Streetwalker Reports

[HugeMat]

Always really late. Picked up a girl last Thursday around 1:30 or 1:40 am just a block north of Sid's. I've never had a successful pickup in that area before 11:30 pm and almost never after 4:00 am. Pickings are slim (and always black), but there have been some winners there. I would NOT make a special trip to North Broad, but if passing through, why not do a little shopping?

Yeah I only ride thru when I'm heading home from the Ave and other things on the late night. North Broad / OYR used to be a goldmine and my primary mongering area years ago. You would always see girls on OYR from Wyoming to Ruscomb. The last time I picked a girl up around that area was on Ruscomb around 2 years ago.

[Shampoo55]

I understand what you sayin bro and I don't mean to come off mean either. The problem that there is almost zero to none SW up here in north jersey. Many mongers up here spend hours to go home empty ended. That's like you eating burgers out the garbage and the rest up here are eating anything at all LOL. We are starving lets put it to you like that. So we rather drive 2 hrs to go eat mcdonalds tham starve every night LOL. I understand watchu mean bro I meant no disrespect.

That (bolded) is the price of the game in many places. Yeah, one can drive loops for hours and not scoop anything (been there, done that), it goes with the territory.

That is one reason why I learned to expand my fishing, not sticking solely with one hit-or-miss fishing hole. Learned to play the online game, sugar babies and AMPs. Also, one thing girls are good at and guys don't do so much: networking. If one is truly starving then learning new skills to feed the hunger sure seems to make sense.

Good luck hunting!

[LBerkey]

IDK when you see any girls out North Broad because its always dead when I drive thru on my way home. And OYR is done now (except for the trannys).

Always really late. Picked up a girl last Thursday around 1:30 or 1:40 am just a block north of Sid's. I've never had a successful pickup in that area before 11:30 pm and almost never after 4:00 am. Pickings are slim (and always black), but there have been some winners there. I would NOT make a special trip to North Broad, but if passing through, why not do a little shopping?

[HugeMat]

I understand what you sayin bro and I don't mean to come off mean either. The problem that there is almost zero to none SW up here in north jersey. Many mongers up here spend hours to go home empty ended. That's like you eating burgers out the garbage and the rest up here are eating anything at all LOL. We are starving lets put it to you like that. So we rather drive 2 hrs to go eat mcdonalds tham starve every night LOL. I understand watchu mean bro I meant no disrespect.

Make the drive and check it out. There are a lot of Jersey guys that come over here and monger. You still might want to check Camden out too but the cops actually pay attention to mongering over there while the cops in Kensington only care about shootings and major drug bust. The only other city in the Mid Atlantic region that has as big a selection of SW as Kensington is Baltimore.

[Stacks82]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelin_Guide

There are three ratings in the Michelin Guide. 1-3 stars.

1 star: Very good in its category.

2 star: Excellent. Worth a detour.

3 star: Exceptional. Worth a special journey.

I've probably dined in kensington literally thousands of times. There were probably a few times that I would rate 3 stars (Exceptional. Worth a special journey). Probably 1 in a thousand are like that. I have / had a few regulars that are 1 or 2 stars. But even the good ones are very YMMV. But most are trash. It is equivalent to eating a half-eaten burger out of the trash.

Even the good ones come with their own set of flaws that you need to turn a blind eye to.

I understand what you sayin bro and I don't mean to come off mean either. The problem that there is almost zero to none SW up here in north jersey. Many mongers up here spend hours to go home empty ended. That's like you eating burgers out the garbage and the rest up here are eating anything at all LOL. We are starving lets put it to you like that. So we rather drive 2 hrs to go eat mcdonalds tham starve every night LOL. I understand watchu mean bro I meant no disrespect.

[BeefNoodleSoup]

If it was me, I would not drive two hours for mcdonalds. If I drive two hours, I would at least splurge on something higher end like an AMP. But if you were to drive all the way here for an AMP, you might as well go to a closer one to you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelin_Guide

There are three ratings in the Michelin Guide. 1-3 stars.

1 star: Very good in its category.

2 star: Excellent. Worth a detour.

3 star: Exceptional. Worth a special journey.

I've probably dined in kensington literally thousands of times. There were probably a few times that I would rate 3 stars (Exceptional. Worth a special journey). Probably 1 in a thousand are like that. I have / had a few regulars that are 1 or 2 stars. But even the good ones are very YMMV. But most are trash. It is equivalent to eating a half-eaten burger out of the trash.

Even the good ones come with their own set of flaws that you need to turn a blind eye to.

[BeefNoodleSoup]

If kensington was so bad, why do you monger in it? Looks like your trying to avoid out of towners to dabble in your city. But what can we do when shit is dry? Philadelphia hoods and kensington doesn't scare me. I'm born and raised in NYC boroughs and seen crazy shit. My concerns arent the problems of infested drug dealers or shootings or these zombies. But of course we all take precautions to avoid such matters. I just don't understand if kensington is so bad why do you dabble in it to risk your life. You know what they say right LOL. Every dog has his day. I'm just sayin if your concern more out of towners are going to come well the SW, the zombies, and drug dealers are not owned by you. Its just part of nature and life that people will flock where theres more abundance. All I ask was a guide to maintain safety in a city with its own codes because every city has its own codes no matter how bad you grew up. Remember theres always somebody badder than you and willing to risk it all. I have a hunch that if you stay within zombie territory or area where they are out there most and you wonder within the more safe zone I should be ok. Anygiven day shit can happen. Wrong place at the wrong time. Obviously when you pick up a SW you always check if you being followed. And listen bro I get it. I really do. If I had certain type of SW in abundance in my area I wouldn't want it to be overpopulated with mongers and then when I went huntin I'm limited I get it. But bro my area in new jersey shit is dead. Do you know what it is to driver for hours to just get something and its not even mehhhh or decent or ok? Shit is so dry I wouldn't wish that on you. I also see that the youtubers who drives around like an idiot and does crazy you turns and mongers like a dumbass in kensington hasnt gotten f up. This dude does the worst pickup and driving I ever seen. So if he can drive and get SW in kensington I see that I can. All I got to is learn a route and stick to that route without goin to the infested area of zombieland. That youtuber is crazy. Hes def also not from p. A. I'm pretty sure he got out of state plates. And if you monger in discreet I don't think a cop going to pull up and hit you with the bs of buying drugs. Ill see it for myself. I've been there before and I've seen and its not like I haven't. Problem is I went with some friends and I couldn't part take.

Safe mongering to everybody.

I monger in kensington because it is cheap and close. I eat my own cooking because it is cheap and close to me. I would not advise you drive two hours to eat my cooking. Each time I eat my own cooking, I run the risk of food poisoning and getting the runs. Same with each time I pick up a kensington SW.

And personally, I don't have much to risk in life. If you are worried about out of state plates, you might have a little too much to lose.

I couldn't care less about out of towners. I actually get my fill from all the options philly has to offer. Unlike some mongers, I openly share some of my good finds because I have too many options to handle. I have no ulterior motive here. Maybe you should ask yourself why you are so distrustful? I find that untrustworthy people are the most distrustful of others.

If it was me, I would not drive two hours for mcdonalds. If I drive two hours, I would at least splurge on something higher end like an AMP. But if you were to drive all the way here for an AMP, you might as well go to a closer one to you.

Its not the drug dealers or shootings you need to worry about. It is the drivers. Drug dealers and shootings are pretty targeted in most situations. There are random shooting but it is pretty rare. There have been one or two instances where I was close enough to a shoot out that I could see people ducking for cover. Car jackings are also a common occurrence on the local news.

Been noticing a lot of bad drivers out. I'm in many close calls each time I go out in the stroll.

The other day I was driving down a two way road. A guy in the incoming lane was trying to pass a car by driving on the wrong side (my lane). The guy he was trying to pass wouldn't let him pass so there were two cars speeding down the road. I had to swerve into a parking spot to avoid a head on collision.

Some dude decides to go driving with tinted up windows that were also fogged up. There was a sudden buildup of traffic because a lane was closed and he ends up going full speed into the car next to mine. Both cars totaled. If I was in the other lane, I would have been f-ed in the a.

Cops in philly don't do anything to stop these bad drivers. I was even almost T-boned by a cop running a red without his sirens on. Part of it is because the local government prevent them from doing anything.

If you were to drive all the way here, you might as well just get a hotel room and do an overnight thing or week end thing. There was a Motel 6 on Roosevelt I used to see some escorts at a couple of years ago. They might have also had a bar where you might be able to pick up some floozies. Not sure if they are still open but it might be a good option if you decide to do that.

All I got to is learn a route and stick to that route without goin to the infested area of zombieland.

Dude. The infested zombieland is where you get the SW. It is very rare to find any SW that is not an infested zombie.

The options here are not that great. I would say most are missing some teeth. Some are missing part of their fingers. Yesterday I saw a girl trying to get picked up without an arm. Lots of amputees. Most have open wounds or are dripping blood from a recent drug injection. It is really not uncommon to drive for hours to end up with something "mehhhh or decent or ok"

In the end, do what ever you want. I couldn't care less. I was just offering you a sage wisdom. But personally, I don't think you have a full accounting of all the risks that are involved. And if things do go south, you would be far from home without any help.

[Stacks82]

Bad things happen in Philadelphia.

If kensington was so bad, why do you monger in it? Looks like your trying to avoid out of towners to dabble in your city. But what can we do when shit is dry? Philadelphia hoods and kensington doesn't scare me. I'm born and raised in NYC boroughs and seen crazy shit. My concerns arent the problems of infested drug dealers or shootings or these zombies. But of course we all take precautions to avoid such matters. I just don't understand if kensington is so bad why do you dabble in it to risk your life. You know what they say right LOL. Every dog has his day. I'm just sayin if your concern more out of towners are going to come well the SW, the zombies, and drug dealers are not owned by you. Its just part of nature and life that people will flock where theres more abundance. All I ask was a guide to maintain safety in a city with its own codes because every city has its own codes no matter how bad you grew up. Remember theres always somebody badder than you and willing to risk it all. I have a hunch that if you stay within zombie territory or area where they are out there most and you wonder within the more safe zone I should be ok. Anygiven day shit can happen. Wrong place at the wrong time. Obviously when you pick up a SW you always check if you being followed. And listen bro I get it. I really do. If I had certain type of SW in abundance in my area I wouldn't want it to be overpopulated with mongers and then when I went huntin I'm limited I get it. But bro my area in new jersey shit is dead. Do you know what it is to driver for hours to just get something and its not even mehhhh or decent or ok? Shit is so dry I wouldn't wish that on you. I also see that the youtubers who drives around like an idiot and does crazy you turns and mongers like a dumbass in kensington hasnt gotten f up. This dude does the worst pickup and driving I ever seen. So if he can drive and get SW in kensington I see that I can. All I got to is learn a route and stick to that route without goin to the infested area of zombieland. That youtuber is crazy. Hes def also not from p. A. I'm pretty sure he got out of state plates. And if you monger in discreet I don't think a cop going to pull up and hit you with the bs of buying drugs. Ill see it for myself. I've been there before and I've seen and its not like I haven't. Problem is I went with some friends and I couldn't part take.

Safe mongering to everybody.

[Member #6644]

Not sure if I'm a boring person.

But do you guys during sex.

1. Pull on their hair?

2. Choke them?

If so, do why'all ask first or why'all just do it?

I did it once a long time ago and it just left weird to me.

[BeefNoodleSoup]

I'd say you should look elsewhere. It looks like you are 1. 5-2 hrs away. So round trip driving would be 4 hrs. It would probably take 1-2 hrs to find someone suitable and do the deed. So that would pretty much take a big chunk out of your day for a gross kensington SW.

Most SW are pretty bad in one way or another. There is a bit of a learning curve to try to find someone suitable. You also need to spend some time building up good regulars you can trust.

The people who live in kensington are mostly terrible people. The biggest risk are the crazy people driving crazy. I've seen too many hit and runs, people running reds, it is completely nuts.

Lots of people driving uninsured dirt bikes and ATVs. If they hit you, I'm sure it would be their fault but I am also sure they will all gang up on you and you will not make it out alive.

Cops are not anything to worry about as long as you are just doing peaceful mongering. If you are violent or involved with drugs, the cops will pay attention.

There is really no point in getting numbers. 90% of them can't hold on to a phone. The 10% who can hold on to a phone are never available when you contact them but contact you only when they are desperate and dope sick.

Bad things happen in Philadelphia.

[BeefNoodleSoup]

The market in north jersey is so dry that honestly its not even worth mongering anymore. I'm thinking of checking out kensington. I know it can be dangerous but I think that having mongered enough I am ready to see what's out there. I just have some questions from you guys to make my experience more worth it.

1) does driving around with out of state plates make it more of a redflag.

2) are they any notels near or maybe driveable where I can stay and perhaps brings a SW there too? I'm not a fan of cardates just make it more risky I guess.

3) what streets around k ave are the most likeable to go monger and where they are better SW that are less of an addict and are willing to do service? What I really mean its that I rather deal with a SW that wants to do the service than rather those nasty ones that just want to get high. Which streets are more dangerous that I shouldn't go to pickup?

4) what time of the day are the SW are more out and the ones that are better looking? Everybody has their type of SW I'm not a fan of too many marks on the body or just skinny SW that look like they have no meat on their bones.

I would appreciate it if you guys gave me so good info as I would reply back on findings and if I do get numbers I will share with the mongers on here.

I'd say you should look elsewhere. It looks like you are 1. 5-2 hrs away. So round trip driving would be 4 hrs. It would probably take 1-2 hrs to find someone suitable and do the deed. So that would pretty much take a big chunk out of your day for a gross kensington SW.

Most SW are pretty bad in one way or another. There is a bit of a learning curve to try to find someone suitable. You also need to spend some time building up good regulars you can trust.

The people who live in kensington are mostly terrible people. The biggest risk are the crazy people driving crazy. I've seen too many hit and runs, people running reds, it is completely nuts.

Lots of people driving uninsured dirt bikes and ATVs. If they hit you, I'm sure it would be their fault but I am also sure they will all gang up on you and you will not make it out alive.

Cops are not anything to worry about as long as you are just doing peaceful mongering. If you are violent or involved with drugs, the cops will pay attention.

There is really no point in getting numbers. 90% of them can't hold on to a phone. The 10% who can hold on to a phone are never available when you contact them but contact you only when they are desperate and dope sick.

[Sam Katz]

Stacks82.

1) does driving around with out of state plates make it more of a redflag.

-YES! Strike force are always on the lookout for out of state addicts coming to the biggest open air drug market in America. NJ, Maryland, Delaware, NY, etc all beware. Plus, Kensington don't exactly have shopping centers and office buildings and such. So it's much easier for a cop to ask what you doing all the way from east Bumblefuck Delaware buddy?? Strike Force is only in Kensington to my knowledge because I've never seen them in other parts of North Philly like Olney, in the northeast, or south Philly and they'll pull you over for anything if they think you're buying drugs. I had friends that used to buy drugs down there and there's alot of bad cops there as well. My buddy actually got the shit beat out of of him all body shots and ripped his 20 bill and laughed and left. Was around the time when those 6 cops that were robbing drug dealers and doing all types of foul shit like hanging a guy off a balcony(Link below you guys should remember this) If you are out of state just say you got stood up by a Latina chick on Tinder. Or if you have to see the same cop car again do what I did and drive right up to the cop first asking for directions to 95 South or North because they WILL pull you over for circling the block being shady.

2) I say just Google Maps it but I don't think there are any in the remote area. One important word of advice- Do NOT go if the SW keeps insisting to go to a particular spot, I almost got set up this way a couple times but refused. They will say that's right down the street from where I live so you won't have to drive me back. Not saying it's all a set up but you pick the spot and leave the money on the dash. Friend of mine got set up by a BSW he said she said her name was Shawna before Covid around 2018-19 went to the spot of her choice and a Dodge Charger blocked him in and robbed both of them. Obviously a set up.

3) Huh?, I mean these chicks are struggling crack heroin coke meth xanax fentanyl tranq addicts and not enjoying what they're doing to barely feed their addiction(s). As for roads, the main bigger roads and the ave are always better only because you're not in the blocks where all the drugs are at, sorry I don't know exact corners but depending on what time of the day you go, you'll see them around. Kensington is like no other place and it seems like you are pretty picky... well just letting you know if Bissonnet St was a 9 in terms of the SW scene(Damn I wanna visit there one day), Kensington would be a 1.67 these days(just my opinion don't hate) I Dunno what you're used to but let us know how things went!

4) No matter what time of the day it's the same SW. Less of an addict and looks better on afternoons around Tioga Station or more of an addict after midnight around Tioga Station it's the same. Later at night they definitely stand out more though so easier to snatch one imo but its 24/7 on the ave.

One more thing, don't tell the SW you're out of state, just say you moved to Philly. SWs are like any other business and trying to get regulars so you want to put it in her mind that you are a potential return customer.

Goodluck and don't get finessed!

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2015/...-day-for-real/

[HankScorpio]

The market in north jersey is so dry that honestly its not even worth mongering anymore. I'm thinking of checking out kensington. I know it can be dangerous but I think that having mongered enough I am ready to see what's out there. I just have some questions from you guys to make my experience more worth it.

I would think NY would be a better option for north jersey, but I don't have any first hand experience with this. If you are coming from north jersey, you might as well make a few laps in Camden. I would say its pretty similar to Kensington but slightly worse and emptier.

1. I would say out of state plates are no problem. There is a guy living out of his camper van with Florida plates that drives up and down K ave all day. It is very noticeable. I'm guessing that's his retirement plan. Spend all his social security on cheap bjs. Many people drive with their plates obscured in some fashion. Some have stolen plates. Some even have hand written plates on card board.

2. Most of the notels are a considerable drive away and the SW would probably not want to venture out that far in fears of being stranded out there without drugs. Also, it would probably cost more than the SW unless you are planning to do an extended session. There are some third party houses that open up a room for quickies in the 10-20 range that are right off the ave. But these are pretty rare and personally risky. I've only done that a small number of times, but they were all safe. Some SW live in tent communities and I heard sometimes they go back to their tent to do stuff. I've never tried this.

3. I'd say the south west side is often better in my experience. There is a bunch of construction in the middle section with huge trash piles and homeless people so its pretty difficult in the middle. The north east side also has some good ones from time to time, but there are a number of trannies up there.

4. there is really no best time. Some SW only come out at night to avoid being seen. Some only come out at day time to avoid the crazy mongers. Some come out at all hours of the day when they are out of money and drugs. During the day, there are a lot of civilians doing normal stuff so it makes things slower and SW are less likely to make obvious moves. And undercover cops also mainly work at day times to do stings. Also probably wise to avoid party times like weekend nights. Lots of crazy drivers.

If you have the funds, it would probably be better to go to AMPs. Lots of reliable options in Philly and probably in NJ and NY. Its a lot less risky, and you waste less time driving around.

[Stacks82]

1.). No, they don't even look at you unless you are waving a gun out your car window.

2.). No, but to settle your own curiosity, try Google maps and see for yourself.

3.). Differs every day, you have to see for yourself.

4.). I shit you not, K Avenue is almost 24 hours a day. Differs every day but it does get slow after 3 am to 6 Am if that helps.

If you have been mongering awhile, then you know there is no substitution for direct hands on experience. I could write chapter and verse about which street corners yielded some action but its largely irrelevant for the day you arrive as the traffic patterns of the K Ave SW are random and without much logic. Just take the drive, the excitement of the hunt rivals the BJ you will be getting, trust me on that one.

Thanks for the info bro I'm going to try it out and see what's up.

[HugeMat]

The market in north jersey is so dry that honestly its not even worth mongering anymore. I'm thinking of checking out kensington. I know it can be dangerous but I think that having mongered enough I am ready to see what's out there. I just have some questions from you guys to make my experience more worth it.

1) does driving around with out of state plates make it more of a redflag.

2) are they any notels near or maybe driveable where I can stay and perhaps brings a SW there too? I'm not a fan of cardates just make it more risky I guess.

3) what streets around k ave are the most likeable to go monger and where they are better SW that are less of an addict and are willing to do service? What I really mean its that I rather deal with a SW that wants to do the service than rather those nasty ones that just want to get high. Which streets are more dangerous that I shouldn't go to pickup?

4) what time of the day are the SW are more out and the ones that are better looking? Everybody has their type of SW I'm not a fan of too many marks on the body or just skinny SW that look like they have no meat on their bones.

I would appreciate it if you guys gave me so good info as I would reply back on findings and if I do get numbers I will share with the mongers on here.

1- driving around with Jersey tags might make the law think you're there for drugs if they keep seeing you circle the block.

2- the closes hotels are on Roosevelt BLVD (like 15-20 minutes away).

3- 98.9% of them are addicts. You prob just want to find the ones that aren't in shambles or the one that don't do tranq. But the northern part of the ave is better (Westmoreland to Erie). And try the side streets like Jasper, Sedgeley, Castor.

4- they are out all the time.