Massage Parlor Reports

**PoonTangJohnny** · 08-01-23 12:28

Joy: I'm guessing about 5'-1 or 2" a curvy little 100 lbs and I don't like guessing these girls ages but she has a younger look about her.

HF / Tip $$ for a Hhr Covered FS BBBJ DFK.

It was suggested that I give this new girl, Joy, a try, because she has the spinner type body I usually go for. I hate comparing these girls, but let me state this: I have yet to meet another AMP girl anywhere in this hobby who comes even close to Cici's smoking hot perfect spinner body in the spinner category! Just my opinion, that Cici's hot sexy little body is complete and total perfection!

So Ash set me up an appointment for 9 p. M earlier in the day. When I arrived on time I didn't have to wait because they weren't busy. I was greeted immediately in the lobby by Joy and taken to the 1st room on the right. Joy was dressed in exactly the same outfit that has been described- wearing these really short daisy duke type jean shorts and a little half top showing off her midriff. I took care of the HF / Tip and we got right down to business with her giving me a thorough cleaning. I always arrive clean, but hygiene is so very important to me, so this part of the AMP hobby is always expected & much appreciated.

Joy has a nice sexy little body and a fun playful attitude, and her DFK was very passionate and we had great chemistry there. But I just didn't feel that super hot connection like I feel when I'm with say, Cici or Sophia or. Don't get me wrong, I had a hot time and I would see her all over again, but I'm not sure I'll repeat only because the connection I feel when I'm with these other ladies, is unparalleled. The 1 bummer I experienced with Joy was, she had such a hot set of fucking tits. Yet she would hardly let me touch them, because in her word's, they are very ticklish. Actually it was kind of a hot turn on tease. Being able to look but you can't play with. LOL.

The 3 girls they have working here at Erma (Joy May & Fiona), are all very different, so if you do ever visit I would suggest doing a preview with all 3 if they're not busy and see if any of these ladies are your type.

Tonight was kind of a rarity for me. After Joy finished cleaning me up, she gave me a nice relaxing 10 minute back rub. Then left the room to clean herself up and brush her teeth. & during this time I saw May on the monitor walk a customer to the front lobby and say her goodbyes, then just as she was returning inside the hallway I opened my door and pulled her inside with me. She had a big smile on her face and was looking so pretty! She immediately hugged me and told me she missed me (yeah right I know I've heard that line before LOL)! I really love this ladies beautiful smile and her long dimples / facial features. I would describe May as a really hot MILF type.

Anyway, we were immediately lipped locked and passionately DFK for a couple of minutes. Which got me all excited all over again & he (that other head) started thinking about a possible Round 2?! So I did some negotiating to see if I get a QV deal without having to pay a HF and it worked! May came back to the room cleaned me up again. And then we got right down to business- BBBJ with lots of spit and hot eye contact. Put a cover on and then she got up in CG and complete and totally, fucked my brains out (my IQ is now down to an imbecile 69- thanks a lot May LOL)! I know I sound like a stuck record. But this lady loves to fuck really hard, and looks so fucking hot when she's really getting into it! Then up on the table hitting that kitty so hard in mish. Looking at her beautiful face etched in ecstasy and then down at those sexy legs spread and wet kitty with my cock going in and out. BOOM! 2nd "O!

All in all, a pretty hot fun evening! Thank you ladies! Who needs to travel to SE Asia. When we have all this hot fun right here in San Diego!?

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Also, don't forget to eat your daily portion of fruits. Pineapple is best IMO because I am told I taste sweet every time I have it. I love when they lick all the pre cumm, then slurp up all the "water" as the ladies call it. LOL. I just had an entire pineapple and looking forward to my appointment tonight.

You had me at- "Pineapple" Bro! Way TMI! LOL.

And yes, I also ate fresh pineapple, watermelon, blueberries. I gave Joy a nice dessert of my own right on that hot tongue of hers sticking out as she was BBBJ / stroking finishing me off.

Originally Posted by Tijuaniko [View Original Post]

July 24,2023 is a day that will live in my memory for quite some time. I contacted A to Z hoping to reconnect with Lily.
Baby is the best I've seen there so far. She truly is young. I'm not one to believe the hype when someone claims she's 22 but is obviously 35. Judging Baby in good light, I do not believe she lied about her age. If I remember correctly, she indicated that she was 24. And I believe it. She has the softest skin I've touched. She has the sweetest lips. She is a true beauty. Her breasts are small but supple, like those on the statue of a classical Greek sculpture. They cannot be more than B's, possibly small C's but they are fleshy in a teardrop shape. Her nipples are the sort that start soft but stand to firm attention if you get her excited. Her pussy is sweet scented and delicious and it trembles when you lick it right. I must have eaten that pussy for 30 minutes and it was worth every second.

I apologize for not making a more timely submission of my review as it's unlikely she'll be back very soon but I offer my commitment to you all to let you know when she returns but only after I get her first..

You write the most amazing articulate reviews, TJ Niko!

Man! I would've kept this girl UTR too! I've never driven that far South (CV) to visit an AMP. But after reading this, I would definitely be willing to make an exception for this young little hottie. Better late than never- Thanks for sharing, brother! Oh & please tell this MMS that PTJ is pleading with her to "BBB!" Bring Baby Back! I hope that you got Baby's phone number!

**HardRock365** · 08-01-23 12:16

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Yes, I am talking about the Angela that started at Z Massage, then went to Paradise on Convoy, then went to Angel on Picardor in South Bay and Paradise Massage on Paradise Valley Road.

Do you have different information about her still being in the business?

Angela with the surprising nice big tits right?

**RChangDatyKing** · 08-01-23 01:11

Originally Posted by JWalker350 [View Original Post]

Did you mean Angela who used to work at a spa in Mission Valley, near the stadium?

Yes, I am talking about the Angela that started at Z Massage, then went to Paradise on Convoy, then went to Angel on Picardor in South Bay and Paradise Massage on Paradise Valley Road.

Do you have different information about her still being in the business?

**JWalker350** · 08-01-23 00:52

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Yes, she's no longer in the business. I ran into Angela at a restaurant on Convoy and agreed she's put on weight. Her face is still cute but she's a bit chunky for my taste now.

Did you mean Angela who used to work at a spa in Mission Valley, near the stadium?

**DexCum** · 07-31-23 22:26

Originally Posted by Lion1 [View Original Post]

I know that no one wants to give up their UTR information, but I'm just curious as to the line-up. Any info on who's cute, thin, young vs. Curvy with a nice rack?

Or just a link to an ad? I thought they occasionally posted on Rubrankings, but not finding anything.

I've been away for 6 months but assuming she's still there, Isabella Jessica. Cute, young-ish, perky Bs with sensitive nips and smooth skin. YMMV.

**Tijuaniko** · 07-31-23 20:40

July 24,2023 is a day that will live in my memory for quite some time. I contacted A to Z hoping to reconnect with Lily. I was told that Lily was not available but that I could have my choice of Baby or Cherry. I was initially reluctant to go but management seems to know what I like and suggested that I should come in and just take a look, no strings or expectations attached. I went ahead and made a reservation for my normal evening hour. When the time came, I let management know that I was outside and making my way in. I was greeted by mamasan and she immediately walked me to a room. From there she had me wait so she could bring in the ladies. Baby was the first to walk in and I was stunned. I immediately heard the drumbeat and piano keys of the Carla Thomas classic B-A-B-Y play in my head, followed by Carla Thomas's sweet voice. If you haven't heard the song, give it a listen. It'll set the mood for what came next. This young lady has a classic beauty and grace that is not often found in the establishments that we degenerates frequent. I know what I've said before, A to Z is on an upward trajectory bringing in new and ever more impressive providers, but you have to believe me that Baby is the best I've seen there so far. She truly is young. I'm not one to believe the hype when someone claims she's 22 but is obviously 35. Judging Baby in good light, I do not believe she lied about her age. If I remember correctly, she indicated that she was 24. And I believe it. She has the softest skin I've touched. She has the sweetest lips. She is a true beauty. Her breasts are small but supple, like those on the statue of a classical Greek sculpture. They cannot be more than B's, possibly small C's but they are fleshy in a teardrop shape. Her nipples are the sort that start soft but stand to firm attention if you get her excited. Her pussy is sweet scented and delicious and it trembles when you lick it right. I must have eaten that pussy for 30 minutes and it was worth every second. She is clearly newer and very unseasoned. She speaks little to no English. She acts unsure and nervous when receiving pleasure. But she excels at giving it. Her BBBJ is not tremendously sloppy but it's masterful. She made my cock feel loved. Her rhythmic movement in her hips made me think of Shakira when she gyrates slowly and the way she just grinds into your cock makes me hard when I recollect it. I'm not sure if I fell in love and that overwhelming emotion has taken control of my memory, but I would repeat daily. Unfortunately for me and you, dear reader, she is gone. I do not know when she will return, but I made it clear to mamasan that if she wants me to return, Baby must be part of the regular rotation.

I apologize for not making a more timely submission of my review as it's unlikely she'll be back very soon but I offer my commitment to you all to let you know when she returns but only after I get her first.

Good luck to you all.

-TJNiko.

**RChangDatyKing** · 07-31-23 19:06

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

I agree with you about having impeccable hygiene. You must have it if you are wanting a GFE experience.

Last week I saw a masseuse for the second time and she engulfed junior because she liked how smooth my balls were and because I smelled fresh. If you work in an office setting and generally fresh and can't shower before your appointment, then use the alcohol spray or hand sanitizer in the room to clean yourself. I always carry individual mouthwash and wipes to clean myself in the bathroom before starting my sessions. Of course showering before going to an appointment is ideal.

Also, don't forget to eat your daily portion of fruits. Pineapple is best IMO because I am told I taste sweet every time I have it. I love when they lick all the pre cumm, then slurp up all the "water" as the ladies call it. LOL.

I just had an entire pineapple and looking forward to my appointment tonight.

**Teslagus** · 07-31-23 17:52

Here's my report. Looking for the big knockers intel pm me.

Unicorn spa. Went around 5 pm and was greeted by Ana she's not a looker but def not ugly or grandma status but her massage was super good, the HE not so good would repeat for the massage.

Diamond spa. On el cajon used to frequent this place and the rotation was decent a lot they had a lot of extras but they changed the management and girls. I've gone a couple of times and there has been a couple of cute girls YMMV.

Lucky Foot massage. In hillcrest on 5th usually the massage is pretty good but the girls are usually also older. Good massage decent HE.

Wildflower. Leah is awesome and she's got the big knockers massage is always good and the ending is always good would recommend.

**RChangDatyKing** · 07-31-23 17:32

Originally Posted by Tijuaniko [View Original Post]

Long gone and you're better off. She put on weight and was not nearly as good as she was early on.

Best of luck.o.

Yes, she's no longer in the business. I ran into Angela at a restaurant on Convoy and agreed she's put on weight. Her face is still cute but she's a bit chunky for my taste now.

**RChangDatyKing** · 07-31-23 17:24

Originally Posted by PoonTangJohnny [View Original Post]

Absolutely, RC!

VIP customer service in this hobby, is everything! In return, I always arrive early or on time, I'm courteous, if I need to cancel for some reason I always let them know well in advance and I always arrive, freshly showered, teeth brushed, shaved and smelling very fresh (cologne & deodorant), and I do my own manscaping. Seeing 1 of these girls is a 2 way street / relationship. I know I've said this before, but you've got to be super fresh & clean if you expect some of these girls to be GFE+ in return. That's an absolute!

I think just about every monger here on the USASG, has to be a fan of Two and a half Men & Charlie Sheen (both his TV "escort loving player" character and his real life persona). Hell this guy was dating and banging Porn Star Ginger Lynn when he was a rising baby faced on screen motion picture star.

Which brings me to this hilarious scene I actually thought about that night I got fucked over at Rain on ECB. If I had it all to do over again. I would've driven back, stood outside right in front of their entry door in line with their surveillance camera, pulled out my wallet and flashed a few $$$ Benjamin's & shouted:

"You can never have this. Never. Never. Never! LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mar3UQv7JMI

I agree with you about having impeccable hygiene. You must have it if you are wanting a GFE experience.

Last week I saw a masseuse for the second time and she engulfed junior because she liked how smooth my balls were and because I smelled fresh. If you work in an office setting and generally fresh and can't shower before your appointment, then use the alcohol spray or hand sanitizer in the room to clean yourself. I always carry individual mouthwash and wipes to clean myself in the bathroom before starting my sessions. Of course showering before going to an appointment is ideal.

**Tijuaniko** · 07-31-23 16:04

Originally Posted by CoffeeLake1151 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know where Angela is now? I saw her a few times Angel Spa on Picador Blvd.

Long gone and you're better off. She put on weight and was not nearly as good as she was early on.

Best of luck.

-TJNiko.

**PoonTangJohnny** · 07-31-23 15:36

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

Yes, we all have to learn to walk away if we don't like what we see. I always say if the girls (FS spas) don't get me excited with her "clothes" on when I'm given a lineup then I walk away. If they don't honor your appointment time, leave and text the booker / MMS and tell them to f-off and post a review. If they do a bait and switch and tell you a masseuse is working when she's not, get dress and leave and ask for your money back then post a review.

Absolutely, RC!

VIP customer service in this hobby, is everything! In return, I always arrive early or on time, I'm courteous, if I need to cancel for some reason I always let them know well in advance and I always arrive, freshly showered, teeth brushed, shaved and smelling very fresh (cologne & deodorant), and I do my own manscaping. Seeing 1 of these girls is a 2 way street / relationship. I know I've said this before, but you've got to be super fresh & clean if you expect some of these girls to be GFE+ in return. That's an absolute!

I think just about every monger here on the USASG, has to be a fan of Two and a half Men & Charlie Sheen (both his TV "escort loving player" character and his real life persona). Hell this guy was dating and banging Porn Star Ginger Lynn when he was a rising baby faced on screen motion picture star.

Which brings me to this hilarious scene I actually thought about that night I got fucked over at Rain on ECB. If I had it all to do over again. I would've driven back, stood outside right in front of their entry door in line with their surveillance camera, pulled out my wallet and flashed a few $$$ Benjamin's & shouted:

"You can never have this. Never. Never. Never! LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mar3UQv7JMI

**SomeWonderer** · 07-31-23 15:08

Originally Posted by UCBaja2 [View Original Post]

I personally use the Witch Waxer. She works out of a salon in City Heights, El Cajon Blvd not too far from SDSU. I've been using her service for two years and never got the "there's extra" vibe from her. No extras but she does it all, including your anus. Check out her IG thewitchwaxer. She's a good looking mexicana with a nice a really nice peach.

I had issues with following her on IG. She also has two locations: San Diego and Temecula. So, you can also find her with all the details posted at https://palmsprings.craigslist.org/b...642441432.html.

**TugSpinosa** · 07-31-23 11:26

Originally Posted by UCBaja2 [View Original Post]

I personally use the Witch Waxer. She works out of a salon in City Heights, El Cajon Blvd not too far from SDSU. I've been using her service for two years and never got the "there's extra" vibe from her. No extras but she does it all, including your anus. Check out her IG thewitchwaxer. She's a good looking mexicana with a nice a really nice peach.

Good info thank you. You went way back to 2020 LOL.