Strip Club Reports

[HarryDude]

Wait, moving to Detroit ON PURPOSE?

The only clubs worth it are south of Detroit (Inkster and such) unless you only want to drink & see some tatas.

LOL was waiting for this. Yeah I don't get why people move to Detroit proper, hell even the connecting suburbs, it's a shit hole, high cost of living, insurance, taxes and such and dangerous. Sure if circumstances require I get it, but those moving to gentrify and build equity are silly. Just another downtown away to lose all home equity.

However as others said, Inkster, Romulus and Dearborn for fun. Nothing in the city limits.

[TrollMahn]

So I am officially moving to Detroit, and buying a house in Bagley.

I see a few clubs along Eight Mile, and then along Michigan Ave. Do you recommend any of these in particular?

Wait, moving to Detroit ON PURPOSE?

The only clubs worth it are south of Detroit (Inkster and such) unless you only want to drink & see some tatas.

[Bmarr77]

Try the dayshift at Silver Cricket.

Anybody seen any of the old dancers from the Cricket working at another club? I noticed many have disappeared from dayshift lately.

[Drew93]

So I am officially moving to Detroit, and buying a house in Bagley.

I see a few clubs along Eight Mile, and then along Michigan Ave. Do you recommend any of these in particular?

Anything on Michigan AVE is very good. Anything in DETROIT, has been dead for years.

[Hopper11]

So I am officially moving to Detroit, and buying a house in Bagley.

I see a few clubs along Eight Mile, and then along Michigan Ave. Do you recommend any of these in particular?

[Time Twist]

I'm not a guy who even engages in extras beyond ass fingering, but I'm curious about Nicole at H8 (BJ Goddess apparently). What does she look like, and what's her usual schedule? I searched the forum for this, but couldn't find pictures.

Not sure why Nicole's BJ skills are so touted, I have gotten a few dances from her and thought she was average. I have had better at many clubs including here over the years.

[Time Twist]

Sorry you had a bad experience, without names not a clue who you are talking about? I visit FC almost exclusively during Day Shift and with several different options, have always had a fun time at an affordable $$ You never mentioned what you paid either, but $$ should get you BBBJ, DATY and CFS easily.

Also, just a heads up, the girls can always tell someone she is in a private room, and they will skip her in the dance order. Sounds like your gal was just running a game on you.

He mentioned the name Valentina. If she's who I think she is, she's not new. I have seen her at both BT's and FC, and has pulled the "I normally don't do this," line before. I think she quoted $200 for BBBJ and $300 CFS the last time I saw her.

[SamPerkins420]

I guess sending a lot of deranged PMs to me wasn't enough?

I think PL is trying to help you not get taken every time you go to these places. Once they see someone who caves easily, they will wring every dollar out of you. That's why the dancer bought herself a drink with your money and without your permission. They saw you as easy prey and attacked. Did your friend the bouncer pay the tab? Of course not, they knew you wouldn't challenge it so they were more than happy to let you pay the bill. These clubs are clearly not a good place for you, please refrain from going to them.

[NorinRad]

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[NorinRad]

Sorry you had a bad experience, without names not a clue who you are talking about? I visit FC almost exclusively during Day Shift and with several different options, have always had a fun time at an affordable $$ You never mentioned what you paid either, but $$ should get you BBBJ, DATY and CFS easily.

Also, just a heads up, the girls can always tell someone she is in a private room, and they will skip her in the dance order. Sounds like your gal was just running a game on you.

Had a day off, so decided to venture to FC early afternoon. As expected, fairly slow for customers. Dancers, I counted about 8. 1 definitely middle-aged, thicker, didn't catch name, definitely wouldn't be there at night. Another younger thicker blonde girl, and an athletic redhead. 2 others that were what I would call average, attractive, but not drop dead gorgeous. There was a group of 3 young spinners that were definitely the hottest girls there. The only one who's name I got was Valentina. She is young, new to the business. We discussed upstairs activities. She claims that "this is only the second time I will have done this", that she was a no extras girl until this week when she "gave in" Yeah, sure. Anyway, She says, everything covered, CBJ, CFS, no BBBJ, no DATY. She started at $5. I told her that was too high for CBJ and CFS. She was not negotiable on covers, but did come down on price. I would / should have just said fuck it and gone home, but little head was thinking st this point, and the girl is really attractive, so. Got upstairs for what turned into a really disappointing tine. No warm-up conversation, or dancing, just on her knees in from of me rubbing my crotch through my jeans. Then tells me to take them off. Gets me to put the cover on my half-flaccid d**k myself, and starts with a really lackluster CBJ. As soon as I started to get hard, she jumps up, pulls her panties to the side and tries to get on me still not fully erect. At this point she tells me that she has to be up on stage in 4 songs. She does an OK job of riding, and her grip is enough to get me fully erect. The best thing is that she is tiny, so you can basically grab her any use her like a fleshlight, but everything else is pretty unremarkable. She definitely doesn't seem to be enjoying what she is doing. I was able to finish, and left her to go onstage.

I noticed this strategy, and really didn't pay much attention to it until today. I believe that the clique of spinners were all employing it, rather than come to sit with you and inquire about upstairs dances after they finish their set, they disappear for a while, then come talk to you when they only have a short time before they're back onstage. Kind of a way to rush you without it seeming like they are.

Overall, attractive girl, lackluster experience, will not repeat.

[CommonSteve666]

Of course you (personally) don't tip bouncers. I always give the doorman a $5, same with the VIP bouncer.

I think PL is trying to help you not get taken every time you go to these places. Once they see someone who caves easily, they will wring every dollar out of you. That's why the dancer bought herself a drink with your money and without your permission. They saw you as easy prey and attacked. Did your friend the bouncer pay the tab? Of course not, they knew you wouldn't challenge it so they were more than happy to let you pay the bill. These clubs are clearly not a good place for you, please refrain from going to them.

[HarryDude]

While I was in town last week I checked out both Legends and Bouzoukis. Legends was incredibly pricey, had amazingly gorgeous girls like solid 8+ everywhere and was incredibly crowded. Definitely wasn't finding a lot of options for extras there. Amazing looking girls if you want a look but if you're trying for something else I'd look elsewhere.

Bouzoukis was entirely different. The place was really sad looking and all the girls looked busted. The drinks and dances were far cheaper. Very first girl that came up to me gave me a whole menu of extras. She looked like she was tweaking on something and must've been late 40's. Menu was basically wide open. I could've brought her back to my room with an open menu for less than two bills. Don't remember her name. Wasn't interested.

Had two other girls offer extras for stupid prices one wanted a grand for an hour with a really narrow menu and she was not that good looking.

Had another one I ended up talking down that I took back to my hotel after closing. Spent a little more than 2 bills and got a little over an hour, MSOG covered FS.

If you're just looking for dances I had some good experiences overall, the VIP area if you can call it that is just an open area in the back with chairs and couches, anyone else getting a dance can see everything. Despite that they were very physical and included a lot of touching, had a few playing with me under my pants.

Be careful though. First two girls I had back there tried to keep going when the song ended without saying anything. I bet they would've tried to rack up a hell of a tab if I woulda let them. Not on my watch. Hell no.

Since the curtains came down Detroit proper sucks. Legends girls are hot. Used to get FS there often but the curtains dropped. Now it's like a dance club pushing through crowds looking at hot chicks, no thanks. Bouzoukis is older for sure never got extras there but don't really enjoy it, again years ago.

Next time you're in the area go to the known ones for fun.

[HarryDude]

Six dancers there that afternoon. Overall, an average looking lineup. The dancer shown below provided a great, unrushed session. VIP details mirror my previous reports. Club and dancer names are in the usual spot.

Appreciate all your insight and posts. But seriously why can't you just say this club instead of some quasi secrete have to open the picture with an I phone only to see the info.

[Incognito1234]

I'm not a guy who even engages in extras beyond ass fingering, but I'm curious about Nicole at H8 (BJ Goddess apparently). What does she look like, and what's her usual schedule? I searched the forum for this, but couldn't find pictures.

Thin, white girl with long, straight brunette hair. She used to be heavier but has lost some weight. Just show up on day shift through the week. Sometimes, she doesn't show up until after 2 pm though. Almost certainly, you'll see her on Mondays but typically, she's Monday. Friday. You can ask if she's there, wait until she's called up on stage or you'll see her go by. She's very accommodating and negotiable.

If all you want is some dances and to finger her ass, I guarantee you that she'll have absolutely zero problem with that. Just tell her that's what you want to do and you'll be good to go.

[LansingMikey]

I'm not a guy who even engages in extras beyond ass fingering, but I'm curious about Nicole at H8 (BJ Goddess apparently). What does she look like, and what's her usual schedule? I searched the forum for this, but couldn't find pictures.

Here is her of check it out https://onlyfans.com nicole313 for me personally probably like a 5 or 6 good skills though.