Massage Parlor Reports

**TheDrowned** · 07-22-23 12:24

Originally Posted by Terbox22 [View Original Post]

Went to May Wellness today and drew (Kelly?) (Looks - 6/10, Body - 6. 5/10, Massage 8/10). I thought we hit it off rather well. I was cracking her up.

After the visit she told me I should try out other girls. I found that interesting because why wouldn't she want me to repeat with her? Anyone else get this? I mean what's their gain by recommending someone else? Anyway the thought randomly crossed my mind. She was super nice though and got ALL the kinks out. She even stepped on my back which is a first to me. If anything I'd come back just for the massage.

I don't understand it either. From a chemistry standpoint or from a business standpoint, it defies all logic and reason. When it happens to me I can't wrap my head around it even when I feel a strong connection with a girl.

The crazy part is when you take them up on their offer of another girl and then you see them next time and they become cold, distant, and don't want to give you the same level of service anymore. Or flip out at you.

Which has happened to me on many occasion. So now when I'm offered a different girl I always think in the back of my mind if this is some kind of test and I'm failing as a man.

Don't think about it too hard, or you'll soon found yourself drowning in the inner machinations of the female mind.

**Metloaf** · 07-22-23 09:53

I've driven through this area in old town a few times coming from the airport. I always nice a massage open sign on ground eye level in the car. That stays illuminated all hours I've traveled that way. Close to king or prince st for cross section.

Any members can enlighten me about this location?

**Jim Rob** · 07-22-23 08:08

I've been dealing with this place for the past few months with moderate success, yesterday was a little disappointing and I think I will give them a break. I met yo-yo. Probably mid 40 with okay boobs and, terrible English. She had to regularly use her phone to talk to me. The massage was meh and so was the rest that follow. FS is available with high negotiating, but she came down In Price fast. Yo-yo has one of hairiest bushes I've seen. I don't like very hairy women, I find it unhygienic. I for one shave my junk. I pulled the hat off to nut on her body Nice enough lady, but zero connection.

**Terbox22** · 07-21-23 22:12

Went to May Wellness today and drew (Kelly?) (Looks - 6/10, Body - 6. 5/10, Massage 8/10). I thought we hit it off rather well. I was cracking her up.

After the visit she told me I should try out other girls. I found that interesting because why wouldn't she want me to repeat with her? Anyone else get this? I mean what's their gain by recommending someone else? Anyway the thought randomly crossed my mind. She was super nice though and got ALL the kinks out. She even stepped on my back which is a first to me. If anything I'd come back just for the massage.

**Fassbender3000** · 07-20-23 16:44

I saw Magi a little bit ago, and I had a good time. I know some guys aren't too keen on these ladies since they get more from an AMP for the same price, but I thought it was worth it because I also liked Magi's company.

Magi isn't a magazine model, but I personally think she looks good and has a nice body that her athletic attire accentuates. She is quiet and seemingly introverted, but I think she warms up once you get to know each other. Her massage is more relaxing than therapeutic, (like it's mentioned on the website) but I did feel my tension going away. Others have mentioned being allowed OTC roaming or getting her topless, but I think that only happens after repeat visits.

There wasn't much teasing until after the flip when she was slowly building up the anticipation. When she got to my inner thighs, her hands kept brushing up against my privates, and eventually she started massaging my pelvis in a way that almost made me laugh because my privates were now spinning around in circles. She then started a slow HJ, but I didn't last long and she even seemed disappointed that I went off too soon. Next time I see her, I should rub one out beforehand so I last longer.

After cleanup and and a calm down massage, we said our goodbyes and she gave me a hug while saying "see you next time. " Sometimes it's not always about what services a provider gives. It's also if they're someone you like being around, and you like their vibes.

**Eddie223** · 07-20-23 16:43

Originally Posted by AsssManKramer [View Original Post]

I saw your report and decided to wait a few weeks before going back. I visited last week. Went to Wawa across the street first to get a drink, then scoped out the office parking lot. Apple was there along with a different MMS I've never seen before. I asked for Momo, but someone just beat me and got her for an hour. I got Jay. She's attractive compared to a lot of other options in the area. Jay is not really my type, she seemed standoffish and the session wasn't great for me. Although Jay got the job done and I've paid more for worse, I won't repeat. Perhaps it was a rough day for her and other days her service is better. YMMV I suppose.

Jay is the Cali girl. I don't know that she is standoffish but she is not flirty. She will talk and chat but she's definitely not Coffee and Apple.

**AsssManKramer** · 07-20-23 16:07

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Wondering if it's more than a coincidence that after submitting this post, no one has offered any reports or updates about One.

Has anyone visited recently? Did the lack of traffic take some shine off their GPS attitudes? Does Apple still work there?

I saw your report and decided to wait a few weeks before going back. I visited last week. Went to Wawa across the street first to get a drink, then scoped out the office parking lot. Apple was there along with a different MMS I've never seen before. I asked for Momo, but someone just beat me and got her for an hour. I got Jay. She's attractive compared to a lot of other options in the area. Jay is not really my type, she seemed standoffish and the session wasn't great for me. Although Jay got the job done and I've paid more for worse, I won't repeat. Perhaps it was a rough day for her and other days her service is better. YMMV I suppose.

**ScBake50** · 07-20-23 12:16

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Wondering if it's more than a coincidence that after submitting this post, no one has offered any reports or updates about One.

Has anyone visited recently? Did the lack of traffic take some shine off their GPS attitudes? Does Apple still work there?

Went to ONE on 7-19. Saw Apple. Good time.

**Eddie223** · 07-19-23 21:58

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Wondering if it's more than a coincidence that after submitting this post, no one has offered any reports or updates about One.

Has anyone visited recently? Did the lack of traffic take some shine off their GPS attitudes? Does Apple still work there?

As it takes forever to buy / sell a house, I'm still in the area and I went over the weekend to relax a little. Called ahead and was told Apple was on vacation for a few days. I ended up seeing the same girl as my last report from there, forget her name but she's from Cali. I think she left back to Cali on Tuesday.

Didn't see who else was working but there were 2 closed doors and I heard the doorbell while in the TS. Seems like business as usual and I saw no sign of police.

**Member #6802** · 07-19-23 21:06

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Maybe coincidence. LEOs often park when not on a call to do reports, and they park with vehicles facing out in case they have to move quickly for their next call.

Maybe not a coincidence. With all the good reviews, there has to be increased foot traffic that hasn't gone unnoticed by neighboring businesses. Could be they contacted PWC and Supervisor wants marked cars posted to observe while doing reports to determine if sting operation is warranted.

Fellow mongers, please report similar sightings so we can be alert if this is a trend or coincidence.

Wondering if it's more than a coincidence that after submitting this post, no one has offered any reports or updates about One.

Has anyone visited recently? Did the lack of traffic take some shine off their GPS attitudes? Does Apple still work there?

**LowerBackPain** · 07-19-23 14:50

I agree and had given up on them since my experience with Ivy there about a year ago. But as they say, the ladies come and go with staff rotations. Names from the past I wish would resurface there: Connie, Hanna, Anna, Sue, Gina, Happy, etc. You'll get much better treatment from the two Angels located 2 or 3 doors down.

Originally Posted by Guy60 [View Original Post]

Stopped by one afternoon recently. Apple greeted me. Ok on the eyes. Mid-30's, a little chunky but a cute face and nice Cs. Opted for $0. 6 for 30. Massage was maybe 10 min with very little effort. On the flip the negotiations began. $1. 4 for CBJ. No. $1. 0 for HJ. No. At this point I was ready to have her just spend the remaining 20 min on a massage and then leave but the little head took over. Agreed on $0. 6 for HJ. She immediately started a jackhammer technique and fake groaning, wouldn't allow any roaming, it was the worst. This gal is all about extracting $$ as quickly as possible. My other visits to Pinetree over the past year have also been similar -- premium price expectations with the least amount of effort. YMMV. Maybe it's just me. I'm done with them.

**Guy 60** · 07-18-23 19:48

Stopped by one afternoon recently. Apple greeted me. Ok on the eyes. Mid-30's, a little chunky but a cute face and nice Cs. Opted for $0. 6 for 30. Massage was maybe 10 min with very little effort. On the flip the negotiations began. $1. 4 for CBJ. No. $1. 0 for HJ. No. At this point I was ready to have her just spend the remaining 20 min on a massage and then leave but the little head took over. Agreed on $0. 6 for HJ. She immediately started a jackhammer technique and fake groaning, wouldn't allow any roaming, it was the worst. This gal is all about extracting $$ as quickly as possible. My other visits to Pinetree over the past year have also been similar -- premium price expectations with the least amount of effort. YMMV. Maybe it's just me. I'm done with them.

**Ssamurai** · 07-18-23 19:23

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Any one know a legit provider in the Tyson's Corner area that's Brazilian?

Yep. Maybe. Are we dreaming of the same person?

**Patch24m** · 07-18-23 17:48

Made a trek to the well reviewed May Wellness yesterday. Texted the number and asked if there were any open slots available and was asked a time. I asked for 1:30 pm and was told to come over. Met a nice looking Chinese woman who asked if I had called and I said I texted. Passed me off to mamasan who collected my payment and was led to the room.

In comes "Hiram" (pronounced High-Rum) - unusual name for an AMP but I went along with it. She gave a good massage but not enough pressure to my liking. It started off rather weak. Just prodding and pushing on my back. It got better when she applied the oil. Long strokes and better pressure this time. This was followed by a hot towel wipe down and the tease. Time for the flip. Asked if I was doing OK to which I responded yes while I caress her butt. Hand signal for you take care of me? I nodded. She oiled me up and started an nice HE. I asked to see the teddies to which she obliged by lifting up her shirt and bra. They were nice Bs with large sensitive pencil erasers. I asked to nurse but she said she was ticklish. Whatever -- I was rubbing them with my fingers already. LOL!

When I was getting close, she proceeded to place her chest against mine and it was followed by a huge finish. Kinda messed up the sheets kinda finish. Standard house rates and I left her a $.6 for her services. On the way out, mamasan asked if everything went well, I nodded. She introduced "Joy" (I think?) who was a smaller, spinner, type girl and she said to try her next time.

**PilotAviator** · 07-18-23 17:15

I had a great appointment with (Thai) Ronda this week.

All the usual (good massage, very nice lady, great attitude, etc.) -- but what made it even better was the courtesy of the brother monger who alerted her he needed to slip his appointment.

I've never known Ronda to rush (to my knowledge, I've never been shorted on time) -- but, because of his courtesy, my appointment was significantly extended (which doubled my pleasure).

As is my custom, I left my entire donation on the table and then took a shower. So, Ronda was generous with time and that made for an extra special realization when I returned to my car.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.