Massage Parlor Reports

**Booger2020** · 07-03-23 23:00

Have any of you guys tried the Massage Parlor at 52nd and Central in Columbia Heights? I drive by it all the time and wonder if I should give it a try.

**Hugh Jload** · 07-03-23 16:28

Lyla, Jade, Lily, and Suelyn were the best in the metro for about a decade. First found them in Eden prairie and then they moved to Eagan for a few years.

Suelyn (my absolute atf) is retired and working a legit job up north from what I can tell on insta.

Do anyone have tabs on the other three or know if they are still in business?

I cannot find them anywhere and that's not usually very hard. PM if necessary. Thanks!

**Hugh Jload** · 07-03-23 14:44

Originally Posted by CaptainHonest [View Original Post]

New Mgmt, North Metro. Circle Pines. Anyone have any luck here, been fucking walking in ans seen some young hotties not all Chinese, big tits, but the place has been fucking busier than shit. I haven't had a chance to get in yet. It's fucking busy, they offer futons, tables and table showers. Rates seems normal and ladies speak excellent english.

Thanks in advance for any advice.

Capt.

I visited panda this week, younger provider. Used table shower, no fun. Provider used one hand for massage and one hand to play on phone. Massage terribly legit, won't return.

**Hugh Jload** · 07-03-23 14:24

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Tried the four hands massage with Hannah and Michelle. Was shot down on the flip. No teasing and very strict with towel. Massage was ok, Michele puts more effort and care then Hannah. How do I schedule the other two ladies?

I've been there 4 times.

1. Helen (mamasan) - l1.

2. Michelle. L1, but stopped her bc jackhammer. Terrible.

3. Hannah. L1, but super discreet.

4. Hannah. No go. Said "not possibly". Strange since she just did 3 days prior on visit 3.

Loran70 mentioned me in his 6/20 post. That was the day Hannah was gaslighting me on visit four. No tip that day.

Don't fret Mass. It's not you, it's them.

**BurtForPres** · 07-02-23 20:47

Originally Posted by ViagraN [View Original Post]

They have a website for scheduling that shows each therapist and you can book with that therapist.

I am not sure its accurate but they do seem to use a scheduling system. My bet is that people are switched to a different therapist all the time. Just seems like it would happen at a place like this.

Frankly I think that when they first opened they were open to hobbyists but have since changed their minds. YMMV.

With all the attention they've gotten recently, I would very much hope they go legit for a while. To not do so would be a grave mistake. I could easily see them going to the end of their lease and moving elsewhere. Just speculation.

But the girls are undeniably pretty. Kinda rare here tbh. Legit massage with hot ladies is still fun. In a way.

**ViagraN** · 07-02-23 14:40

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Tried the four hands massage with Hannah and Michelle. Was shot down on the flip. No teasing and very strict with towel. Massage was ok, Michele puts more effort and care then Hannah. How do I schedule the other two ladies?

They have a website for scheduling that shows each therapist and you can book with that therapist.

I am not sure its accurate but they do seem to use a scheduling system. My bet is that people are switched to a different therapist all the time. Just seems like it would happen at a place like this.

Frankly I think that when they first opened they were open to hobbyists but have since changed their minds. YMMV.

**MassErrection** · 07-02-23 09:15

Tried the four hands massage with Hannah and Michelle. Was shot down on the flip. No teasing and very strict with towel. Massage was ok, Michele puts more effort and care then Hannah. How do I schedule the other two ladies?

**ViagraN** · 06-30-23 15:14

Anybody else think the lady in the Rub Rankings ad looks at lot like Katie from MassageFinder?

**BurtForPres** · 06-29-23 12:09

Originally Posted by CaptainHonest [View Original Post]

New Mgmt, North Metro. Circle Pines. Anyone have any luck here, been fucking walking in ans seen some young hotties not all Chinese, big tits, but the place has been fucking busier than shit. I haven't had a chance to get in yet. It's fucking busy, they offer futons, tables and table showers. Rates seems normal and ladies speak excellent english.

Thanks in advance for any advice..

Haven't been myself, but history and some PM's indicate it's legit. Really sad, I love table showers.

Hope somebody can report otherwise!

**CaptainHonest** · 06-29-23 00:26

New Mgmt, North Metro. Circle Pines. Anyone have any luck here, been fucking walking in ans seen some young hotties not all Chinese, big tits, but the place has been fucking busier than shit. I haven't had a chance to get in yet. It's fucking busy, they offer futons, tables and table showers. Rates seems normal and ladies speak excellent english.

Thanks in advance for any advice.

Capt.

**Dmx2022** · 06-28-23 06:23

I know it would be dumb to post any that deliver since this is Minnesota. Not looking for that anyways as I know the odds are like zero. Just curious if anyone has any recs on ones that you find nice, hot, maybe a little tease.

**LastsLonger** · 06-27-23 15:45

Originally Posted by WoozerBuck [View Original Post]

I went over there on a Saturday, guys going in, guys coming out at the hour shift change, seemed odd to see a place so busy on a Sat afternoon. Hanna is a very attractive young woman.

Guessing Chinese. Not very talkative but gives a nice massage. Oh well, maybe it will get better with time like you suggested.

They are all Vietnamese.

**Anything Cool** · 06-27-23 15:32

Originally Posted by AnonFan247 [View Original Post]

Has anyone got any info on Arcadia in Plymouth? Wondering about making a drive out there. Last mention I saw was in 2019.

DIY the one and only visit for me.

**Deutsche205** · 06-27-23 14:07

Originally Posted by AnonFan247 [View Original Post]

Has anyone got any info on Arcadia in Plymouth? Wondering about making a drive out there. Last mention I saw was in 2019.

Wouldn't bother if you are looking for extras. Good massages from older ladies. They may tease you a bit, but they do it to get you to extend to 90 minutes.

Have had L1 a few times, but mgmt frowns on it, and they usually keep the door open a few inches to ensure nothing happens.