fit, half swedish, half black. I'm on a new kink lately of asking girls "What's your dirty talk like?" Boys, quite literally the best dirty talk I've had in my entire life. Full contact, sensual movement, her sweet voice saying the naughtiest things into my ear. I'm getting hard just talking about it LOL. Most girls are shy and laugh when they try and dirty talk, but not this little devil. I think her non-extras dance is better than half of all the extras dance I've had.

Gents, as I've gotten older I've come to appreciate attitude more and more. Give me an average to cute girl with a great attitude VS. A dime piece with a bland, "going through the motions" attitude.