Massage Parlor Reports

[OldGoober]

Made a trip recently to a local establishment where the walls don't go all the way up. Might have to start wearing my nose cancelling ear buds moving forward. Hey buddy next door- how about keeping it down over there!! If you can't figure out how to finish without the who f-ing place know about it, go home and practice keeping your mouth shut. Nobody wants to hear your moaning. That's all. Rant over.

I could barely stop laughing as I read this. Maybe she should have stuffed one of his dirty socks in his mouth.

[GinCincy]

Looks fake bro

Yea, pics are stolen from Russian porn Sitt.

[Luckyshamrock]

Made a trip recently to a local establishment where the walls don't go all the way up. Might have to start wearing my nose cancelling ear buds moving forward. Hey buddy next door- how about keeping it down over there!! If you can't figure out how to finish without the who f-ing place know about it, go home and practice keeping your mouth shut. Nobody wants to hear your moaning. That's all. Rant over.

[Libsco96]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rub-26476.html

Looks fake bro

[DarkStallion]

There is a 2 dollar booking fee. You know how many people pay that thinking they going to get a "therapist" to there house? I could t find any kind of address or phone number on the website either. This has scam written all over it. If you want to donate $2 to some random person or people, go ahead and give it a try and tell us how it goes. LOL.

The Masseuse was there on Tinder!! I reached out to her and she was just a random lady. We talked and when I mentioned I love massage as I workout, is when she provided the link. I felt something fishy as the rates seemed like too good to be true. 40 $ for hr. I didn't see any amount to be paid as I didn't try to book her. But I was planning to check if someone worked with them and is the massage worth it. But seems like I'll try to book and give them 2 $ and see where it goes!!

[HotLcndyt]

Any body tried the below establishment?? Ever? How was the experience? Or you think its a fraud?

https://softtouchmassage00.wixsite.com/massagebooking16

There is a 2 dollar booking fee. You know how many people pay that thinking they going to get a "therapist" to there house? I could t find any kind of address or phone number on the website either. This has scam written all over it. If you want to donate $2 to some random person or people, go ahead and give it a try and tell us how it goes. LOL.

[DarkStallion]

Any body tried the below establishment?? Ever? How was the experience? Or you think its a fraud?

https://softtouchmassage00.wixsite.com/massagebooking16

[ColdMiller]

Like you, I go in the same way, flirting and laughing. If she's the same way back I'll cop a squeeze of her ass or tits. What I never do is let them see I have a lot of money. I always give them a hundy to pay form the hour then undress and lay on the table face down. When she brings the change I just tell her to lay it on my clothes. In my other pockets I'll keep 60 in one, a 50 in another, and maybe two 10's or 30 in another. With the 40 already on the table I have exact increments to get to 100,150 or 180 depending on what we negotiate to. This has worked for me for over 20 years. When you pull a wad out they always will beg for more which I hate.

Golfguy, playing through.

100% use the same amounts in the same pockets every time and it is simple math and not hard-on math where too much blood is in the little brain and you can't use the big brain.

[MassageGoer]

Unfortunately, I did not get a name. As far as the half hour deal, I have no idea why she said that. I always do an hour. Maybe it was the fact that it was so early and the person I was actually talking to on the phone didn't pass on that I'd be there. When she opened the door, she did say that they were not open. We didn't even have a conversation about me ever being there or not. Normally, if there is a new girl, she will ask if I've ever been there and I would say yes and tell her who I normally would see. That usually gets the start of heavy teasing going. But this time, no questions asked, she went right for the question of what service I would like. I just feel like that would be a quick and easy way to get the place busted.

Thanks for the review and tips. Can you conjecture why she only would do a half hour? Most try to get you to extend. Also, did you get a name? Seems to be confusing around there with names. Is this to throw off LE or something? Seems counter productive to building a rep and good business.

Thanks.

[TapThat]

Anyone know of an AMP that does table showers in Cincy area? They used to be common.

Not trying to be a prick, but in the search Thread type in table shower. Gives lots of post of locations. Etc.

[Tom4242]

Anyone know of an AMP that does table showers in Cincy area? They used to be common.

[Baroni1969]

This is a joke, right?

After years of viewing the site, just my second post and was trying to show a link to the gal I was inquiring about in your area, as I am heading that way, and that is what I see other guys do when requesting info. Guess I have some to learn before posting. Thanks.

[TroublePlay]

Thanks for the review and tips. Can you conjecture why she only would do a half hour? Most try to get you to extend. Also, did you get a name? Seems to be confusing around there with names. Is this to throw off LE or something? Seems counter productive to building a rep and good business.

Thanks.

I stopped in one day last week and drew the young hottie you are speaking of. Amazing body, cute face and fairly playful. I asked for an hour and she said "no, only half hour. " I told her that it was fine. She gave me a very brief massage, if you really call it a massage at all. Maybe 5 minutes on my stomach. She told me to flip over and asked me what service I wanted. I asked what was available and she went through the motions of what she offered. I settled for the entire package. She asked for $200. I countered with $100, she went to $180 and I told her $120 was my max, which is still upwards of $40 than I usually pay for everything there. She said no $160, so I started to get up and she asked what I was doing. I told her my max again and she reluctantly said ok. Clothes came off, nice body. She did the sucking thing where they slip on the condom and she jumped on. I'm not going to lie, I wasn't even fully hard yet because I was ready to go right beforehand. After a second, I was ready to rock and roll. We ended up finishing missionary with her legs up over my shoulders and she was a pretty loud moaner. Luckily, they weren't open yet, so there were no other customers in there. Cleaned up and rolled out of there.

I do enjoy reaching out a couple hours before they open, because they are willing to let you in. Front door will stay locked and they always lock the back door. Plus, you can have much more fun knowing that no other mongers can hear.

[MassageGoer]

I stopped in one day last week and drew the young hottie you are speaking of. Amazing body, cute face and fairly playful. I asked for an hour and she said "no, only half hour. " I told her that it was fine. She gave me a very brief massage, if you really call it a massage at all. Maybe 5 minutes on my stomach. She told me to flip over and asked me what service I wanted. I asked what was available and she went through the motions of what she offered. I settled for the entire package. She asked for $200. I countered with $100, she went to $180 and I told her $120 was my max, which is still upwards of $40 than I usually pay for everything there. She said no $160, so I started to get up and she asked what I was doing. I told her my max again and she reluctantly said ok. Clothes came off, nice body. She did the sucking thing where they slip on the condom and she jumped on. I'm not going to lie, I wasn't even fully hard yet because I was ready to go right beforehand. After a second, I was ready to rock and roll. We ended up finishing missionary with her legs up over my shoulders and she was a pretty loud moaner. Luckily, they weren't open yet, so there were no other customers in there. Cleaned up and rolled out of there.

I do enjoy reaching out a couple hours before they open, because they are willing to let you in. Front door will stay locked and they always lock the back door. Plus, you can have much more fun knowing that no other mongers can hear.

Had a little time to kill and shot up to Sakura on a weekday. I get to this place about 2-3 times a year because it's about 35 minutes from me and I am never in that part of town. Three times a year is perfect in my opinion. If I was a regular here I would probably get bored with it.

I did my normal routine, no call ahead. I just roll up with cash and take whoever is available. If it's longer than a 20 minute wait, I leave. I walked in and was greeted by two girls. The one who I didn't go back with had to be the younger hot chick being referenced in other posts. She was very attractive and looked younger than what I typically see here. The other one was Mimi (I asked her name when we finished) and she grabbed my arm and took me back immediately. I opted for the half hour and it was off to the races.

[HotLcndyt]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...rub-26476.html

This is a joke, right?