Massage Parlor Reports

**SkeletonKey6** · 05-22-23 15:38

Limpwood, Wa. Home to grannies and lard ass auntie AMPs, with occasional exceptions.

Saw Angela about a month ago at Vivi Spa who did provide a good CFS, but she will shoo you out the door when done (was kicked out after just 30 minutes) without a massage.

Originally Posted by Fagole [View Original Post]

Visiting around the mall and not sure which spa to go to could someone pm me a run down?

**Gostz1953** · 05-22-23 13:53

Kit,

I have been going there since maybe February and I have gotten a HJ every time except once. Pretty brazen about it tbh, not sure why others are getting a different result. Regular massage up until the flip. Then tummy rubbing etc after the flip that gave me the in. Sometimes I get the signal as they graze the members when they massage the legs before the flip. I have been there maybe 10 times since the beginning of the year. It's convenient for me, but mostly older aunties with some extra weight. A couple know how to give a good prostate massage there as well. Nothing more than that and a HE though.

Regards,

GostZ1953.

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Was the ownership change a very recent development? Asking because reviews of this parlor on RubMaps from 5/17/2023 and 3/20/2023 indicated a lackluster massage with no extras.

**AussieFury** · 05-22-23 11:54

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I noticed this ad is back online and was updated again yesterday with "Bena" as the name:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/219720

She's not replying to my texts. Anyone know if Julie / Zina is really back?

I'm replying to my old post so you know who I'm talking about.

I saw this ad on TNA:

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?592209-Dara777

Those are Julie, Bena, Bina, Nina photos (all names she has used).

I asked via pm and text if she's the same but haven't got an answer other than asking if I want to schedule.

She's great bur I always enjoyed her friends who would come visit her in Burien.

Anyone seen her to confirm? Photos are actually her but she's a little older now. Still looked good when I saw her in 2021.

**JMirage** · 05-22-23 10:50

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Thanks JMirage! Do you recall when you visited Miu Lan? Their last RubMaps review is from 4/10/2015 and all of their (five) reviews report no extras were available. I'll have to check out these Bothell parlors the next time I escape the northern wastelands.

It was probably a year and a half or two years ago.

It was legit for a long time. I found a report on here, maybe Everett section. Tried it out, got the HE, but nothing special. Massage was above average, HE was standard from an okay looking lady probably 40's. I have no clue what the current status is.

**KitWalker1967** · 05-22-23 10:46

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ttle-wa-189366#review-1956496.

It's a fake review, authored by a private profile (probably the owner) that joined RM on 5/8/2023. Paid $150 for a happy ending.

**SkeletonKey6** · 05-22-23 01:13

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ttle-wa-189366#review-1956496.

**Fagole** · 05-21-23 23:57

Visiting around the mall and not sure which spa to go to could someone pm me a run down?

**GonnaRaiseHell** · 05-21-23 22:45

Originally Posted by ILuvazns [View Original Post]

Marisabellevue checks a few but no mat it's on a bed if I remember, and no mutual shower. The rest is a go, BBBJ and cfs there. Her photos are definitely photoshopped thoug much heavier in the belly area.

Would you be so kind to pm me how to find her. I don't have accounts on anything except this site.

**MadVic** · 05-21-23 22:45

Originally Posted by GonnaRaiseHell [View Original Post]

Color me frustrated. I learned about what a nuru massage is probably a decade ago. My first one was from someone called Lauren Riley (retired). It was great, albeit no BJ or FS, but it was still great.

I then found someone on Cap Hill, also retired, and I forgot her name. She was perfect. Great nuru, BBBJ, DATY. Only downside was that it was $450, which meant I could not go as often as I wanted.

And that's where the happiness ends. Since then, it's been a complete treadmill of frustration.

This is what I want from a nuru massage:

* They use the nuru mat.

* They use water-based nuru gel, warmed up.

* There is a mutual hot shower beforehand.

* They do the nuru style the entire time, front and back.

* They camel slide.

If I could get BBBJ, that's gravy, but to be honest, if they camel slide really well, I'm happy with that.

I have repeatedly tried so many who say they do nuru. Usually it's a Thai style massage for 15 minutes, they they may rub their tits on me for a bit, then after the flip they go for the handy.

Probably the closest thing I have had that's good lately is sandybestnuru, but she also starts with about 15 min of non-nuru massage, and uses oil-based lube, which makes it impossible to clean up. And while she does FS, it's covered, and doesn't do BBBJ. FS is at the bottom of my wish list, camel sliding is at top, and BBBJ is next.

I have tried bebe in Bellevue-- her version of nuru is rubbing tits on my back for 30 seconds, and never even took panties off.

I have tried many many others, and it seems like there is simply nobody who does it right.

A LOL- I was in Tokyo a few years ago, and even the soaplands there didn't understand when I asked for a nuru. So this may be a universal problem.

If you know of someone who does, please PM me.

Part of the problem is that a Nuru massage really needs to be done in a very large bathroom, usually tiled, with multiple floor drains. It needs to be large, so she can lay down a really big air mattress for the slip and slide.

You are just not going to find that type of bathroom setup in apartments around here. Need some big million dollar mansion for something like that.

I have had several true Nuru massages in Bangkok, over the years. While the real gel is slick as snot, I just don't find the overall session to be as enjoyable as a Thai body massage, which is a lot more fun. If you want to experience it, go to Bangkok.

MadVic.

**ILuvazns** · 05-21-23 22:34

Originally Posted by GonnaRaiseHell [View Original Post]

Color me frustrated. I learned about what a nuru massage is probably a decade ago. My first one was from someone called Lauren Riley (retired). It was great, albeit no BJ or FS, but it was still great.

I then found someone on Cap Hill, also retired, and I forgot her name. She was perfect. Great nuru, BBBJ, DATY. Only downside was that it was $450, which meant I could not go as often as I wanted.

And that's where the happiness ends. Since then, it's been a complete treadmill of frustration.

This is what I want from a nuru massage:

* They use the nuru mat.

* They use water-based nuru gel, warmed up.

* There is a mutual hot shower beforehand.

* They do the nuru style the entire time, front and back.

* They camel slide.

If I could get BBBJ, that's gravy, but to be honest, if they camel slide really well, I'm happy with that.

I have repeatedly tried so many who say they do nuru. Usually it's a Thai style massage for 15 minutes, they they may rub their tits on me for a bit, then after the flip they go for the handy.

Probably the closest thing I have had that's good lately is sandybestnuru, but she also starts with about 15 min of non-nuru massage, and uses oil-based lube, which makes it impossible to clean up. And while she does FS, it's covered, and doesn't do BBBJ. FS is at the bottom of my wish list, camel sliding is at top, and BBBJ is next.

I have tried bebe in Bellevue-- her version of nuru is rubbing tits on my back for 30 seconds, and never even took panties off.

I have tried many many others, and it seems like there is simply nobody who does it right.

A LOL- I was in Tokyo a few years ago, and even the soaplands there didn't understand when I asked for a nuru. So this may be a universal problem.

If you know of someone who does, please PM me.

Marisabellevue checks a few but no mat it's on a bed if I remember, and no mutual shower. The rest is a go, BBBJ and cfs there. Her photos are definitely photoshopped thoug much heavier in the belly area.

**GonnaRaiseHell** · 05-21-23 19:56

Color me frustrated. I learned about what a nuru massage is probably a decade ago. My first one was from someone called Lauren Riley (retired). It was great, albeit no BJ or FS, but it was still great.

I then found someone on Cap Hill, also retired, and I forgot her name. She was perfect. Great nuru, BBBJ, DATY. Only downside was that it was $450, which meant I could not go as often as I wanted.

And that's where the happiness ends. Since then, it's been a complete treadmill of frustration.

This is what I want from a nuru massage:

* They use the nuru mat.

* They use water-based nuru gel, warmed up.

* There is a mutual hot shower beforehand.

* They do the nuru style the entire time, front and back.

* They camel slide.

If I could get BBBJ, that's gravy, but to be honest, if they camel slide really well, I'm happy with that.

I have repeatedly tried so many who say they do nuru. Usually it's a Thai style massage for 15 minutes, they they may rub their tits on me for a bit, then after the flip they go for the handy.

Probably the closest thing I have had that's good lately is sandybestnuru, but she also starts with about 15 min of non-nuru massage, and uses oil-based lube, which makes it impossible to clean up. And while she does FS, it's covered, and doesn't do BBBJ. FS is at the bottom of my wish list, camel sliding is at top, and BBBJ is next.

I have tried bebe in Bellevue-- her version of nuru is rubbing tits on my back for 30 seconds, and never even took panties off.

I have tried many many others, and it seems like there is simply nobody who does it right.

A LOL- I was in Tokyo a few years ago, and even the soaplands there didn't understand when I asked for a nuru. So this may be a universal problem.

If you know of someone who does, please PM me.

**Maxtron** · 05-21-23 16:40

Lately I have been running into a variety of frustrating experiences, but I keep trying. Today I hit up Rainier and pulled Linda. She's thin, 40 ish, and has great makeup that looks good on her. I donated 2, and she delivered a decent massage. For about 10 minutes. The door kept ringing, so she left a few times and clearly began hurrying. I told her I don't like to be rushed, and she said her boss will get mad. I told her I get mad too. Her teasing had me pretty excited, but her exiting and rushing was a boner killer.

Anyway, the flip came with an ever so brief BBBJ. It was good while it lasted, and I instructed her to take her time, but on with the cover and standing mish happened anyway. She liked my hand on her throat but wouldn't allow any nipple touching. I reminded her I don't like to be rushed and asked for Greek, telling her that would get me out of there. Nope. She seemed to like what we were doing, and I flipped her on her side, which she really seemed to enjoy. I told her I wanted to cum on her face, but she said no and kept trying to hurry me. I had hoped she would offer some concession for the rush.

When we finally went to dg, she clearly was in discomfort, so I stopped. She told me to lie down, that she would finish with CBJ. I stood and told her BBBJ. She kept telling me not to cim or cof while kneeling, and then stood hunched over instead while mostly delivering HJ. I told her I'd cum on her tits, and she liked that idea, lying on the table. She was done touching me, I guess, so I jerked over her tits while standing next to her. When I blew, I blew a geyser, coating her tits, neck, and face. She expressed surprised and laughed and said "too much. ".

She then quickly cleaned-up and on to the next one. I told her to tell the boss that I won't be back if I'm rushed like that, to which she responded that there is no boss, just the two girls.

I admit that I'm trying to quit and think that I have a problem. I don't like talking with therapists, but I'm unable to stop, and these frustrating visits remind me that I need to knock it off. If anyone has an why suggestions of what I can do, please feel free to share.

**RedBreast** · 05-21-23 15:42

Anyone try out J&L Spa on Eastlake Ave yet?

**Mitch Cor** · 05-21-23 10:59

Total. House was 70, and 70 tip.

Originally Posted by Seaperv [View Original Post]

Was this $. 4 total or in addition to house?

**KitWalker1967** · 05-21-23 10:58

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

It's been a while since I was there, but Miu Lan in Bothell offered HE last time I was there.

Thanks JMirage! Do you recall when you visited Miu Lan? Their last RubMaps review is from 4/10/2015 and all of their (five) reviews report no extras were available. I'll have to check out these Bothell parlors the next time I escape the northern wastelands.