Massage Parlor Reports

[Workmagic44]

Looking for a Thai massage provider with L1 service. Any recs? I've seen Princess mentioned, anywhere favorite providers there or elsewhere. Much appreciated.

[FuckIt216]

Had a session this afternoon with Judy. Parked in back and Judy let me in the back door. She was wrapped in a towel in the middle of a session with an older tall gentleman -.

Love this place super nice for an AMP and for only being a block from Red Lantern only makes sense to spend a couple extra $$ and not get bed bugs or a rat in your shoe LOL.

Judy is about early 30's great Mom Body has a small c section scar and pretty decent bolt on with larger nips.

They were busy so session felt like an assembly line but overall another great visit.

Only thing I don't like is they don't care if us mongers see each other but would repeat in a heart beat always a great line up here and some lucky guy just started his NURU on so I opted for the 1/2 didn't want to wait any longer.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Ok I've been a way for a while in sunny Arizona back in the Windy City and will post reviews on the AMP's I've visited whilst being back but this warning comes first.

Decided to visit Natural Healers since I was short on time, I've been mongering for more years than most of the readers have been alive and Thai was the WORST experience ever so bad I never even asked her name my bad. Arrived she is a bit chunky but oh well has a white nurses type outfit on asked for 30 received the worst TS ever no tease no ass action on the flip she bairly grazed the boys, the "massage" was non existent and she spent 90%of the time with one hand on me and the other texting no sensual touching after about 20 minutes I got up and told her thanks I was done the old boy never once showed any inclination she then asked for a tip so I said look after your client and forget your phone and left.

I'm known by many on this board and girls at the AMPs and this was my worst experience in the last 40 years.

Monger on and be safe.

Used to see one there about 30 ish that would give me L1. She has since left and nowhere to be found. The last one I saw was older and it was just a mediocre massage, no extras. Talked to herself during the massage too. Nice tits on her though.

[HappyGardener]

Then your search skills beat mine. I found nothing. Care to share the relevant info or link to the post? Wondering what the new name is.

Go to the Mt Prospect board snd RTTF. There is page after page after page about Exercise becoming Sunny with a move to a nicer facility. The new address in Mt Prospect is even posted back in March and April. And Google is your friend too as well.

[Desparado]

And they don't need to offer any of that. As evident by the wait times at PD, they have no shortage of customers. If a few stop going, there's plenty more that will fill your spot. Sad but true.

The business model is hundreds of years old and it is that way because it works so its not going to change.

[Dbiz01]

The closest is SXL. It's about 3 miles from Mag Mile. 3 miles is not really walkable unless you consider a 45 minutes walk as within walking distance.

To save time and money (if you don't want to take uber), take the number 3 bus at the corner of Michigan and Erie and ride it down south and get off at Michigan and 14th. SXL is a one minute walk from the stop.

Plenty of reviews on this place. It's a pretty expensive place.

And service very uneven.

[UltimateH56]

I loved X but it is far out of my territory and I only visited when I was up that way. If there was a word of it on the Chicago board I totally missed it. I went to Mt Prospect and had to go all the way back to when it switched to understand the discussion which was a bit coded. I'm really glad it was brought up here or I would have just gone to the old place when I'm up that way next.

Then your search skills beat mine. I found nothing. Care to share the relevant info or link to the post? Wondering what the new name is.

[Jinurso]

I'm not interested in going down on a woman when she's on her period but I have no problems fingering her or screwing. I understand that different women have different physical sensations when they're on their period. Some feel like crap and others get very horny. If they're comfortable with screwing during their period, I'm always ready to go. But if they are not then they shouldn't come to work if they work in an L3 parlor. I say that but have never had that problem personally, although have read reports from other mongers about no L3 because of aunt flow.

This topic actually came up with one of my regulars recently at CLM. She said most girls there still work during their period because they don't have sex nearly as often as we think they do. Most guys are cheap and only do L1, a few do L2, and only 2-3 guys will do L3 in a week. So most guys never even find out she's on her period.

[Captain1954]

Ok I've been a way for a while in sunny Arizona back in the Windy City and will post reviews on the AMP's I've visited whilst being back but this warning comes first.

Decided to visit Natural Healers since I was short on time, I've been mongering for more years than most of the readers have been alive and Thai was the WORST experience ever so bad I never even asked her name my bad. Arrived she is a bit chunky but oh well has a white nurses type outfit on asked for 30 received the worst TS ever no tease no ass action on the flip she bairly grazed the boys, the "massage" was non existent and she spent 90%of the time with one hand on me and the other texting no sensual touching after about 20 minutes I got up and told her thanks I was done the old boy never once showed any inclination she then asked for a tip so I said look after your client and forget your phone and left.

I'm known by many on this board and girls at the AMPs and this was my worst experience in the last 40 years.

Monger on and be safe.

[RedPiller]

Athena is definitely her pic, you can tell they were taken at one of the CLM locations.

Well for the life of me I can't find a pic of her anywhere on CLM.

[Moejoo]

Ehh not really gone, just re-branded and re-located to a much much nicer place nearby. I don't go there very often, only because I prefer the more GFE experience of an agency escort that in most cases feels more connected and far less scripted for only a little more cash. I want to drive the bus when I visit a gal and I'd rather play 45 minutes of an hour than get a massage most of the time and that doesn't generally go with the script of 90% of the girls at any AMP since they have to ration themselves more to get through a day. For just a small savings in $ it's too big a gamble I'm not going to have the time I desire to have even if the gal is hot as fuck. If I recall correctly during the transitional period there was signs on the door at EX giving details of the move.

TP.

I loved X but it is far out of my territory and I only visited when I was up that way. If there was a word of it on the Chicago board I totally missed it. I went to Mt Prospect and had to go all the way back to when it switched to understand the discussion which was a bit coded. I'm really glad it was brought up here or I would have just gone to the old place when I'm up that way next.

[Capone1825]

Wow, Wow, Wow.

I've been there about 4 times and has never disappointed. Stopped by Sunday afternoon. You're met by the coolest older guy ever. I got Sophia. Wow. Talks fast but I use google translate. Asked what I wanted and right away "no problem". Started BBBJ, she took care of the boys, then 69, then to mish, then to cowgirl, then to k9, then back to mish, then I was ready to bust. I lay down and CIM. Beautiful face, natural b's close to C, eraser top nips, absolutely amazing. A must see. 2 bills for 35-40 minutes.

[JJuanht]

I agree and I would suggest that it is not that they don't know how to cultivate a customer base, it may not be their goal. It may not be part of their business model, their method of operation. That's the feeling I get anyway because there is no attempt to establish trust. Even if you are a good customer that has repeated many times, they still have no problem lying to you.

And they don't need to offer any of that. As evident by the wait times at PD, they have no shortage of customers. If a few stop going, there's plenty more that will fill your spot. Sad but true.

[DWaits]

Decided to take a DATY break and found red zone. Kind of a mess. Had it on hands. Wipped on back and then towel.

I soldiered on. Fucked rapidly, tried to wrap hands all the way around waist. She was tiny w great body. Finally blew in bag.

I'm not interested in going down on a woman when she's on her period but I have no problems fingering her or screwing. I understand that different women have different physical sensations when they're on their period. Some feel like crap and others get very horny. If they're comfortable with screwing during their period, I'm always ready to go. But if they are not then they shouldn't come to work if they work in an L3 parlor. I say that but have never had that problem personally, although have read reports from other mongers about no L3 because of aunt flow.

[Desparado]

A lot of mongers probably tried it, thought it sucked and did not go back. Its too expensive for those of us who have higher standards. Many of us have gotten a lot more mileage finding a good spa with reasonable rates and becoming a good customer. Unfortunately the AMP market in Chicago is average at best and its been that way for a long time. If you read other city forums other mature mongers feel the same about too.
If its slow then it may be an indication the price is too high and they should think about making adjustments. Maybe doing a punch card deal where you buy 5 get 1 free or something like that to get customers in the door. Unfortunately many of these places have no clue how to cultivate a customer base and keep it and it should be no surprise this is the result.

I agree and I would suggest that it is not that they don't know how to cultivate a customer base, it may not be their goal. It may not be part of their business model, their method of operation. That's the feeling I get anyway because there is no attempt to establish trust. Even if you are a good customer that has repeated many times, they still have no problem lying to you.