Massage Parlor Reports

**TheDrowned** · 06-20-23 15:41

Originally Posted by KeyKing7 [View Original Post]

Respectfully, I understand what you're saying, but if you look through my previous history, money's not really much of a factor for me. I originally went for a massage more than anything else, but the opportunity presented itself, and I liked what I saw. If you have other suggestions, please feel free to let me know, DMs are always open.

I'm glad money is of no concern to you, but as others have pointed out, it's more of a "fuck yours got mine" mentality and the point of this board is to look out for one another. We do that by relaying information but also generalizing cost so that others don't do what you did and overpay, for services. Personal wealth aside, you could have handled the situation with a bit more class (by cheating off another mongers homework) and got the same thing for easily $ less. When you utilize good business acumen that also leaves you with a extra quarter in your pocket to go another round on the carrousel, ya feel me?

It's what separates the Kendall's from the Logan's.

**PSmith0380** · 06-20-23 14:40

Originally Posted by KeyKing7 [View Original Post]

Respectfully, I understand what you're saying, but if you look through my previous history, money's not really much of a factor for me. I originally went for a massage more than anything else, but the opportunity presented itself, and I liked what I saw. If you have other suggestions, please feel free to let me know, DMs are always open.

The issue we're trying to state is. When one or two folks overpay, it begins to set a new benchmark for market and the overall industry begins to move rates up.

**WalkerC** · 06-20-23 11:15

Originally Posted by KeyKing7 [View Original Post]

Respectfully, I understand what you're saying, but if you look through my previous history, money's not really much of a factor for me. I originally went for a massage more than anything else, but the opportunity presented itself, and I liked what I saw. If you have other suggestions, please feel free to let me know, DMs are always open.

That's great that money is no factor for you and you can pay whatever you want. But with all due respect, what you spend helps set the market for others. If you're spending over $$ then providers think they can get that from everyone else.

Also if you want for just a massage you're really going to the wrong place. FHOH is not really known for great massages, must go there for the great extras.

**KeyKing7** · 06-20-23 08:33

Originally Posted by BarneySanders [View Original Post]

$$$ + 1. 2 house fee is ridiculous as others said. You can get a gorgeous young woman for less and not a 50+ year old. Do your homework brother.

Respectfully, I understand what you're saying, but if you look through my previous history, money's not really much of a factor for me. I originally went for a massage more than anything else, but the opportunity presented itself, and I liked what I saw. If you have other suggestions, please feel free to let me know, DMs are always open.

**Eddie223** · 06-20-23 08:15

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

TGTBT doesn't last long. The first reports from One all told of incredible FS head banging sex with enthusiasm and IOP. Once the girls see they are in high demand they start acting like Jade in this post. For a girl to actually say you got shitty service because you didn't pay me GPS rates and to bring more money if you want good service is inexcusable. I won't be going there anytime soon.

For her $$.8 total asking price I can go to MP and get a 20 yo Japanese spinner with preview BBBJ in mutual shower, blue toast, BBBJ, 69, CFS, and BBBJCIM finish.

If you can get MP to let you in without giving them all your private info.

I've always just left a $. 6 tip out when they drop me off at the room at One and always got great service.

**BarneySanders** · 06-20-23 00:01

Originally Posted by KeyKing7 [View Original Post]

The itch took me and I decided to reach out to Emma. Based on recent board reports, I made an appointment at Him or Hers for a backup in case plans with Emma fell through.

As previous posters said. I got the Turkish one. She's about 5'5, short curly hair, and plump. If it was the blonde one, I might've gone for it, but I just wasn't attracted at all. Nice thing is that she was pretty graceful; I asked for a pic beforehand and she didn't oblige. Said I could come and if I didn't like what I saw, I could leave, which is exactly what I did. Curious thing is that I showed her the ads online and even the blonde lady's Instagram page that's linked to the ads. Claimed she'd never seen it before.

Walked out, took one flight of stairs up, and made it just in time for my appointment with Gabby. Took a previous poster's suggestion to ask for anyone but Viviana. Good English, nice body, probably 40's would be my guess. Got comfy, had average mid-pressure massage with hot oil, and then the main event started. House fee was $. 2 for 60 min, we initially agreed on $80 clothes-on, hands only, but I had to see the girls that were raring to pop out of her scrubs. Settled on $$$ FS, BBBJ, CG, and finished over her nice tits. If you like Latina outfits, can vouch for this place.

$$$ + 1. 2 house fee is ridiculous as others said. You can get a gorgeous young woman for less and not a 50+ year old. Do your homework brother.

**NameSake** · 06-19-23 20:19

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

TGTBT doesn't last long. The first reports from One all told of incredible FS head banging sex with enthusiasm and IOP. Once the girls see they are in high demand they start acting like Jade in this post. For a girl to actually say you got shitty service because you didn't pay me GPS rates and to bring more money if you want good service is inexcusable. I won't be going there anytime soon.

For her $$.8 total asking price I can go to MP and get a 20 yo Japanese spinner with preview BBBJ in mutual shower, blue toast, BBBJ, 69, CFS, and BBBJCIM finish.

Was looking for a AV style Japanese lady. Please DM me.

**CoolWays** · 06-19-23 18:36

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

Noooo, did she actually say that, "Her response was leave saying I was a bad man and don't come back. " I'd read she has an alpha-type personality, but the words simply don't match any Asian female I've come across. I've driven past to locate her place, I'm tempted to stop-in simply for the dominatrix-type treatment.

But respec goes both ways and I am the one with the $$.

**MrEnding** · 06-19-23 17:21

Anymore Latina providers like Blanca? I love the mature Latina providers plus her price is very reasonable. She is just pretty far from where I'm at. PM is also cool too.

**YellowBeard22** · 06-19-23 13:40

Originally Posted by SNE1124 [View Original Post]

What do you think the age of Jay is?

Her body is great and looks late 20's but acts a little more mature like early thirties.

**ChrisCarr** · 06-19-23 12:49

Went out for a massage this weekend. Stopped by Angel in FFX, one gal working, not bad looking but 2 mongers waiting in the other rooms. Went a few units down to PineTree, first time there. Ivy takes me in, half hour only, which sucks bc I really wanted a massage as well. Was as expected from reading reviews on this place. Saw another gal as I was leaving who was a little better looking and maybe if I ever come back I'd like to try her out but the hhr policy means I'd only come back if I really just needed a cheap nut.

$. 6 house, $1. 2 tip CFS.

Looks: AMP 7. 5, Reality 6.

Body: AMP 8, Reality 6. 5.

Massage: AMP 3, Reality 3 <- *Room was hot but towel was clean.

Finish: AMP 7, Reality 5.

**FourNick8** · 06-19-23 11:24

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

She is an alpha female and seems to go berserk on a guy if she thinks (with the slightest inclination) he is telling her what to do. I visited her last summer and her "boss lady" personality is a bit of turn on. I just played along and addressed her as Ms Lucy (the name she previously was known by) and was a bit submissive to her. Slapping my ass throughout the session. I plan to visit her again when I have time to go straight home to do a nuclear detox in the shower LOL.

I write her off as just being Psycho. In my previous post I describe where she saw my phone in my pants pocket (pointed the other direction) during MISH and jumped up and demanded to look at the pictures. On the way our her goodbyes were not come back and see me but "are you a cop?

**FourNick8** · 06-19-23 11:17

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Dreamed I went to One last week, drew Jay (or Jade). Paid house fee of. 8. She gave a very good shower, then a few minutes in the Sauna. In my dream, when she came in the sauna to get me she sat next to me and started rubbing my leg. I thought something might happen there, but then out of no where she gets up and says ok, back to room. It was kinda weird.

Massage was pretty good, but not very long. I dreamed that I flipped and she asked what I had last time with Cream. I said everything, she said $$. I said no. She asked how much then. I said I only had $. 4. She said $. 6. 3 or 4 times I tell her I only had $. 4. She finally says ok. But in my dream everything was very rushed. Could tell she was trying very hard to get me to finish during CBJ. I finally tell her to climb on, which she did very unenthusiastically. I finish and she cleans me up. She leaves for a minute and Apple comes in to introduce herself. This place seams to do that a lot, which is kind nice. Jay returns to show me out. As we are leaving the room she says to me, I usually give great service but since you didn't have enough money you didn't get to see it. I replied, well you don't get to see anymore of my money. Which she kinda pouted about..

TGTBT doesn't last long. The first reports from One all told of incredible FS head banging sex with enthusiasm and IOP. Once the girls see they are in high demand they start acting like Jade in this post. For a girl to actually say you got shitty service because you didn't pay me GPS rates and to bring more money if you want good service is inexcusable. I won't be going there anytime soon.

For her $$.8 total asking price I can go to MP and get a 20 yo Japanese spinner with preview BBBJ in mutual shower, blue toast, BBBJ, 69, CFS, and BBBJCIM finish.

**James2024** · 06-19-23 10:31

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...634196879.html

How is she?

**Serpico99** · 06-19-23 10:01

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

Noooo, did she actually say that, "Her response was leave saying I was a bad man and don't come back. " I'd read she has an alpha-type personality, but the words simply don't match any Asian female I've come across. I've driven past to locate her place, I'm tempted to stop-in simply for the dominatrix-type treatment.

She is an alpha female and seems to go berserk on a guy if she thinks (with the slightest inclination) he is telling her what to do. I visited her last summer and her "boss lady" personality is a bit of turn on. I just played along and addressed her as Ms Lucy (the name she previously was known by) and was a bit submissive to her. Slapping my ass throughout the session. I plan to visit her again when I have time to go straight home to do a nuclear detox in the shower LOL.