Massage Parlor Reports

[ClosetPervert9]

Ha thanks thanks! So far I'm liking downtown Orlando and I'll definitely enjoy not traveling every other week between two cities! Lots of cool spots around here. Hopefully I can rep Orlando hard these next 12-18 months. Dunno if I would get another shot like this so I'm going to put in the work that's for sure.



Yea see I had read back most times it comes up either very different experiences like that one, or regular experiences, but nothing like getting bamboozled LOL. But I didn't actually know you could request money back. Like asking for a manager in a store you ask for the mms? And she would just give you back the money if you're upset? Would it be easy in a situation like this or would you have to argue about it? Obviously for me that's a place I'd never go back because of this, "experience", but if you can actually get your money back this would have been an exhibit A situation to do it. It would have been obvious too since I was only in there a few minutes LOL. In the moment I didn't want to make any noise so kinda just left super upset. This is helpful though. Seems like from what why'all ll suggest I'll need to go full Karen if this ever happens again in the future and likely get a refund.

It not bad to ask for money back. Sometimes they'll say no sometimes they'll offer like half money back but some just want to secure the repeat business / not risk having an enemy who already never wants to go there report them and just give you your full dfee back with an apology.

[Sethd]

Which CB was this? They're a few with the same name these days. Thanks.

Drove to Ocean Star and the lady behind the counter said it's an hour wait and that there was only 1 girl. I didn't want to wait and paid a visit to CB later in the day instead. Ada and Kiki (was working there and I had a 45 minute session with Ada. Tall with fake Cs, and she had a nice attitude and friendly. Let me CIM and quickly clean up afterwards. Definitely no MM or NDS, and I want to visit the other sites later in the week.

Any good recommendations at you Massage or Pink that are currently working? Any other places to recommend?

Thanks.

[Cubs Fanatic]

Stopped by gardenia yesterday. Renovations are still going on but everything is up and running.

Maybe it's just me but some of these smaller AMPs are worth a visit or two. I was introduced to a young woman named Kaili. She was very friendly and very attractive.

It was all I could do to keep it together in the table shower. I do like a good table shower. Back in the room it was more the same we started off with a little 69 and went from there I'll save all the gory details you can PM me anytime.

Needless to say I will be back as soon as possible.

Play safe Brothers and enjoy the ride.

[MMAfighter205]

Bruh Glad to see you back! Otwn needs something more than Little Mermaid and Minions! Idk where those mma shows are held but love to see them!

Ha thanks thanks! So far I'm liking downtown Orlando and I'll definitely enjoy not traveling every other week between two cities! Lots of cool spots around here. Hopefully I can rep Orlando hard these next 12-18 months. Dunno if I would get another shot like this so I'm going to put in the work that's for sure.

Regarding umassage, damn! Last time there, they were so desperate to dfk and BBBJ! Four hands too! And while walking out, another pair begged to do the same! The second pair couldn't do it. But not for lack of trying. Wonder what changed? Lack of competition from mm & NDS? Either way, I would complain loud and clear to the mms. And if that doesn't help, take those greenbacks to the so many other good options! umassage hates reviews cuz they too close to the minions but this needs to be addressed.

I'm not into throwing $200 out the window, so I would have asked for "mamasan". If she wasn't available, ask for refund, tell her she was not worth it. With everything going on in the sector lately, I doubt you would get any pushback. Now the problem is, she thinks she can get away with and will continue to do it til it comes back on her. It's not like you would go back to a place like that, so you what do you have to lose.

Yea see I had read back most times it comes up either very different experiences like that one, or regular experiences, but nothing like getting bamboozled LOL. But I didn't actually know you could request money back. Like asking for a manager in a store you ask for the mms? And she would just give you back the money if you're upset? Would it be easy in a situation like this or would you have to argue about it? Obviously for me that's a place I'd never go back because of this, "experience", but if you can actually get your money back this would have been an exhibit A situation to do it. It would have been obvious too since I was only in there a few minutes LOL. In the moment I didn't want to make any noise so kinda just left super upset. This is helpful though. Seems like from what why'all ll suggest I'll need to go full Karen if this ever happens again in the future and likely get a refund.

[Member #6362]

A few weeks ago went to the one next door to milk. Been there in the past too. Anyway got Mia. She's pretty attractive. Not like the ones at Milk and King but pretty nice. Ok massage. Very skilled with her hands can massage the front from the back. LOL. Ultimately, CBJ which was actually good. Then full service which was also good. Again, not like Mina, or Sophia or Sunny or Kelly or. But definitely worth the trip downtown.

[Big Bob III]

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Now my main question to the vets.

How do you handle a situation like this? I don't want to be "that guy" making a scene or whatever, but I literally felt robbed. $200 for what amounted to 60 seconds total is as close to robbery as I can imagine without donating the money to them, and I want to ensure something like this can never happen again. But not sure what to do? How would you have handled this, or how should I have?

Bruh Glad to see you back! Otwn needs something more than Little Mermaid and Minions! Idk where those mma shows are held but love to see them! Regarding umassage, damn! Last time there, they were so desperate to dfk and BBBJ! Four hands too! And while walking out, another pair begged to do the same! The second pair couldn't do it. But not for lack of trying. Wonder what changed? Lack of competition from mm & NDS? Either way, I would complain loud and clear to the mms. And if that doesn't help, take those greenbacks to the so many other good options! umassage hates reviews cuz they too close to the minions but this needs to be addressed.

[Nightowl21]

This is both a sharing of experience and question to the vets since I'm still a young buck rookie and all. They moved me to Orlando for the next 12-18 months for training / fights, so might swing by places time to time. But. Literally felt robbed bros.

So basically this, recently went all the way to a chick house for her to flake last second, so figured since I was like right by UMassage I'd try it out. Got in, Joy at the front, regular look but figured I'm here leggo. $60 house 30 min. Inside getting massage, flip, $140 tip upfront. Leaves and comes back starting CBJ. I'm like nah drop that for BJ part (I read here BBBJ all the time so I'm confused). She's like no it's mandatory etc. I'm like extra tip? No doesn't matter. I'm like WTH LOL whatever, does a meh CBJ for just enough of it to get hard, turns around for doggy.

Now LOL, bruhhh.

Go in, no lie, no exaggerating, got like 8 pumps and my leg slipped, so I adjusted so I don't fall off and she's like "did you cum?" and is checking it. Like what? I literally JUST started. Tell her of course not, start again, like I said earlier, nooo exaggerating, 30-45 seconds later she's "oh so big too much pain can't do it". I'm like we haven't even done anything. She's on some "oh you're too much man, big strong man". Like GTFOH what is this?? Refuses to do anymore only HJ because "too big". I'm like I could have went home for that, she's pretty much like well only HJ now and starts doing it with some BS sucking noises like bro you're not sucking anything. At this point I'm ultra pissed and just pretty much like yo I'm out this is a waste of time and money.

Now my main question to the vets.

How do you handle a situation like this? I don't want to be "that guy" making a scene or whatever, but I literally felt robbed. $200 for what amounted to 60 seconds total is as close to robbery as I can imagine without donating the money to them, and I want to ensure something like this can never happen again. But not sure what to do? How would you have handled this, or how should I have?

I'm not into throwing $200 out the window, so I would have asked for "mamasan". If she wasn't available, ask for refund, tell her she was not worth it. With everything going on in the sector lately, I doubt you would get any pushback. Now the problem is, she thinks she can get away with and will continue to do it til it comes back on her. It's not like you would go back to a place like that, so you what do you have to lose.

[SeanMendez345]

Ima be in Orlando in a few days And I was wondering yawl got any spots worth visiting. Near the big mouse place. I'm hearing about alot of closure which I feel bad for. Hopefully everything clears up around here. So any hidden gems they don't mind sharing. My DM's are open.

[MMAfighter205]

This is both a sharing of experience and question to the vets since I'm still a young buck rookie and all. They moved me to Orlando for the next 12-18 months for training / fights, so might swing by places time to time. But. Literally felt robbed bros.

So basically this, recently went all the way to a chick house for her to flake last second, so figured since I was like right by UMassage I'd try it out. Got in, Joy at the front, regular look but figured I'm here leggo. $60 house 30 min. Inside getting massage, flip, $140 tip upfront. Leaves and comes back starting CBJ. I'm like nah drop that for BJ part (I read here BBBJ all the time so I'm confused). She's like no it's mandatory etc. I'm like extra tip? No doesn't matter. I'm like WTH LOL whatever, does a meh CBJ for just enough of it to get hard, turns around for doggy.

Now LOL, bruhhh.

Go in, no lie, no exaggerating, got like 8 pumps and my leg slipped, so I adjusted so I don't fall off and she's like "did you cum?" and is checking it. Like what? I literally JUST started. Tell her of course not, start again, like I said earlier, nooo exaggerating, 30-45 seconds later she's "oh so big too much pain can't do it". I'm like we haven't even done anything. She's on some "oh you're too much man, big strong man". Like GTFOH what is this?? Refuses to do anymore only HJ because "too big". I'm like I could have went home for that, she's pretty much like well only HJ now and starts doing it with some BS sucking noises like bro you're not sucking anything. At this point I'm ultra pissed and just pretty much like yo I'm out this is a waste of time and money.

Now my main question to the vets.

How do you handle a situation like this? I don't want to be "that guy" making a scene or whatever, but I literally felt robbed. $200 for what amounted to 60 seconds total is as close to robbery as I can imagine without donating the money to them, and I want to ensure something like this can never happen again. But not sure what to do? How would you have handled this, or how should I have?

[Ucf2020]

You askin' me (us), or tellin' me (us)?

I'm telling they upcharge for everything.

[Dr Willy]

UMassage upcharge for extra services.

You askin' me (us), or tellin' me (us)?

[Ucf2020]

I decided to give UMassage a try recently. I got excited when the girl who answered the door looked pretty hot. She was short with big cans. I paid the house fee for an hour thinking I'd get her, but after being put in a room I was eventually greeted by a different woman who said her name was Mimi. Looked to be in her 40's, small natural boobs, small butt, not much of a shape. Not terrible but very unremarkable.

Went to the shower and she quoted 2 Mario coins for the tip, which is higher than other places. I countered with the usual 1. 6 and she didn't fight it. Shower was boring and basically just a wash with a little bit of nuru. Back to the room and she tries to start a CBJ. I ask for no condom and she says everything is covered. Her BJ technique is nonexistent and I can't feel anything through the cover. Then without asking she climbs on, and her cookie is one of the loosest I've ever felt. Like a hot dog down a hallway. I still can't really feel much and I'm getting frustrated, so I go limp.

Based on the reports here, I ask if she'll take the condom off for more tip. She says 1 Mario coin for BBFS. I probably should've just cut my losses but it's been a long time since I got to go raw, so I agreed. She starts with BBBJ and it's only marginally better, but I am able to get hard again. I start hitting it BB and it feels good, but she's tough to get in position, doesn't respond well to direction, and just overall not really working with me. She's also pushing me to cum even though I know we have time left. I am able to work through all this and am close to CIP when she taps out and says no more, ugh. So I settle for a HJ finish.

Overall it was a pretty bad experience. The girl was polite, but subpar in terms of looks, skills, and enthusiasm. Normally I would be content to write this place off and never visit again, but with the BB option I might be tempted to give it one more try. I would definitely ask for a different girl if they tried to pair me with her again though.

UMassage upcharge for extra services.

[StyleNProfile]

I decided to give UMassage a try recently. I got excited when the girl who answered the door looked pretty hot. She was short with big cans. I paid the house fee for an hour thinking I'd get her, but after being put in a room I was eventually greeted by a different woman who said her name was Mimi. Looked to be in her 40's, small natural boobs, small butt, not much of a shape. Not terrible but very unremarkable.

Went to the shower and she quoted 2 Mario coins for the tip, which is higher than other places. I countered with the usual 1. 6 and she didn't fight it. Shower was boring and basically just a wash with a little bit of nuru. Back to the room and she tries to start a CBJ. I ask for no condom and she says everything is covered. Her BJ technique is nonexistent and I can't feel anything through the cover. Then without asking she climbs on, and her cookie is one of the loosest I've ever felt. Like a hot dog down a hallway. I still can't really feel much and I'm getting frustrated, so I go limp.

Based on the reports here, I ask if she'll take the condom off for more tip. She says 1 Mario coin for BBFS. I probably should've just cut my losses but it's been a long time since I got to go raw, so I agreed. She starts with BBBJ and it's only marginally better, but I am able to get hard again. I start hitting it BB and it feels good, but she's tough to get in position, doesn't respond well to direction, and just overall not really working with me. She's also pushing me to cum even though I know we have time left. I am able to work through all this and am close to CIP when she taps out and says no more, ugh. So I settle for a HJ finish.

Overall it was a pretty bad experience. The girl was polite, but subpar in terms of looks, skills, and enthusiasm. Normally I would be content to write this place off and never visit again, but with the BB option I might be tempted to give it one more try. I would definitely ask for a different girl if they tried to pair me with her again though.

[OrlandoMcKoy]

Soo....it's a bad time to visit huh?

[RowdyReptile]

Yes, there are surprises every time. BBBJs are the best. My favorite thing to do with Yumi is DFK.

Is this called 4 Hands or Tokyo Spa? It's listed as four hands on rubmaps and just opened up about a month ago maybe in May. There is a Yumi that works there, I think you left a review for her there, or some other Papa that saw Yumi.

Regardless, be careful, as was reported (on rub maps) law-enforcement was watching a couple weeks ago, not a great location across the street from the catholic church and school, just last month with all the bust in Orlando, and it all started with an AMP across the street from Lake Highland prep.

Bummer, as it sounds fun.