Massage Parlor Reports

[BurtForPres]

I had thought that Minnetonka was a wasteland when it comes to the hobby. Well done.

That's what drew me in in the first place LOL. Seeing one good potential joint out in the middle of nowhere seemed like a good idea.

It was, but it also wasn't. I'm still mad it was an hour drive.

I'd def return a lot if it was closer.

[ViagraN]

Jesus christ why did I go all the way out to Minnetonka? Took me nearly an hour to get home with all the rush hour traffic my god.

Anyway, hit a place in Minnetonka. Located in a pretty ritzy business plaza. That gave me a little hesitance at first, but approaching the door to the joint put that at ease. Very standard, darkened parlor. Word of warning, this place uses Square for their appointments. I called in to make an appointment and the mamasan put my number into the system. Square basically gave her my real name and she referred to me by it. Oops and WTF. Call using your burner phone!

I wasn't phased too bad by it though, that's just big tech for ya. The talent here looks appealing on their website, but the mamasan is older. I accidentally chose the mamasan for my hour massage. A mistake I shan't make again if I do make it out there.

The massage was alright. Hints and the tease were almost immediate. The flip was only like 15 minutes in, but I rolled with it. Great finish and no negotiating was done whatsoever. The remaining time was leg massage. I had enough time left and the stamina to request a second flip, which mamasan obliged. The second was even better. Got some backdoor play even!

The best part of it was that I tipped 40 and she didn't hassle me for more. 40 tip for a 2 pop is a steal! I don't think the other talent would be quite as easy tbh.

On my way out, passed a smokin hot, way younger baddie. I got to book with her next time.

PM me for names and stuff, although the hints I've given should be plenty to find with a quick google search. Be prepared to trade though. I want some UTR stuff.

I had thought that Minnetonka was a wasteland when it comes to the hobby. Well done.

[BurtForPres]

Jesus christ why did I go all the way out to Minnetonka? Took me nearly an hour to get home with all the rush hour traffic my god.

Anyway, hit a place in Minnetonka. Located in a pretty ritzy business plaza. That gave me a little hesitance at first, but approaching the door to the joint put that at ease. Very standard, darkened parlor. Word of warning, this place uses Square for their appointments. I called in to make an appointment and the mamasan put my number into the system. Square basically gave her my real name and she referred to me by it. Oops and WTF. Call using your burner phone!

I wasn't phased too bad by it though, that's just big tech for ya. The talent here looks appealing on their website, but the mamasan is older. I accidentally chose the mamasan for my hour massage. A mistake I shan't make again if I do make it out there.

The massage was alright. Hints and the tease were almost immediate. The flip was only like 15 minutes in, but I rolled with it. Great finish and no negotiating was done whatsoever. The remaining time was leg massage. I had enough time left and the stamina to request a second flip, which mamasan obliged. The second was even better. Got some backdoor play even!

The best part of it was that I tipped 40 and she didn't hassle me for more. 40 tip for a 2 pop is a steal! I don't think the other talent would be quite as easy tbh.

On my way out, passed a smokin hot, way younger baddie. I got to book with her next time.

PM me for names and stuff, although the hints I've given should be plenty to find with a quick google search. Be prepared to trade though. I want some UTR stuff.

[ViagraN]

https://www.tiktok.com/@masterofmass...711851?lang=en

She looks funny and fairly cute.

It's been a while. But I have seen her at least twice and it was never remotely erotic.

[LastsLonger]

I ve had this place on my radar for awhile now. I did post it here and was told it's only legit. The owner is a very attractive Asian who worked several place but was told nothing could be had. Normally if the owner doesn't allow the staff follow suit. But by all mean you can TOGTT and let us all know.

LOL, thanks for letting me know I can TOFTT.

[LikeThat888]

Any intel on Yuyu? She's been long time favorite in St Michael and left shortly before the closed. Previously in Apple Valley and Roseville area. Appreciate any info on where she landed.

[JoeMaleMpls]

https://www.tiktok.com/@masterofmass...711851?lang=en

She looks funny and fairly cute.

I ve had this place on my radar for awhile now. I did post it here and was told it's only legit. The owner is a very attractive Asian who worked several place but was told nothing could be had. Normally if the owner doesn't allow the staff follow suit. But by all mean you can TOGTT and let us all know 😀.

[LastsLonger]

https://www.tiktok.com/@masterofmass...711851?lang=en

She looks funny and fairly cute.

[Deutsche205]

I've been passively in the hobby on and off for about a year but just want to share an unexpected experience I had recently. I found a place a few months ago and wasn't expecting much to start out, but was able to get L1 on my first three visits from a Asian woman probably late 30's. But for my last visit a few days ago she was particularly more bubbly. She let me into the room like usual and proceeded with a normal massage with a decent amount of teasing. I usually just focus on getting the massage but this time she moved my hands and encouraged me to roam. When on my stomach I could feel her tits on my head as she reached to massage my lower back. After the flip and hot towel she then proceeded with L1 while rubbing herself against my arm. She then leaned in and surprisingly made a gesture implying L2, and of course I agreed. She lifted her shirt revealing her decent size breasts which I assume were Cs or d. She told me to be quiet but was being kind of loud herself which I found funny. After the finish she whispered something in my ear, no clue what she said but it sounded hot though haha. Definitely a new experience for me. She's not a supermodel but better than the norm IMO. I have been in the gym lately, but its probably more likely I caught her in a good mood. Pretty sure the place is UTR and I obviously want to keep it that way, might share for other good spots but just don't want it ruined. I have another time scheduled with her soon so well see how it goes for better or worse LOL.

Congrats on getting past the basic service. I have a regular that took a while, but also allows lots of roaming. Not a knockout either, but would love to figure out how to get her clothes all the way off (advise welcome) Some ladies just need to know they trust you.

Interested in learning your location that you are having good luck, but will respect you wanting to keep it UTR.

[CarpMaster]

Went to best time Massage in Hudson for the first time in 2 years. Decent massage, but nothing great. She never even got close to my junk for so much as a tease.

Gave her a $20 tip on top of the $80 for an hour, she called me cheap. Can't see myself going back. I can't get a better massage at other places for the same price.

And not get called cheap.

I had a great conversation with who I believe Mass Erection called him a bouncer. He is a pretty good size dude. We both drive pickup trucks.

I was in the area and called the other place which I got an outstanding massage. I've only to once and she was booked out 2. 5 hours. I will be going back to that spot.

Being older sometimes a great massage is exactly what I need. See in future visits if any teasing or L1 happens.

[WingFan82]

I've been passively in the hobby on and off for about a year but just want to share an unexpected experience I had recently. I found a place a few months ago and wasn't expecting much to start out, but was able to get L1 on my first three visits from a Asian woman probably late 30's. But for my last visit a few days ago she was particularly more bubbly. She let me into the room like usual and proceeded with a normal massage with a decent amount of teasing. I usually just focus on getting the massage but this time she moved my hands and encouraged me to roam. When on my stomach I could feel her tits on my head as she reached to massage my lower back. After the flip and hot towel she then proceeded with L1 while rubbing herself against my arm. She then leaned in and surprisingly made a gesture implying L2, and of course I agreed. She lifted her shirt revealing her decent size breasts which I assume were Cs or d. She told me to be quiet but was being kind of loud herself which I found funny. After the finish she whispered something in my ear, no clue what she said but it sounded hot though haha. Definitely a new experience for me. She's not a supermodel but better than the norm IMO. I have been in the gym lately, but its probably more likely I caught her in a good mood. Pretty sure the place is UTR and I obviously want to keep it that way, might share for other good spots but just don't want it ruined. I have another time scheduled with her soon so well see how it goes for better or worse LOL.

[BurtForPres]

Checked out Vita day spa in the shore area. I was hoping to get an appointment at WBL location but they said they didn't have anything. Got a call from Sarah saying come now come now we got someone available at Shoreview (red flag).

I go to Shoreview and am greeted by a same faced lady. I opted for a half hour massage but she said table shower and massage.

I got into a small sauna which went up to 127 degrees and was stuck in there for 24 minutes while she serviced a man who was in and out within a 30 min timeframe. I got the table shower which was ok. Kind of gross considering the pad looks like it's been overused and rarely cleaned. Got a short massage after the shower which was decent for what it was. Then she says right here? (Pointing at my Johnson) I said sure with an annoyed face. She starts pouring lots of oil on it and starts stroking.

The whole time she was like "You tip right? Tip right! Which got annoying real fast.

I busted a load upon release and got dressed. She then says you pay cash? I said no, I can get cash from an ATM but I will be using my card. She then said ok give me your I'd while you go (LOL No chance)..

Imagine what that wash room would look like with the lights turned on high. Shoreview is def the older, less attractive sister location LOL. Afaik, WBL is only legit.

Mamasans have gotten aggressive over low tips nowadays. Even for legit, no HE sessions they still expect a $20 tip. I'm usually too grumpy to fight it too far and float them a $10 to stop hassling me. Doesn't help:

[Philiq]

Checked out Vita day spa in the shore area. I was hoping to get an appointment at WBL location but they said they didn't have anything. Got a call from Sarah saying come now come now we got someone available at Shoreview (red flag).

I go to Shoreview and am greeted by a same faced lady. I opted for a half hour massage but she said table shower and massage.

I got into a small sauna which went up to 127 degrees and was stuck in there for 24 minutes while she serviced a man who was in and out within a 30 min timeframe. I got the table shower which was ok. Kind of gross considering the pad looks like it's been overused and rarely cleaned. Got a short massage after the shower which was decent for what it was. Then she says right here? (Pointing at my Johnson) I said sure with an annoyed face. She starts pouring lots of oil on it and starts stroking.

The whole time she was like "You tip right? Tip right! Which got annoying real fast.

I busted a load upon release and got dressed. She then says you pay cash? I said no, I can get cash from an ATM but I will be using my card. She then said ok give me your I'd while you go (LOL No chance).

I paid for the shower and massage and then she tried telling me what to tip her. I said no I'm going to give you this amount and that's that. I understand how it feels to work for tips but they aren't an entitlement unless a dollar amount it agreed upon beforehand. 2023 everyone.

I will not be returning to this location.

[LikeThat888]

Stopped by the one in near the Family Buffet and see it's closed with relocated sign. But no new address. Please post or PM me with any info on where those great ladies may be now.

[ViagraN]

If the HE price isn't negotiated I usually leave the tip money in the room and dip. This works well for me during the summer, I wear clothes and shoes that are light and easy to get on so.

I can leave quickly. If the price is negotiated, I always start with a lowball offer and see where the girl is at, then I try to meet in the middle. I've found that 3/4 ths with go low to just get the extra money. I had probably the best massage / HE at this place in Chicago, and she didn't tell me how much it would cost and I left like $15 bucks.

What we mongers want isn't risk free for the provider. LE in particular is the issue.

So for the services provided, a tip beyond what would be expected from a regular massage place seems reasonable.