Massage Parlor Reports

[OneOne9]

I've begun to have some suspicions about my regular asian provider. I've been going there regularly for about 1 and a half years for massage and a HE not because it's great but because she has the look I like, skinny but nice, older but not saggy and a decent massage, . Better if you PM please.

Your box is full.

[Zippy69]

I contacted her recently to ask-- she still has pretty much the same menu and pricing as before; the $100 is for a legit massage with no extras.

Why would anyone pay her for a massage that at least didn't come with a HJ?

[Monkeyboy1977]

Stop by this place because needed something to drink and it was next door to Plaid Pantry. Expecting usual China lady but surprised got an Indonesian one that I could actually communicate English with. Never had an Indonesian provider so what the hell. Paid for hr service with HJ. Her stats are 5'3" and around 115-120 lb? Got to talk to her while massage was going on. Turns out she's a lawyer by trade? (Oh how the mighty have fallen). Anyways, it was nice to fuck around with a lawyer instead of getting fucked over by one.

[SigurdVolsung]

Hey Mongers and newbies.

I have been reading and appreciating your contributions here for some time, so first off, thanks. I have been doing this hobby for decades, only with Asian women. I have done pretty much everything I ever wanted to do and thought it was long since time since I made a contribution. If you want to get laid here are my tips:

1) Don't get lured in. Almost all of the time you get the girl who greets you at the door, so if you don't find her attractive, leave.

2) Red flags: Restrictive clothing, jeans, layers, etc. If it looks like it would take her more than a few seconds to get undressed, its unlikely you will get more than a HJ.

3) Smells: If the place smells like food, they live there. That means probably independent, and old. Other bad smells tell you they are just gross, do you want to touch that?

4) Masks: You have to pay them to take it off most likely. Its also hiding their attractiveness, and they will hold out for a lot of $$.

5) Walls: If the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling its going to be awkward at best. I rarely have good experiences.

6) Rude: I hate it when they walk out of a room and tell you to wait while the finish up with the guy they are with. That means they will do it to you. I had a Cgirl get up as I was splashing to go answer the door once. If it looks like you will get interrupted, just turn around.

- Bring your own condom.

- Have pictures of what you want to do to show them on the phone.

- Be clean and well groomed, smell good, brush your teeth.

- don't flash your cash. Have 2 x20 and 2 x10 in your pocket to pay for the HH / HR. If they see a lot of cash the prices is going to go way up. I go in with 60 in one pocket, 140 in the other. I keep a backup 100 in a sock just in case. Never show it all at once.

Again, just my two cents, but these are my golden rules to have a good time.

[GlamSlam]

Looks like she's gone FBSM only . $100 hour. Too bad she's a bit of a c*nt

I contacted her recently to ask-- she still has pretty much the same menu and pricing as before; the $100 is for a legit massage with no extras.

[OneOne9]

Text told me table shower included,50/70. Went in for hour, was told table shower after. She immediately wanted to negotiate before I could even get my shoes off. We used a translator app and I told her massage first, negotiate after.

I have noticed more attitude recently on my recons. The fun / friendly providers are harder to find. Any attitude or hard sell and I'm out the door. The couple of times I agreed to an after table shower it never happened so I insist before massage or I walk.

[RayKurin]

Text told me table shower included,50/70. Went in for hour, was told table shower after. She immediately wanted to negotiate before I could even get my shoes off. We used a translator app and I told her massage first, negotiate after.

I went to use the bathroom and when I came back she said massage only and wanted 40 for a tip! I said I want more thana massage, she said ok. The massage was 10 minutes on my back, 10 on my legs, laim pressure and wouldn't respond to my request for more pressure or even what her name was.

On flip I asked for the shower, she said after. I told her 120 FS she laughed said 200. I went to 140, she stuck with 200. I asked for standard and she wanted 100. Tf is going on. I said finish massage and she told me 40 tip!

At this point I was there for 30 minuses. Told her to give me me 20 back and she told me no, boss was already paid. I brought her to the front and pointed to the sign. She reluctantly gave me 20 back.

Hard fucking pass on this place.

Way to go dude. I walked into this place about ten days ago and walked right back out.

Generally speaking, I hate getting shorted on time, never tip ahead of time, and am always ready to walk out and demand a refund (if I feel I'm being mistreated). It's amazing how quickly their attitudes change and service improves.

[WarpFactor69]

The shop has the same name as the street. Met Yuki, attractive with nice boobs. She has a ton of reviews on rub maps, but as a basic member not able to read the dirty details. Unfortunately other gentleman have been over tipping her, so I had to walk when she would not agree to my offer. Plenty of other places that will say yes, on to the next.

[Zippy69]

Unfortunately, most of the great FBSM providers who used to work TNA have moved on. Independents are pretty challenging to find.

Looks like she's gone FBSM only . $100 hour. Too bad she's a bit of a c*nt

[WarpFactor69]

Text told me table shower included,50/70. Went in for hour, was told table shower after. She immediately wanted to negotiate before I could even get my shoes off. We used a translator app and I told her massage first, negotiate after.

I went to use the bathroom and when I came back she said massage only and wanted 40 for a tip! I said I want more thana massage, she said ok. The massage was 10 minutes on my back, 10 on my legs, laim pressure and wouldn't respond to my request for more pressure or even what her name was.

On flip I asked for the shower, she said after. I told her 120 FS she laughed said 200. I went to 140, she stuck with 200. I asked for standard and she wanted 100. Tf is going on. I said finish massage and she told me 40 tip!

At this point I was there for 30 minuses. Told her to give me me 20 back and she told me no, boss was already paid. I brought her to the front and pointed to the sign. She reluctantly gave me 20 back.

Hard fucking pass on this place.

Thanks for the review and good on you for walking away from greedy pussy. It's unfortunate that insecure inexperienced guys have been over tipping RESIST.

[Joepdx]

Text told me table shower included,50/70. Went in for hour, was told table shower after. She immediately wanted to negotiate before I could even get my shoes off. We used a translator app and I told her massage first, negotiate after.

I went to use the bathroom and when I came back she said massage only and wanted 40 for a tip! I said I want more thana massage, she said ok. The massage was 10 minutes on my back, 10 on my legs, laim pressure and wouldn't respond to my request for more pressure or even what her name was.

On flip I asked for the shower, she said after. I told her 120 FS she laughed said 200. I went to 140, she stuck with 200. I asked for standard and she wanted 100. Tf is going on. I said finish massage and she told me 40 tip!

At this point I was there for 30 minuses. Told her to give me me 20 back and she told me no, boss was already paid. I brought her to the front and pointed to the sign. She reluctantly gave me 20 back.

Hard fucking pass on this place.

Thanks for taking one for the team. Will not waste my time checking this place out either.

[DosedAgn]

Text told me table shower included,50/70. Went in for hour, was told table shower after. She immediately wanted to negotiate before I could even get my shoes off. We used a translator app and I told her massage first, negotiate after.

I went to use the bathroom and when I came back she said massage only and wanted 40 for a tip! I said I want more thana massage, she said ok. The massage was 10 minutes on my back, 10 on my legs, laim pressure and wouldn't respond to my request for more pressure or even what her name was.

On flip I asked for the shower, she said after. I told her 120 FS she laughed said 200. I went to 140, she stuck with 200. I asked for standard and she wanted 100. Tf is going on. I said finish massage and she told me 40 tip!

At this point I was there for 30 minuses. Told her to give me me 20 back and she told me no, boss was already paid. I brought her to the front and pointed to the sign. She reluctantly gave me 20 back.

Hard fucking pass on this place.

[WestSidePunter]

Hi there. I have never really contributed to the Portland Board, it's my first time out here. That said, I would happily trade info if any of you were ever in Chicago or Milwaukee. I was wondering if there were any independent sensual massage providers worth seeing in Portland. I greatly prefer an independent provider to a parlor setup. Sensual massage with an ending ranging anywhere from naked HJ, to BBBJ, all the way to FS, no real preference. Part of my problem is that SkipTheGames has started to shit the bed everywhere, and I don't really know how to navigate that board (forgetting the name right now) that everybody on the west coast seems to use. Private messages or answering right here on the board both work. Thanks so much.

Unfortunately, most of the great FBSM providers who used to work TNA have moved on. Independents are pretty challenging to find.

[MKEhe]

Hi there. I have never really contributed to the Portland Board, it's my first time out here. That said, I would happily trade info if any of you were ever in Chicago or Milwaukee. I was wondering if there were any independent sensual massage providers worth seeing in Portland. I greatly prefer an independent provider to a parlor setup. Sensual massage with an ending ranging anywhere from naked HJ, to BBBJ, all the way to FS, no real preference. Part of my problem is that SkipTheGames has started to shit the bed everywhere, and I don't really know how to navigate that board (forgetting the name right now) that everybody on the west coast seems to use. Private messages or answering right here on the board both work. Thanks so much.

[WarpFactor69]

Oops meant to add the Foot place on 99 W, should be just one of those.

I've had good experiences there on most of my visits.