Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[TheDrowned]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...630821727.html

Gave this ad a try.

My original gesture of salutation was met with crickets so I sent another later in the afternoon in Spanish and finally got a bite. Texted back and forth in Spanish and she was reluctant to give me an exact location (which I should have taken as a red flag) instead I got an address to a restaurant that was "close by". When I arrived she told me to head inside to a boost mobile. It was here when I realized I don't think there was a location for this massage. After a few texts back and forth I figured I was taken for a wild ride. But then I find this older Latina sitting outside on the curb. I sat beside her and her English wasn't terrible, had a tiny chat and she essentially told me she doesn't have a place of her own and instead was willing to get in my car and drive to a nearby hotel or something. I signed up for a massage not, I'm not into the whole street walker scene. The whole situation really felt depressing. I seriously started to feel bad, like this girl was willing to get into a strangers car just to make a quick buck.

At least in a parlor, there isn't that element of total desperation. Maybe it's there but theres definitely a barrier of protection. A literal and figurative shelter. Here, idk, I'm not a good person. I won't lie to you guys and tell you I am better than that. If this chick was 20 years younger I absolutely would have taken her to my car and fucked her brains out. But I wasn't feeling it with Paola. She seemed like a cool chick. I told her if she finds a place of her own I'd consider returning for that "massage" but all my lust was now replaced with pity so I asked her how much she charges for her services. She told me 80. I gave her 20 and dipped. She seemed pretty okay with that decision.

We're already drowning.

[SwiftChariot]

Thank you for the review. She was on my list of place to visit so I'm sad to hear that the experience was subpar. Do you think the attitude would change with more visits and a better rapport or she felt like a lost cause?

Wasn't really her bad attitude she just looked soo tired.

[Galleon]

Morning Gents.

Saw this one https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...629029235.html.

Here 8001 14th ave hyattsville md.

This place is an absolute dump, latina was mid 40's and probably had a banging body 20 yrs ago. Looked worn out from working too hard, 1. For a bad massage and a hndy, did CBJ and CFS but I just couldn't finish, I felt like she certainly didn't want to be there. Good side I was only out 1. Even with FS so I don't think she knows how to hussle.

Thank you for the review. She was on my list of place to visit so I'm sad to hear that the experience was subpar. Do you think the attitude would change with more visits and a better rapport or she felt like a lost cause?

[SwiftChariot]

Morning Gents.

Saw this one https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...629029235.html.

Here 8001 14th ave hyattsville md.

This place is an absolute dump, latina was mid 40's and probably had a banging body 20 yrs ago. Looked worn out from working too hard, 1. For a bad massage and a hndy, did CBJ and CFS but I just couldn't finish, I felt like she certainly didn't want to be there. Good side I was only out 1. Even with FS so I don't think she knows how to hussle.

[TheDrowned]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...628888428.html

This one has me interested but I'd rather not recreate another "Bonita" situation so trying to see if anyone has any intel before I plunge?

My list just keeps getting longer.

[Member #6915]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...626045700.html

Wish I didn't.

Credit where credit is due pics are her I was just hoping there was a better looking face behind the bod.

Doesn't respond to text only calls. So it was next to impossible to make an appt and when I did get a hold of her she told me she only likes to be notified 30 min before you want to meet, so doesn't allow for time block scheduling.

It was a huge pain in the ass and after several failed attempts it became an obsession of succeeding rather than looking at it as fate trying to help me dodge a bullet.

Also didn't help that in sending out a text it had a caller I'd set up as BigbootyBonita. So I thought she was of the Latin variety but I'm pretty sure she's just AA. Nothing against AA but she's def not attractive. Like hard butterface. Body wasn't anything to write home about but compared to her face it was the Ritz Carleton.

Can't stress what an absolute pain it was to get to her. She's across the Springfield mall in a gated community. Wants you to park across the street, battle through traffic, sneak into the car gate like you're Wonder Woman in an invisible jet, walk up four flights of stairs to the apartment, slay a dragon, answer 3 riddles from ancient scripture, and then after alls said and done you're not even there to rescue the princess it's just a toad.

She's a sweet personality but has a laugh more annoying than the nanny. Just wanted to do my business and leave.

Don't bother with the headache on this one. Your princess is in another castle.

Now I need to go drown out my eyeballs.

The girl in the photographs is Bonita. She's been around for 12 to 15 years lots of information. Her reviews go back to 2008.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...a/dc/137384043

[Member #6802]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...626045700.html

Wish I didn't.

Credit where credit is due pics are her I was just hoping there was a better looking face behind the bod.

Doesn't respond to text only calls. So it was next to impossible to make an appt and when I did get a hold of her she told me she only likes to be notified 30 min before you want to meet, so doesn't allow for time block scheduling.

It was a huge pain in the ass and after several failed attempts it became an obsession of succeeding rather than looking at it as fate trying to help me dodge a bullet.

Also didn't help that in sending out a text it had a caller I'd set up as BigbootyBonita. So I thought she was of the Latin variety but I'm pretty sure she's just AA. Nothing against AA but she's def not attractive. Like hard butterface. Body wasn't anything to write home about but compared to her face it was the Ritz Carleton.

Can't stress what an absolute pain it was to get to her. She's across the Springfield mall in a gated community. Wants you to park across the street, battle through traffic, sneak into the car gate like you're Wonder Woman in an invisible jet, walk up four flights of stairs to the apartment, slay a dragon, answer 3 riddles from ancient scripture, and then after alls said and done you're not even there to rescue the princess it's just a toad.

She's a sweet personality but has a laugh more annoying than the nanny. Just wanted to do my business and leave.

Don't bother with the headache on this one. Your princess is in another castle.

Now I need to go drown out my eyeballs.

I also saw her about a month ago. Posted review in Escort forum. Everything Drowned says is 100% accurate. For me, I was in area and planning to visit one of 2 highly reviewed places in the area, but chose her since she finally responded after several times trying to contact her.

Except for that annoying laugh, she's a nice lady and one could enjoy her company. Beyond that, services are less than you'd find elsewhere. Hate to hurt her business but she needs to step up her game.

[TheDrowned]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...626045700.html

Wish I didn't.

Credit where credit is due pics are her I was just hoping there was a better looking face behind the bod.

Doesn't respond to text only calls. So it was next to impossible to make an appt and when I did get a hold of her she told me she only likes to be notified 30 min before you want to meet, so doesn't allow for time block scheduling.

It was a huge pain in the ass and after several failed attempts it became an obsession of succeeding rather than looking at it as fate trying to help me dodge a bullet.

Also didn't help that in sending out a text it had a caller I'd set up as BigbootyBonita. So I thought she was of the Latin variety but I'm pretty sure she's just AA. Nothing against AA but she's def not attractive. Like hard butterface. Body wasn't anything to write home about but compared to her face it was the Ritz Carleton.

Can't stress what an absolute pain it was to get to her. She's across the Springfield mall in a gated community. Wants you to park across the street, battle through traffic, sneak into the car gate like you're Wonder Woman in an invisible jet, walk up four flights of stairs to the apartment, slay a dragon, answer 3 riddles from ancient scripture, and then after alls said and done you're not even there to rescue the princess it's just a toad.

She's a sweet personality but has a laugh more annoying than the nanny. Just wanted to do my business and leave.

Don't bother with the headache on this one. Your princess is in another castle.

Now I need to go drown out my eyeballs.

[OneKnightStand]

I have heard LEO is way aggressive. Read the forum and follow a fellow brother's last exploits.

Thanks for the heads up. I haven't been / seen anyone in the area. I just tried Annie's massage, joy spa and healing spa. They re all legit places, frumpy Chinese women. Massage were okay but no other extras available. PM if you have a unicorn. Mahalo in advance brother!

[SonChi]

Aloha fellow mongers!

I am here visiting for a month! Checked moco county thread for some massage with HE and / or FS and was told by fellow mongers to try your area. I have a vehicle and most likely will travel 1-2 hour away. Can any of you recommend any safe place / area for FS with massage, late 20's to early 40's? There is none in Gaithersburg area so if you guys have a go-to please PM me and when you're in Honolulu, I'd be glad to return the favors. PM me details and much mahalo braddahs!

I have heard LEO is way aggressive. Read the forum and follow a fellow brother's last exploits.

[OneKnightStand]

Late 20's spinner bombshell from Thailand. Pretty decent English. Able to hold a pleasant conversation, has pretty decent massage skills. You get a good relaxing hour of muscle tension relief. Then she'll grab a cover and drain the tension from your nutsack with a CBJ and CFS. Can't going. Easy slam dunk if you can get a hold of her.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...624176589.html

Thank you brother for the recommendation. Will let you know how it goes IF I can get a hold of her. Much Mahalos!

[SNE1124]

Late 20's spinner bombshell from Thailand. Pretty decent English. Able to hold a pleasant conversation, has pretty decent massage skills. You get a good relaxing hour of muscle tension relief. Then she'll grab a cover and drain the tension from your nutsack with a CBJ and CFS. Can't going. Easy slam dunk if you can get a hold of her.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...624176589.html

How much were damages for FS? Did you have to ask her for it, or did it just happen?

Also does she look like her pic in the ad?

[TheDrowned]

Thanks for the great review as usual DT. Are her nails as long in person as in the picture she included on her ad?

To be honest I wasn't paying attention. When tits and ass are in my face I'm stunlocked and get chimp brained pretty quick.

[TheDrowned]

Aloha fellow mongers!

I am here visiting for a month! Checked moco county thread for some massage with HE and / or FS and was told by fellow mongers to try your area. I have a vehicle and most likely will travel 1-2 hour away. Can any of you recommend any safe place / area for FS with massage, late 20's to early 40's? There is none in Gaithersburg area so if you guys have a go-to please PM me and when you're in Honolulu, I'd be glad to return the favors. PM me details and much mahalo braddahs!

Late 20's spinner bombshell from Thailand. Pretty decent English. Able to hold a pleasant conversation, has pretty decent massage skills. You get a good relaxing hour of muscle tension relief. Then she'll grab a cover and drain the tension from your nutsack with a CBJ and CFS. Can't going. Easy slam dunk if you can get a hold of her.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...624176589.html

[OneKnightStand]

Aloha fellow mongers!

I am here visiting for a month! Checked moco county thread for some massage with HE and / or FS and was told by fellow mongers to try your area. I have a vehicle and most likely will travel 1-2 hour away. Can any of you recommend any safe place / area for FS with massage, late 20's to early 40's? There is none in Gaithersburg area so if you guys have a go-to please PM me and when you're in Honolulu, I'd be glad to return the favors. PM me details and much mahalo braddahs!