Massage Parlor Reports

[YtheLongFace]

I had no expectations of anything happening but I went by there this evening just to check it out cross it off the list and be done with it. Average looking Chinese lady probably about 40 or so spandex pants, an Old Philadelphia baseball shirt on but the massage itself was pretty good but it was evident nothing's going to happen at all. That wasn't very aggressive I mean I made a couple of attempts to see what would happen if I touched her leg or whatever and she pretty much immediately moved out of the way so I gave up and just laid there. Similar to what the other monger posted, how was face down almost the entire time the only time she touched my junk at all was when she was washing the oil off with a wash rag and she accidentally touched it with the wash rag but you know that's obviously nothing that's just an accident. On the flip she massaged my head and neck and then with a sheet on top of me she massaged my legs near my groin but no no indication anything's ever going to happen. On the way out of the room when I look to my left or to your right when you walk in there was an Asian man sitting there reading the book or something so it seems to be completely legit. And there's also the fact that it's a present time Sheraton Lane is tore all the hell because they're putting in apartments at the far end of the road so if you missed the first driveway where the massage place is you'll have to either turn around in the middle of the road like I did or go all the way down to the end and drive all the way up but between no fun happening here and the road being tore up, I don't really see the point in coming back here. I mean she was a nice enough lady and friendly and tried her best to speak good English she did better than most but you know it's nothing but a regular massage.

[GolfGuy]

I'm flirting and grinning from the time I go in so even when they know I'm lying they aren't taking me seriously enough to be offended. Maybe you're the only one that does it, but I've read other posts about hugging them at the start. Always cracks me up because I picture a naked middle-aged dude sitting on the table with his arms straight out like he wants momma to come pick him up. And I reserve the right to add that to my repertoire at some point down the road. LOL.

Like you, I go in the same way, flirting and laughing. If she's the same way back I'll cop a squeeze of her ass or tits. What I never do is let them see I have a lot of money. I always give them a hundy to pay form the hour then undress and lay on the table face down. When she brings the change I just tell her to lay it on my clothes. In my other pockets I'll keep 60 in one, a 50 in another, and maybe two 10's or 30 in another. With the 40 already on the table I have exact increments to get to 100,150 or 180 depending on what we negotiate to. This has worked for me for over 20 years. When you pull a wad out they always will beg for more which I hate.

Golfguy, playing through.

[Golden3]

I went to Goose and asked to get a massage from Mia, and that is what happened. She was friendly as usual, very huggy and kissy, and she started working on Junior while I was still on my stomach. When I flipped, she pulled down her pants (at my request) and let me feel everything, and she brought me to an unusually intense climax. All of that was positive. The negative is this: Whereas, last time, I got the same treatment for a tip of 80, this time, she insisted on 100. On the one hand, I certainly enjoyed the experience, and this is probably the best deal around aside from Sakura, which is no longer so attractive to me for various reasons. On the other hand, it is a lot of money to pay for a HJ, even a very good one.

BTW, I try to visit AMPs as early in the day as possible. They tend to be less busy then, and I think that the girls are fresher. Not everybody's schedule permits that choice, but I have found that it works for me. In that connection, Goose opens at 9 am, which is unusually early for an AMP.

[Hooter12]

Last time I was there I had to wait a few minutes so the room could be readied. I noticed a business card on the front desk from a union township police detective. Maybe it was a courtesy call. Maybe more. But I concur that this place may be short lived. Too bad. Close by and a nice option.

I would imagine it was just letting them know the PD is aware of them being there, and everything will be fine as long as they stay legit. Just my guess. The location is in a busy strip mall facing the main street. If they start doing extras and all of a sudden lots of guys start showing up, as is always the case, then it would be very obvious that something is up. It was just a friendly warning but once again I'm guessing.

[NyteHawk]

Happened to be over on the west side of west so I checked around for any info on the disgraced Mae Relax parlor. Don't use sumo for the massage ads much so I didn't realize page 2 was already reaching back into April and tried to check out their original location. Still abandoned with no sign of activity or mail forwarding. The surrounding area has that seedy sleasy vibe like more than usual might be possible, so I regret never going a bit more. On the way back I stopped at Goose and did have an above average experience. Lady enjoyed what she was doing even kissing me on my back and neck during the massage. I felt so delectable. LOL.

Sad to hear. I enjoyed myself when I was there, and the only place I ever saw them change bedding after my session.

Nytehawk.

[PearishBA]

This place has had a bit of a revolving door recently but otherwise great experience again. I've gone a few times recently and had Mia, Anna, and Nannie or Nonnie (And another girl who wouldn't give me her name). Anyway, visited again to see Anna but she's gone now and I was pleasantly greeted by Mia who I've had before, although she told me a different name this time.

Same experience as before. Kiss on the lips, and she held me arm in arm while she chaperoned me to the room. I typically just get naked and sit in the table and give them a big hug, as opposed to lying on the table. This time I just layed straight on my back and she went right for junior with a light tease. Panties off, bra only. She has small chest and a little bit of a belly but otherwise attractive.

She eventually climbed up on the table for DATY and 69. She has a fairly hairy Bush for an Asian woman but ok. She sucked on junior for a while, then eventually back to feet on the ground and finished me standing with a good HE finish. She kissed junior a few times and gave me a thumbs up LOL. Did. 6 + . 8. I suited back up and was kissed on the lips repeatedly as she walked out the door. Good experience, I just hope they don't keep rotating them in and out so frequently.

Happened to be over on the west side of west so I checked around for any info on the disgraced Mae Relax parlor. Don't use sumo for the massage ads much so I didn't realize page 2 was already reaching back into April and tried to check out their original location. Still abandoned with no sign of activity or mail forwarding. The surrounding area has that seedy sleasy vibe like more than usual might be possible, so I regret never going a bit more. On the way back I stopped at Goose and did have an above average experience. Lady enjoyed what she was doing even kissing me on my back and neck during the massage. I felt so delectable. LOL.

[PearishBA]

I am honest about saying it is my first time.

The key is to tell the lady you are not LEO.

First I take extra cash and I let the MT see it. After undressing I sit on the table while waiting. When the lady enters I hold out my arms to give her a hug. During massage I will touch the lady as much as she will let me and when she says no I try some more. Last on the flip I will take the towel off if needed and guide her hand the junior.

If none of that works you go to the next place unless you like the girl and you want to try again. Give her a good tip.

I'm flirting and grinning from the time I go in so even when they know I'm lying they aren't taking me seriously enough to be offended. Maybe you're the only one that does it, but I've read other posts about hugging them at the start. Always cracks me up because I picture a naked middle-aged dude sitting on the table with his arms straight out like he wants momma to come pick him up. And I reserve the right to add that to my repertoire at some point down the road. LOL.

[Tracy777]

That report was probably mine. Where it went I have not a clue. Anyway, allow me to elaborate.

I've been to Sunny exactly 5 times. Grace is a sweetheart. And I love her massage technique. My first visit was for hhr. Each visit since each has been for 60. The way she mounts the table between my legs and massages my inner thighs at the end is what drives me absolutely crazy. But I don't think I'll be returning despite her wonderful presence and great massage.

My Third visit was the real takeaway. The one we all dream of. There was a finish and she was awesome. Tipped the normal 40 and got a big smile and a hug on my way out. But my last two visits were not met with the same finish. My observations were the one difference was on my 3rd visit, it was just grace in the parlor. No Mamasan, no guy who lingers in the lobby. It was just her and I on a rainy Sunday morning at 11.

Leads me to believe she's on a tight leash. As said, mamasan gives bad vibes on the way out. My 4th visit she gave me a scowl that made me think she heard me inquire about any potential happy endings.

My 5th and final visit was the same. Great massage, awesome personality by grace, but nothing more to offer. And I agree with the other comment about Union Township PD. They don't mess around. If they can get their claws in this one they will.

Last time I was there I had to wait a few minutes so the room could be readied. I noticed a business card on the front desk from a union township police detective. Maybe it was a courtesy call. Maybe more. But I concur that this place may be short lived. Too bad. Close by and a nice option.

[RufusFirefly]

If HE is eventually possible I almost always get it on the first visit. When they do ask about it being your first time just lie.

Found a website, booking section doesn't work and haven't tried to call the number. Contact us section gives name as Michelle, so maybe they like to practice english? Two sets of hours of operation on the same page that are different, and also different from google maps.

https://massage-u.com/

Did Michelle at least strip down to her thong bikini for those last 5 minutes?

I am honest about saying it is my first time.

The key is to tell the lady you are not LEO.

First I take extra cash and I let the MT see it. After undressing I sit on the table while waiting. When the lady enters I hold out my arms to give her a hug. During massage I will touch the lady as much as she will let me and when she says no I try some more. Last on the flip I will take the towel off if needed and guide her hand the junior.

If none of that works you go to the next place unless you like the girl and you want to try again. Give her a good tip.

[PearishBA]

So I went ahead and toftt. This place is located just north of 275 off rt 4. Near hooters. The spa is in a clean office park type setting.

Did 60 minutes. 30 something asian did the massage. Very pleasant but no teasing or hint of any extras. Flip was very late in the massage. Maybe minute 55. Then the clap and "FINISHED".

Most places are wary on the first visit. Particularly new places. Would be interested in hearing what others think.

If HE is eventually possible I almost always get it on the first visit. When they do ask about it being your first time just lie.

Found a website, booking section doesn't work and haven't tried to call the number. Contact us section gives name as Michelle, so maybe they like to practice english? Two sets of hours of operation on the same page that are different, and also different from google maps.

https://massage-u.com/

Did Michelle at least strip down to her thong bikini for those last 5 minutes?

[Tracy777]

So I went ahead and toftt. This place is located just north of 275 off rt 4. Near hooters. The spa is in a clean office park type setting.

Did 60 minutes. 30 something asian did the massage. Very pleasant but no teasing or hint of any extras. Flip was very late in the massage. Maybe minute 55. Then the clap and "FINISHED".

Most places are wary on the first visit. Particularly new places. Would be interested in hearing what others think.

[LilTuckyMan]

So I stopped in Sakura like I always do when I'm in cinci. Got Mimi, she gave me a decent massage then straight went to a BBBJ. Is this normal? Hahah I stopped her because god knows what this women is doing. But like since when is that even an option LOL also, guy in next room must've had these girls on payroll. I heard some shit going on in the other room while I was waiting and he had two of them in there LOL I wish they would update the roster. Kind of getting boring with the same talent.

[Ceenote]

New place in Springdale. Anyone tried this yet? Sounds legit but most places are in the beginning. May have to TOFTT.

Pm if you want.

I too recently found this one on Google. Easily found the owner's name and her social media presence from other business ventures. Could not find her advertising on the typical sites. At least not under the published business phone number.

I am also thinking the place is legit, but hey it's Asian owned and they take walk ins so it is worth a try.

[Tracy777]

New place in Springdale. Anyone tried this yet? Sounds legit but most places are in the beginning. May have to TOFTT.

Pm if you want.

[BloopidyBloop]

So, I did a search here on this site, and distinctly remember someone who said in this forum, that they had a dream at Sunny Spa on 125 and saw a girl by the name of Grace. He said he had a good time and left happy. No, it was not Pearish, it was someone else. Anyway, I went there yesterday figuring it would be a good experience, and when I asked for Grace, the girl said it was she. I saw this as a good sign. Went for the hour at 70, and while she gave a decent massage, would not go near the boys or even come close to a credit card slide even after raising my hips as a hint when she came near the area. That was not a good sign. Flipped, was not covered, but she never even came close to my scrotum or the main event. When she said she was through, I asked if we could go to a happy place, and she replied "Massage Only here". Also, I can verify Parish's report that the damn music would skip, which I also think was a time passed indicator. When asked, she did put some oil in my hand so I could DIY. Left a very low tip since the massage was just mediocre. So, if they will not let you leave happy, why advertise on these sites?.

That report was probably mine. Where it went I have not a clue. Anyway, allow me to elaborate.

I've been to Sunny exactly 5 times. Grace is a sweetheart. And I love her massage technique. My first visit was for hhr. Each visit since each has been for 60. The way she mounts the table between my legs and massages my inner thighs at the end is what drives me absolutely crazy. But I don't think I'll be returning despite her wonderful presence and great massage.

My Third visit was the real takeaway. The one we all dream of. There was a finish and she was awesome. Tipped the normal 40 and got a big smile and a hug on my way out. But my last two visits were not met with the same finish. My observations were the one difference was on my 3rd visit, it was just grace in the parlor. No Mamasan, no guy who lingers in the lobby. It was just her and I on a rainy Sunday morning at 11.

Leads me to believe she's on a tight leash. As said, mamasan gives bad vibes on the way out. My 4th visit she gave me a scowl that made me think she heard me inquire about any potential happy endings.

My 5th and final visit was the same. Great massage, awesome personality by grace, but nothing more to offer. And I agree with the other comment about Union Township PD. They don't mess around. If they can get their claws in this one they will.