Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[TheDrowned]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...626045700.html

Wish I didn't.

Credit where credit is due pics are her I was just hoping there was a better looking face behind the bod.

Doesn't respond to text only calls. So it was next to impossible to make an appt and when I did get a hold of her she told me she only likes to be notified 30 min before you want to meet, so doesn't allow for time block scheduling.

It was a huge pain in the ass and after several failed attempts it became an obsession of succeeding rather than looking at it as fate trying to help me dodge a bullet.

Also didn't help that in sending out a text it had a caller I'd set up as BigbootyBonita. So I thought she was of the Latin variety but I'm pretty sure she's just AA. Nothing against AA but she's def not attractive. Like hard butterface. Body wasn't anything to write home about but compared to her face it was the Ritz Carleton.

Can't stress what an absolute pain it was to get to her. She's across the Springfield mall in a gated community. Wants you to park across the street, battle through traffic, sneak into the car gate like you're Wonder Woman in an invisible jet, walk up four flights of stairs to the apartment, slay a dragon, answer 3 riddles from ancient scripture, and then after alls said and done you're not even there to rescue the princess it's just a toad.

She's a sweet personality but has a laugh more annoying than the nanny. Just wanted to do my business and leave.

Don't bother with the headache on this one. Your princess is in another castle.

Now I need to go drown out my eyeballs.

[OneKnightStand]

I have heard LEO is way aggressive. Read the forum and follow a fellow brother's last exploits.

Thanks for the heads up. I haven't been / seen anyone in the area. I just tried Annie's massage, joy spa and healing spa. They re all legit places, frumpy Chinese women. Massage were okay but no other extras available. PM if you have a unicorn. Mahalo in advance brother!

[SonChi]

Aloha fellow mongers!

I am here visiting for a month! Checked moco county thread for some massage with HE and / or FS and was told by fellow mongers to try your area. I have a vehicle and most likely will travel 1-2 hour away. Can any of you recommend any safe place / area for FS with massage, late 20's to early 40's? There is none in Gaithersburg area so if you guys have a go-to please PM me and when you're in Honolulu, I'd be glad to return the favors. PM me details and much mahalo braddahs!

I have heard LEO is way aggressive. Read the forum and follow a fellow brother's last exploits.

[OneKnightStand]

Late 20's spinner bombshell from Thailand. Pretty decent English. Able to hold a pleasant conversation, has pretty decent massage skills. You get a good relaxing hour of muscle tension relief. Then she'll grab a cover and drain the tension from your nutsack with a CBJ and CFS. Can't going. Easy slam dunk if you can get a hold of her.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...624176589.html

Thank you brother for the recommendation. Will let you know how it goes IF I can get a hold of her. Much Mahalos!

[SNE1124]

Late 20's spinner bombshell from Thailand. Pretty decent English. Able to hold a pleasant conversation, has pretty decent massage skills. You get a good relaxing hour of muscle tension relief. Then she'll grab a cover and drain the tension from your nutsack with a CBJ and CFS. Can't going. Easy slam dunk if you can get a hold of her.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...624176589.html

How much were damages for FS? Did you have to ask her for it, or did it just happen?

Also does she look like her pic in the ad?

[TheDrowned]

Thanks for the great review as usual DT. Are her nails as long in person as in the picture she included on her ad?

To be honest I wasn't paying attention. When tits and ass are in my face I'm stunlocked and get chimp brained pretty quick.

[TheDrowned]

Aloha fellow mongers!

I am here visiting for a month! Checked moco county thread for some massage with HE and / or FS and was told by fellow mongers to try your area. I have a vehicle and most likely will travel 1-2 hour away. Can any of you recommend any safe place / area for FS with massage, late 20's to early 40's? There is none in Gaithersburg area so if you guys have a go-to please PM me and when you're in Honolulu, I'd be glad to return the favors. PM me details and much mahalo braddahs!

Late 20's spinner bombshell from Thailand. Pretty decent English. Able to hold a pleasant conversation, has pretty decent massage skills. You get a good relaxing hour of muscle tension relief. Then she'll grab a cover and drain the tension from your nutsack with a CBJ and CFS. Can't going. Easy slam dunk if you can get a hold of her.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...624176589.html

[OneKnightStand]

Aloha fellow mongers!

I am here visiting for a month! Checked moco county thread for some massage with HE and / or FS and was told by fellow mongers to try your area. I have a vehicle and most likely will travel 1-2 hour away. Can any of you recommend any safe place / area for FS with massage, late 20's to early 40's? There is none in Gaithersburg area so if you guys have a go-to please PM me and when you're in Honolulu, I'd be glad to return the favors. PM me details and much mahalo braddahs!

[Galleon]

I am slowly tackling the VAST expanse of unconquered territory that is the new Craigslist ads.

Pulled the trigger on this one.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...623138464.html

Communication via email until she felt comfortable enough to continue the conversation through text. Took a a lot of patience and warding off skepticism but eventually she returned my text and was able to give me a time and date to meet up. So be patient with her and let her feel comfortable enough to initiate an appointment. Conversation wise she is American born so there's absolutely no language barrier, quite a rarity for me.

Marie is a sweet lady, mixed heritage of white-arabic-moroccan. She's full bodied, not fat, not thin, and honestly quite tall for a lady. I think she was my height maybe an inch taller than me. Place is located in an apartment complex in Tyson's. She does do outcall as well if she's comfortable with you but outcall isn't an option for me hence the finding the best time to meet her in her incall apartment. An hour of her time set me back 220+20 tip for the connection.

I had a fun time shooting the shit with her. Since there's no language barrier we just spent the evening talking about ourselves and various topics while she gave me a mediocre rub down. Half way through she lost her clothes so things became a mutual body2 body. I think there's a wider menu available if she likes you. As this was my first time I didn't push the boundaries but for the ending she let me put a FIV while she give an enthusiastic HJ and a little bit of a Russian finish.

Overall it was a good session. I'm hoping things can get a bit more spicy on the next visit I'm not really feeling her massage skills so I'm hoping my next hour can feature a little more fitness.

We're already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

Thanks for the great review as usual DT. Are her nails as long in person as in the picture she included on her ad?

[TheDrowned]

Is it just me or are there a lot more seemingly attractive opportunities popping on Craigslist lately? Looks like even FHOH advertise there too now. I stumbled upon this post:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...622411427.html

Has anyone given these ladies a try?

I am slowly tackling the VAST expanse of unconquered territory that is the new Craigslist ads.

Pulled the trigger on this one.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...623138464.html

Communication via email until she felt comfortable enough to continue the conversation through text. Took a a lot of patience and warding off skepticism but eventually she returned my text and was able to give me a time and date to meet up. So be patient with her and let her feel comfortable enough to initiate an appointment. Conversation wise she is American born so there's absolutely no language barrier, quite a rarity for me.

Marie is a sweet lady, mixed heritage of white-arabic-moroccan. She's full bodied, not fat, not thin, and honestly quite tall for a lady. I think she was my height maybe an inch taller than me. Place is located in an apartment complex in Tyson's. She does do outcall as well if she's comfortable with you but outcall isn't an option for me hence the finding the best time to meet her in her incall apartment. An hour of her time set me back 220+20 tip for the connection.

I had a fun time shooting the shit with her. Since there's no language barrier we just spent the evening talking about ourselves and various topics while she gave me a mediocre rub down. Half way through she lost her clothes so things became a mutual body2 body. I think there's a wider menu available if she likes you. As this was my first time I didn't push the boundaries but for the ending she let me put a FIV while she give an enthusiastic HJ and a little bit of a Russian finish.

Overall it was a good session. I'm hoping things can get a bit more spicy on the next visit I'm not really feeling her massage skills so I'm hoping my next hour can feature a little more fitness.

We're already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

[Member #6804]

Is it just me or are there a lot more seemingly attractive opportunities popping on Craigslist lately? Looks like even FHOH advertise there too now. I stumbled upon this post:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...622411427.html

Has anyone given these ladies a try?

I've seen Gabrielle but not Dayana yet. You can find my review of Gabrielle in the massage thread. Long story short, I recommend but apparently she has flaked out on others. Don't think she offers more than HJ. Also she's in a new location and seems to be transitioning away. I've texted with Dayana and she's also in Arlandia. She quoted me an hour massage with HJ for $160. If I see her I'll report back.

[DarkRai2]

I have seen her once when she was in Brentwood. She uses google translate to communicate in English so comma might be a problem. Session was okay. Massage was pretty light touch. As for extras, UTC was allowed up top but no-go downstairs. I don't know if some reassurances may have made it happen so YMMV on that one. I wasn't looking for FS or pushing the boundaries so I didn't press. NOVA finish at the end. The UTR GND was strong so maybe with more visits more might be allowed and being able to speak Spanish might also help.

Found a website, https://www.nurumassagebunny.com/.

[Galleon]

Is it just me or are there a lot more seemingly attractive opportunities popping on Craigslist lately? Looks like even FHOH advertise there too now. I stumbled upon this post:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...622411427.html

Has anyone given these ladies a try?

[TheOuroboros]

Has anyone tried this number?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...623094464.html

8320 number ad just in case this ad gets deleted.

Drowned, you seem like you been doing a lot of work. Any luck recently?

This is Emmy.

Formerly of Merry Maids Jack Shack Haydee spa.

I think she's working solo now. Of all the ladies there she was the best at giving massage in my opinion.

I think her new place is Reston and I messaged her recently, she wanted me to put in a good word for her and leave a positive review. Picture is accurate tho a tad sparkled up a bit. I always found her cute though.

As always YMMV but she was my favorite of Haydee's crew. I think you should give her a try and let us know how it goes.

[SuperSoaker18]

Bit the bullet and saw her. Pretty much spot on to what was said here.

Sketchy neighborhood in anacostia but a pretty warm and welcoming girl from Guatemala. Not attractive in the least but PA always says to respect the ladies and she showed me hospitality and definitely put in some effort to make me feel comfortable. Her massage technique was pretty basic and she used a ton of oil that she does NOT wipe off with a wet towel after so prepare to leave feeling sticky.

As stated above there was next to no English. Only espaol. Which I'm trying my best to get better at understanding but nowhere near able to communicate in any meaningful conversation. Trying not to be too mean in describing her looks but to put it lightly with the lack of translator let's just say I wouldn't be able to tell the difference if she was telling me to get undressed onto the table or go find Han Solo and capture him in carbonite.

Again she was a sweet girl and as was stated on the flip she offered a happy ending but nothing more. Got to lift up her shirt and flick her titties a few times before busting but nothing more is on the menu it seems as confirmed by Galeo here..

Has anyone tried this number?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...623094464.html

8320 number ad just in case this ad gets deleted.

Drowned, you seem like you been doing a lot of work. Any luck recently?