Massage Parlor Reports

**PeterWanger69** · 06-26-23 22:10

Originally Posted by PeterWanger69 [View Original Post]

Just totally struck out with Kelly today. Threw my best game out there and nada. Anyone else have better luck than me?

Ok, I'm really into CTM Kelly's looks or I'm just a glutton for punishment but I went back again today and struck out once again. Help me here fellas, am I missing something here? The previous post made it seem like a sure thing but I've never been turned down like this. Like never. Am I missing the memo here? PM's are welcome too.

**Daytime Jay** · 06-26-23 21:17

Originally Posted by YuhColoy [View Original Post]

Has anyone been or had a good experience in Forest Park? There's a couple of spot.

All the spas other than Sunflower are legit for the most part. You might get L1 at Comfort on North Ave (one time I went it was totally legit and another time L1) and at Happy Feet (based on other reports) if lucky, but the others are SS at best (thanks, Asian Crown). I always wanted to try Wu's on Madison sometime, like later in the evening if nobody was getting nails done. No reports on that place, but actually probably strictly legit based on the looks of it.

**JamesTChicago** · 06-26-23 19:47

Originally Posted by HoffmanOliver [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...tos-27338.html

I saw Andrea recently in Jefferson Park. Her prices are in her ad. The pics were accurate until recently. She is bigger now, just had a kid recently. She hosts at what appears to be her apt, toys and play area were evidence of that. She was drunk both times I saw her. She walks around with a wine glass and a large t-shirt, again probably because of the post-pregnancy body. Her tits were fun despite being fake. I will repeat. I just like her, she was chatty and fun. Nothing special about her services, extras are available. I didn't partake. She gets the job done.

Can anyone else provide a good review before I take the plunge. She's super close to me so I am hoping for an easy regular. Thanks and dms are fine.

**Walker333** · 06-26-23 15:26

Originally Posted by GWheaton [View Original Post]

I've been to 819 a number of times. It was 50 for the half hour and 180 to 200 for BBBJ / cfs. Not sure why everyone is so eager to start throwing around 300 for "VIP. ".

Went there on Friday around noon, saw a nice looking, probably late 30 small and constantly smiling provider. In the room she asked, 30 or 60 minutes. I picked 30, handed 2 bills. She did not ask any more questions and seemed happy. Delivered about 10 minutes of some very light touch / teasing and pleasant, relaxing massage, then decent BBBJ, and a nice cfs. I will repeat, although she most likely will not be there anymore.

**Hoffman Oliver** · 06-26-23 12:39

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...tos-27338.html

I saw Andrea recently in Jefferson Park. Her prices are in her ad. The pics were accurate until recently. She is bigger now, just had a kid recently. She hosts at what appears to be her apt, toys and play area were evidence of that. She was drunk both times I saw her. She walks around with a wine glass and a large t-shirt, again probably because of the post-pregnancy body. Her tits were fun despite being fake. I will repeat. I just like her, she was chatty and fun. Nothing special about her services, extras are available. I didn't partake. She gets the job done.

**Hoffman Oliver** · 06-26-23 12:25

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...tyv-27147.html

The pictures are not her, could maybe see a resemblance if she was 7-8 years younger. She's friendly, a bit chatty, and has a great touch, the $180 included a topless L1 finish, and roughly a 45 min light / medium massage full body massage.

The pics are way off. Not that she's ugly or anything (subjective but 4-5/10) just a regular older lady. I wouldn't repeat, there's dozens of similar options that are as easy or easier to set up. Also, don't go on a Friday. Her location is near some church parking lot or something. When I came out, there was a shit ton of people mingling outside. I don't remember the rates, but your pricing is feels on target.

**Coopertars** · 06-26-23 11:58

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...tyv-27147.html

Not sure if this is the best place for this review, but she works out of a storefront near Montrose / Pulaski by herself so figure it can be called a Parlor. The pictures are not her, could maybe see a resemblance if she was 7-8 years younger. She's friendly, a bit chatty, and has a great touch, the $180 included a topless L1 finish, and roughly a 45 min light / medium massage full body massage. I didn't ask what the $250 included but I get the feeling it would be full nude b2 b with potentially L2/ L3 included.

I don't think I'd repeat unless I could get confirmation the $250 included FS, but its a good spot on the north side if people are looking for a decent L1. The big reason why I'm making this post and not completely dismissing her is because she has some huge floppy tits to play with and I think she'd be up for some Russian if you asked kindly. She propped those bad boys up near my dick when I was about to blow so it seems like she'd be ok with you finishing on her chest. I'll cross post this in the Russian / Breast play thread for as well.

The storefront looks pretty big and has a couple rooms and a shower it sounds like.

**ShadowLurker1** · 06-25-23 21:19

Does anyone have any info about this place? I think it's called Le Rose spa. I'm taking one for the team, will report back later.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/h...635414384.html

**OF Charlie** · 06-25-23 18:56

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Glad I'm not the only one who notices this. Fucking tropical temps. I swear Ruby still had the heat on in early spring. I tried Tokyo and found the overall vibe inside nice and new but the overall experience very meh.

Experience is because of the girl you had, not because of the facility. There will be a new girl on 7/1 since Michelle has been there since 6/1 grand opening and is scheduled for one month only.

No one who has gone to Tokyo so far has anything negative to say about the facility. It will take a bit of times to build up the business as with any new business. It would be a shame if people give up on a nice facility based on one visit. I mean if booker puts the famous Anne there when she returns from China, you are not going to go because you had one meh experience?

**Daytime Jay** · 06-25-23 17:28

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Asian Crown Massage is mostly legit, though they will push SS with no roaming. The other spot, Sunflower, is Kelly. Formerly of the same name in Oak Park.

Sunflower used to be my go-to for years, but I stopped going a few months back and won't be back. The last time I went it wasn't clean even though the massage was good.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 06-25-23 17:02

Originally Posted by NovaBrain [View Original Post]

Cindy at the current Orange Spa rotation has a nice Bush. Gives great service too. She had bangs when I saw her.

It's hard to recommend Orange because the rooms are so hot and stuffy and they can bait and switch if you aren't careful, but there's a clean Bush waiting for you on Archer Ave.

Glad I'm not the only one who notices this. Fucking tropical temps. I swear Ruby still had the heat on in early spring. I tried Tokyo and found the overall vibe inside nice and new but the overall experience very meh.

**GeneralObvious** · 06-25-23 12:26

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Its called desperate mongers.

At my 2 favorite spas, I get BBFSCIP for that price.

**ShuperShtar** · 06-25-23 12:21

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Its called desperate mongers.

No it's all these fake reviewers, they always claim to have paid the 300 VIP option at the spas and apts. When you can see the same girl usually for 130/140 total like at top1spa.com.

**Kgf707** · 06-25-23 11:02

Hello Guys! I'm new to town, stay close to Chinatown. Looking for AMP's around me. Any suggestions about where to begin with?

Looking advanced L3 service.

Thank you.

**Chris873** · 06-25-23 10:55

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

I heard it's targeted to open around July 4th pending approval from the city inspectors. BTW randomly saw Lisa from Belmont out and about little while ago and she looked prgo. Can anyone confirm? So doubt she'll be back once it's opens back up.

Wow rumor must be true. I heard from one of the gals at Belmont last month that Lisa was pregnant and would possibly be back in July / Aug.