Massage Parlor Reports

**OPIllini** · 07-19-23 16:38

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

I know about CLC Massage on Milwaukee Ave, where L1 finishes are probable. About 2 blocks or so north of CLC is a place called Happy Feet and Spa. I hadn't seen any reviews for it, so last night I thought I'd TOFTT. The facility is large and clean, but as soon as I walked in, I got a bad vibe about the possibility of extras happening there. There were a couple of female masseuses but also a couple of male masseurs (bad sign). Then as I waited in the lobby for my appointment, a couple came out of the massage room in the back. Sure enough, it was the same room I wound up in.

I drew "Carrie" for my masseuse. She's definitely on the older side, guessing late 40's / early 50's. Her massage was probably one of the best I've ever had; she's very strong and did excellent work on my neck and shoulders. When I'm at an AMP, I like to lay face down with my arms hanging over each side of the table. But Carrie kept putting my arms back on the table every time I tried to assume my normal posture. At that point, I figured I wouldn't be getting anything extra. Later, I briefly squeezed her butt, but she immediately backed away.

On the flip, some more very good massage, but no hints whatsoever of anything extra. I actually would go back to Happy Feet and Spa for Carrie's massage skills, which are outstanding. But I wouldn't expect any extras there. Then again, who knows? Maybe multiple visits may be required before anything happens. Anyone who have gone there, did you have any luck?

Actually, the masseuse's name is Kelly, not Cassie. And I thought she was Chinese, but she's actually Mongolian. Anyway, went to see her again last night and got the same outcome: excellent massage, but no extras. Not even a hint. I thought a quick repeat visit would loosen Kelly up, and I did feel she became more comfortable with me. Alas, however, another strikeout with extras at Happy Feet and Spa.

**Member #6439** · 07-19-23 15:24

Visited Orange as I'd never been there before. Door was locked, rang the doorbell. Was greeted by a lady in her 40's I'd say.

She was wearing a tight dress, I wasn't sure if she was the mamasan or the masseuse.

She asked how long. I asked how much for 30 minutes. She said 50.

Handed her 100 bill, she said OK lay down I will bring change.

Disrobed, face down on table. She entered the room started the massage. Light teasing then I flipped over. She asked what I wanted.

I said what do you have. And she asked if I wanted a HJ. I said no, I want FS. She hesitated but I could see she didn't mind too much.

So asked how much for boom boom. She said $$. I was like fine.

She is short and has tight body, big rack (man made I'd say). She can take a pounding too.

I never last too long. So missionary then k9 and I blew in the bag.

She said she was tired, I'm like WTF we barely fucked like 10 minutes. Whatever.

Total damage $$.

**OF Charlie** · 07-19-23 09:53

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

Does KK pronounce her name "KayKay" or "KeeKee"?

Pronounce as the letter K, twice.

**GeneralObvious** · 07-18-23 22:26

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Jennifer? God, of all the names, there are going to be a billion search hits LOL. Before I begin my quest, was she heavily reviewed? And was her L2 covered or uncovered? How extensive was her L3? DATY? DFK?

There's maybe 2 or 3 reviews of her that I think are accurate. Everything is covered. L3 is several different positions. If she likes you, she gets into it. No kissing and DATY was offered up when she knew you.

**Jinurso** · 07-18-23 22:21

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

That was probably Jennifer. She's been around for a few years. She looks youngish, but she's 45 or so. She floats around the West Town spas. Her massages are worth it. She's fun in the sack, but her L2 skills aren't great.

Jennifer? God, of all the names, there are going to be a billion search hits LOL. Before I begin my quest, was she heavily reviewed? And was her L2 covered or uncovered? How extensive was her L3? DATY? DFK?

**JasonWi** · 07-18-23 22:10

Originally Posted by SkipF69 [View Original Post]

Made second visit to see KK- this time at 819. It was before 10 so she just woke up. She is natural, great kisser and just like the first time gave a many seconds water shower while I was dining. Just do not see too many of these girls that are comfortable to squirt- the novelty of a warm shower is exciting to me. On top of that she gives great BBBJ and never runs out of energy in all positions. Highly recommend. I do the VIP rate with her to make sure not to rush- she does not short the hour! SF.

Does KK pronounce her name "KayKay" or "KeeKee"?

**JasonWi** · 07-18-23 22:09

Originally Posted by Fantastico [View Original Post]

The receptionist who has braces and a great body sounds like Luna (Mexican). I haven't been in a few months but she was still there my last visit. I also enjoy Carolina (Colombian). I've enjoyed all three holes with her and she gets really into it. As always, YMMV.

Thank you and it was indeed Luna. Now that you mention it, I remember the name, largely because of the old carpet commercial on tv. This Luna had a great body and businesslike attitude, at least that was my experience with her.

Thank you, Fantastico. What's Carolina look like? A lot older or similar age as Luna?

**OF Charlie** · 07-18-23 21:45

Originally Posted by Joex077 [View Original Post]

I'll be visiting the Wind city here on Friday and looking for recommendations for a Nuru massage with L3 finish. Feel free to dm.

Tokyo is the only place that does nuru with real authentic nuru gel. There are a couple of other places that claim to do nuru, but they use soap. Nuru is just not the same with soap.

Tokyo Spa.

312-585-5678.

https://twitter.com/Pearlangelschi

**WalkingHard** · 07-18-23 20:37

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Some months back I walked by and saw a redheaded Asian woman through the window. I thought she was really sexy, prettier than Karly IMO. I was in the area for business so couldn't stop in, but you don't see Asian women with red hair often. I didn't see her when I visited Karly and I don't recall any reviews of anyone who fit her description. But if someone has some details about her and her menu, I would go back just to see her.

LOL. She was probably the Uber Eats driver delivering the girls Thai food. You should have just called right after walking by and said you want to make an appointment with the red haired girl you just saw. Getting reliable info on here is so Michael effort.

**Fantastico** · 07-18-23 20:12

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Saw some new talent pop up at CLM this week (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com).

As usual unless they are heavily tatted up or have taken the photo at one of the CLM locations, take the pictures with a grain of salt.

I noticed the website said Angie is BACK. I don't remember an Angie there. Anybody recall someone by that name?

I've had my eye on Amida. Any reports for her yet? She's been around a few weeks now.

Anybody have any intel on where Ashley went? Or if she'll be back? She was a fav of mine.

**Fantastico** · 07-18-23 20:05

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

I visited a year ago and had a good experience there with the receptionist who had braces and a great body, late 20's. Unfortunately she's probably long gone. I visited a bit later a couple times and only saw older, out of shape women there.

A few days ago, I decided to check it out again. Unattractive receptionist said someone else would give me massage; I asked politely to see before I pay, she said no. I asked politely in Spanish, and she said no again.

The receptionist who has braces and a great body sounds like Luna (Mexican). I haven't been in a few months but she was still there my last visit. I also enjoy Carolina (Colombian). I've enjoyed all three holes with her and she gets really into it. As always, YMMV.

**Joex077** · 07-18-23 19:52

I'll be visiting the Wind city here on Friday and looking for recommendations for a Nuru massage with L3 finish. Feel free to dm.

**SkipF69** · 07-18-23 17:51

Made second visit to see KK- this time at 819. It was before 10 so she just woke up. She is natural, great kisser and just like the first time gave a many seconds water shower while I was dining. Just do not see too many of these girls that are comfortable to squirt- the novelty of a warm shower is exciting to me. On top of that she gives great BBBJ and never runs out of energy in all positions. Highly recommend. I do the VIP rate with her to make sure not to rush- she does not short the hour! SF.

**Coopertars** · 07-18-23 16:50

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Despite my better judgement based on previous reports of this place and on the other site, I let the little head make the decisions here. Saw a blonde Caucasian here for a great oily massage with a lot of teasing and a good L1 finish. The girl was very attractive with a great rack but that's about where the pros end.

The cons are: I paid 2. 5 for what was advertised as a milking table with 2 pops, and only got 1 pop on a regular table. The L1 finish was only topless and I left an oily mess.

In conclusion: if I actually got what was advertised I'd probably be okay with it, but I didn't so I can't justify doing it again at that price. Even if the girl does more than L1 I'd want to know exactly what I'm getting up front.

**Fit312** · 07-18-23 14:32

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Got into the room with Kelly and Coco who started on the 4 hand. Some light teasing with the boys and after about 10 minutes Kelly asked if I wanted more. Wasn't really looking for FS so I wanted L3 and she said 160 for each. We went down to 150 for each and paid.

Sounds fair to me. I fucked Coco and got head from another girl for $450 all-in.