Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[OneKnightStand]

Aloha fellow mongers!

I am here visiting for a month! Checked moco county thread for some massage with HE and / or FS and was told by fellow mongers to try your area. I have a vehicle and most likely will travel 1-2 hour away. Can any of you recommend any safe place / area for FS with massage, late 20's to early 40's? There is none in Gaithersburg area so if you guys have a go-to please PM me and when you're in Honolulu, I'd be glad to return the favors. PM me details and much mahalo braddahs!

[Galleon]

I am slowly tackling the VAST expanse of unconquered territory that is the new Craigslist ads.

Pulled the trigger on this one.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...623138464.html

Communication via email until she felt comfortable enough to continue the conversation through text. Took a a lot of patience and warding off skepticism but eventually she returned my text and was able to give me a time and date to meet up. So be patient with her and let her feel comfortable enough to initiate an appointment. Conversation wise she is American born so there's absolutely no language barrier, quite a rarity for me.

Marie is a sweet lady, mixed heritage of white-arabic-moroccan. She's full bodied, not fat, not thin, and honestly quite tall for a lady. I think she was my height maybe an inch taller than me. Place is located in an apartment complex in Tyson's. She does do outcall as well if she's comfortable with you but outcall isn't an option for me hence the finding the best time to meet her in her incall apartment. An hour of her time set me back 220+20 tip for the connection.

I had a fun time shooting the shit with her. Since there's no language barrier we just spent the evening talking about ourselves and various topics while she gave me a mediocre rub down. Half way through she lost her clothes so things became a mutual body2 body. I think there's a wider menu available if she likes you. As this was my first time I didn't push the boundaries but for the ending she let me put a FIV while she give an enthusiastic HJ and a little bit of a Russian finish.

Overall it was a good session. I'm hoping things can get a bit more spicy on the next visit I'm not really feeling her massage skills so I'm hoping my next hour can feature a little more fitness.

We're already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

Thanks for the great review as usual DT. Are her nails as long in person as in the picture she included on her ad?

[TheDrowned]

Is it just me or are there a lot more seemingly attractive opportunities popping on Craigslist lately? Looks like even FHOH advertise there too now. I stumbled upon this post:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...622411427.html

Has anyone given these ladies a try?

I am slowly tackling the VAST expanse of unconquered territory that is the new Craigslist ads.

Pulled the trigger on this one.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...623138464.html

Communication via email until she felt comfortable enough to continue the conversation through text. Took a a lot of patience and warding off skepticism but eventually she returned my text and was able to give me a time and date to meet up. So be patient with her and let her feel comfortable enough to initiate an appointment. Conversation wise she is American born so there's absolutely no language barrier, quite a rarity for me.

Marie is a sweet lady, mixed heritage of white-arabic-moroccan. She's full bodied, not fat, not thin, and honestly quite tall for a lady. I think she was my height maybe an inch taller than me. Place is located in an apartment complex in Tyson's. She does do outcall as well if she's comfortable with you but outcall isn't an option for me hence the finding the best time to meet her in her incall apartment. An hour of her time set me back 220+20 tip for the connection.

I had a fun time shooting the shit with her. Since there's no language barrier we just spent the evening talking about ourselves and various topics while she gave me a mediocre rub down. Half way through she lost her clothes so things became a mutual body2 body. I think there's a wider menu available if she likes you. As this was my first time I didn't push the boundaries but for the ending she let me put a FIV while she give an enthusiastic HJ and a little bit of a Russian finish.

Overall it was a good session. I'm hoping things can get a bit more spicy on the next visit I'm not really feeling her massage skills so I'm hoping my next hour can feature a little more fitness.

We're already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

[Member #6804]

Is it just me or are there a lot more seemingly attractive opportunities popping on Craigslist lately? Looks like even FHOH advertise there too now. I stumbled upon this post:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...622411427.html

Has anyone given these ladies a try?

I've seen Gabrielle but not Dayana yet. You can find my review of Gabrielle in the massage thread. Long story short, I recommend but apparently she has flaked out on others. Don't think she offers more than HJ. Also she's in a new location and seems to be transitioning away. I've texted with Dayana and she's also in Arlandia. She quoted me an hour massage with HJ for $160. If I see her I'll report back.

[DarkRai2]

I have seen her once when she was in Brentwood. She uses google translate to communicate in English so comma might be a problem. Session was okay. Massage was pretty light touch. As for extras, UTC was allowed up top but no-go downstairs. I don't know if some reassurances may have made it happen so YMMV on that one. I wasn't looking for FS or pushing the boundaries so I didn't press. NOVA finish at the end. The UTR GND was strong so maybe with more visits more might be allowed and being able to speak Spanish might also help.

Found a website, https://www.nurumassagebunny.com/.

[Galleon]

Is it just me or are there a lot more seemingly attractive opportunities popping on Craigslist lately? Looks like even FHOH advertise there too now. I stumbled upon this post:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...622411427.html

Has anyone given these ladies a try?

[TheOuroboros]

Has anyone tried this number?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...623094464.html

8320 number ad just in case this ad gets deleted.

Drowned, you seem like you been doing a lot of work. Any luck recently?

This is Emmy.

Formerly of Merry Maids Jack Shack Haydee spa.

I think she's working solo now. Of all the ladies there she was the best at giving massage in my opinion.

I think her new place is Reston and I messaged her recently, she wanted me to put in a good word for her and leave a positive review. Picture is accurate tho a tad sparkled up a bit. I always found her cute though.

As always YMMV but she was my favorite of Haydee's crew. I think you should give her a try and let us know how it goes.

[SuperSoaker18]

Bit the bullet and saw her. Pretty much spot on to what was said here.

Sketchy neighborhood in anacostia but a pretty warm and welcoming girl from Guatemala. Not attractive in the least but PA always says to respect the ladies and she showed me hospitality and definitely put in some effort to make me feel comfortable. Her massage technique was pretty basic and she used a ton of oil that she does NOT wipe off with a wet towel after so prepare to leave feeling sticky.

As stated above there was next to no English. Only espaol. Which I'm trying my best to get better at understanding but nowhere near able to communicate in any meaningful conversation. Trying not to be too mean in describing her looks but to put it lightly with the lack of translator let's just say I wouldn't be able to tell the difference if she was telling me to get undressed onto the table or go find Han Solo and capture him in carbonite.

Again she was a sweet girl and as was stated on the flip she offered a happy ending but nothing more. Got to lift up her shirt and flick her titties a few times before busting but nothing more is on the menu it seems as confirmed by Galeo here..

Has anyone tried this number?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...623094464.html

8320 number ad just in case this ad gets deleted.

Drowned, you seem like you been doing a lot of work. Any luck recently?

[TheDrowned]

I have seen her once when she was in Brentwood. She uses google translate to communicate in English so comma might be a problem. Session was okay. Massage was pretty light touch. As for extras, UTC was allowed up top but no-go downstairs. I don't know if some reassurances may have made it happen so YMMV on that one. I wasn't looking for FS or pushing the boundaries so I didn't press. NOVA finish at the end. The UTR GND was strong so maybe with more visits more might be allowed and being able to speak Spanish might also help.

Bit the bullet and saw her. Pretty much spot on to what was said here.

Sketchy neighborhood in anacostia but a pretty warm and welcoming girl from Guatemala. Not attractive in the least but PA always says to respect the ladies and she showed me hospitality and definitely put in some effort to make me feel comfortable. Her massage technique was pretty basic and she used a ton of oil that she does NOT wipe off with a wet towel after so prepare to leave feeling sticky.

As stated above there was next to no English. Only español. Which I'm trying my best to get better at understanding but nowhere near able to communicate in any meaningful conversation. Trying not to be too mean in describing her looks but to put it lightly with the lack of translator let's just say I wouldn't be able to tell the difference if she was telling me to get undressed onto the table or go find Han Solo and capture him in carbonite.

Again she was a sweet girl and as was stated on the flip she offered a happy ending but nothing more. Got to lift up her shirt and flick her titties a few times before busting but nothing more is on the menu it seems as confirmed by Galeo here.

Wouldn't repeat.

We're already drowning.

[Galleon]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...617844340.html

If not. I'll check her out over the weekend and post back.

Also caught wind of this ad as well:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/bts/d/washington-muscle-massage-with-me/7617539622.html


If nobody has any info I will take the plunge next week. I really ought to consider making a profession out of this



I've been noticing CL has been more active lately with massage ads. I can barely keep up!



Ive often used CL to uncover hidden gems but lately I almost feel like Im biting off more than I can chew.



I wonder if this has to do with the shut down of rubmd? In any case I welcome the challenge.

I have seen her once when she was in Brentwood. She uses google translate to communicate in English so comma might be a problem. Session was okay. Massage was pretty light touch. As for extras, UTC was allowed up top but no-go downstairs. I don't know if some reassurances may have made it happen so YMMV on that one. I wasn't looking for FS or pushing the boundaries so I didn't press. NOVA finish at the end. The UTR GND was strong so maybe with more visits more might be allowed and being able to speak Spanish might also help.

[Vitamin2270]

I had the same reactions as the previous. Excited to see another LMP. Massively disappointed to see its Haydee's. But I had already made the trip so gave it a shot. My fault.

Once I got the text saying it was Haydee's I should've bounced but junior argued, "it's a new location, maybe there's a new round of providers like in the post. ".

Nope, it was the same chick I had months ago. Butterface.

I was at least happy that there was a HH option this time. Paid the. 6 hf and went to the room. Undressed and laid down. Massage pressure was good but what baffles me is this chick has 1200 grit sandpaper hands. You would think that with all the b-rubs and handys that she would have softer hands but damn, that shit was sandpaper. She offered the. 6 handshake after the flip and again, junior's dumbass wanted it even knowing he was going to get a legit wet sanding. It was painful. And she just jackhammered. I had to force out a mediocre release. Now to finish it all off. She didn't change the towels on the bed. And I'm sorry to the fella after me. There were def a few million travelers left on that towel.

Avoid.

[Kijimuna]

Be careful with that Glen Drive location. Years ago, there was an Chinese parlor operating out of one of the offices there and one of the building's tenants use to harass the parlor's customers by putting notes on their cars telling them to park elsewhere, you are being watched, etc. (most mongers were parking in the parking spaces in front of the building and taking up the spaces from the other tenants). I thought it was open parking but I assume this one tenant had a hard on for massage parlors and wanted to scare off the Chinese parlor. Never happened to me as I always had parked on the side of the building away from the front entrance. But I recall the notes on cars being discussed on here.

I got a note there years ago. Nothing ever came of it obviously. A cute Chinese girl with pimples worked there.

[TheDrowned]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...617844340.html

If not. I'll check her out over the weekend and post back.

Also caught wind of this ad as well:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/bts/d/washington-muscle-massage-with-me/7617539622.html


If nobody has any info I will take the plunge next week. I really ought to consider making a profession out of this



I've been noticing CL has been more active lately with massage ads. I can barely keep up!



Ive often used CL to uncover hidden gems but lately I almost feel like Im biting off more than I can chew.



I wonder if this has to do with the shut down of rubmd? In any case I welcome the challenge.

[TheDrowned]

But since I found it off Craigslist I figured I'll place here for consistency.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...615273361.html

Took a while to get a response but I did and found a time convenient to head to the place which was located in an apartment complex off of Edsall.

Called and got the apartment number and was buzzed into the place. Def a lower quality condo but the lady who answered, tho not what I was expecting, was very pleasant.

She was an chunky African American lady named summer who was wearing medical assistant scrubs. Wasn't really my vibe but I undressed completely and hopped onto the massage table. Her CMT skills are good. Not great and not worth the price point of $125 for the hour but I got some essential oils and it was a relaxing hour. Also wanted to mention she uses gloves when giving the massage in case that bothers some of you. I assumed with the ad showing off her phat ass in the pic this would be a place with at least a HE but one wasn't offered. Maybe if I had pushed for it but like I said wasn't really the vibe I was getting. Oh well, no love lost there.

I'll keep this post short and sweet. An ok massage but for the price point I won't repeat.

There are better waves to ride out there at sea.

We're already drowning, just have to open our mouths and let the water in.

[TheDrowned]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...616807168.html

Gabi quality care. I question the quality.

Gabrielle is notoriously hard to schedule with. I have seen her a few times in the past to differing degrees of success. I have reached out to her dozens of times and failed dozens of times so be warned she is extremely hard to book and even getting a response does not always guarantee an appointment. She often overbooks, ghosts, cancels and commits other shenanigans that prevent an hour massage. Which is a shame, because I think if she put a little more effort into things she could be a success. Well, recently, I got to see her again and suffice to say, it's pretty much the same old same old.

If you can get a response from her via text then setting up a time and getting to the place is pretty easy. Easy to find apartment in Alexandria and easy to park. The place however is a total mess. Despite working in the business of house cleaning, she's in dire need of those same services herself. I have never booked her for housecleaning and maybe she's way better at that than massage though I have my doubts. If hygiene and cleanliness is a big deal for you and you have the means to take advantage of her outcall program. It might be better to have her come to you than the other way around. Unfortunately it's not an option for me.

The massage itself is a basic rub down with oil. If you are looking for CMT level skill, you will not find it here. I figured things could only improve on the flip. I've always received a HE and in the past was able to get her topless with roaming. She's got some scars and a little bit of baby damage, but she is a sub30 Latina. And for what it's worth her rates aren't all that bad. But this time however she was way more reserved and it kind of felt like she was in a rush and just wanted it over with as quickly as possible. Again, effort is really what is lacking here. The pictures in her ad are of her but she sort of glamours herself up in them. Granted maybe I've only ever caught her at her worst and am batting a miserable 0 for 3 but everytime I've seen her she looks like a slob. I think she has the ability to be attractive but she's never once moved me or junior in a matter of speaking. No make up. No attempt to look sultry and desirable. Not even maintenance downstairs. Again, she's not entirely ugly, but she's nothing to really look at either especially when she's not done up with a bit of effort and hygiene.

In the ad she does mention an apprentice however, so maybe perchance her protégé can succeed where she's failed or at the very least maybe it will lighten the load and give her the time and space she needs to improve on her services. I think there's potential there she just needs to put in the work.

If anyone has tried her apprentice please feel free to let me know your experience.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.