Streetwalker Reports

[Coochie Eater]

Could someone provide some advice for a newbie.

1) where should I go in the Milwaukee area to find some SWs.

2) what to expect when driving around looking for a SW.

Much of this has been covered, and possibly better, but I'm throwing in here anyway.

1. Doors locked, windows partly down. Real hookers want to jump right in. Good! If she tries to get in without delay, she's a hooker and not an undercover cop. But you don't want her jumping in because a hooker can look good at 25 miles per hour from the street and look like the plague standing at your window. "Sorry! I thought you were Darlene!" and drive off. If she's acceptable, let her in.

2. Second reason for locked door. If the "hooker" starts to ask you what you want before she gets in, tell her you want to go before you get busted. Real hookers NEVER NEVER NEVER talk at the window. UC cops DO. "Whachu want, baby?" "I want to tell you about Jesus! But I got to run. Bye. ".

3. Put everything you don't want stolen in the trunk. Not the glove compartment, not the door side pocket, not under the seat, in center console or up your ass. THE TRUNK! Your wallet, your cell, all keys except the one in the ignition (modern cars don't have keys, so thank God and technology for that). If you have an old-school ignition, you should have a spare key on you. Hooker trick: Grab your key (s) out of the ignition. They'll take off with it too, if you park too close to their stomping grounds.

4. Put whatever you want to pay or lose in your pocket. I prefer a little in my pocket and some in my sock. Why? I'm going to offer $25 for the blowjob and $10 for the tip. $25 in pocket, $10 in sock.

5. Drive. Pick a spot away from their stroll. They'll think twice before they cash and dash.

6. Remove the ignition key. When you turn off the car, the key becomes very easy to remove. Have a place ready to hide it. I keep a lot of wadded up tissues in the side pocket of the driver's door. If they want the key, they have to shuffle through the tissues.

7. Be prepared. Some of these women are mothers who are trying to make rent or pay for kids' birthdays (rare, but can happen). Some are women are lazy, who have found turning tricks is easier than working at McDonalds. Some are druggies who need crack or heroin and have to make their next score. Some are fucking lunatics who are self destructive and wouldn't mind destructing someone else with them. Some are all of the above.

8. Complacent. You may start seeing the same women on a regular basis. They're good, they're reliable, they're friendly and fun. They're also dishonest and will turn on you if and when the need arises. Just to double check, get out of your car, pick it up and toss it. That's as far as you can trust any of these women.

So what makes mongering so alluring? There's inherent danger, as shown above. There's a quick release that feels better than jacking off. There's a female mouth, vagina or asshole that you don't have chase, cajole, take out to dinner or maintain a long relationship with. There's the relief you get from a sexless marriage. There's the hand-in-the-cookie-jar feeling of cheating on your wife or girlfriend. There's a wonderful feeling of superiority when a woman is a cum dumpster just to fulfill your sexual whim. Oh and so much more.

So go get your dick sucked, fuck some strange pussy and stick a couple of fingers up a tight asshole. Watch them swallow, cum on their tits or spray your gooey jizz on their clothes. They're there to fulfill your basest fantasies, so knock yourself out. Just be careful.

Coochie (old mongers never die: they just go limp) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[Double Life]

Could someone provide some advice for a newbie.

1) where should I go in the Milwaukee area to find some SWs.

2) what to expect when driving around looking for a SW.

Well, perhaps like you, I did the SW thing for a short time. Rarely actually picked anyone up because most are extremely unattractive to me. When I did pick one up it was almost always dreadful. They jumped after demanding money up front, damaged my vehicle, nearly slit my throat, and many other stories some of which I shared. I witnessed two shootings. Both were in broad daylight, one was right in front of about 20 cops that had a street shut down. The shorter was so close to me that his shell casings hit my truck. I did meet a couple girls that were fun to talk to as they would share stories about the weirdos they would meet. But almost never actually got a nut. I recently drove down just to see what was out on a warm sunny day. I saw one of the nice girls I had met. She was so bone skinny skeleton looking I wanted to pick her up and put her in rehab or somehow get her away from the drugs. It would be to no avail so I'm just sad for her. Surly she won't live much longer. These girls drop like flies. I reget ever contributing to their drug habit. The girls I see are clean, healthy, and do this for a living or sometimes just when they need a financial boost. They do not walk the streets. There are much better options for some fun IMO.

[ScooterAllCity]

A man was shot last night on 12th and Washington Street. He's 71 years old and from Hartland or Hartford I was told. My instincts tell me that we was in that area looking for pussy and got robbed. Just a guess. Washington St is between National and Greenfield Avenues. And another shooting early this morning on 10th and Greenfield. That man was 35 years old.

[TrollMongo]

Could someone provide some advice for a newbie.

1) where should I go in the Milwaukee area to find some SWs.

2) what to expect when driving around looking for a SW.

I'll give you a bit shorter and less intimadating answer than Body Shopper did.

He is right on the money for location, the hot spots vary from time to time depending on where the local candy salesmen are set up,. But Greenfield and National between 6th and 27th is your best bet. I cruise days only. Safer I think and you can also see what the girls look like better from a greater distance. The areas mentioned can be active anytime of the day or night so I stay away at night.

I have been robbed twice, on both occassions one of the girls hands found its way into my counsel and got all the cash out of my wallet but left everything else. It cost me a total of anout $500.00 total for the 2 times. Most of the girls I've met treat me good, provide the service stated and do a good job. I treat them like any other woman I might meet, these girls have very dangerous jobs and are in this line of work most often cause they made one mistake. Getting hooked on drugs. I don't pay more than regular street price (25 to 60 dollars BBBJ) but almost always tip 10 or 20 more if the girl gives good service and most do.

The other really good advice Body Shopper gave you is keep ANYTHING of value out of sight and out of reach. A cell phone will buy a lot of drugs and that's a thousand or more if you have to replace it.

My number one advice beyond what has already been said is treat the girls nice, you will get better service and they will remember you and probably spot you car next time through.

[Body Shopper]

Could someone provide some advice for a newbie.

1) where should I go in the Milwaukee area to find some SWs.

2) what to expect when driving around looking for a SW.

1. You should go to the Silver City neighborhood, which south-to-north runs from Lincoln to National Avenues, and from east-to-west runs from 6th street 35th street. The hot spots within that neighborhood are:

National, from 16th to 27th streets.

Greenfield, from 6th to 27th streets.

Lincoln, from 6th to 21st street.

You will find an occasional walker walking on 6th street or 16th street, going to or from one of the east-west streets. You will also find them slinking around near drug houses on side streets, especially Orchard Street.

2. Expect to hear gunshots, sometimes within a block or two of you. Expect slores to attempt to enter your vehicle without your permission. Expect them to attempt to set you up to get mugged with a gun in your chest. Expect any slore who's performing for you to steal everything small and valuable that is not in your trunk, especially your cash.

Now I will tell you how to avoid all but the random bullets that pierce the Silver City air. Avoidance of those is impossible. No one ever follows these rules I'm about to lay out, but I will tell you them anyway.

Keep your doors locked at all times! Don't have your window down all the way, because the most brazen and desperate hookers will actually reach in and fumble with your door handle, trying to unlock it. Be prepared to drive away while they're clutching your car, telling you to give them a dollar. Prepare for the sound of those fingers losing their grip and her shouting epithets at you.

Park anywhere other than where they tell you to. If you park where they say, within your first twenty dates, you will be mugged at gunpoint or worse, because she will set you up. These women aren't your friends. They are holes with souls. They are fleshy receptacles where we men go to shoot so that we don't go out and commit the unthinkable on the people in society who deserve it.

Put anything of value that you insist on having with you in your trunk, or if you don't have a trunk, put it in some secret compartment in the body of your car. Laugh now, cry later. This isn't my guess; this is a fact of life. The slore has magical abilities. Her arms grow an extra foot, her brain has a sixth sense to see through opaque material, her nose smells bills, and you will absolutely, with 100% certainly, be robbed before you have time to reel and declare, "I should have listened to Body Shopper!

Expect them to take your money and run, unless you take them far enough away from their stomping grounds that they will, after you pay them, perform the sexual act for a ride back. If you park nearby, a large minority will do a cash-and-dash, and the majority will suck for 5 minutes and jump out. You need a minimum of a mile-and-a-half distance between where you park and where you picked her up from. Or you need her to agree that you pay her afterward. Any other scenario will result in your loss of assets.

Here are a few more tidbits that you should be aware of before entering the game:

1. Hookers are women, just like any others. They have a soul. Pussies do not loosen based on use nor number of partners. You can fall in love just as easily on the streets in your car as you can on the bed in your house or in a long talk on the phone. Dallying with prostitutes does not preclude the terror that accompanies human interaction. These are human beings, and you will not be able to comport yourself with a colder inner demeanor than you do when dealing with non-prostitutes.

2. Hookers are more worldly and experienced than us. You will not trick a hooker about anything. They will trick you, though.

3. The hooker is the animal with the highest, keenest instinct. Her survival depends upon it. Her instincts have been sharpened through years of relying on them to protect her life and limb. Her intellect may be average, but her instinct and wile will win out over your intelligence, no matter how smart you are.

4. Every hooker has been in dozens or hundreds of fights. Even the mildest-mannered, softest-spoken hooker who weighs half as much as you either has a rock-hard bicep or is carrying a knife and isn't afraid to use it. Avoid physical confrontation if you value your life.

That being said, in my 23 1/2 years of sloremongering, I've never been assaulted by a prostitute. I have been terrorized in other ways, though, and I've had to refuse their bullying many times, as they threaten to not get out of your car, or even to call the police, if you don't give them money, even though you didn't do a date and they've only been in your car one minute. I've been cash-and-dashed. I've had money stolen during sex acts. 23 1/2 years ago, I was mugged at gunpoint. The friendliest advice I can give you is to carry nothing illegal in your car, so that if a hooker causes a scene or outright calls the police, you don't submit and pay her money to keep the cops away. Keep a PIN on your phone, so in case of arrest, the police cannot access it. If you take these precautions, you will be able to afford a police encounter, so you will not be blackmailed out of money. Also, I recommend telling everyone among your friends and family that you monger. This, for two reasons, one tactical, and one not tactical. 1. If homosexuals and transsexuals can "come out" and be applauded, then we sloremongers can come out and be hated. 2. Some hookers and their boyfriends have blackmailed men by gathering evidence of their identity and their employer and family members. If you force everyone around you to know that you have sex with working girls, then you will laugh when these scum try to blackmail you.

Have fun, now!

Body Shopper.

[Toto1425]

Could someone provide some advice for a newbie.

1) where should I go in the Milwaukee area to find some SWs.

2) what to expect when driving around looking for a SW.

[ATW2020]

Mach's number is no longer in service. Has anyone have new number for her. Boy it was good three weeks ago and she has had it forever. Now it's not working.

Any help here.

Willow.

Just thought of her as I went down Lincoln. She stopped responding to text over a year ago to me. Haven't seen her in a long time. Was getting paranoid and semi angry the last few times. Was also unkempt. Hope she's well and you reconnect.

[Body Shopper]

Has anyone heard from or seen Jessi? I saw her for a pair of car dates back in February, one on each of two consecutive days, and she was 8 months pregnant then. None of the girls I've asked have seen or heard any news about her since February. I am deeply concerned. She and I have never been on very personal terms, yet I appreciate her perpetually available face hole to shoot in, and she's been a staple of Greenfield Avenue for at least six years. Before the crack and the streets wore her down, she was a beautiful, clean-spoken woman without a blemish on her face nor a tooth missing from her mouth. That person still lives inside her. Any help finding her, or any news about her whatsoever, would be appreciated.

Body Shopper, In Search.

[WillowRut]

Mach's number is no longer in service. Has anyone have new number for her. Boy it was good three weeks ago and she has had it forever. Now it's not working.

Any help here.

Willow.

[TrollMongo]

Troll Mongo: I scream it at the top of my lungs, both on this forum and to the few friends I have who pick up hookers: You will not be able to keep a hooker from stealing whatever small, valuable items are in your car proper. If you want to keep something safe, you must keep it in the trunk. If you don't have a trunk, you must keep it in a secret compartment in the body of the car; otherwise, it will eventually get stolen.

Saharra. I know exactly which town she has family in. She is from that town, herself, so that's why she has family there. Yes, as the gentlemen suggested, you could scoop me up, as I live 25 miles off your route into town. That probably wouldn't be a good idea, though, because if you leave me alone with that infamous shirt of yours, I'm going to burn it! LOL.

Saharra has a brain in that head of hers. She thinks. She has an understanding of the world. She is not afraid to opine, with or without solicitation. On that note, she is a kindred spirit to me. I have done three dates with her in as many years, and she made me shoot out my demons each time, right into her capable mouth. You didn't mention in your report that she is toothless. That is one of her most endearing qualities. I absolutely love toothless blow jobs!

Body Shopper.

I guess I'm to lazy to run to the trunk after every streetwalker, although I know that is good advice.

Saharra had teeth, but maybe they come out. We have a engagement planned for Friday in a hotel and maybe photoshoot later. Guess she is going to do *.

If my infamous shirt you referred to is the one Barbie is wearing in the photos from 08/12/22. Post 8742 then I guess we have different political leanings. Have you heard anything about Barbie. I was told she got hit by a car and seriously hurt.

[TrollMongo]

Lolli does a good job, would love to run into her again. Lola ripped me off the one time I saw her so I would say avoid her like the plague.

Is the Lolli the same one I posted photos of way back in 09/18/20. Post 7407.

If so I'd love to run into her, I met her the first time I ever cruised Milwaukee but have not seen her since. Would love to find her again.

[Body Shopper]

JC2490 & Soft 7: Two of you have been cash-and-dashed by Lola. Wow. I'm glad I require her (and every single other hooker) to come far, far away with me, and that I let her get out of my car the other week, rather than do a date nearby and potentially face the same fate you two did.

Yes, Loli does a damn good job! She's a good-looking woman who sucks cock proficiently. I've done several dates with her.

Troll Mongo: I scream it at the top of my lungs, both on this forum and to the few friends I have who pick up hookers: You will not be able to keep a hooker from stealing whatever small, valuable items are in your car proper. If you want to keep something safe, you must keep it in the trunk. If you don't have a trunk, you must keep it in a secret compartment in the body of the car; otherwise, it will eventually get stolen.

Saharra. I know exactly which town she has family in. She is from that town, herself, so that's why she has family there. Yes, as the gentlemen suggested, you could scoop me up, as I live 25 miles off your route into town. That probably wouldn't be a good idea, though, because if you leave me alone with that infamous shirt of yours, I'm going to burn it! LOL.

Saharra has a brain in that head of hers. She thinks. She has an understanding of the world. She is not afraid to opine, with or without solicitation. On that note, she is a kindred spirit to me. I have done three dates with her in as many years, and she made me shoot out my demons each time, right into her capable mouth. You didn't mention in your report that she is toothless. That is one of her most endearing qualities. I absolutely love toothless blow jobs! They feel, shall we say, surreal. A rare treat for a gentle monger such as myself who lives outside of the drug world in which so many people have no teeth.

Coochie Eater: That's awesome that you got to drink Lola's infamous milk! I respect men who dash boldly out into this world and obtain everything for which they crave! I, myself, am in that great group of men, as evidenced by my reports- which, by the way, are just dreams, of course. I would never have sex with a prostitute, urinate outdoors, or do anything else illegal, for that matter. I've done two dates with Lola, myself. Pumped off into her mouth on the second.

Happy Guy: I used the phrase "invoked her name" for the sake of brevity. I didn't actually say my local friend's name on this board, and she, as a non-prostitute who lives 3 hours from Milwaukee, sure as hell isn't reading this forum! And she didn't "show up". Rather, she called me on the phone. Her doing so two days later is either an eerie coincidence or a magical happening, as I had mentioned her on this forum, without saying her name.

I was just looking at syphilitic rashes online the other day, by the way. Johns and hookers have to study these things in order to protect ourselves. My post about wanting a hooker to check out my buddy was made in the same spirit. Evidently my fellow mongers find my desire for a street examination to be quite outlandish. Understood, and moving on, without having altered my opinion nor ambition.

I post on here for any assortment of reasons. You hit the nail on the head in your guess as to my reason for saying what I said regarding loyalty and such in that post. Bravo! Communication is something I've always excelled at.

ATW2020, Soccer Fan, and Mequon64: I can't recall having met a Phoebe nor a Kasey.

Angel smiles at you while sucking your cock.

Marissa tickles her tonsils with your dick head.

Storm contentedly sucks as many cocks in a day as she can.

Jill sucks your brain out through your dick.

Chevy molests your balls until they explode.

Krisi rhythmically caresses your head and shaft with her toothless gums.

And Reah is the Mother Of All Cocksuckers.

Body Shopper.

[Jc2490]

Lolli does a good job, would love to run into her again. Lola ripped me off the one time I saw her so I would say avoid her like the plague.

Lola did do a cash and dash on me once. I had seen her several times before and never had a problem with her. When I ran into her a month later, she couldn't stop apologizing enough. She more than made up for what she stole when I got a cheap room and we spent the entire afternoon together for a dirt cheap donation. All in all, she's okay if she's not all messed up from the pipe.

[Coochie Eater]

I texted an ad on skipthegames.com on the 6th. She got back to me a couple of days ago. She quoted me $150 for an hour. I don't have a link to the ad, but based on the conversation it looks like she's a street walker on National Ave. From the way she was blowing up my phone, it looks like she's desperate. She's definitely my type. If all is clear, I plan on hitting her up.

Damn man! Scabby-faced women are your type? If she lived in a small town west of here, I'd consider her a meth-head. I haven't run into meth here in MKE because crack seems to be the poison of choice on these streets. But still. . . Anyway, good luck with her. Wear a body condom, not just a dick slicker.

Coochie (give me a healthy black girl any day) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[TrollMongo]

I texted an ad on skipthegames.com on the 6th. She got back to me a couple of days ago. She quoted me $150 for an hour. I don't have a link to the ad, but based on the conversation it looks like she's a street walker on National Ave. From the way she was blowing up my phone, it looks like she's desperate. She's definitely my type. If all is clear, I plan on hitting her up.

I've never seen her but sure would be interested. Will be looking forward to your report.