Massage Parlor Reports

[Fit312]

I heard from a buddy with the City that Belmont Spa failed some inspection and so it will not open in the near future or perhaps ever again. I think the work they need to do is quite extensive and I think the City is trying to just force the location to close through failed inspections and repairs. Anyone heard similar?

I looked them up on the city web site and their problems don't look all that bad, mostly involving smoke detectors, signs, exposed wiring, etc. Seems like they fixed those issues and got a "partial pass" on two inspections over the last two months. Probably just a matter of greasing some palms at this point.

[Akuma187]

You need to be a bit more specific for people to help you. Like by city, do you mean downtown Chicago? If downtown, by which area? Will you have a car? If not, are you open to taking public transportation or will you be taking uber? The information matters. For example, if you don't have a car and you are not open to taking our infamous CTA trains, then you might be looking at 50 to 60 round trip uber fee depending on where you are staying and where you end up going. Are you willing to spend that kind of money on uber?

Also, you didn't mention when you will be in town. Apartments get new girls on the 1st, 11th and 21st of each month. Massage spas get new girls on the 1st and 16th of each month. So if you are only coming in August, no one is going to be able to help you as girls will be all new.

Sorry about not being specific about the post.

I will be in downtown and will have my own transportation. Price doesn't matter to me. And I'll will be in the city late August. I'm willing to put in the leg work just need some guidance on where to go. Thanks again for being specific on what information I needed.

[OF Charlie]

So I'm coming to town for business, and I wasn't sure if I should hit up a 24/7 spa or book an apartment appointment. Wanted to make the best of my time here. I know it's both pricey I don't mind that but the experience is everything. DM or message.

Thanks again as Always be safe.

You need to be a bit more specific for people to help you. Like by city, do you mean downtown Chicago? If downtown, by which area? Will you have a car? If not, are you open to taking public transportation or will you be taking uber? The information matters. For example, if you don't have a car and you are not open to taking our infamous CTA trains, then you might be looking at 50 to 60 round trip uber fee depending on where you are staying and where you end up going. Are you willing to spend that kind of money on uber?

Also, you didn't mention when you will be in town. Apartments get new girls on the 1st, 11th and 21st of each month. Massage spas get new girls on the 1st and 16th of each month. So if you are only coming in August, no one is going to be able to help you as girls will be all new.

[Zagal]

Nice place with off street parking. Went at 11 am and there was no wait. Couldn't understand her name sounded like Moka. Very attractive with large manmades she showed in skimpy sundress.

Got the nuru which was nice but truthfully iit's not all that much better than soap, especially when all you can feel is her body gliding all over you. She was very friendly and cooperative with multiple attempts at completion. $ was a little steep but wanted the experience. Was expecting some rimming but not to be had, maybe I should have asked. Think I got a previously used condom. Got my full hr. Encouraged me to exit thru back door but my car was in front lot. Drove in alley and if out back dr you would have a fairly long walk around.

When finished she straightened the sheets to prepare 1 of you mongers. At least when you hit the sheets it's after shower and Nuru, but you never know where juices may fall.

What made you think it was a previously used condom? I remember seeing a video a while ago of a police raid in Vietnam where over 300 k condoms were being "recycled" and packaged again for sale. Ever since then I wondered about that going on here also. I wish I could use my own covers but providers usually never allow it, there's been only a few that have.

[Akuma187]

So I'm coming to town for business, and I wasn't sure if I should hit up a 24/7 spa or book an apartment appointment. Wanted to make the best of my time here. I know it's both pricey I don't mind that but the experience is everything. DM or message.

Thanks again as Always be safe.

[HeartLander]

Ruby continues to have a good line up. 4 girls. Sad to see Lina go, but her replacement is a cute skinny girl. Probably only 90 pounds and flat as a board. True spinner which is just how I like them. Not a lick of English, but it doesn't matter as she was eager to please. Got a full hour, GFE. Will definitely be repeating. I believe a new line up arrives on the first. This spa has good service at a better rate than most of the competitors. The spa is clean with big rooms. On a busy section of Archer but there is a foyer to wait in while you ring the bell. There is a lot to chose from in the area, but this place is definitely worth a look.

[WalkingHard]

I heard from a buddy with the City that Belmont Spa failed some inspection and so it will not open in the near future or perhaps ever again. I think the work they need to do is quite extensive and I think the City is trying to just force the location to close through failed inspections and repairs. Anyone heard similar?

[Satriani]

Nice place with off street parking. Went at 11 am and there was no wait. Couldn't understand her name sounded like Moka. Very attractive with large manmades she showed in skimpy sundress.

Got the nuru which was nice but truthfully iit's not all that much better than soap, especially when all you can feel is her body gliding all over you. She was very friendly and cooperative with multiple attempts at completion. $ was a little steep but wanted the experience. Was expecting some rimming but not to be had, maybe I should have asked. Think I got a previously used condom. Got my full hr. Encouraged me to exit thru back door but my car was in front lot. Drove in alley and if out back dr you would have a fairly long walk around.

When finished she straightened the sheets to prepare 1 of you mongers. At least when you hit the sheets it's after shower and Nuru, but you never know where juices may fall.

[Jinurso]

Anybody see her yet? I love the pictures but I have been burnt so many times from CLM over the last couple of years I'd like to get confirmation that she looks like that (or close). And some idea of her menu. Thanks.

I haven't seen Nikki yet, so no idea how close she looks to her pics. I did see Carolina and Leah recently. Carolina is using her real pic. I'm not totally sure on Leah. Her pic is super stylized, but I could see how it could be Leah. The body type matches.

[Lemon123]

Good afternoon gentlemen.

I'm not a bad looking guy, I've had some women tell me that I'm above average on looks and I've been to a bunch of AMP's that gave me some free extras (if you get what I mean) just cause of my looks and my body shape, and also they mentioned that the liked my body and I looked handsome. Obviously I paid for whatever service I requested but they did add some extra stuff that were very pleasant. I workout and I take care of myself and my hygiene.

So my question to you is, have you had any similar experiences with AMP's. Have you had extras just because the AMP's thought you were good looking and loves your body. Let me know.

You realize most people that go for HE or escorts in general are down horrendous or just old as shit, I don't think this is a good way to know if you're good looking or not. It's like 50% of the Asian fobs that are at AMPs and the first thing they say is "OMG so big" when you flip over, I am no johnny sins here I know my shit ain't THAT big. At the end of the day the women probably don't care about your looks and would prob treat you the same regardless if you are a 10 or a 5 they just want your money homie.

[GeneralObvious]

Good afternoon gentlemen.

I'm not a bad looking guy, I've had some women tell me that I'm above average on looks and I've been to a bunch of AMP's that gave me some free extras (if you get what I mean) just cause of my looks and my body shape, and also they mentioned that the liked my body and I looked handsome. Obviously I paid for whatever service I requested but they did add some extra stuff that were very pleasant. I workout and I take care of myself and my hygiene.

So my question to you is, have you had any similar experiences with AMP's. Have you had extras just because the AMP's thought you were good looking and loves your body. Let me know.

I stick to a smaller circle of providers, unlike most guys here. If you build a rapport, things get much better. Looks help, but a good, classy style, and attitude, will open up doors.

[FuckIt216]

This morning, a bust took place at Orange. I'm lucky I avoided it in time.

Was at Orange yesterday evening no bust happened there.

[Chiguyxxx]

Anybody see her yet? I love the pictures but I have been burnt so many times from CLM over the last couple of years I'd like to get confirmation that she looks like that (or close). And some idea of her menu. Thanks.

[Fit312]

Some one was sayin on here that they're just busting for licenses or whatever but nothing to do with you know what. Did you hear otherwise about Orange?

Whatever the latest drama is isn't online yet, but their last building inspection in 2022 is a hoot.

"unlicensed sro severely below minimum requirements. This building is dangerous and hazardous. Missing all requirements for SRO. Extensive substandard unpermitted alterations. Missing or inoperable detectors no fire panel or onsite manager".

The owners of the building are basically running an unheated flophouse on the upper floors.

[ReadyForRub]

Good afternoon gentlemen.

I'm not a bad looking guy, I've had some women tell me that I'm above average on looks and I've been to a bunch of AMP's that gave me some free extras (if you get what I mean) just cause of my looks and my body shape, and also they mentioned that the liked my body and I looked handsome. Obviously I paid for whatever service I requested but they did add some extra stuff that were very pleasant. I workout and I take care of myself and my hygiene.

So my question to you is, have you had any similar experiences with AMP's. Have you had extras just because the AMP's thought you were good looking and loves your body. Let me know.

You'll probably get the response you're looking for at some homosexual website.